I asked for leave from the unit, and Zhang Qing politely agreed, but I asked for ten days so generously, and he still asked: "Where are you going, is ten days enough?" ”

I thought about it for a while, and used a reason that hurt others but not myself: "My future mother-in-law is seriously ill, and I will take her to SH for a check-up." ”

I suspect that Zhang Qing regretted that he had a lot of trouble at this time, and he said politely: "I will take my brothers to see her old man when I have time, if you need money or help, you just have to say." ”

I said politely: "No, I'm not married yet, and besides, she is not in the local area, so I won't trouble everyone." ”

It can be seen that Zhang Qing is relieved, but he doesn't know, and I am also relieved. I still don't like to deceive, although there are many times when I tell some jokes, but that's also a last resort, in order to make a living.

However, I couldn't help but say hello to my little sister, so I told my little sister that she had a case and had to go on a business trip for three or four days. I feel that in three or four days I am almost ready to go to Hainan, but I dare not sue sù others, so to speak, I dare not sue sù anyone. If it's too much, if it's not enough, time can be continued. It's a bit false to say more than ten days at a time.

Xiaomei believed that I was going to handle the case, but she was still worried about my illness and asked me how I was, I thought there should be no problem with this trip, so I replied that it was basically fine, and it would be almost the same if I took medicine for two more days.

As for Xiao Man, I don't plan to tell her, anyway, I've already told her to contact her in a few days.

I booked my plane ticket for tomorrow afternoon, and I have to suffer this sin for more than one day, and I am sad to death. The air ticket is still very expensive, only 8.5% off, plus insurance and other more than 1,000. The ticket seller said, I want to book a return ticket, about 5% off, I think about it, I don't know when to come back, or undecided, but the phone number of the little girl who sold the ticket was left.

I'm fine in the afternoon, I want to go to the supermarket to buy something, so that I can't get used to eating what is there, I've been there, I already know, where the food is too bad.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the supermarket, the phone rang, and when I saw it, it was Director Zhang Lei, and I said: Do you want to see me again, at your level, I will be put to death by you sooner or later.

I connected Director Zhang's phone, and she said anxiously: "Brother, where are you, how are you feeling, you have time to come again, I made an appointment with a few experts." ”

I know what was going on now, and I'm in a much better mood than I used to be, and I want to laugh at the tone of her voice. But after all, people are very concerned about my illness, so I politely said: "Thank you, Sister Zhang, I have found the cause of the disease now, and I should be able to get better in the next few days." ”

I thought, if I offend Li Mingzhu, she won't kill me. I'll come over and say goodbye, and she'll take care of it for me.

I don't know if Director Zhang is curious about knowledge, or if he has other plans for me, so he bites me stubbornly: "Is it almost okay, brother, then, can you come and let me see the prescription and pathology prescribed by the doctor." ”

I couldn't cry or laugh a little, so I made a joke with her: "Sister Zhang, do you want to see the prescription, or do you want to see me, I don't dare to go to you, I'm about to be put alive by you." ”

Director Zhang is still very eager: "Come on, brother, I won't take care of you this time, let you live my sister, and bring me all the prescriptions and cases prescribed by the doctor to me." ”

I said in my heart: Sister, it's time for you to take medicine.

I definitely can't go to her right now, I don't want her to live, and I don't want to live her. Moreover, I don't want to tell sù what happened to her now, and I probably won't tell anyone else what happened in the future, after all, I'm not sure how I'll solve it when I get to HN.

I had to find an excuse to get rid of Director Zhang's entanglement, and think about telling her: "Sister Zhang, I'm HN now, I'll go back to look for you in two days, okay, my phone bill is very expensive, hang up first." Without waiting for her to speak, she hung up.

I just pushed the cart, and before I could buy anything, the phone rang again, and I was annoyed, and I saw that it was Xie Yuting. I'm annoyed when I see women now, usually I really like Xie Yuting, but now call me, and I just hang up. As soon as the phone hung up, there was a call, this little girl was still persevering, and I had the heart to turn off the phone, but I still held back my anger and answered: "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

Xiao Nizi said mysteriously: "Hooligans, do you have a venereal disease?" ”

My God, who said this, this is really known to everyone on earth. You say, this one of the children who go to school knows, is there anyone else who doesn't know, I must find this communicator.

I said to Xie Yuting fiercely: "Who did you listen to, how can there be such a person, who actually corrupts me, and you too, even believe this." ”

Xie Yuting also said fiercely: "Don't admit it, you have the ability to come, let me see it, you definitely don't dare." ”

I'm going crazy, but I do have a problem, I think it's better to explain it well, otherwise, my great image may really be gone, so I said patiently: "I'm a skin disease, don't listen to people's nonsense." In the future, if anyone talks nonsense again, I will rape her first and then kill her. ”

Xie Yuting smiled, still with a very unrestrained smile: "Hahahaha, I sue you who said it, you don't dare to do anything to her, and you will rape first and then kill, it's up to you." ”

I said in my heart: Although I don't dare to rape her first and then kill her, it's still okay if I want to ravage her a few times, after all, my brother is not a good man and a woman.

I told Xie Yuting that I had to go out to handle a case and would not be able to come back in a few days. Xie Yuting didn't comply, saying that I had never fulfilled what I promised her, and the final negotiation was that I would give her 2,000 yuan, and she would let me go once. I couldn't help it, and in the end I agreed to give her 2,000 yuan. I don't want another woman to appear now and let the Commission for Discipline Inspection take me back again.

Finally, a phone call came that I was not too annoying, Wu Di's, asked me how the situation was, listening to his voice, it seemed to be very heavy.

I chatted with him calmly: "Brother, I'm basically sure that I was tricked by Li Mingzhu's stinky girls now, and I plan to go there." ”

Wu Di was a little surprised: "Why did she give you a Gu, did you offend her?" ”

I shook my head on the phone and said helplessly: "I think we offended her, at most we were joking with her, and I couldn't figure out why she did this to me." ”

Wu Di sighed: "Who made you so romantic, is she pregnant with your child and let you go back to recognize your relatives." ”

I smiled bitterly: "Brother, this joke can't be made, you know, I've always been with you, and it won't have anything to do with her, unless you can get pregnant by drinking with her, but unfortunately my brother is not at that level." ”

Wu Di was very innocent: "I didn't sleep with you that night, who knows where you went." ”

As soon as Wu Di said this, I really doubted myself. I went to sleep at the hotel that night, and I thought about it, and then I fell asleep, and I really can't remember, what really happened? Probably not, I remember waking up in bed, no one ever told me, I had nocturnal wandering or something, and I didn't feel insulted after I woke up. I don't want to, it's too tiring.

I couldn't admit it or not, so I asked Wu Di: "At the dinner table and Li Mingzhu's house that day, I didn't do anything cheating, I don't think there should be." ”

Wu Di smiled: "We don't know the customs of other people's places, anyway, you hugged and hugged other people's daughters, and promised to take care of other people's lives for a lifetime, I think her father can't look at it." You go this time, or else, just take Li Mingzhu, anyway, that little lady is also very beautiful. ”

I pretended to be angry: "Brother, don't talk nonsense, we are enemies now, she plotted against me, I really have to take her when I get there, and then abandon me and offend me, little sample." ”

I originally wanted to say something ugly or cruel, but then I thought about it, after all, my identity is here, and it is better to say something cruel, but it is not good to say something ugly.

Wu Di smiled: "Brother, I'll go with you, where to be a matchmaker for you, and I can also mix a big carp to eat when the time comes." ”

Actually, I originally thought that there was really no big deal, and Li Mingzhu would help me get rid of the Gu poison wherever I went, and when I heard Wu Di say it, I still seemed to be really sorry for Li Mingzhu. I began to wonder in my heart whether I would get there, and Li Mingzhu would not help me detoxify, or like the Miao family, he would keep me there for three years.

Go to her, I don't want to, the more I think about it, the bigger the head, buy things, prepare to go, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge. I don't want to think about anything now, and when I talk about that, you won't be suffocated by urine.

Hey, I pushed the cart, I was still pushing it just now, why is it gone, go to the door and push it again.

I didn't buy too many things, the most important thing is that I bought a pair of shorts and shorts, I asked last time in HN, it cost more than 200 yuan, and I bought it here for more than 70 yuan, which is very suitable.

I bought a bottle of chili sauce and bought a bottle of beef sauce. I can't be sorry for myself when I go out, it's okay to eat badly, but I can't eat it (comfortable), the farmhouse food there is OK, and the restaurant is too unpalatable.

Then, I bought a few packs of pickled pepper chicken feet, brought a pack of local beer, and enjoyed it there, perhaps, I really became the son-in-law of the Miao family, and I will say goodbye to everyone in the future, and say goodbye to my lovely drunken life.

Come to think of it, there's nothing else to prepare, but there's a whole bag of these things. No way, it's good to be at home for a thousand days, but it's hard to go out for a moment. Regardless of what happens, always keep a good mood. My motto for this moment is: Smiling life.