When encountering such a guy like Mi Zixuan, who does not play cards according to common sense, everyone is drunk, and the one who is even more drunk is the old Wang next door...... Ahem, police officer Wang.

As soon as Lao Wang came in, he saw Mi Zixuan, who was crookedly leaning on the sofa like a big smoker, and he was stunned and said, "It won't be your kid who called the police!" ”

Mi Zixuan put the cigarette butt on the ground very unobtrusively, without stepping on it, the distressed Su Zhiqiang snorted in his heart, my floor!

Mi Zixuan said excitedly: "Yes, yes, Lao Wang next door is the police I called." ”

As soon as he heard this, Lao Wang's face turned dark, will you kid chat? The old king next door? He coughed and said, "It's Comrade Wang, not the old Wang next door, what are you making a fuss about?" I told the police that it was a big crime. ”

Mi Zixuan pursed his lips and stretched out his hand to Zhu Yanming and said, "The old man next door...... Ahem, Uncle Lao Wang, I didn't do anything bad, but he didn't say that I ** his niece, it was Lu Jiayi, the stinky girl who almost killed me who was going to jump off the building yesterday, you know? ”

Zhu Yanming is now riding a tiger, he wanted to come to the hospital to make a fuss, scared the hospital, scared Mi Zixuan and his parents, and made some benefits, this is the script he wrote in his heart, and he has to direct and act himself, he wants to become famous in this scene, and win the Best Director Award and the Best Actor Award in one fell swoop, but Mi Zixuan, the little king and eight calves, does not follow the script, a good and brilliant scene, and he made a mess, didn't he say that he wanted to be each other's angels, little bitch? How can you do that?

But things have already come to this, Zhu Yanming can only follow the script written by Mi Da editor, he immediately pushed Yang Kaiyuan away, and came to Lao Wang in a few steps, just like a villager who was bullied by the village chief and saw the officers and soldiers of the party and state, and held Lao Wang's hand tightly: "When did you call back?" Let's go, I'll take you to arrest the village chief! ”

Well, I made this up!

What Zhu Yanming said was: "Comrade policeman, this beast has ** my niece, she is only sixteen years old, I want to sue him, sue him!" ”

Lao Wang looked at Zhu Yanming and said suspiciously: "He** your niece?" This ......"

Mi Zixuan was circling around Su Zhiqiang at this time, muttering in his mouth: "Dean Su's Chinese cigarettes?" You're also the dean, don't be so stingy? I'm just smoking one, just one, the turtle grandson lied to you, I will never ask you after smoking one. ”

Su Zhiqiang's face twitched, when he met Mi Zixuan, a little turtle calf who didn't treat him as the dean and came to his office like his own home, he was also drunk, what kind of intern is this? If you call the police, you will call the police, have you asked me? Licking your face again to ask for cigarettes, do you want to be ashamed?

Su Zhiqiang roared with a dark face: "You stand up for me." ”

Mi Zixuan found that the cigarette was stuffed into Su Zhiqiang's trouser pocket, he swooped out and jumped to the side to light one, Su Zhiqiang was caught off guard and was robbed of the cigarette, almost ran away, rushed over and slapped the dragon in the eighteen palms of the dragon with regret, and slapped Mi Zixuan's little turtle calf to death.

Mi Zixuan took a sip and said, "Next door...... Ahem, that old comrade Wang is very simple, I will ...... Lu Jiayi" Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan suddenly gritted his teeth and continued: "That stinky girl called, this is the hospital, take her to the gynecology for a check-up, don't you know if I'm **not** her?" ”

Mi Zixuan now hates Lu Jiayi, who almost killed him first, broke his fortune, and caused him such a big trouble today.

Zhu Yanming was dumbfounded, he knew very well that Mi Zixuan didn't do anything to Lu Jiayi, her wife asked Lu Jiayi repeatedly about this, once she was taken to the hospital for an examination, the lies he said were immediately self-defeating, how could he get benefits from the hospital and Mi Zixuan?

Without waiting for Lao Wang to speak, Mi Zixuan took out his mobile phone and called Lu Jiayi directly, and heard him gritted his teeth and shouted: "Stinky girl, hurry up and give me death to the hospital, your uncle who has been abducted and cheated, eaten, drunk, prostituted, gambled, smashed, smashed the widow's door, and picked up the widow's grave for eight lifetimes, said that I ** you." ”

Mi Zixuan is a temper that does not suffer, he is already in a bad mood today, Zhu Yanming also came to block him, even if he doesn't beat him, he has to scold him to get angry.

Zhu Yanming was scolded by Mi Zixuan and his face was blue and white for a while, this little turtle calf spoke too badly, if it weren't for the police, Zhu Yanming really wanted to slap Mi Zixuan on the wall, but he couldn't buckle it.

Lao Wang was right when he heard it, so he didn't speak.

Lu Jiayi came quickly, and as soon as she came in, Zhu Yanming pretended to choke up and said, "Jiayi, my uncle made you suffer, you say, did this kid bully you?" ”

What kind of virtue is this uncle, Lu Jiayi has already understood, she didn't believe Zhu Yanming's crocodile tears, the little girl hid behind Mi Zixuan in a few steps and pulled his arm, and Mi Zixuan pulled out his arm in disgust, Lu Jiayi didn't give up and went to pull again, the two of them just I have to pull, I won't let you pull, toss several times, I can see Su Zhiqiang and these people staring, why am I wiping you two? What about the house?

In the end, Mi Zixuan had no choice but to let Lu Jiayi pull his arm, and Lu Jiayi said: "He didn't bully me, he saved me." ”

Zhu Yanming immediately said angrily: "Comrade policeman, look at it, look at it, this bastard kid must have threatened my niece, otherwise she would be able to say such a thing?"

Lu Jiayi was originally afraid of Zhu Yanming, but at this time, she was bold, and stepped forward and said strongly: "He didn't threaten me, he saved me." ”

Zhu Yanming said with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel: "Comrade policeman, look at it, what kind of person has she been scared of?" ”

Mi Zixuan pouted and said, "That eye of yours saw me threatening her?" What? You're s*** with clairvoyance effect, huh? ”

Mi Zixuan's words were too damaging, Yang Kaiyuan couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

Su Zhiqiang coughed unhappily, and Yang Kaiyuan quickly put away his smile.

Zhu Yanming was so angry that Mi Zixuan's face turned blue and purple for a while, and he stretched out his finger and pointed at him, "You" for a long time, and "you" didn't come out of it.

Zhu Yanming's eyes rolled, and he suddenly said, "Comrade policeman, can you ask him what he said to my niece on the rooftop yesterday?" Is he saving people? He's murderous! ”

Lao Wang was at the scene yesterday, and no one knew better than him how witty the trash words Mi Zixuan said at that time were, and it was these words that seemed to be teasing and forcing Lu Jiayi to jump off the building that saved her, otherwise she would have jumped off a long time ago if she hadn't waited for the air cushion to be placed.

But Lao Wang knew that he understood what Mi Zixuan said, but others didn't understand it, so he could only say: "What he said yesterday was indeed a bit excessive, but he bought time for the firefighters to set up an air cushion and successfully saved her, and the merit outweighed the demerit." ”

Zhu Yanming jumped up and shouted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on: "Did he ask my niece yesterday what color underwear she was wearing?" I also asked her to jump if she wanted to, right? What is this behavior? This is the behavior of hooligans, this is the act of forcing my niece to death, comrade policeman, you must uphold justice, or I will complain to you. ”

Now Zhu Yanming doesn't bite Mi Zixuan's ** Lu Jiayi's business, because Lu Jiayi is here, and he has to reveal his stuffing as soon as he checks it, so he can only say those things when Mi Zixuan saved people yesterday.

Mi Zixuan pouted with disgust and disdain: "I feel sorry for those two words when you say that you are a stupid fork, yesterday this stinky girl was bent on death, am I like those aunts and uncles......"

Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan pinched his throat and said sharply: "Oh, girl, don't jump, there is something to say, nothing can't be solved!" ”

After saying that, he snorted and said, "Is it useful to say these?" Why should she look for a short time, because his parents have died, and he is forced into debt by a group of people in society all day long, and you relatives don't care about her, what can she do as a sixteen-year-old girl? She couldn't stand it anymore, so she wanted to die, and you were there when she was about to jump off the building? Why didn't you come to the scene to persuade her?

What I said was inappropriate, but I diverted her attention and made her jump on it without it, buying time for the firefighter to set up the air mattress, and without me, she would have died.

Do you still want to say that I took her to the morgue to scare her with a corpse? That's right, I did, because although I saved her, this stinky girl still wants to die, because no one cares about her in this world, she can only fend for herself, she misses her father, she misses her mother, she is so tired.

I took her to the morgue to let her see the corpses, because I wanted to tell her that when she died, she would lie in the morgue full of the smell of corpses like these people, and I wanted to tell her that even if the whole world didn't care about him, I would take care of her, and I didn't want her to lie in those corpses.

This method is really terrifying, it is so scared that she pees her pants, but after she saw those corpses, she didn't dare to die, because she was afraid of lying there after death, and she also knew that I would take care of her, so she wouldn't think about death.

Do you understand the use of extraordinary methods in extraordinary times? Sigmund Freud said that man is an imbecile creature governed by instinctive desires, you are, I am, we all are.

And what was this stinky girl's wish at that time? It was by dying to seek relief, she was dominated by this foolish wish, so she was lower and more mentally retarded, and I converted her foolish wish, and when I jumped off the building, I aroused her shame, and when I was in the morgue, she was afraid of death.

Forget it, I don't understand this, have you studied psychology? Bother! ”

Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan suddenly said to Zhu Yanming: "Old boy, I want to sue you." ”

Mi Zixuan's words stunned everyone, and so did Zhu Yanming, he subconsciously said, "What are you suing me?" ”

Mi Zixuan sneered: "Sue you for slander, uncle, if you don't pay me 18 million, I will go to your door every day to pour feces." ”

Mi Zixuan, who had just been serious for a short time, finally became a ruffian again, and the huge contrast caused a million points of damage to everyone!