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"The sedan chair is coming, the sedan chair is coming......" Nie Xiaoqian ran over, followed by a small sedan chair, carried by two little goblins.

"Please let the second lady get into the sedan chair ......" the girl glanced at Nie Xiaoqian and said.

"Okay......" Nie Xiaoqian responded, stepped forward and grabbed Yue Lingshan's arm, and then dragged her onto the sedan chair.

"What are you doing??" Yue Lingshan screamed, "Daddy, Mom, help......"

"Shan'er, you are married to the Nie family, you must be diligent in reciting seven times, don't let people take a break, and lose the face of our Yue family......" Zheng Dongfang said to his daughter with tears in his eyes.

"Go, go......" Zheng waved his hand with a gloomy face, "It's as deep as the sea in Houmen, and I don't know if Shan'er will let the eldest woman bully ......"

The sedan chair gradually faded away, leaving only Yue Lingshan's string of cries.

"Ahem......" Zheng Dongfang coughed twice and glanced at Zheng, "The eldest woman is here, can you speak a little tactfully?" ”

"Children of the rivers and lakes, twisting and pinching, what kind of system has they become??" Zheng is quite reasonable.

"Are you interesting??" Nie Canglong was dumbfounded, "What are you ......?"

"Okay, okay......" The girl rolled her eyes, "don't get cheap and sell well......"

"What do I have to get cheap??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "What am I selling??" You're pushing the big girl into the fire pit......"

"Who made her speak without a door, and met a bullie who was quite unreasonable??" The girl pursed her lips, "That's what she deserves, don't you worry, isn't Yue Lingshan married to Lin Pingzhi?" Lin Pingzhi is a eunuch, she didn't cuckold him, if you let her stay alone in the empty room, I'm afraid she can stand the loneliness......"

"Lin Pingzhi??" Zheng Shi looked at the girl in some surprise. glanced at her husband again, "Isn't it Chong'er??" Why did you become Lin Pingzhi again?? ”

"That's the original version of "Smiling Proud Jianghu", in the original version, not only Lin Pingzhi, but even I, Yue Buqun, have become eunuchs......" Zheng Dongfang sighed and said.

"Uh......" Zheng blinked his eyes and sneaked a glance at her husband's crotch, "Senior brother, you're not a eunuch now, are you?" ”

"How do you speak??" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes. "The original Yue Buqun is because of the cultivation of the Sunflower Treasure Book, this is why he wielded a sword from the palace, I am a land immortal, how can I practice such a low-level martial arts??"

"Then I'll rest assured......" Zheng Shi immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Martial arts like the Sunflower Treasure Book are really not something that people can cultivate......"

"Shemales cultivate...... the girl pursed her lips, "People have to cultivate into demons before they can cultivate ......"

"That's right......" Zheng nodded vigorously, "You're so right......"

"Okay, okay......" Nie Canglong waved his hand. Now let's talk about Yue Lingshan......"

"It's all for you, what else do you want??" Zheng Dongfang was not happy, "If you want to beat, you will be beaten, and if you want to scold, you will be scolded." As long as you have a good reason, I don't care if you kill her......"

"It's not this ......" Nie Canglong glared at Zheng Dongfang, "You're pretending to be confused with me, aren't you??" ”

"What kind of fool am I pretending to be with you??" Zheng Dongfang pursed his lips, "Ling Shan is now a member of the Nie family. If you want to talk about her, you two can talk about it, if you really don't like her. The concubine is bought and sold, so you can sell her......"

"I ......" Nie Canglong made Zheng Dongfang so blocked that he didn't know what to say, and for the first time, he found that this Zheng Dongfang was so difficult.

"Sold??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "It's a good idea, but who to sell it to??" Chuan Xi or Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang?? ”

"Ahem...... Zheng coughed, "If you want to sell her, we really don't object to it, and we can't object to it, but the dowry or something, shouldn't it also be ...... Right......"

"The dowry should be given to ......" The girl nodded, "This dowry is absolutely indispensable...... "As she said, with a wave of her hand, a small proflamer appeared in front of her, "This is a super space battleship, so it should be considered a dowry for you......"

"Cheng ......" Zheng Dongfang picked up the little wolf, "Just ...... meaning"

"I solemnly inform you now......" The girl glanced at Nie Canglong, "You are also a concubine, you must be calm in the future, don't say anything outside, trouble comes from your mouth, comrade......"

"Can you rely on some music??" Nie Canglong had a dark face, "Now that you are free to fall in love, do you understand that this is a marriage for sale?" ”

"The order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, but the concubine, not so much ......" The girl smiled proudly, "As long as I say it is appropriate, this matter will basically become a ......"

"That's right......" Zheng Dongfang was immediately happy, "Xiaojun is a big woman, Xiaojun said okay, then it will work, reasonable and legal, in other words, Xiaojun is a model among women, you said that your Aunt Zheng and Xiaojun are also fellow villagers, why are the two of them two extremes??" This is really more people than people have to die, and goods have to be thrown away, Canglong, you must be good to Xiaojun in the future, otherwise, as her mother's family, we will never let you go......"

"That's right," Zheng agreed, for the sake ......of her daughter, she also had to please Aunt Qin, "If you dare to bully Xiaojun, our mother's family will definitely not let you go......"

"Don't worry......" The girl waved her hand, "As long as I, Qin Xiaojun, are alive, no one will dare to bully your daughter......"

"It's messed up......" Nie Canglong didn't know what to say, "It's completely messed up......"

"Okay...... the girl waved her hand impatiently, "Little green snake, today is your big day, I tell you, twelve brides are waiting for you, hurry up, go back to the cave room......"

"How did you become twelve again??" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's head, "You won't let me live??" ”

"Today's bride is a martial arts beauty, counting the ten I made, plus Yue Lingshan, isn't it exactly twelve??" The girl pursed her lips and said.

"Xiaojun......" Zheng Dongfang glanced at the girl in some surprise, "Isn't this eleven??" How did it become twelve?? ”

"Senior brother...... Zheng pulled her husband, "Isn't there still Xiaojun??" ”

"Huh??" Nie Canglong's eyes lit up at that time. "Jun, what do you mean ......?"

"Hey......" the girl waved her hand, "It's that I didn't make it clear, there is also a martial arts beauty, it seems to be some yew dragon king, isn't this woman of different races??" I didn't bring her here, I planned to keep her as a pet, and I wouldn't let her show up, saving the people of the old Nie family......"

"Aren't you going to do it yourself??" Nie Canglong was immediately deflated, "Then I'm not interested......"

"It's not okay if you're not interested...... " The girl pouted. You have to at least make their bellies bigger, this is your responsibility, and it is also your obligation, people have become your concubines, you give people a son, let people have a hope, this is also haode......"

"Huh??" Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows, "Son??" Don't have a daughter?? ”

"Little Green Snake has only one daughter in her life......" the girl pouted. In addition, no matter how many children there are, it is the son ......"

"This ......" Zheng's little face was a little unsightly, "I'm so useless......"

"I don't blame you for this......" the girl smiled coldly. Unless it is an avian animal, it is the man's decision to have children......"

"Senior brother, you're really useless......" Zheng glanced at her husband. Said dissatisfied.

"Hehe......" Zheng Dongfang smiled awkwardly, "this...... I can't say I'm useless, don't I already have two daughters and a son now?? ”

"Okay, okay......" Nie Canglong waved his hand. glanced at the girl, "Xiaojun, you said that I have only one daughter in my life??" It can't be yours, right?? ”

"Ahem......" The girl's face turned red, "Your daughter is an additive, she was born with your son, as for who gave birth to you, you will know when the time comes......"

"Still sell it to me......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "Look at your blushing face, this girl must have been born by you, and she didn't run away......"

"You'll know when the time comes......" The girl glanced at the man, couldn't help but smile coldly, and said.

"You don't say it, do you??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened, "Qin Xiaoniuniu, let me tell you, if you don't tell me, I'll let you give birth to a ...... now."

"Get out...... the girl glared at the man, "If you are tired of being crooked, you can say it directly, and the old lady will fulfill your ......"

"Look at you......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "You're annoyed, aren't you??" Let me be sure?? Hit the dead in the hole, right?? ”

"I'm too lazy to take care of you......" the girl pouted, "You'll know when the time comes, your pair of dragons and phoenixes, but the first pair of natural ......"

"Born of nature??" A cold sweat broke out on Nie Canglong's head at that time, "You mean to say that the thing I left behind in my dream has grown into two children in the natural environment??" ”

"What do you want??" A black line appeared on the girl's head, "Do you know what natural conception is?" Corresponding to natural conception, it is artificial insemination, do you understand it? ? ”

"A big girl, how can you not be taboo at all when you say this??" Zheng couldn't help but shake his head and sighed.

"What's so taboo about this??" Zheng Dongfang smiled faintly, "Modern society is open, and the messy rules in the past, except for the most fundamental moral issues, no one takes the rest seriously......

"Alas......" Zheng sighed, "I feel like I've become everyone's lady now......"

"Are you still a girl??" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes, "Your children are all married, okay?" ”

"What's that??" Zheng pouted, "I'm talking about temperament, my temperament, here is a proper lady, no one can beat ......"

"Or, I'll call Mo Chou and Xingzhu, you guys Bibi??" The girl looked at Zheng and sneered.

"Uh......" Zheng was stunned, "what am I comparing to the two of them??" Are they still children......"

"Ahem......" Zheng Dongfang coughed twice in embarrassment, "Shut up for me, let's talk so that Aunt Qin doesn't like to listen to it, don't forget, she is the eldest woman of the Nie family, be careful that she takes revenge on your daughter......"

"Oops......" When Zheng heard this, he immediately smiled all over his face. gently slipped his mouth twice, "Look at my stinky mouth, I say something that my aunt doesn't like to hear, I should beat ......"

"Hmph......" the girl smiled coldly, "It's good to know, let me tell you, I'm not a stingy person, as long as you don't blatantly speak ill of me, I generally won't care about her......"

"Really??" Zheng raised his eyebrows, a little eager to try. In fact, sometimes it is more enjoyable to say that mulberry scolding Huai is more enjoyable than scolding the street.

"What a fart......" Zheng Dongfang glared at Zheng, "It's not blatant, you can say bad things about your aunt and grandmother??" Are you tired of being crooked?? Do you think that if your aunt and grandmother don't care about you, I'll let you go?? I have to leave you, you can't ......," he said, glaring at Zheng.

"I just said it casually......" Zheng sneered, "there is no intention to ......" such an obvious look, can she not understand?? She's not very shrewd, but she's definitely not stupid.

"Ahem......" Nie Canglong coughed twice. Xiaojun, if you call Ruan Xingzhu to support the field, I don't object, but you brought Li Mochou here...... This is the Red Lian Fairy......"

"What's wrong with the Chilian Fairy??" The girl pouted. "It is precisely because she is a Chilian fairy that I said that she is everyone's best girl, do you think, a woman has been deceived into her feelings. If it doesn't change, is it still a woman?? ”

"That's right......" Zheng Dongfang nodded, "Loyal." Although it is not necessarily a necessary quality for everyone's ladies, a loyal woman is definitely everyone's ...... for everyone."

"Where's the little jasper??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "The little family is not loyal??" ”

"We're talking about temperament, not about the family environment......" The girl glared at the man, "What is the little jasper??" The small jasper pattern is not enough, so if you meet an emotional liar, there are basically two possibilities, what is the first one? ? Suicide, shame and anger, is life a point of fingers?? The second one?? That is, I accepted it, and from then on I couldn't raise my head, so I casually found someone to marry......"

"Not bad......" Zheng Dongfang nodded, "Xiaojun's analysis is really incisive......

"Uncle Zheng, what you said is really a fart......" Nie Canglong shook his head and sighed.

"Where's everyone's ladies?? Even if you don't leave home, you have seen the world, a woman who has seen the world, if you meet an emotional liar, the only thing you can do is revenge, revenge, because her family environment is good, so it gives her such confidence, for example, Mo Chou, although the financial resources of the ancient tomb are not worth mentioning, but martial arts are also a kind of capital, if you have money, you can buy murder, you can also hit each other commercially, if you have martial arts, it will be more direct, and it will be ...... directly" The girl said lightly.

"But the problem is......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "Li Mochou is more like a heroine than a lady, right?" People are proper heroines, ordinary ladies, can they make a private agreement with someone for life? ? ”

"When people die, they are still the big girl of Huanghua, can you not slander others? ? A woman's honor is as important as life......" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.

"When I say private life, I mean that she is engaged in a relationship with Lu Zhanyuan......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "At that time, it was the Song Dynasty, don't you think she is very avant-garde??" ”

"Avant-garde??" The girl pursed her lips, "According to what you say, those women I got from Tianlong should be immersed in the pig cage, right??" It's not just a partner, it's a daughter out of wedlock......"

"Are you going to say that??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but nodded, "I don't object to ......"

"It's not just Tianlong's, it's like Yitian's, it's time to dip in the pig cage, speaking of which, it's just that Xiaolongnu and Huang Rong are still okay......" The girl pouted and said.

"Don't say it......" Nie Canglong gasped, "That's indeed the case......"

"If I said that I brought you all the weakness, you must be more excited, such a woman should be ......executed by Ling Chi," the girl pouted and said.

"What did you say??" Nie Canglong was immediately angry, "Are you crazy??" Are you going to get me all the martial arts beauties?? ”

"That's what I said......" the girl pouted, "Are you serious??" Just eleven of them......"

"I'll tell you......" Nie Canglong glared at the girl, "This matter is over here, don't let some messy women come out, do you hear??" ”

"What's the mess??" The girl was immediately unhappy, "When did I mess up the woman??" All the beauties I got are martial arts beauties, I don't know how many martial arts fans dream of love......"

"Anyway, they're not my dream sweethearts......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Anyway, I got them over, whether it's your dream girl or not, they're already your lover...... No, it's your concubines, they're all your concubines, there's no doubt about that......" the girl said with a sneer.

"Don't look at Xiaojun's problems, there are a lot of problems, but this kind of heart is definitely only a model woman......" Zheng Dongfang sighed and said.

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