Chapter 1022: Oddities
"What's weird?" Shui Yanyu took out a bamboo chair and sat down, enjoying the amazing silence.
There was only the sound of the wind and the leaves, and it was quiet and peaceful, which made her forget about the strife.
"I said, daughter-in-law, are you stupid in the imperial capital?" Ling Han said with a smile.
"I don't want to talk to the stinky rascal!" Shui Yanyu closed her eyes and made a false sleep.
Ling Han smiled, walked over and copied her, sat down first, and then hugged her in his arms, unceremoniously looking for a hidden outcome.
"Hmm-" Shui Yanyu let out a shy moan, this guy is too bad, and now his weakness is "touched" by him clearly, and he can instantly disintegrate her will and let her indulge in the shameful and intoxicating **** taste.
"Daughter-in-law, you seem to be a little older here!" Ling Han whispered in her ear, "Is it my credit?"
Shui Yanyu glanced at him in annoyance, it's not that he likes to play, and it's a credit!
"Take your dirty hands away!" she pretended to be reserved.
Ling Han was willing to retreat, occupied the two peaks, and kept changing them, which meant that the rain and dew were evenly wet, and everyone was treated equally, so as not to affect the appearance of one big and one small.
Every time he said this, of course, he would get Shui Yanyu's eyes and smash him with his fist.
"Daughter-in-law, haven't you really noticed anything wrong here?" Ling Han kissed her snow-white jade neck, the fragrance was fragrant, and the snow muscles were smooth and delicate, whether it was the feel or the kiss feeling, it was wonderful.
Shui Yanyu only felt numb all over her body, and there was a kind of lament in her heart, she was repeatedly teased by this stinky hooligan. How long can she be reserved, I'm afraid she will soon have to raise her hands and surrender. Take the initiative to spend the Spring Festival with this stinky rascal, right?
She sneered, "You me like this, how can I think about it?"
Ling Han couldn't help but feel a wave in his heart. Said: "This is a good word, and the husband suddenly wants to further discuss the meaning of life with you." ”
"Stinky rascal!" Shui Yanyu's scolding skills obviously did not increase, but from two words to three words, and the tricks almost did not change.
Ling Han laughed: "You have been in the imperial capital for too long, you don't know how dangerous it is outside. Also, the imperial capital is more about power, and you are not qualified to participate in it. ”
"Talk like you know everything!" Shui Yanyu hurriedly grabbed Ling Han's hand, this guy actually wanted to untie his clothes, it was too rogue!
Ling Han gently pinched her peak. It broke the resistance of this stunner, and he admired the beautiful carcass of the water goose jade, which was as white as jade and as if it was carved out of ivory, which was beautiful.
"Daughter-in-law, don't you think it's a little weird quiet here?"
"What's weird?" Shui Yanyu almost murmured, the breeze blowing, her hair fluttering, and her jade-like skin reflected a magnificent luster in the moonlight. Thrilling.
"From the moment we entered the village, no one gave us a second look. Ling Han said.
"Didn't people say that after coming here, everyone let go of their former identities. Just enjoy a peaceful life. Shui Yanyu didn't think it was different.
Ling Han smiled and said, "It's one thing to enjoy a peaceful life, but a group of strangers suddenly came to the place where you live. You have to at least pay attention to it, it's absolutely impossible to turn a blind eye. ”
Shui Yanyu was slightly startled. Suddenly opened his beautiful eyes, only to find that his upper body had been stripped clean. The stinky rascal was admiring her stacked mountains, peaks and valleys, and suddenly blushed, and hurriedly pulled over her clothes to cover it.
It's just that how can such a beautiful scenery be stopped, but it is half-concealed and half-hidden, which increases the temptation, making Ling Han swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva in a row, and has the urge to carry this stunner into the house and make a big conquest.
However, Shui Yanyu is just ashamed now, after all, she has been taken advantage of by Ling Han a lot, and she is a little used to it. She nodded and said, "It's a bit weird indeed. ”
"And-" Ling Han said solemnly, "Did you find that there is not a single child in this village! I have seen that there are not only old people here, on the contrary, there are many young people. ”
"Just because you let go of fighting, competitiveness, and so on doesn't mean you have let go of that. ”
"You say, let's plant the fields during the day, what else can we do at night?"
Shui Yanyu opened her mouth wide, she was really shocked.
This guy just said that she was a little creepy, why did she jump on it all of a sudden, what kind of thinking logic is this? Sure enough, the rogue nature did not call him wrong.
But after thinking about it again, she felt that what Ling Han said was very reasonable.
Why is there no children in a peaceful village?
The real Tahara is one in which the young people work in the fields, the old people sit in the yards, and the children play in the village.
"Stinky rascal, can you stop moving, I can't even think about things when I touch it!" Shui Yanyu couldn't help but sneer, this guy's big hand had been "raging" on his chest, making her flustered.
"Speaking with a good conscience, I just want these two sisters to grow up quickly!" Ling Han said solemnly as he grabbed each other's chests.
"Shameless!" Shui Yanyu was about to faint, how could she find such an unreliable man.
Ling Han laughed, and finally was willing to withdraw his troops, and said, "When it's quiet in the dead of night—"
"I won't let you succeed if I die!" Shui Yanyu was startled, thinking that this guy finally couldn't help but eat herself, but she actually had a consciousness, but she was just a woman, so she had to be reserved.
Ling Han was stunned for a moment, shook his head, and said, "You ****, what are you pretending to be?" I mean, in the dead of night, let's go out and take a look at the situation. ”
Shui Yanyu knew that she had misunderstood Ling Han, and couldn't help but blush, but when she saw Ling Han's evil smile, she knew that this guy definitely deliberately made himself want to be crooked, and couldn't help but reach out and pinch Ling Han's waist hard.
"Stinky, rogue, hooligan!"
After the two showed their affection for a while, they finally stood up inseparably, packed up their clothes, and then quietly went out.
"Hey, it's so late, where are you going?" They came out of the courtyard, only to see Cui De riding a white elephant out of the darkness, this white elephant was of course also a puppet, two feet tall, with a curled nose, making it extremely difficult to distinguish the real from the fake in the dark.
"The view is so nice and so quiet, I want to take a walk. Ling Han said.
"Hehe, people here like to be quiet, especially at night, it's not good to disturb other people's rest. Triad shook his head, "Two, let's go back and rest." ”
Shui Yanyu's hand trembled slightly, and she was about to sacrifice the divine sword, but Ling Han reached out and hugged her slender waist, and her big hand tightened slightly. She had already formed a tacit understanding with Ling Han, knowing that the other party was trying to make her patient.
"Okay, let's go back. Ling Han smiled and shook his head slightly at Shui Yanyu. (To be continued.) )