Niu Xuanzhu is not so kind to help the Jade Emperor say good things, this Queen Mother's temper is much worse than athlete's foot, she just exaggerated a little bit of her miss for the Jade Emperor, and now go back to find abuse.

Besides, after finally leveling the Jade Emperor and regaining his free body, how can there be no reason not to take the opportunity to play in the legendary fairy world.

Roaring Sky Dog, are there any places of interest in this fairy world?

Niu Xuanzhu took out a knife from the Qiankun bag, ready to leave his own masterpiece everywhere during the tour.

No. As a fairy pet, the Howling Sky Dog has long lost interest in the fairy world.

How could it not be, take me to the purple bamboo forest to see, Guanyin is a woman in Journey to the West, but I also heard that Guanyin is a sex reassignment surgery done by a man, let's go and verify it with our own eyes.

You still have to die of this heart, this matter is estimated to be known only to the Buddha and Guanyin himself. Howling Dog Road.

Yes, Guanyin's gender and Rulai's sexual orientation have always been the great secrets of the fairy world, and the two are mutually causal, because the two of them are often together in private, this is taboo, no one dares to gossip about these two immortals, I advise you to give up. Linglu said.

Then I'm going to go even more, lead the way. Niu Xuanzhu was more interested than just now, and his eyes shot a lewd gaze.

I have the support of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, I'm afraid of him!

What a donkey! The South China Sea is tens of thousands of miles away from here, do you want to use it? The donkey seized another opportunity to scold someone else's donkey.

So far? I'll go back to the Jade Emperor's godfather and ask for a somersault cloud. The bullbolt turned around.

You're so sweet, I doubt you know the word "shame" in the world. The Howling Sky Dog had to use dirty words to express his feelings, and it was really difficult to express them in ordinary words.

Language is the expression and catharsis of emotions, swearing is also an important part of language, for those who think that swearing is an uncivilized manifestation, we have to use endless swear words to express our rejection of their fake civilization, until they scold back, so that they will join our camp and scold others together.

There are so many boring associations on Shijie, why is there no scolding association, if there is, it is estimated that it will be the association with the most members on Shijie, and if a scolding competition is organized every year, it is estimated that the pomp and circumstance will definitely overwhelm the Olympics and the Shijie Cup.

Of course, given that all the people watching the shijie cup are members of the scolding association, the two events can be considered jointly at that time, and I firmly believe that the Chinese can get back the face lost in football ten times from the swearing.

What's wrong with me? I lost my parents when I was a child, is it wrong to want to feel the warmth of my family now? The child has no money to spend and wants to be a father, shouldn't it? I just want a somersault cloud, what's the difference between that and asking for new clothes. Niu Bolt Pillar righteous words.

You are obviously blackmail, blackmail! Lion in the word.

What if you're arriving? The auspicious clouds are all driven by the immortal law, do you think that if you stand on the clouds and fart all the way, you can go all the way to the purple bamboo forest? The donkey was impressed by the stinky fart magic of the cow bolt pillar, but it was obviously not an immortal method.

Don't underestimate the fart, it's the unyielding soul left behind by the eaten food, as for the immortal law, can I ask the Jade Emperor for some immortal law? Niu Zhuzhu has now completely become a loyal gnawing old man under the doctrine of taking.

In fact, the Moonlight Clan and the Gnawing Lao Clan are both the dreams of Niu Shuzhu, and he once described his dreams in his diary.

About the Moonlight Clan: Today I heard two beauties on the street say that they are the Moonlight Clan, in order to understand what the Moonlight Clan means, I also went over to ask shamelessly, and then I learned that their wages were enough for them to spend a month. I was envious at the time, I think this should be considered a senior white-collar worker, because according to this logic, then I can only be regarded as a Sanguang clan at present. I have a dream today, that is, I must work hard to become a moonlight clan, even if it is half a moonlight.

About gnawing the old people: Today, I heard on TV that our 80s generation is the old people, of course, the TV also says that the 90s generation is also, but I myself am a post-80s, I don't know much about the situation of the post-90s, I can only point to the top expert on TV very seriously, and say righteously, I am a post-80s, but it is by no means a gnawing old man, because ...... It is my dream to become a gnawing old man.

Have you watched too many martial arts TV series, thinking that if you let the Jade Emperor touch your back, and then smoke, you will have eighty years of skill? The Howling Sky Dog always speaks so harshly, and he always feels that the martial arts movies of the Nether are real myths and legends.

The immortal law has to be cultivated by oneself, and there has never been a case like you where you can ascend to heaven without the immortal law and become an immortal. The old cow is the most real, and a situation like the cow bolt pillar is simply a miracle in his consciousness.

Don't worship brother, brother has always been a legend! Niu Bolt Pillar put on a handsome pose.

Yes, it's always been a legendary slut. The whistling dog completes the sentence.

Thinking that the places he knew were not accessible by walking and farting, Niu Shuzhu could only wander around the Lingxiao Hall in a depressed manner, leaving a seal carving on every building that read, "Niu Shuzhu came here to inspect".

He still firmly believes that he is a very strong leader, he used to feel that he was the best choice for the leader of the country, and now he feels that he is more suitable than the Jade Emperor to be in charge of the Three Realms, and as a leader, of course, tourism cannot be called tourism, it must be an inspection or investigation, which is something that everyone knows.

Being able to adjust one's goals at any time according to the change of circumstances and the broadening of one's horizons, is this considered to keep pace with the times?

If you think so, then congratulations, this novel has successfully lowered your IQ to the level of a bull bolt, and the only way out is to keep reading, as the saying goes, where you fall, you can't get up.

Seeing more of the magnificent buildings, the cow bolt pillar slowly lost interest, and his steps became heavier and heavier as his mood fell.

I'm tired and I'm going back to my Qionglou Cave Mansion. Niu Zhuzhu sat on the steps of a room hung with pink curtains and gasped.

I told you a long time ago that there is nothing to look at, and I am as tired as my grandson. Howling Dog Road.

This Qionglou Cave Mansion is not far from Lingxiao Palace, only about a hundred miles, it is estimated that you will start walking now, and you will be able to walk in two days. Linglu Road.

I'll go~ Why didn't you say it earlier, I didn't even want to take two steps. Niu Shuzhu stuck out his tongue.

You didn't ask.

No matter, I'm tired, I'm going to rest now.

It's okay for you to lie on the ground and rest.

What are you kidding, what kind of identity am I now, a dignified Gongde Immortal Monarch and an incense messenger, or the godson of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and in the fairy world, I can be regarded as an absolute rich second generation plus the second generation of officials, which room in this fairy world I can't go in and rest?

The scoundrel character of Niu Shuzhu came up again, and when he turned around, he pushed open the door behind him.

This room is so red.

This is a feeling of the cow bolt column, and the second feeling is that the quilt on the bed is really fragrant and soft.

There was no third feeling, maybe there was, but it was also in the dream of the cow bolt pillar.

In fact, those rich second generations and official second generations sometimes think too highly of themselves, and even the best of them have their own times when they slap themselves in the face.

The second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people went to nightclubs that were ten times higher than the consumption of heaven and earth.

The rich second generation: "Order as you like, call as you like, I'll pay for the whole audience today." ”

The second generation of officials: "What's this, give you a song list, just order it, as long as there is one on it, people are in Beijing, buddy called him in person and sang it to us on the spot." ”

At this time, a young lady just happened to click a tune, and the TV screen showed:

Next song: On the Field of Hope

Singer: Peng Liyuan

Niu Zhuzhu's consciousness fell asleep, and the fairy pets did not rest.

Which of you has noticed, whose room is this? The whistling dog asked.

The lion, the old cow, and the spirit deer all shook their heads.

Really donkey, fortunately I'm here, there are seven rooms in a row, and it must be the boudoir of one of the seven aunts and grandmothers.

These seven aunts and grandmothers have made an earth-shattering situation every time they think about the lower realm, and now they are being looked at by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother tightly, resulting in them not being able to reconcile yin and yang for a long time, and they have some psychological problems. is like an elderly leftover woman who can't get married at the age of forty, and has a double contradiction of longing and disgust for men, if the owner of the house comes back now, I don't know if it will be another bloody storm. The howling dog said worriedly.

It should be okay, how to say that we are also the godsons of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and when we were discovered, we said that we came to visit my sister, and we should be able to fool the past, after all, we just borrowed the bed to lie down. Old Cow Road.

I hope that this big brother will not fart in the quilt, if the whole room is made like Lao Jun's Danfang, it is estimated that there is little hope of survival. Linglu Road.

At this time, the sleeping cow bolt suddenly sat up, and then began to undress very quickly, and in a blink of an eye, he lay naked back in the bed.

The five fairy pets were speechless, and no one spoke for a long time.

It's a lot worse than farting. Linglu muttered.

Real donkey, donkey killed me, didn't he look for his own death?

Wake him up, or we'll all die!" The lion roared.

The consciousness of the five immortal pets tearing the bull bolt pillar with their lives was only in vain.

Pray. The Howling Dog closed his consciousness when he heard someone push the door, and deceived himself and went to steal the bell.

The other four fairy pets vied to follow suit.

The eldest of the seven fairies is always dressed in red, so the general fairies call it the fairy in red, and the room with the main color of red is the boudoir of the fairy in red.

Because the Jade Emperor watched too closely, the Seven Fairies had long since broken off the idea of going down to earth, and the two things they liked to do most every day were to talk about gossip and take a bath.

It is a woman's nature to talk about gossip, and taking a bath is because a woman without a man can only pity herself with the shadow, and she is narcissistic in the bath.

Today, the seven sisters had discussed going to the newly opened spa bath in the fairy world, but the fairy in red suddenly thought that she had no lace T-pants knitted by herself, so she hurried back to the house alone to get them.