1327 Who Is More Pitiful Than Who?
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Facing the glamorous Lin Yun'er, Jiang Gary fell under the pomegranate skirt without any suspense, and shamefully lost the second game.
After him, No. 3 contestant Lee Kwang-so began to enter.
Haha and Gary in front of him did not draw Kim Jong Kook, which made Lee Kwang-so extremely nervous. "I will have a one-in-one probability of meeting Zhong Guoge, and I will definitely lose. The arrangement of the program team is not reasonable at all, at least it has to give people hope of winning. ”
With a mountain called Kim Jong Kook in front of him, Lee Kwang-so became unusually verbose and irritable like everyone else.
If it is in normal times, several people unite, betray and unite, it is not impossible to kill Kim Jong Kook. But now in a one-on-one situation, Lee Kwang-so knows that he has no chance of winning at all.
VJ, who was following him, comforted him at this time: "Maybe it's not Kim Jong Kook?" ”
"Yay? Not Brother Zhong Guo? Lee Kwang-so was stunned for a moment, and then a shy smile slowly appeared on his face.
In "Runningman", he and Kim Jong Kook have grown into a pair of enemies that the audience loves. So once faced with any difficult situation, his mind was only left with the murderous figure of Sparta.
Now VJ has provided him with another possibility, and it has opened up a new situation in the giraffe's thinking all of a sudden.
Thinking of Yuna who appeared just now, Lee Kwang-so himself led himself into a misunderstanding. Covering his mouth, he looked like a dream had come true, "Maybe...... Could it really be that GirlsGeneration is coming? ”
Just at this time, the iron gate was opened, and Lee Kwang-so couldn't wait to rush in and shouted at the door of No. 7. "Don't be afraid, Yuli, it's Oba. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, hurry up and get to Oba's side, only I can protect you. ”
Watching him perform infatuation stupidly there. Everyone else laughed.
Liu Zaishi, who had already appeared on the scene, also figured it out at this time, and said with a smile: "I don't know what this kid will be scared like when I see Zhong Guo later?" ”
No matter how others ridicule him, Lee Kwang-so, who was at the scene, couldn't hear it anyway. At this time, he was already deeply immersed in the fantasy of meeting the ideal type, with a pair of big eyes with excitement and longing that could not be hidden, and a little apprehension.
It's no different from the innocent teenager who is about to meet the lover of his dreams.
It was in anticipation that the iron gate of Number Seven slowly rose.
And then......
The first thing that caught Lee Kwang-so's eyes was a pair of thighs as thick as iron pillars, just looking at the tight muscles in the legs. You can feel the power contained in this body.
In the process of being visible to the naked eye, Lee Kwang-so's eyes suddenly changed from anticipation and shyness to panic and dismay.
The obvious process of change made everyone clap their hands and laugh.
Lee Kwang-so suddenly turned around, grabbed VJ's neck tightly, and roared in a rage. "Isn't this Brother Zhong Guo? Why are you telling me no? ”
VJ just hugged the camera tightly at this point, with a prank smile on his face.
It's still entangled here, and Kim Jong Kook has already walked out with Sparta's BGM strutting out. As he walked, he twisted his steel-cast iron neck, like a monster that chose people to devour.
Does this still need to be beaten? Just looking at his appearance, Lee Kwang-so's courage was broken. Trembling against the wall. It has gone from being a cute, festive giraffe to a sika deer that is about to be ravaged.
The old god Kim Jong Kook stood in the middle of the field, beckoning to Lee Kwang-so, who was already unconscious. "Kwang-so, come here. Don't struggle, brother won't make you too uncomfortable. ”
Lee Kwang-so is ugly. At this time, the crying and mourning look is simply unsightly. "Brother, it's not my fault, it's all arranged by the PD and the writer."
Kim Jong Kook is like the lion king who is about to enjoy a good meal, some of them are idle and easy to tease and flirt with helpless prey. "It's okay. The result is the same anyway. Come here, let my brother get rid of you quickly, and you won't have to suffer. ”
That's it. Seeing that Lee Kwang-so didn't mean to come over, Brother Tiger's tone suddenly became intense. "Come here!"
Lee Kwang-so shuddered and walked over with a wink. When he arrived in front of Kim Jong Kook, he still looked like he was waiting for the verdict with his head down.
Looking at his bear-like appearance, Kim Jong Kook has no interest in playing prestige. Half-turned around to face the camera with a helpless expression on his face, and babbled. "What is such a boring opponent sent out for? It's not a challenge. ”
The VJ who was in charge of him was also bad, and suddenly opened his mouth and asked, "What if the opponent is Yoon Eun-hye?" ”
"Yikes!" Brother Tiger's prestige was punctured at once, and he immediately came up in a hurry to bet on VJ's mouth.
But just as he was about to turn around, he suddenly felt an extra hand appear on his back, and that hand had touched the edge of the nameplate.
Kim Jong Kook is worthy of Kim Jong Kook, and his reaction speed is not like a human being. His waist sank hard and fell directly on the mat.
This time, he not only avoided the crisis of the nameplate being torn off, but also brought down Lee Kwang-so, who was waiting for the opportunity to sneak attack him.
"You guy, you really can't relax a little." Seeing clearly the person who attacked him, Kim Jong Kook immediately became angry.
Grabbed Lee Kwang-so's arm and twisted it between his legs.
The poor giraffe had no idea that he would be caught in the lock, and the sharp pain in his arm immediately caused his screams to burst through the room and spread far away. "Ah!!!! Brother Zhong Guo, I was wrong, I really recognized my mistake. Give me a chance, and I'll change my ways. ”
It's a pity that Kim Jong Kook won't make a mistake this time, and after turning over hard, he took Lee Kwang-so to the ground, and then tore off the nameplate by riding on him.
On the other hand, Lee Kwang-so was almost like a dead fish at this time, lying on the mat blankly, with his mouth wide open as if he was a dead fish out of the water.
In the third round, the powerful Sparta relied on great strength to suppress the rebellious giraffes very smoothly, and got a chance to get a hint.
It took a long time for Lee Kwang-so to get up from the ground, rubbing his sore arm and complaining to the camera with tears in his eyes. "Is it okay to use wrestling techniques? I've been violent, violent? Can I file a complaint with a judge? ”
Kim Jong Kook, who was laughing at it, came over and slapped him on the back of the head. "Ah, shut up, get out of the game, there's a game ahead."
If you want to say that Lee Kwang-so was taught by Kim Jong Kook, who is the happiest person, then it must be Ji Seok Jin.
Because after Kim Jong Kook appears, it means that his dueling opponent will not be any of the RM members.
Thinking of Yoona who appeared before, he, like Lee Kwang-so, mistakenly thought that today's guest was GirlsGeneration.
If Gary and Kim Jong Kook have no ability to resist when facing women, haha when they face women, then he is the kind of pure despicable villain, and he will not be sympathetic at all.
No way, among the RM members, he has the weakest strength, and no one can win. The weakened impala had no choice but to look for that pitiful chance to win when facing a woman.
Fortunately, he is too old, even if he oppresses women, it will not be offensive, on the contrary, it will increase the comedy effect, so he can let it go.
With this in mind, Ji Seok-jin entered the arena triumphantly while laughing wildly. "Hahaha, my first victory in Chishi Town is coming. Opponent, hurry up and enter. Even if you're a GirlsGeneration, I'm not going to be soft. I'm going to brutally tear off your nameplates and make you weep and leave. ”
Looking at Chi Sek Town, which has become a little crazy, everyone else laughs like crazy.
"Hahahaha, how much has Brother Shi Zhen suffered during this time?" Liu Zaishi wiped tears and sympathized with his brother who was in a miserable situation.
"It won't really be a member of GirlsGeneration, those delicate girls will definitely lose when they meet Brother Shi Zhen." Haha asked curiously.
"Cut, it's despicable. It's only when you're so strong when you're facing a woman, and it's not certain whether you can win or not. I really hope that Seokjin Oba is facing Eun Jeong and Ji Yeon, and it is estimated that his jaw will be kicked off. "Lee Kwang-so himself suffered bad luck and met Kim Jong Kook, so he also cursed the other one of the Easy brothers.
With Ji Shizhen's weak body, it is estimated that he will not be able to win when he encounters Eun Jing and Ji Yeon in GirlsGeneration.
In particular, Ji-yeon's taekwondo black belt third dan, since she entered the company as a trainee, she has never lost a fight.
If Ju Li became the eldest sister because of her ruthlessness, then she is the little bully among the trainees.
Only Kim Jong Kook seemed to have seen through the mystery and said silently: "Brother Seok Jin should be even more pitiful than Kwang-so, and his opponent should be Jeongwon." ”
The VJ who followed him seemed to hear something and asked, "Could it be that Executive Director Choi Jung-won is even more powerful than Kim Jong Kook?" ”
Kim Jong Kook took it for granted, and said with a proud expression for his younger brother: "Of course, Jeongwon is much better than me." He's a kung fu guy, and even if all the RM members are combined, he can eliminate them all in five minutes. ”
Hearing this, VJ's face finally changed, and his pale appearance and pursed lips seemed to be praying for Ji Seok-jin, who was about to meet his doom.
This change in his face did not escape Kim Jong Kook's eyes, and he suddenly became excited. "Ah, it's Zhengyuan, right? I'll just say, why do you set up some dreams, isn't this the idea of Zhengyuan's new movie? ”
Knowing that it was Choi Jung-won who came, Kim Jong Kook couldn't help but laugh, and at the same time became interested in what happened to Ji Seok-jin. (To be continued......)