The world doesn't change suddenly when you wake up, but it's very possible that something unexpected will happen.

The moment I opened my eyes, the first thing that fed my brain before I saw the ceiling above my head was my sense of touch, and my sense of touch told me that there was one more person in my bed. From the analysis of that delicate and slender body, it should be a woman, and then from the analysis of reality and objective environment, this woman can only be Chi Tiantian.

Yes, it turns out that this woman is none other than Chi Tiantian, if it were another woman, whoever dared to be so presumptuous would get into my bed.

"Hey! Wake me up, you lazy pig, who allowed you to climb into my bed! "This chick's face is simply not easy to describe in a simple thick word, because you don't know its thickness at all. Don't you understand the difference between men and women? Although I am a little more relaxed with my requirements for you now, you can't be so presumptuous! Isn't the old saying good: at night like a fish in water, this day we have to respect each other like guests! Besides, you're just my girlfriend-to-be now, and you haven't officially signed a treaty with you yet, so you're so casual!

"I'm not Brother Yu, you let the family sleep for a while, it's not dawn yet!" Britney muttered in my arms, relying on her good looks and super figure to provoke my body, you are not afraid that my brother will have an opinion!

"You open my eyes and see if it's not dawn yet? The sun is setting! "It's almost nine o'clock in the morning, it's strange, why did I wake up so late today? Did I do something with great effort last night? No, I remember that last night seemed to be very gentlemanly, and there shouldn't have been any major events that required the coordination and cooperation of both parties to complete smoothly!

"Why, you're going to deceive! It's only 8:59, and it's still 9 o'clock! Britney struggled to open her eyes, wrenched the watch on my wrist and looked at it. Obediently, I'm not a big lazy pig like you, and I still have to open my door for business!

"Don't be a scoundrel, get me up quickly! I'll get up now and prepare breakfast, and I'll allow you to lie in bed for up to five minutes, and after fifteen minutes you'll finish a series of dressing and grooming movements, and then show up at the table, or don't blame me for serving! ”

"Oh, Brother Yu, I don't want to eat breakfast anymore, I'm going to sleep a little longer!" Xiao Nizi continued to coquettish with me, trying to get my concessions, but it was absolutely impossible, my heart was as hard as iron.

"No! If you don't eat, you have to get up for me, get up, wash your face and stand at the table and watch me eat! "The bed is a sinful thing, and how many ideals and dreams are shattered on the bed.

"Brother Yu, people beg you, can you just give me an hour? It takes 45 minutes to put on makeup! ”

"Fifteen minutes is loose enough, and even the highest-rated news broadcast is only thirty minutes! Also, what kind of makeup do you wear as a teenage chick, do you know how harmful makeup can be to the skin? From today onwards, you will give me a plain face, and wait until I am twenty years old to wear some light makeup, you know? "Yes, I hate women with heavy makeup the most, they look like goblins. What are you doing, come out during the day to scare people!

As it turned out, my strict policy still worked, and twenty minutes later, Chi Tiantian did appear next to the table. Although it was five minutes later than the scheduled time, it was already very good for her, a very difficult daughter. So let's not be too demanding on some things, just order if you can!

"Brother Yu, I want to eat Pingqiao tofu at noon." Britney crossed Erlang's legs and bit half a fritter in her mouth. (I eat the leftovers)

"Let me make Pingqiao tofu for you to eat every day, why haven't you eaten enough! Hey, don't bend your legs when eating, put them down for me! Girls should be elegant in front of others, you see what you look like like this! "I'm teaching her how to be an elegant lady, this girl is almost twenty years old, how can she not know any rules! But I failed, and now she is becoming more and more presumptuous with me, and she pretends not to hear me at all. There has to be a gust of wind and a sound to fart, isn't my word even worse than farting to her?

"I don't want to pretend to be a lady in front of you, anyway, I don't believe you even if I pretend to be! Also, I like to eat the Pingqiao tofu you make, what's wrong, if you don't make it for me to eat, I'll go on a hunger strike, and you won't feel distressed if you go on a hunger strike! "Chi Tiantian, Chi Tiantian, you chick is so naïve. Do you think I'll be afraid of you if you threaten me with a hunger strike, don't think about how high your status is in my heart, in fact, you are not that important, I won't be distracted by you, do you know?

"Okay, in the future, I'll make tofu for you to eat three times a day, and I'll eat you to death! Oh yes, when it comes to eating tofu, I remember, how did you climb into my bed last night, didn't I strictly forbid you not to climb into my bed? Also, did you secretly eat my tofu while I was asleep, and brought it to me! ”

"Last night...... Last night...... Oh, people didn't mean to go to your bed, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and after going to the toilet, I came back to sleep in a daze, and people didn't know that they ran to the wrong bed, and when I woke up, I found that I was in your arms! Britney said to me indifferently while drinking the fresh soy milk in the cup. Obediently, why don't girls blush at all when they encounter this kind of thing? Do you know how shy you are, are you a girl? Climbed into the wrong bed in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom? Do you think I'll believe such a far-fetched excuse from yours?