Chapter 27 (II) Forced Membership
"Hey, is there anyone! I'm just in the wrong place, sorry to turn on the lights...... Hey, anyone? Tang Shuxing squatted and moved slowly, "What I said is true, I have a rotten life, I have no money on my body, and hemorrhoids, selling it as a duck can only harm others, as soon as I insert it, the bed is full of blood, and those guests who faint will complain, and I am old, and there is no way to be a son to others, if possible, I can worship others as a father and son!" ”
Tang Shuxing squatted and moved, and then bumped into something, he reached out and touched the thing, and found that it was a human leg, and it felt like it was made of metal, could it be a sculpture? Then he moved to the right again, and then he felt another leg, still cold metal, and just as he slowly got up, a candlelight suddenly lit up around him, and he immediately closed his eyes.
"The place where the hall is standing is Tang Shu's punishment!" A dull voice rang out from all around.
"It's me!" Tang Shuxing hurriedly raised his hand, slowly opened his eyes and said, "I was wrong, I know that I was wrong, I shouldn't have taken your dragon blade, but that is also a helpless thing, I was forced to be helpless, you have already taken back the sword, okay, let me go!" ”
"Tang Shuxing, listen!" The voice echoed in the tarpaulin, "The so-called eight directions refer to the eight directions of the innate nature, and the eight directions of the day after tomorrow, and the eight directions of the day after tomorrow are - south, Kunbei, Lidong, Kanxi, southeast of the southeast, northeast of Zhen, southwest of Xun, northwest of Gen, and the eight directions of the day after tomorrow ......"
"It is Zhendong, Duxi, Linan, Kanbei, Qianbei, Kunnan, and Gendong. Xundongnan! Tang Shuxing then finished speaking, "I can memorize it in elementary school!" "In fact, these are all things that Tang Shuxing was forced to memorize by Tie Xintong in prison.
"Establish the eight directions as respect, and incense the gods of the eight directions!" The voice shouted again.
"Huh?" Tang Shuxing was stunned, and suddenly saw a black thing flying towards him, he quickly turned sideways to avoid it, and found that an incense burner fell in front of him, and there were three red incense sticks on it, and then he also saw clearly that there were sixteen strange-looking bronze statues around him, including men and women, old and young. The lifelike bronze statues had different expressions on their faces. The postures are also different, some are smoking, some are drinking, and some are raising their fists. Some are tickling......
"Incense!" The voice shouted again.
"Huh? Oh! Tang Shuxing picked up the red incense that was lying flat. Then insert it into the censer. He looked around again and asked, "Is that okay?" ”
"Worship the eight directions!" The voice shouted again.
"Bye? What's the worship? Tang Shuxing was asking, and two stones shot out of the darkness. Hit him in the popliteal area behind his knee, and his feet went limp, and he fell straight to his knees, and his head almost hit the incense burner.
"One worship, one innate eight directions!" As the voice spoke, another stone struck him on the back of the neck, and his head slammed into the censer, and he immediately began to scream.
"Two worships and the day after tomorrow!" This time, before the stone came out, Tang Shuxing lightly knocked the incense burner himself.
"Damn it! It's a bump, not a bye, right? Where are you in the eight directions, you are earth and stone! Tang Shuxing rubbed his forehead and muttered in a low voice.
"You have been on the red incense, you have worshiped the Bafang, you will be a person from the Bafang from today onwards, remember, 'establish the Bafang as a god' is the motto of the disciples of the Bafang sect of the corpse craftsman, remember!" The voice faded as it spoke, and then the surrounding candles went out, plunging back into darkness.
"Hello? Feed! Wait a minute! Only then did Tang Shuxing react, "I don't want to join the Black Society!" I used to be a reserve cadre of China's largest guild, I used to be a member of the young team, and now I am still a member of the group, I haven't retired from the group, as the saying goes, a woman doesn't serve two husbands, hey, anyone? ”
The lights came on again, but this time the lights were softer and no longer so dazzling, Tang Shuxing looked at it again, although the statues around him still existed, but it didn't feel as terrifying as before, the incense burner and red incense had disappeared, and it was clear that it was by his side before, when was it taken away, Tang Shuxing didn't feel it at all.
"Wow! Bafang is really a master! Tang Shuxing nodded, but as soon as he turned around, he stepped on a person's foot, he slowly looked up and saw that it was the fake "Tang Dingfeng", and immediately nodded, "I'm sorry." ”
"It's my duty to say I'm sorry." The man looked down at Tang Shuxing's foot stepping on him, "My foot hurt your footpad, I'm really sorry." ”
"It doesn't matter, I've always been magnanimous, adults don't remember villains, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, sneak into the night with the wind, and moisturize things silently!" Tang Shuxing said seriously, "I don't ask which master of your gang is Your Excellency?" ”
"Your gang?" The sword-grabbing man sneered, "You have already entered the Eight Directions, you are a disciple of this sect, and you are still called your gang?" ”
"That's wrong, it's your family!" Tang Shuxing immediately corrected, and as soon as he finished speaking, the man pushed Tang Shuxing away, let his feet move away, and then grabbed him back to his body.
Tang Shuxing was pushed and pulled to the point of dizziness, but he also knew very well that he was not an ordinary person in front of him, and the moves used were not only routines, it seemed to be like the real Tai Chi in the legend, overcoming rigidity with softness, and it was not possible to be hard, so he simply went soft and collapsed to the ground like a pile of mud.
"Hey, what are you doing?" The man frowned and looked at Tang Shuxing.
"You overcome rigidity with softness, I can't deal with it, I can only overcome softness with softness." Tang Shuxing collapsed to the ground, squinted at him and said.
"Get up! That's an order! The man said in a deep voice, "I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Yao Luxiu, and I am Artemisia of Bafang, that is, the master of the door." ”
"Door Master?" Tang Shuxing nodded, then quickly got up, took a few steps back and looked him up and down, "It turns out that the master of the Bafang Gate is my father?" I've found you, and I'll be the master of the young family in the future, right? Dear Dad! ”
Yao Luxiu slapped Tang Shuxing's face, although it seemed heavy, but there was only a burst of palm wind on his face, which was regarded as a warning, and then Yao Luxiu tore off the mask on his face, revealing another middle-aged man's face, and said in a deep voice: "This is just to lead you here deliberately, and now this face is not my true face, I am the same as Qi Mengsheng." I will never show my true face, and no one will ever know who I am or where I come from, even the name Yao Luxiu has been passed down from generation to generation. ”
Oh? It turns out that the heirloom of the Bafang is called Yao Luxiu, and the founder of Yaojin is called Qi Mengsheng, and every subsequent generation of sect masters directly abandoned the previous qiē, and even the face and father's surname can't be wanted, which shows that these two sects are equally shameless. Tang Shuxing nodded: "Understood!" Hello boss, how much protection money do I need to pay you every month in the future? ”
"Tang Shu Punishment. I'll get you started. And there are two reasons why he has directly crossed the rank from the junior disciple to the current position. Yao Luxiu raised two fingers and said expressionlessly, "One of them." Your father, Tang Dingfeng, has a big secret. I must use you to find him; Second. One of the heads of the five yangs of the association, Chi Nan, died, and no one was able to take over, and it was you who killed the winged lizard. After regaining the dragon scale sword, it can be regarded as convincing to the public. ”
"Skipping? Status? Tang Shuxing smiled with half-squinted eyes, "Boss, what level am I at now?" ”
"Succeed Chi Nan and become one of the heads of Wuyang, it's big enough, right?" Yao Luxiu said in a deep voice, staring at Tang Shuxing's greedy expression.
"Wow! Big enough, big enough! But ......" Tang Shuxing coughed, pretending to look at the cargo ship that was originally unmanned, "Which one is cooler than this and the young master?" If the young master is better, I don't mind recognizing you as my father, and I can follow you to change your name to Yao Shuxing. ”
"My son is a eunuch, are you willing to become a eunuch like him?" Yao Luxiu spoke extremely ruthlessly, no matter whether he had a son or not, if he could say such a thing, he couldn't say a word from Tang Shuxing.
"Uh-is there a salary to be a red man? What about bonuses? What about five insurances and one housing fund? Pension insurance or something? Tang Shuxing rubbed his hands.
Yao Luxiu looked Tang Shuxing up and down: "Do you believe that?" ”
"I don't believe it, I just think it's like that to work with a little security, and ......" Tang Shuxing leaned in and asked, "I'm a red man, so I'm a little bit taller than that Jin Cheng, right?" That is, I asked him to eat, and he didn't dare to drink urine? ”
Yao Luxiu chuckled: "Theoretically, this is the case, but this sect has its own rules, and it is true that you can't commit it, but the person in charge of Wuyang can only manage his own direct subordinates, and it is also impossible for that Jincheng to dictate to your subordinates." ”
I'll fuck your uncle, so I'll be a fart? I'm still thinking about letting that brocade kneel and lick it after I become it! Tang Shuxing looked unhappy, and asked again: "Then where are my current direct subordinates?" How many people are there? ”
"Dead, all dead in the dragon's lair." Yao Luxiu sighed lightly.
I'll go to your uncle's again, which means I'm a bare-bones commander now, right? Tang Shuxing still nodded: "That is to say, after I joined the Black Society, I became the so-called eldest brother, but there is no little brother, the kind where one person is full and the whole family is not hungry, right?" Then I'll be a fart! It's not right, and there is no salary, I drink the northwest wind! ”
"Betraying this door, a dead end, you choose a way to die!" Yao Luxiu put his hands behind his back, and it didn't look like he was joking at all.
Tang Shuxing was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "I'm kidding, as for it?" The boss can joke too, right? I like to be a person, and I'm happy to serve the people, but I have to give 180,000 every month, right? I'm selling my life with my head, and if it gets out, wow, the people of the medicine can't tear me apart? ”
"According to the rules of this sect, in the anti-corpse and anti-drug operation, you can extract ten percent of the seized goods as the operating funds under the command of Chi Nan, in addition, you are allowed to accept disciples, but because you are young and the entry time is shorter, it can only be limited to five people, if you accept apprentices, you must bring them to me, if I don't agree, you can't join." Yao Luxiu said word for word, "This is a rule, and it must not be violated!" ”
"Oh, this is almost ......" Tang Shuxing began to think in his heart about dragging Gu Huaiyi, Ji Ye, and Ami to his door first, and then find two masters, and protect himself first, when he thought of this, he suddenly remembered an important matter, and immediately raised his hand to ask, "Boss, you just said that the corpse is anti-drug, if I catch the walking corpse of Yaojin and catch ten, I can keep one for myself, right?" ”
"Yes." Yao Luxiu's patience is extremely good, if he were someone else, he would have stabbed Tang Shuxing to death with a sword.
"But I'm going to be a walking corpse to do chicken feathers? Can I come back with the walking dead for cash? A million walking corpses? Tang Shuxing raised a finger.
"You are committing the following crimes, threatening the master of the door. Choosing a way to die? Yao Luxiu said coldly.
I'll go to your uncle's, and I'll die if I say anything? Tang Shuxing smiled with a crying face: "Okay, when I'm farting, I understand!" Anyway, it's just do-it-yourself, and you have plenty of food and clothing, right? I see! ”
"You take the Dragon Lin Blade with you!" Yao Luxiu pulled out the Long Lin blade from behind him, handed it to Tang Shuxing, and then pointed to the scabbard and said, "Did the boy surnamed Gu make the scabbard for you?" ”
"Right? Isn't that great? Handmade! Tang Shuxing put the sword back on his back.
"Watch out for him, he knows that the dragon blade itself is poisonous, and that it must be made of human skin to suppress poisonous and evil gases. Not a simple character. I know very little about him, except that he is the grandson of Zheng Guoyuan. Yao Luxiu said, turning his back and looking at one of the bronze statues.
"Human skin!?" Tang Shuxing had goosebumps all over his body. But I want to suppress this and suppress that. I don't care anymore. What to do in case of poisoning? So try to leave the fact that the scabbard is made of human skin.
"You have a mission to do." Yao Luxiu turned his head sideways and said in a low voice, "Do all the bad things and find a way to mix in the medicine." ”
"I'm a red man from all directions. You let me go undercover in Yaojin? Isn't that for me to die? Tang Shuxing opened his mouth wide.
Yao Luxiu turned around and looked him directly into the eyes: "This door rules, the door master lets you die, you have to die." ”
I've been to your uncle a million times, is there only one rule in your door that says "if you don't do what the owner says, you will only die"? Tang Shuxing nodded slightly: "Okay, I do my best, but you also know that I won't do anything except good things, I helped the old lady cross the road every day for 365 days last year, and I was blackmailed 387 times, and I admit it." ”
"If you can't do it, just learn!" Yao Luxiu said in a deep voice, "Anyway, you must get in!" With your wit and intelligence, you will definitely be competent, and the things you get started with, except for me, only the other people in charge of Wuyang will know, and the people of Yaojin will not know. ”
"The other heads of Wuyang won't betray?" Tang Shuxing didn't believe it.
"They are loyal to all directions, absolutely not!" Yao Luxiu said word for word, almost squeezing out from between his teeth.
"Okay, I see, wait!" Tang Shuxing raised his hand again and said, "Are you saying that the other disciples don't know, that is to say, I can't reveal my identity, and I can't say what you gave me, so should they chase me or kill me next?" Right? ”
"That's right." Yao Luxiu nodded, "Do you think you want them to know, and by the way, let the people of Yaojin also know, or do you decide to let them know?" ”
You are asking me, "Are you willing to die or are you willing to die miserably", Tang Shuxing took a deep breath, smiled and nodded: "What the boss says is what it is." ”
"Good, you finally understand the rules." Yao Luxiu raised his hand and pointed to the dragon lin blade on his back and said, "You don't know how to use a sword, it doesn't matter, I have a sword book here, which is a sword book created by the corpse craftsman faction back then, combined with the sword technique of the Broken Golden Gate, but I only have the upper half here, called the innate sword book, and there is also a book called the acquired sword book, in the hands of Yaojin, you have a chance, you can get it back, it is also a great achievement." As he spoke, Yao Luxiu took out an old book from his back waist and handed it to Tang Shuxing.
Tang Shuxing took it in his hand, didn't even look at it, and asked directly: "Boss, the sword spectrum is generally difficult to understand, right?" What should I do if I can't read it? Why don't you demonstrate it live? ”
"I'm sorry, I haven't practiced." Yao Luxiu said seriously.
I'll go to your ancestors for 100 million times in the eighteenth generation, why didn't your dad you in the toilet paper and throw you into the dung pit! From a school of sword practice, combined with the sword technique to create a zào swordsmanship, this is clearly what only people with sick brains do! And you haven't practiced yet, the hell knows what that stuff is! Tang Shuxing nodded and smiled, and was smiling and laughing, the tarpaulin on the top of his head was violently uncovered again, and then Yao Luxiu grabbed him and threw him vigorously towards the shore.
"Ahh ”
Tang Shuxing waved his limbs in the air, and then landed on a minivan, and after he stabilized, the truck started, Tang Shuxing stretched out his head to look, and the driver was just an expressionless young man, took a few deep breaths, looked at the Mekong River and the cargo ship that were getting farther and farther away from him, and after he disappeared, he stood up and pointed in that direction and scolded Yao Luxiu for half an hour, using all the dirty words he had learned in his life.
After scolding tired, before the truck arrived at its destination, Tang Shuxing sat down and said to himself: "Damn, it's miserable, I joined the Black Society, and it's a very black Society, don't listen to the boss, argue with the boss, the dictatorial Black Society has only a dead end, it's over, I thought I could fight for votes to be a boss or something, forget it, look at the sword spectrum." ”
Tang Shuxing took out the sword score and looked at a row of large characters written on it in simplified Chinese - ancient Chinese women's self-defense technique.
! You're wrong! Tang Shuxing stood up suddenly, and the truck suddenly turned, almost throwing him off, and then a bookmark fell out of the book, he hurriedly waved his hand and grabbed it, looking at the line written on it:
Tang Shuxing, this book is based on the innate sword spectrum, changed to vernacular, and the shape of the atlas is re-customized, which is more suitable for you, and you must study it carefully - Yao Lu Xiu.
"Fuck you! Vernacular version? Tang Shuxing opened the first page and saw that it was written in the lower right corner - Honorary producer of China X TV Station, priced at 1.85 yuan, and the first edition was printed in 1987.
! You're fucking playing with me! Tang Shuxing almost tore up the book. (To be continued......)