"Here!" Han Xu's face was delighted, and he hurriedly pouted at the bamboo in his arms.

"Huh? You're a fool of me, aren't you? The girl was furious. Take two broken bamboos to fool people? I thought she was so foolish!

"Eh, how can you scold people?" Han Xu's face was blank, but then he seemed to be looking at the soft sister coin, and forced himself to suppress the dissatisfaction in his heart, and said in a very rushed tone, "I can still fool you, your hair is long and your knowledge is short." Look. ”

As he spoke, he took out a pillar, took out a knife from his back, cut a triangle on the pillar in front of everyone's eyes, and then broke it backwards, the bamboo made a crisp sound, and the position of the bamboo was removed by him, the girl looked at the letter suspiciously, and was suddenly delighted and surprised to find that there was indeed more than half of the water in the bamboo, and it exuded a fragrance.

"I can drink, I'm a quality person, I don't scold or deceive." Han Xu sarcastically sneered at the girl with a gun and a stick, and put his mouth over as he spoke, some girls on their faces just wanted to stop him, but found that it was too late, a tube of bamboo water was all drunk by him, and the girl was watching from the side with a mouth that secreted saliva vigorously, and she was very thirsty.

"It's three hundred yuan, give me a tube first." But the girl is still very smart, and wants to take a pipe and sing first.

"Three hundred? Don't sell, don't sell. "Unexpectedly, the money was taken out, but Han Xu changed his mind.

"Huh? What do you mean? The girl asked with an unkind face.

"It was three hundred just now, and now, it's five...... No, a thousand and one tubes! Han Xu's face was completely a villain who fell into the eyes of money.

"A thousand and one tubes? You're robbing money! The girl screamed so loudly that her eyes were bursting with fire.

"One thousand tubes, love or not, if you want to buy it next time, it's two thousand!" Han Xu said, holding the bamboo and about to leave.

The girl's best friend poked the girl vigorously from just now, and seeing that she hadn't reacted yet, she couldn't help but be anxious, "Friend, wait a minute!" Bring me a tube, I bought it. ”

Han Xu suddenly turned his anger into joy, but as if he had thought of something, he suddenly stretched out his hand and said to the girl, "If you want, you can, but pay the money first, in case you don't give the money after you finish drinking." ”

When the girl heard this, she was immediately embarrassed, "But, but I don't have a thousand dollars in cash!" Why don't you wait for me to go out and transfer money to you? She is right, now you can spend money with a credit card everywhere, but few people carry thousands of dollars in cash with them.

"Transfers? No, no, I'm not at ease. Hmm......" Han Xu seemed to be stumped, he turned around twice, suddenly patted his head, and took out a note and a signature pen from his pocket, "There is no cash, let's make an IOU." ”

"Owe, IOU?" The girl stumbled for a moment, and then forcibly held back her anger, but as a result, the pen and paper gave Han Xu an IOU of 1,000 yuan, Han Xu put it away, and then glanced at the girl who was clamoring to buy water with contempt, and said disdainfully, "Look at how cheerful people are, they are all friends, why is there such a big gap!" ”

The girl probably didn't say anything about this stimulation when she was so big, and her face was as black as the bottom of the pot when she was ridiculed by Han Xu, she snatched the signing book, and gave Han Xu an IOU of four thousand, and then snatched all of Han Xu's bamboo with the girl.

"The villain who sees the money." The girl's swaggering appearance seemed to have knocked Han Xu down.

When the IOU was in hand, Han Xu was silent for a while, and suddenly hahadaxiao, and then raised the two IOUs in his hand to the onlookers, "Well, thank you for your generosity!" When you get out of the mountain, I ask you to rub it well! Eat for 5,000 yuan, and you can't finish eating and packing! ”

“hahahaha。” The people next to him were stunned for a moment, and then they all let out a gloating laugh, and the people who originally looked at Han Xu and how unpleasant they looked at him now looked at him, and suddenly felt that he was tall and handsome, and his smile was extremely charming.

"You ......" The rich lady who bought the water suddenly knew that she had been soaked, and she choked on the mouthful of water that she drank angrily, and pointed her finger at Han Xu and couldn't speak, her whole body trembled.

Han Xu looked at her and snorted, and sneered, "Those who insult people will always be humiliated, I hope you can remember this sentence." I'm a sophomore in the outer courtyard, my name is Han Xu, if you have any ideas, just come, I'll take it! ”

"Good!" There are really people who are not afraid of big things, cheering and slapping vigorously, making it look like a national leader giving a speech.

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, save some effort, with this effort, it's better to hurry more." At this time, Professor Zhou opened his mouth at the right time to calm down the two people who were on opposite feet, and the girl glanced at Han Xu with eyes that were about to cry angrily, and stomped her foot fiercely, "You wait!" However, she forgot that she was wearing knocked-off heels, and this time she was unstable and broke her foot directly, which made her gasp in pain, thinking of all kinds of grievances, she couldn't help hugging her best friend and sobbing quietly.

Han Xu touched his nose, he was also unexpectedly surprised by this situation, he couldn't help but feel a little excited, muttered something, and returned to his small circle.

"Okay, six! Well done! I'm so angry with that mother-in-law, it's really relieving! I said what's wrong with you kid lately, clean up all these! Next time something like this happens, don't forget to call me! Meng Yin put her arms around Han Xu's neck, laughing loudly as if no one was around.

"Come on, you're not too hot! You are the kind of master who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and the sixth child at least has a sense of proportion, so let you come? Good things are also messed up. Makino snorted and dragged him over, "I don't have the ability to see things, didn't I see that the sixth child is going to make love with a beautiful woman, what kind of light bulb did he use in the past." ”

"Shepherd, shut your foul mouth for me." Han Xu opened his backpack with a smile, took out several bamboos from it, threw one to him, and distributed them to everyone one by one, "Cut a mouth and taste it, be careful not to cut your mouth." This is the original pure water, but unfortunately it can't be stored for a long time. ”

Several people picked up a knife and cut a hole like he did before, and they all shouted praise. Sweet and mellow, after I don't know how many layers of bamboo filtered pure water, there is a fragrance of bamboo.

Han Xu cut one open and handed it to Shangguan Ruoxi, Shangguan Ruoxi took it, but instead of drinking it, he asked, "Isn't it a little too ...... for you to do that just now?"

"I'm already paying lip service." Han Xu sneered, "Since his parents didn't discipline her well, then I, as a senior, will teach her a lesson!" Alas! With great power comes great responsibility, which is really incumbent. ”

Puff -

Han Xu's nonsense, the girl smiled, leaned over and took a sip, the smile on her face was even worse, "It's so sweet." ”

"If it's good, drink more." Han Xu smiled slightly, casually took out two bamboos from his bag, and walked forward.