Chapter 139: If you don't know Tang Xiao, you must be deaf and dumb

No one in the world knows the king, and the name is also a realm.

At ten o'clock in the morning, in an office building in a certain city and in the office of a certain company

"Xiao Wang, did you watch Mango Terrace last night? Nima is too good B, that person named Tang Xiao is simply not human! ”

"Go, don't bother me, I know I never watch TV, I played a game in the middle of the night last night, and now I'm sleepy!"

A colleague next to him interjected: "You mean that Brother Chic participates in "Kuaiben", hehe, of course my idol is going to be extraordinary, and I don't want to be his fan if it's not cruel!" ”

"Gee, I was so excited to see it last night! That Tang is so dashing, especially the scene where Lu's hand fanned off the water cup with only his fist,, Lao Tzu really can't believe that someone can do it in reality! ”

"What is this, you didn't watch the magic trick he performed later? Wu Xin is so difficult, hasn't he easily done it? That's the hanging explosion! ”

"It's all hanging, anyway, I'm especially grateful to our wife, if she didn't have to watch Mango Terrace, I still don't know, it turns out that Brother Chic is so coquettish and hanging, I used to look down on him, I think he is on the same level as Sister Furong!"

"Damn, who are you talking about? Who hangs like that? ”

"Yo, aren't you sleeping? There's still some time, and you're not going to lie down for a while? ”

"After hearing what you guys said, my buddy is also a little curious, and he still sleeps a fart, can you find his video on the Internet?"

"I don't know if there is a full version yet, but there must be a clip, after all, it's too often!"

"Then tell me about it. Let me see how hung the idols that both of you old men worship! ”

……

On a bus in a city. A large group of middle school students were having a lively discussion

Student A: "I've been looking forward to it for so long. Brother Chic really didn't disappoint us, he was stronger than before. ”

"Haha, that's a must, my parents were stupid and cried last night, and they didn't ask me to go to bed early, and let me finish watching it before I drove away." Student B said.

Student C: "I really don't know how he practiced those stunts, especially the super dazzling magic of volleying flowers in the air, does it really have magic?" ”

"There's a fart magic. The key is that the idol is skilled, otherwise why hasn't he seen others perform before? Ding said.

Student A: "Which one do you think was the best performance in last night's show?" I think he imitated 10 kinds of musical instruments with his mouth the most, and when he recorded songs in the future, he didn't need to be accompanied by instruments at all, he could do it with one of his own mouths. ”

Student B: "It's really good to imitate musical instruments, but I think the most exciting thing is that he imitates Michael Jackson, if Brother Chic put on a little makeup at that time, and then put on MJ's classic black suit and top hat, I would definitely think that MJ himself came, it was really too similar." I used to say that idols can't imitate foreign superstars! ”

Student C: "You are all wrong, the most exciting should be magic, according to me." In the face of Wu Xin's difficult request, we were anxious and scolded for him, but the idol was completed quite easily, do you dare to say that the magic show is not shocking? ”

Student Ding: "Everyone has their own favorite, and I still like the idol's hand that shook the glass in the air!" ”

An adult standing holding the handrail interjected: "Ladies and gentlemen, are you talking about Tang Xiaoshi?" It was the guest who performed on "Quick Book" last night. ”

Several students said in unison: "Of course, who else is so omnipotent besides him?" ”

"Well, well, that guy is really amazing, I, the person who usually annoys most to watch celebrities make up stories, was reluctant to turn the stage last night, but it's a pity that he didn't come to our north, otherwise I must go to the scene to see his performance!"

"He said that he would come to Hefei, and then transfer from Hefei to Nanjing, we are not far from Hefei, if you have the opportunity, you can go there!" Student A said loudly.

The adult's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, "Where can I see his itinerary?" I'm usually busy at work, so I don't have time to watch the TV and watch ......."

“haha……”

Several students laughed: "Uncle, where can you find it on TV?" You go to the Internet to see it, directly search for imitation emperor bar or Tang dashing bar in the whiteness, generally speaking, as long as you go in, you can see the itinerary post released by Brother Chic in person, we are all members there, you can also register one, everyone will organize a group to go to Hefei to watch the performance when the time comes. ”

The adult scratched his head and laughed: "Okay, I'll go back and ask my daughter to teach me how to get it, I haven't touched the computer normally, I can only turn it on." ”

"Then we will wait for you to register, and then you can also join the fan penguin group set up by our chic gang, if you have any activities, you can also come and participate if you have time!"

……

In a park in a certain city, a large group of people who have finished their workouts are talking in twos and threes.

An aunt sighed: "That young man on TV last night was amazing, I asked my little cub to learn a piano, and spent thousands of dollars before and after, and learned a few simple etudes. ”

The old man shaking the fan smiled when he heard this: "You brag and don't make drafts?" When someone's mouth is really a TV speaker? Who can make more than a dozen musical instruments with their mouths? ”

"Hey, don't believe it!"

The aunt raised her voice and said, "You go back and ask the young people in your family later, who of them doesn't know how powerful that young man named Tang Xiao is?" People are proficient in all kinds of 'talking, learning and singing', and they can also perform tricks, a blink of an eye is a trick, and a blink of an eye is another trick, and I have applauded loudly several times when I see it. ”

The old man's shaking fan froze for a moment, and he said curiously: "Is it really so powerful?" Talking about cross talk or acting in sketches? ”

The two young people passing by happened to hear their conversation, so a young man couldn't help but interject: "Uncle, this aunt is right, Brother Chic really performed quite well last night, dance, kung fu, magic, and imitation are all super perfect, if you watch it, you will definitely praise it." ”

"Also, he doesn't talk about cross talk, nor does he act in sketches, he's a big star!" Another young man added.

The old man watched the two young men walk away, shook his fan and sighed, "It seems that this young man really has some ability?" So many people are talking about him? ”

Aunt smiled very proudly: "That's for sure, the offspring who can be looked down on by me, it must at least be at the level of a big star, and even the nerdy girl in my family said that she likes this Tang Xiao, haha, can she like it if she doesn't have any ability?" ”

The nerdy girl in her family, the old man has seen it, wearing myopic glasses as thick as the bottom of a wine bottle, usually reading books when walking, that kind of hard work is famous far and wide, and people win the first place in the grade every year!

"Is there a replay? Which one? The old man asked suddenly.

When everyone said this, he was also a little interested in taking a look. When this person is old, he has no interest in such things as trends, but he is willing to pay attention to this kind of recognized talented and interesting young people.

The aunt looked at him, thought about it for a while and said: "It seems to be from Shonan Satellite TV, it's called Happy Camp or Happy Camp, my little cub said that it would be rebroadcast at noon, and I don't know if it's true." ”

The old man smiled dumbly: "Hehe, you still finished reading an issue, and you can't even remember the name, I know it's called "Happy Camp"!"

The aunt was a little embarrassed and angry by the ridicule, and yelled at him: "Dead old man, what can you do, why do you still ask me?" Don't ask questions if you have the ability? ”

"Don't be so angry, your body is your own, and it's the ......same as eating fried ~ medicine when you're old."

The old man shrunk his neck, and quickly muttered to the face, leaving only the angry aunt blowing her beard and glaring.

Whiteness, Tang chic

"I don't know Tang Chic now, I must be born deaf and dumb!"

This post is pinned high to the top of the post bar, and the first place is the post titled "Helper Message Posting - Do Not Leave a Message".

Click on this second one, the title is a bit arrogant post, only to see one of the administrators of the dashing madman wrote: "Congratulations to the gang leader for landing on the "Quick Book", and ignited the passion of the audience in one fell swoop, today, I am full of people who are telling about the power of the gang leader and the invincible man of the gang leader, which makes me extremely proud and proud, as a member of the chic gang, do you have the initiative to spread the prestige of the gang leader? Can you guide others to pay attention to the helper? If so, please write down your feelings and moods, and if not, please start today. ”

Then, I opened the post, and it was only a few hours, but there were already more than 860 replies to the post, and if each "30th floor" was calculated, the number of replies would be about 260,000.

Then click on the first post of the "Help Owner Message Post-Do Not Leave a Message" post, this post only has a few messages, but the number of clicks displayed is terrifying more than 47 million times, and it is refreshed every few seconds, and it will be displayed and increased hundreds of times.

And today released the latest news: Dear friends, my performance in "Quick Book" is passable, right? Today I will Chibi nostalgia, expected to arrive in Wuhan around noon tomorrow, and start shooting the first advertisement in my life, I hope you will not crowd and wait again, the weather is too hot, I don't want to have friends in the risk of heat stroke, I sincerely hope that you will widely publicize and take the initiative to advise. (To be continued......)