The squad leader did not admit that he had any gender orientation in texting.

"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee, and there is nothing wrong with me sending them to them. But I thought it would be enough to send it to two people, but I didn't expect me to miscalculate......"

"It won't be like this when you send it to girls!" The opponent insisted, "There are also a lot of girls in the class committee!" ”

"There are a lot of girls," the squad leader counted for the other party, "there is Gong Caicai of the School Committee, and Xiong Yaoyue of the Sports Committee ......"

Everyone has a black line on their faces, knowing that the above two people are definitely not good candidates to entrust important matters. One is timid and afraid of things like a mosquito, and the other has a brain show that is amusing.

Suddenly became the focus of everyone's attention, Gong Caicai blushed and wanted to find a crack to get into, it is estimated that if the squad leader sent her a text message but she didn't complete her mission, she would have to use a hunger strike to apologize.

Xiong Yaoyue, who was stared at by everyone, didn't feel anything like that at all, but she suddenly remembered something, stood up suddenly, put on a mask and said at her maximum volume: "Students! I have something important to announce! ”

Everyone calmed down all of a sudden, thinking that Xiong Yaoyue had some lofty argument to solve the mask problem.

How did you think that Xiong Yaoyue pointed to her nose with her thumb, and said majestically:

"From now on, I've decided to officially use my English name, 'Pooh'! You'd better call me by that name in the future! ”

Everyone was overwhelmed, and the loudspeaker said, "Isn't Pooh the name of a teddy bear?" ”

Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, "Although it is the name of a teddy bear, if it is used on a domineering person like me, of course it will be sublimated!" From now on, you will call me 'Vennie the Great with many harem beauties'! ”

Under the call of the loudspeaker, the nearby girls threw erasers at Xiong Yaoyue, and Xiong Yaoyue sat down hatefully while defending: "You dare to rebel...... All of them are in the cold palace! ”

Speaking of which, the mask incident has not been resolved, and seeing the squad leader standing under the podium, close to the position of Gong Caicai's desk, as if he was punished for doing something wrong, I couldn't bear it, after all, I didn't see the text message that caused this result.

Presumably Niu Shili has a similar feeling in his heart, but his hard practice of basketball has led to physical exhaustion (it is hard to imagine how Brother Tao tossed the talented Niu Shili into such a miserable situation, and the attack is really ruthless), and now even lifting a finger is quite difficult, it can be said that he can't help the squad leader.

I felt that I had no shirk of my responsibility, so I stood up and said loudly to everyone: "Don't make any noise, the squad leader didn't do anything wrong, it's my responsibility to make this happen!" ”

I rarely speak in class discussions, but most of my classmates turned around and looked at me in surprise and horror.

The squad leader's eyes were particularly complicated, as if he was grateful with blame, and with relief from blame, to use an inappropriate description, as if he had experienced his lover's return and returned.

"How many people are in our class? There are only 35 people in total, right? I continued.

"Zhuang Ni, a member of the Literature and Art Committee, is on sick leave, so there are only 34 people." Someone reminded me below.

"Uh-huh, yes, 34 people, then, half of the hands are unpacked? There won't be more than 17 at most, right? ”

Everyone knew that they had been searching for a while, and it seemed that there were less than 10 of them.

"I'll just say it!" I shook my unopened mask, "I knew that there would be no more than 10 dumber people in our class than me, haven't you seen through this old trick of the school?" Isn't it the same trick to pick up the ear scoop last time? ”

Most of the less than 10 students who unpacked the masks were women, and it seems that in the eyes of the girls, the masks are also part of the clothing, and they immediately want to try whether they look good when they get them.

I thought to myself, even if it is 10 masks, each of which is ten yuan, when added together, it is just a piece of Chairman Mao, which is a small amount for me who has just received 2,000 yuan of salary as an actor. And these masks will not be Lang fee, I heard that when the pet hospital injects the dog, it often uses the halter made of the mask to wear it on the dog's mouth, and it will be sterilized at high temperature and used repeatedly, so I will give these masks to the pet hospital.

So I stretched out my index finger, knocked on my desk and said, "Anyone who is willing to admit that his IQ is not as good as mine, you just need to bring the unsealed mask to me, and I will pay 10 yuan for you!" What do you think? Fair enough, right? If I make a mistake in this link, I will take responsibility - don't be difficult for the class leader! ”

"No kidding!" The loudspeaker was not happy at first, "Who has a lower IQ than you!" I can't wear this mask now, I can wait until I lose weight successfully! It's just a ten-dollar thing, forget it, it's the school's lack of morality, what are we calling with the class leader! ”

In addition to the loudspeaker, there were a few girls who hesitated, not knowing if what I had just said was the truth.

Father-in-law Cao suddenly raised his hand at this time and said, "I, I also bought the masks I worn!" But I only buy girls! I received 11 yuan each! ”

He looked at Xiong Yaoyue very evilly, who had not taken off his mask, his tongue sticking out of his mouth, and made a motion that tried to scare the other party's cheeks.

The girls who were about to move suddenly had goosebumps all over their bodies.

"Originally, was it intended to use our masks for erotic purposes?"

"What a pervert! I knew that Ye Lin couldn't have been so kind all of a sudden, and he disguised himself as a responsible and good person, disgusting to death! ”

"It's long overdue, you know? Gonggong Cao worshipped Ye Lin as a master a long time ago! Gonggong Cao's dirty virtues were all learned from Ye Lin! ”

"Oh, Father-in-law Cao is so unbearable, what kind of rotten is Ye Lin's heart! Just like that, there are childhood sweethearts who follow him every day, and God really doesn't have eyes! ”

"Shhh~ Be quiet! I heard that Ye Lin recently became the boss of an off-campus violent gang, specializing in bullying girls! ”

"You've heard that, too? It is said that there are still five tiger generals and four heavenly kings in that gang......"

Five tigers will be your sister! I only have the five tigers of the criminal department under my hands who can't even beat the loudspeaker! Where did the other four heavenly kings come from! Who is so irresponsible to make up my subordinates everywhere!

Since the girls didn't want their masks to fall into the hands of me and my father-in-law, they all consciously and voluntarily paid the cost of work, and the remaining sporadic boys felt that they were lonely, so they also followed the trend.

The N95 masks of the second (3rd) class of zuihou sold a full 9 pairs, and the rest were returned as they were.

When the squad leader went from table to table to collect the mask or the cost of work, Xiaoqin suddenly remembered something, and pulled out her unopened mask with lightning speed, and put it on her face like lightning.

After breathing through the mask for more than 20 rounds, desperately trying to leave heat on the mask, Xiaoqin took off the mask and sent it to me, and said shyly: "Ye Lin, if you don't dislike it, take my mask...... Be sure to use it for erotic purposes......"

Your sister! The school leader is your relative, do you have to let them earn these few dollars of money! And you taught me how to use masks for erotic purposes!

"No, you don't have to give me money," Xiaoqin excused herself, "Everything I do is free for Ye Lin...... As long as Ye Lin is happy, I can wear my mask anywhere......"

It was as if I heard Gonggong Cao say in my ear: Anywhere can be used as a crotch cloth, or simply as a testicle protector......

Nimana is a super perverted idea! I haven't evolved to lose it like that! Xiaoqin, don't dream about it, dream that your mask can have some intimate contact with me! This mask will soon be donated by me to the Loving Pet Hospital, and it will be worn on the dog's mouth!

The class leader walked between me and Xiaoqin to collect the masks, and was surprised to find that Xiaoqin had opened the masks, and the number of masks purchased in the second (3rd) class of junior high school became 10 pairs.