Volume 1 Listen to sad songs and watch happy dramas 0003 Give me a cup too
"Nonsense, didn't you see me sweating?"
Su Zhe glanced at the swimming pool, "Beauty, discuss something, borrow your swimming pool for use, and take a bath!" ”
Ning Qingcheng was thinking about how this guy could climb sixty-nine floors with his bare hands.
You must know that the Ning's building was designed by her, the building is all slippery glass, there is no point to borrow, even the top rock climbing master is difficult to climb with the help of tools, this guy is empty-handed, obviously without the help of tools, how did he climb up?
didn't pay attention to what Su Zhe said at all, just hummed meaningfully.
"Ahh Ning Tingcheng was about to ask him how he did it, but found that Su Zhe actually took off his clothes and jumped into the pool wearing only a pair of briefs, she covered her eyes in shame, her face was covered with redness, and she exclaimed: "You... You... What are you doing? ”
Su Zhe comfortably pierced a fierce man, surfaced, and asked with a strange face: "Didn't I tell you to borrow the pool to take a bath, didn't you agree, what's the name of the ghost?" ”
Ning Tingcheng remembered that this seemed to be the case, and nodded, but his face immediately turned red, borrow my pool to take a bath? Using the pool as a bathhouse?
Isn't this taking a mandarin duck bath with me in disguise? Thinking of this, her willow eyebrows were raised, and she glared fiercely at Su Zhe, who was swimming in the water, and scolded: "Shameless scumbag!" ”
Su Zhe put his head out of the water, his malicious eyes patrolling back and forth in front of her plump chest, and Ning Chengcheng hurriedly wrapped himself tightly with a bath towel.
secretly thinking that this person is really shameless, more direct than those hypocrites who are sanctimonious and secretly look at their chests, staring at him with frost on his face, Su Zhe turned around and plunged into the water, and said with the wind: "A woman with big breasts and no brains!" ”
"You ......" Ning Tingcheng sat on the beach chair with a huff, forcibly pressing the anger in his heart, this shameless man, well, although you are Spider-Man, you can't be so shameless, right? People have big breasts, but why are they brainless? She snorted coldly, and waited for you to come up and settle accounts with you, and picked up an economic weekly next to her and read it.
"Click" There was a knock on the door of the rooftop, Ning Tingcheng was very irritable, and shouted angrily: "Who? ”
"Report to the president, I'm Zhang Tianyou!" The captain of the security guard replied loudly.
Ning Chengcheng looked at the bath towel wrapped around him, and found that he was not suspected of going away, so he said in a deep voice: "What's the matter?" Come in and talk! ”
Zhang Tianyou walked in cautiously, he really wanted to see the seductive figure of the goddess in the dream in a bikini, but he didn't have the guts, so he could only bow his head and say respectfully: "President, after my careful inspection and investigation of the company, I didn't find anyone committing suicide or strangers with suspicious behaviors, and the mysterious Spider-Man has disappeared." ”
"Oh, I see, go about your business!" Ning Qingcheng said with a cold face: "By the way, by the way, let Secretary Wang make me a cup of coffee and send it!" ”
"Yes!" Zhang Tianyou felt a little strange in his heart, why was the president so calm about such a big thing as Spider-Man's suicide? But Ning Tingcheng has always had a cold personality, he didn't dare to ask more, and was about to turn around and leave, when suddenly a voice came: "Two cups, give me one too!" ”
Zhang Tianyou's mind was like being struck by lightning, he turned his head to see Su Zhe peeking his head out of the pool, and smiled at him friendly, his teeth were very white and even, shining in the sun, almost blinding his eyes, what is the situation with this Nima? Could it be that the president of the iceberg beauty, Jin Chi Zangjiao? She's not Lily? Not Lara? She actually has a boyfriend? Two of you went to the bathhouse together? Where have they come? Did you? Are you planning to get married? Could the president already have his children?
It's no wonder that he thinks crankily, Ning Tingcheng has never been close to men, no, not even women, he looked at Ning Tingcheng in astonishment, with a hint of inquiry in his eyes.
Ning Qingcheng snorted coldly: "A cup!" ”
"Two glasses!" Su Zhe was very persistent.
"One cup!" The voice grew colder.
"Two glasses." Still persistent.
"Why? It's my coffee. Ning Qingcheng raised his eyebrows angrily.
"What's yours and mine, just because you let me go up and down over and over again, sweating on such a hot day, I also want a cup." Su Zhe was straightforward.
"Alright then, two glasses!" Ning Tingcheng thought that he had indeed harmed himself before, so he tossed blindly, so he could only give in helplessly.
"Bring me a glass of Starbucks, no sugar and no milk, thank you!" Su Zhe smiled brightly.
"Oh!" Zhang Tianyou answered, his mind was blank for a while, and he walked out tremblingly, Nima, still up and down over and over again, sweating all over, God, why is this tone so resentful? If I am allowed to come, I will die without complaint, my God, my iceberg goddess has been taken down like this? My goddess of dreams, how can you make me feel embarrassed? Who the hell is this man? That's too violent, isn't it?
The grief-stricken Zhang Tianyou came to the president's secretary's office and said to Wang Ying, the president's secretary: "Secretary Wang, the president is on the top floor and wants you to send two cups of coffee." ”
"Oh, good!" Wang Ying responded.
"Oh, yes, a cup of Starbucks with no sugar and no milk." Zhang Tianyou took two steps and suddenly remembered Su Zhe's request, and hurriedly turned around and admonished.
"Huh? The president has been drinking Guatemason, less sugar and milk, how to change the taste. Wang Ying asked strangely.
"The president's cup remains the same, and the other cup is Starbucks." Zhang Tianyou thought to himself, President Jin Chi Zangjiao, do you know as the president's secretary? Pretending, pretending, she glanced at her cocked buttocks with disdain, the entertainment program she liked very much before, but now she has no thoughts, and she turned around and walked towards the elevator in despair: "Don't you know?" ”
"What?" Wang Ying raised her head in surprise and saw that Zhang Tianyou had already stepped into the elevator, what did this guy say? What do I know? Shook his head suspiciously, and continued to grind the coffee beans, Zhang Tianyou thought something was wrong in the elevator, but he had been guarding the door today, and he hadn't seen anyone go up, it seemed that Wang Ying didn't know it, and how did he feel that the young man looked so familiar? But I can't remember where I've seen it, strange, he just arrived at the hall on the first floor, and was pulled by Xiao Ji at the front desk, "Brother God, did you find that Spider-Man?" ”
"Spider-Man?" Zhang Tianyou's mind flashed, and he clapped his hands with sudden realization, "I know, that Spider-Man is the president's boyfriend, no wonder I said that Spider-Man is not surprised that the president is gone, yes, it must be so." ”
"The president's boyfriend? How can it be? Will the president of Iceberg also have a boyfriend? Brother Tianyou, what are you talking about? Tell me quickly. Xiao Ji's face was gossipy.
"Shh Zhang Tianyou couldn't hold back his desire to talk, this big secret that was inadvertently broken by himself was not shared with others, and he couldn't sleep at night: "I'll tell you, you can't tell anyone." ”
"Is my Xiao Ji the kind of person who is an eight-woman? Brother Tianyou, you can tell me with confidence, I promise to keep my mouth shut. Xiao Ji patted his bulging chest and played the package ticket, Zhang Tianyou looked at it with a dry mouth, lying on the side of Xiao Ji's ear and muttering, the security guard Zhang Wei saw the intimacy of the two from a distance, and his heart was full of sourness, Xiao Ji is his favorite target, this damn old cat, he knows that he is the captain and flirts with women.
"Really?" Xiao Ji's eyes widened in astonishment, his mouth opened slightly, his face was full of disbelief, Zhang Tianyou solemnly instructed: "Of course it's true, I saw it with my own eyes, but you just know it yourself, but don't talk nonsense, only I know about this, once it leaks out, the president has to peel my skin." ”
"Well, don't worry, Brother Tianyou, you told me such a big secret, I am so likely to betray you." Xiao Ji nodded vigorously to reassure, the meat ball on his chest trembled again, Zhang Tianyou glanced at it secretly, hummed a little song and left, Xiao Ji scratched his ears and cheeks at the front desk, such a hot news, I can't even say it, it's really suffocating this girl, but I, Xiao Ji, am a person who keeps his promises, and I must do what I promise others, well, I won't post on Moments, and I won't go on Weibo.
"Xiao Ji, what do you want?" Zhang Wei looked at Xiao Ji in a daze with a smile.
"Ah, Zhang Wei, it's you, scare me, it's nothing." Xiao Ji, who was in a trance, was excited, patted his chest again and again in fright, and looked at Zhang Wei with a sigh of anger, with the ups and downs of the waves, Zhang Wei's heart was hot: "Is that old cat harassing you, you tell my brother, if that old thing dares to harass you, I will put a sack over my head at night to clean him up." ”
"No, no, don't think about it." Xiao Ji hurriedly denied it, looked at Zhang Wei's concerned eyes, and his heart warmed, Zhang Wei has always taken good care of himself, he is his good friend, tell him that he should be fine, well, tell his good friend that he should be fine, otherwise he will definitely not be able to sleep at night with such a big secret: "Zhang Wei, Brother Tianyou just told me a secret, I will tell you now, you must not tell others, do you know who that Spider-Man is?" ”
"Who?" Zhang Wei was immediately aroused by curiosity, Xiao Ji muttered in his ear, Zhang Wei's eyes widened and widened, all of them were incredulous shock......
After the well-known fast-talking Xiao Ji of the whole company learned this secret, the news quickly spread throughout the company, and the employees began to surf the Internet with strange looks, looking through the latest Jiangbei forum, and in places with developed information such as Weibo, bloggers and forum posts were dug up:
Landlord: The cat that doesn't eat fish: "Outside, outside, non-exclusive video recording, Spider-Man appeared in Ning's building today, live recording, not PS, is it a mysterious assassin or an alien visitor?。 ”
Ground floor: Flying birds: The owner of the top floor, grabs the sofa, does not irrigate.
Second Floor: Chicken Feathers: It's really fake, top rock climbers can't do this, right? Why don't I believe it?
Third floor: Two-handed gun: The owner of the top floor, I was at the scene, it was indeed a real drop, I was stunned on the spot, and when I remembered to shoot it, Spider-Man had disappeared into the clouds.
Fourth floor: False affection: After identification, it is absolutely true, my girlfriend is at the scene, although the angle is different, but the shooting is definitely a person, is Superman coming to China?
Fifth Floor: Snowballing Balls: Agree with the fourth floor, except that Superman didn't wear underwear this time, and you think he is Spider-Man.
Sixth floor: hairy handsome young man: Although I can't believe it, but the on-site filming staff is not the owner of the building, it has been identified as true, there are superpowers in this world, living in a world we don't know, this is understandable, after all, we are all ordinary people, we should see the deep meaning of the appearance of the mysterious person, could it be that aliens are about to invade the earth, and the superpowers are preparing to fight with aliens? The supernatural is short of manpower, ready to accept apprentices, beg for life, and ask for apprentices!
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