【569】 Eggs that have been played with
Organize everyone to go to Cuisong Mountain for a wild trip, first of all, the number of participants should be counted, after a round of phone calls, the squad leader and I looked at each other, and seemed to be waiting for each other to notify Xiaoqin.
The squad leader's gaze seemed to say, "Isn't it possible for Uncle Ye and Aunt Ren to remarry?" In that case, you and Xiaoqin are brother and sister, and it is most appropriate for you to notify you! ”
My gaze said, "Since it's the class leader, it's only natural that you should notify you, right?" The guys I just helped you inform are all boys! ”
As a result, because of a lot of phone calls made by contacting classmates, the class leader's mobile phone was low at this time.
"Would you like to charge your phone with my phone?"
I generously raised the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone, intending to hand it over, this domestic copycat machine because it has not been able to touch the squad leader's love machine, so eager to try.
"No need." The squad leader's white mobile phone posed as a lady with ice and jade, with a posture of rejecting me thousands of miles away.
What's bullish! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe, and you don't want the precious power for nothing, so I'll just keep it for myself!
"Your phone still has power, so it's up to you to call Xiaoqin and ask her if she wants to participate."
It's not that I don't want to call Xiaoqin, but Xiaoqin's mobile phone ringtone is "Marry a Big Big Wolf", listen to a French media report: often watch "Pleasant Goat" to reduce IQ. I feel that listening to this song too many times may also cause some damage to my IQ.
What is strange is that Xiaoqin's mobile phone, which usually gets through with a call, now shows that no one answers.
I repeated it three times, and I couldn't help but wonder.
"Sister Xiaoqin must have taken a bath!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly that he is worthy of being a person who has had several girlfriends.
After getting off the No. 23 bus in the suburbs, I separated from the squad leader and my brother and walked home.
I was going to call Xiaoqin again when I got home, but I didn't expect that as soon as I walked to my door, the door opened by itself.
And Xiao Qin, wearing an apron and smiling face, stood in the living room to greet me.
"Dangdang, dang! Ye Lin has worked hard! Welcome home! ”
What do I rely on? How does a newlywed wife greet her off-duty husband's jiashi? And how did you open the door and get into my house!
"That...... Ye Lin, I just learned a new recipe, and I can't wait to make it for Ye Lin, so I came to your house...... I didn't answer your call just now, I wanted to surprise you......"
I didn't ask why you came to my house, I asked how you got into my house. Is it from the window again? Aren't the balcony windows closed tightly?
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of the white apron and asked with three points of shyness and seven points of excitement:
"Classmate Ye Lin, the glutinous rice chicken rolls in the steamer are about to be cooked, do you want to eat the chicken rolls first, or do you want to eat them first...... What about eating me first? ”
The afternoon sun shines into the living room through the balcony, and against the backdrop of the two jade bracelets, Xiaoqin's arms look particularly textured.
I don't know if it's because of the water vapor in the kitchen, but the elbow is also a delicate pale pink, and it really has a feeling of "it looks good".
I shook my head vigorously to get rid of all the cranky thoughts in my head.
"Who wants to eat you! It doesn't look good! I said duplicitously, "Didn't you warn you that if you enter the house through the window in the future, you will be fired from your girlfriend's position?" ”
Xiaoqin twisted her face and said proudly:
"People didn't come in through the windows! It was the kind Uncle Ye who opened the door for others! ”
Huh? Did my dad let you in? What about others?
"Uncle Ye, I heard that I was going to come in to cook dinner for Ye Lin, so I was very happy to let me in, and praised me for being more beautiful than when I was a child!"
This unprincipled father, you clearly said that it was difficult for Xiaoqin, who was like a tomboy in the past, to marry when she grows up! As a result, as soon as people come, do you say good things to your face? Or is it that you fell in love with someone's mother, and you felt ashamed so you tried your best to please Xiaoqin?
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mother won't go home for dinner today, I was going to cook a lot of food and eat with classmate Ye Lin and Uncle Ye, but Uncle Ye suddenly said that he has something to go out, please ask me to take care of the house for him, and I will eat dinner with Ye Lin......"
Obviously I don't want to be the light bulb of Xiaoqin and me! Dad, you were bought by Xiaoqin! Are you my dad or hers!
After a bumpy ride on the 23rd bus in the suburbs, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door, intending to take a bottle of drink out to drink, but I saw a very terrifying scene.
No, it's not the horror of "Dad was chopped into eighteen pieces and hidden in the refrigerator". I'm disappointed that I have no plans to transform into a horror actor.
When I opened the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, I saw two rows of spoiled eggs in the egg tray!!
Every egg was painted with a red pen by Xiaoqin, some crying, some laughing, some angry, some in a daze, some sleep deprived, some inexplicable, in short, these eggs that were supposed to be in the pot were all personified by "Teacher Shui Cess"!!
"Ye Lin, I'm very powerful≧ ω≦" Xiaoqin was not ashamed, but asked proudly, "After opening the refrigerator, I found so many blank 'canvases' placed here, and I didn't hold back and casually played ......"
"In this way, when Ye Lin wants to eat eggs, he can choose eggs with corresponding expressions according to his mood at that time!"
"I'm really a ~\(≧▽≦)/~ genius!"
Genius your sister! Not to mention that your painting skills are not up to par, these expressions, you use a water-based pen to draw them, plus my refrigerator is a little frosty, the result is - all the anthropomorphic eggs, whether they were originally crying or laughing, are now all oozing blood and tears from their eyes, which is even more terrifying than patting and chatting!
I was also asked to choose eggs with similar expressions according to my mood at the time...... What do I want Yujian to do, so that I will laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
And can these eggs still be eaten! How can there be a rush that will turn into a zombie immediately after eating!
"Ahh The pot is boiling! I need to go to the kitchen! ”
Qin quickly turned and ran towards the kitchen, her apron straps swaying around her waist like a white butterfly.
Watching Xiaoqin busy in the kitchen of my house, with a hint of clumsiness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiaoqin that the class was going to organize a field trip.
"Xiaoqin, do you like to climb mountains?"
"I like it!" Xiaoqin replied without hesitation, "Have you forgotten Ye Lin?" When I was a child, the two of us often went to the back of the shipyard to climb the mountain together, what a nostalgic day......"
It's nostalgic! I was forced by you to climb that little hill with a sharp branch! And when you get to the top, nine times out of ten, you'll kick me down and see me roll down the hill!
Note: The exception of the ten times was that I planned to kick her first and kick her ass from behind while Xiaoqin was distracted, but she dodged it! I didn't have a good balance and fell down, and I fell worse than usual!
Obviously, Xiaoqin noticed the subtle change in my expression (which was somewhat close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so she hurriedly stopped talking about climbing mountains together when she was a child.
"Hmm, the squad leader is going to organize everyone to go on a wild trip to Cuisong Mountain, and it is estimated that they will stay for one night and come back the next day - do you plan to participate?"
Xiaoqin's eyes suddenly lit up, she held a colander in one hand and a pot lid in the other, only hating herself for not waving her hands loudly to express her inner excitement.
"How could I miss the opportunity to go to the wild with Ye Lin!"
"It's not to play with me, it's to play with everyone." I corrected her.
"Moreover, and there is Ye Lin to sleep with me at night, I have no other regrets this summer!"
"Who will carry you to sleep! Everyone lives in a dormitory converted into a hotel, it is estimated that there is no double bed at all, and it must be a room for boys and boys, and a room for girls and girls! ”
"Is that so?" Xiao Qin's expression was a little disappointed, but in an instant, she began to shine stars in her eyes again, "However, since we are going to stay in the scenic area for a day and a night, the two of us will definitely find a chance to be alone, right?" ”
I perfunctorily went to check my bedroom to see if the H Man I was hiding under the bed had been discovered by Xiaoqin.
There was no sign of the cardboard box under the bed being moved, but I put it on a hanger, and the sweaty tight vest was placed in a slightly subtle position.
Also, my sheets are much flatter than usual, and it seems that someone has specially sorted them out for me.
weishenme didn't clean up other places, but packed up the sheets?
I couldn't help but think of Xiaoqin, after my father went out, lying on my bed, putting my vest under her nose and sniffing desperately, wriggling her body while muttering excitedly:
"Ye Lin's taste ......"
What a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation.,It didn't happen in real shijie!
"Ye Lin, the meal is ready! It's time to eat! Xiaoqin called me in the living room, and the sound of placing dishes and chopsticks on the dining table also came at the same time.
Despite my skepticism about Celery's new recipes, I was captivated by the smell in the air and sat down at the back of the table.
Xiaoqin waited until I was seated behind the dinner table, and then sat down across from me with a beat.
Then he looked at me with an indescribable smile of satisfaction and sandwiched me a piece of glutinous rice chicken wrap.
"Hey, don't stare at me like that! It's so hairy in my heart! And you make your own dishes weishenme don't taste it yourself first? Do you want to test me for poison? ”
"Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiaoqin said in a long voice, "People just think that Ye Lin is working hard outside, so they want to serve Ye Lin to eat the first bite......"
When did you change back to the young woman mode of waiting for her husband to come home! And I didn't go to work today, I went to a scientific happiness seminar with Gong Caicai in the morning, and went to a special education school with the class leader in the afternoon......
Ah, weishenme has the illusion that her flowery husband is desperately having an affair outside! I didn't do anything!
The cell phone in his trouser pocket rang suddenly.
When I saw that the caller was Amy, I immediately picked it up at the dinner table.
"Hello? Looking for me? ”
"Dead manlet! Where are you? I'm going to look for you! ”