Chapter 22 (I) Cambodia Live Lei Feng
In addition to the jungle, it was still the jungle, and they walked for three days in a row, not to mention people, and they didn't even see the shadow of a large animal, and Ji Kefeng and Gu Huaiyi were silent like mutes, and the other was always looking ahead and smirking, or looking at the other two smirking, Tang Shuxing's words were so suffocated that he almost wanted to find a bear to hug and chat.
"Crazy Gu, what exactly is our route?" Ji Kefeng couldn't help but ask anymore, after all, he walked for three days in a row, without a goal, they went wherever Gu Huaiyi pointed out, there was no figure along the way, and it felt more and more desolate.
"Oh my god! Finally someone has a voice, hurry up and say a few words to me, hurry up! Tang Shuxing stood in front of Ji Kefeng, with a look of anticipation, like a person who was addicted to drugs.
Ji Kefeng stretched out his hand to push Tang Shu's punishment away, caught up with Gu Huaiyi and asked again.
Gu Huaiyi just pointed ahead and said: "If I remember correctly, there will be a road ahead, a very old road, built during the Khmer Rouge period, although it is said that it is full of ugly memories and has been abandoned, but because it has left a lot of traces of history, there are also many tourists who venture to visit, and there are real buses." ”
"We're not here to travel, we have to go to the Gu Hunting Ground!" Ji Kefeng couldn't bear it anymore.
Tang Shuxing felt that he couldn't interject at all, and ran towards the front in a fit of anger, looking like "I'm running away from home", and rushed forward not long after, Ji Kefeng and Gu Huaiyi heard his screams in front.
Ji Kefeng chased after him, ran not far, and tripped over something and fell to the ground. As soon as he fell to the ground, he saw Tang Shuxing rubbing his legs beside him, and Tang Shuxing saw that Ji Kefeng also tripped and fell, looking gloating.
Ji Kefeng looked back at the thing that tripped over him, it turned out to be a roadbedstone, and it was made of cement, and some numbers were faintly visible on it. He was watching, Gu Huaiyi pushed aside the bushes and walked out, squatted in front of the cornerstone of the road, and then raised his eyes to look ahead and said, "The Revolutionary Avenue is ahead." ”
"Revolution Boulevard?" Tang Shuxing got up and picked up the bushes in front of him. Look around. There was indeed a road ahead, although it was not too good, and the ground was overgrown with all kinds of plants that were not tall, but there were obvious traces of wheels running over.
"What do you mean?" Ji Kefeng stepped forward and asked.
Gu Huaiyi tightened his backpack strap and walked forward. Explained: "Decades ago. The Khmer Rouge who ruled Cambodia at the time. Determined to eradicate capitalism completely, they lied that the cities were going to be attacked, and forced all the people in the towns to the countryside. Beginning in 1975, they repatriated countless prisoners from Security Prison No. 21 to build the so-called Revolutionary Avenue, and buried them while digging, and buried those who were ill and sick on this road, saying that they had dedicated their lives to the revolutionary cause. Gu Huaiyi said and stepped on the road under his feet, "How many people died on this road, it is impossible to count now, but in the years they were in power, they killed millions of people, accounting for one-fifth of the entire Cambodian population." ”
After the fall of the Khmer Rouge, there were many guerrillas who opposed them because they were afraid of their comeback, and they were reluctant to leave the jungle and continue to rebel against the new government.
"We have to be careful, because there are still quite a few guerrillas around here, some involved in drug trafficking, some skilled in kidnapping." Gu Huaiyi sat on the side of the road, cut down a low tree with a knife, and placed it in the middle of the road, ready to stop the car.
Ji Kefeng looked at the left side of the road, Tang Shuxing looked at the right, and then the two looked at each other again, Tang Shuxing opened his mouth and asked, "Is there a bus in this broken place?" ”
"Yes, non-governmental, private, and there are only a few of them." Gu Huaiyi sat there and said with a smile, "Wait, we can come once in a few days, get in their car, even if we are lucky, we can save a lot of effort, but the rules here are weird, you don't need money to take the car, just life!" ”
"Don't want money? That's still a chicken feather! They're driving hearses, aren't they? Tang Shuxing immediately looked around vigilantly, and looked up at the sky, as if he was afraid that a car would fall from the sky.
Ji Kefeng sighed and sat down, looked at Gu Huaiyi and asked, "How do you know these things?" ”
"I've been wandering around since I was a kid and I love adventure." Gu Huaiyi explained briefly, and then raised his head and fell asleep, completely ignoring the poisonous snakes, poisonous ants and other disgusting insects crawling next to him.
Ji Kefeng shook his head, leaned against a nearby tree, carefully sprayed himself with insect repellent water, and smeared ointment on his face and hands. Tang Shuxing squatted aside and frowned, and couldn't help but speak: "Hey, Master Ji, can you not be so sissy?" ”
"You haven't been in the jungle, have you?" Ji Kefeng looked at him, and then pointed at Gu Huaiyi, "After he got off the boat, he wiped it, otherwise how dare he lie down and sleep like this?" ”
"I didn't wipe it the first few nights!" Tang Shuxing pointed to himself.
"I'll wipe it for you when you're asleep." Ji Kefeng said word for word, "Otherwise, you would have been carried back to the nest by the ants and eaten up." ”
"Damn, no wonder...... Tang Shuxing looked down at his lower body, "No wonder I woke up in the morning and felt wet there, you smeared your chrysanthemum with lubricating oil and sat down directly, right?" ”
"Fuck off! Are you disgusting!? Ji Kefeng said angrily, goosebumps all over his body flared up again.
What followed was the fight between the two, after the fight was boredom, after boredom, Ji Kefeng began to take a nap, and Tang Shuxing rolled around, bored, and then ran into the jungle to find insects to play, while scolding the insects for being disgusting, while running around in front of Ji Kefeng with a stick......
A few hours later, the sky finally darkened, and when Tang Shuxing was about to light a torch and throw the torch into the ant nest, Gu Huaiyi suddenly got up, looked at the road on the right, grabbed the tree trunk next to him and felt it, and after a few seconds, he turned around and said with a smile: "It's here." ”
"The car is coming?" Tang Shuxing immediately threw down the wooden stick and stood in the middle of the road, carrying a sword on his back to make the appearance of blocking the road and robbing.
"Toot toot-" A strange sound came from a distance, followed by a blinding light. Tang Shuxing raised his arm to block it, and Ji Kefeng behind him also quickly got up, standing behind the two of them and half-squinting in the direction where the light came, the light was getting closer and closer, more and more dazzling, and then finally saw a dark green thing appear at the intersection, and it rushed over at a very fast speed.
"Get out of the way!" Gu Huaiyi dragged Tang Shuxing to the side of the road, and then the green thing passed by them, and he heard the sound of someone scolding, and the whistle similar to that of a train.
"Gone?" Tang Shuxing stood on the side of the road and said dumbfounded. "That's a refusal, right? What is the complaint number? ”
As he spoke. Suddenly a loud brake sound is heard, and the lights stop on the road on the left, followed by an eerie roar of the engine, a few seconds later. The dark green thing poured back. Stopped in front of the three of them. Then a man's voice came from the loudspeaker at the door of the strange machinery, which could not be called a taxi or a plane, but he didn't know what language he spoke.
Tang Shuxing looked at the mechanical monster in front of him - the front half was the cockpit of the plane. The rear half welded the entire van, with seven tires, welded steel plates on the outside, hung with barbed wire, the upper part of the tires was also clinging to a row of tank tracks, and above the roof there was a drone painted the same dark green, but the color was unevenly painted.
The most speechless thing is that there are still weapons on the body of this thing, two machine guns are welded on the left and right sides of the front of the cabin, there is also a machine gun peeking out of the window at the rear of the car, and there are two half-exposed mortars on the top.
The male voice inside the loudspeaker said for a while, seeing that they did not respond, then a hand was stretched out, and a camera was still held in his hand, the camera shook the faces of the three people, and the hand was retracted, and the man sitting in the car put his head against the window, revealing a pair of wrinkled eyes at the corners of his eyes, glanced at them, and asked in English: "Japanese?" Korean? Chinese? ”
"Chinese." Ji Kefeng replied in Chinese.
"Welcome!" Suddenly, the man opened the door, not so much as kicking it open.
When the door opened, a man in a camouflage vest and camouflage shorts, with short hair and a figure-of-eight beard, and armpit hair almost covering his arms, popped out of it. The man may have been in direct sunlight for a long time, the skin on his face was dark and shiny, and from time to time he used his hands to plug the nose hair that rolled out of his nostrils, and on the bridge of his nose there was a pair of glasses several times larger than his eyes.
"My name is Ito, no, wait, you are Chinese, what is my Chinese name?" The man speaks a relatively standard Mandarin, but some of the pronunciation is not very accurate, as if he learned it from someone somewhere in southwest China, "Oh, by the way, my name is noble, five lectures, four beauties and three noble nobles, hahaha!" ”
"It's five stresses, four beauties, and three loves......" Tang Shuxing looked at the idiot in front of him.
"Whatever! I don't remember exactly, wait! The noble man turned around and got into the car, and when he got out again, he had changed his clothes, and then pointed to the front of the clothes, which was full of laser-printed portraits of all the No. 1 leaders from the founding of New China in 1949, and then he turned around again, holding his vest in his backhand, and showed them the four big characters "Long live China" written in paint on the back of his vest.
"Hahaha!" Gao Shang looked at the three of them and laughed, his hands still on his waist.
Gu Huaiyi also stood there and smirked, Ji Kefeng and Tang Shuxing looked at the guy in front of them expressionlessly, looking at what people were wearing and what clothes they were wearing.
If we claim to be Chinese, Korean, and Japanese, will this guy come out wearing this vest, a kimono, and a bowl of Korean spicy cabbage on his head? Tang Shuxing looked this person up and down with half-squinted eyes, regretting from the bottom of his heart that he hadn't done that.
"We're going to get on a ride." Gu Huaiyi said politely, "How much does it cost?" ”
"Huh? Ride? Of course, the fare will be discussed later! As long as I am Chinese, whether men, women or children, they are my noble friends, and I am of noble character! Saying that, Gao Shang opened the back door of the carriage, and at the same time turned up the calendar-like thing inside the carriage door, and after turning several pages, he found a pictorial of Lei Feng, stretched out his hand and patted it, and began to sing with a smile, "Our Naga is a living Lei Feng......"
Tang Shuxing and Ji Kefeng glanced at each other, Gu Huaiyi was the first to get into the car, curiously looked at the not spacious carriage, and waved his hand to call the two to get on the car, Gao Shang also stretched out his hand to make a "please" gesture, the two had to get into the carriage one by one, and then Gao Shang closed the car door, ran back to the cabin in front of him, and started the thing that I don't know if it was an airplane or a car, and at the same time turned on the horn of the car, and played the song "Northeast People Are Living Lei Feng" that was popular on the Chinese Internet countless years ago, but Tang Shuxing listened, is still a cover, and it was changed to "Khmer People Are Living Lei Feng".
Tang Shuxing was fine at first, but then he nodded and began to sing involuntarily along with the melody, Gu Huaiyi clapped his hands next to him and followed the rhythm, with a smile on his face. Ji Kefeng turned his head sideways, covered his face, and all he was thinking in his heart: I don't know them, I definitely don't know them.
After driving for a long time, the music slowly weakened, the connecting window between the front cockpit and the back compartment was opened, and Gao Shang threw over three cigarettes, Tang Shuxing picked it up and saw that it was three Chinese, thinking that this kid was still on the road, and just lit it I heard him say: "It's enough!" I have a lot of people, I just approved a wagon to China a few days ago. ”
Tang Shuxing choked directly, took the cigarette away from his mouth, looked at the thing that burned like a match, and then looked at the noble and triumphant side, thinking that this guy is a bastard who sells fake cigarettes, the business is quite extensive, and the fake cigarettes are sold to China?
"Don't mind!" Gao Shang began to have a Beijing accent, "I use home-grown tobacco, which is much better than the original Chinese tobacco, hey, you are really lucky, you met me, you didn't meet a few other cars, otherwise your life is really gone, you, wait a while to shake things out, one person let me pick one, not much, just one piece, and then get off the bus directly to the destination to say goodbye." ”
Tang Shuxing subconsciously touched the dragon lin blade he was carrying with his backhand, thinking that if this guy saw this thing, he wouldn't have to take it away immediately? Besides, this is a roadblock!
When Tang Shuxing just thought of the words "roadblock robbery", the car suddenly stopped suddenly, and then he heard Gao Shang shout in a low voice: "It's not good, I have encountered a roadblock and robbery!" ”
Yes? You're not a roadblocker? Anyone else? Tang Shuxing leaned his head to the window, and looked at the road in front of the cabin, there were three shirtless men standing with two holes in the paper to expose their eyes, three of them were holding machetes, one stood in front and brandished the knife, and the other two stood there posing.
"What crew is this?" Tang Shuxing looked at it with half-squinted eyes.
Gao Shang was so nervous in front of him: "It's really bad! It seems to be the 'Three Brothers of the Primeval Forest'. ”
What's that? Three Brothers of the Primeval Forest? This is completely the forest version of the pectoral muscles! Ji Kefeng was already facing the carriage, thinking that he would simply hit his head and die, he really hadn't met a normal person along the way. (To be continued......)