"One is a woman like me, and the other is a woman like me, that's why you are so interested in Little Crystal?" Jessica moved her chin and pointed in the direction of Krystal, others said that Krystal was more like Lin Yun'er, but that was what they said if they didn't understand their sisters, whether it was about face or personality, they were very similar to each other, "When I got home, I didn't know how to say hello to the mourning family first, so I got entangled with her here?" ”

"I'm obsessed with her, because she's your sister, and I'm still wrong?" Li Jingming rolled his eyes, men in this world are too difficult to do, especially married men, women may already be unreasonable when they are girlfriends, but after marriage, they can make men no longer entangled in the meaningless problem of being unreasonable.

"Ernie, who is the mourning family, is it very powerful?" Krystal asked, puzzled, the difference between her and Li Jingming's attention.

"The mourning family is the main palace." Jessica explained impatiently.

"Who is this palace, how do you feel that there are so many powerful people in this family, even my brother-in-law has to go to greet them, isn't it the biggest wife in the world?" Krystal really didn't know who the mourning family and the main palace were, and she thought it was the elder of the Li family, the elder who was still above Jin Yunshu.

"Where do I dare to call it the biggest, that is, now because I am pregnant, I have a cup, otherwise the gap with Jiang Minjing is still big!" Jessica is still haunted by this, originally in her girlhood, she has always had a sense of "being at the top, looking at the mountains", who knows what it means to look at the outside world to understand what it means to "have a strong hand in the strong, a mountain and a mountain high".

"Ah, who is talking to you about that big ......" Li Jingming's black line at the end, women are not good at anything, but their flexibility and memory are too good (there are exceptions to both). It's been a few days since this pictorial shoot, and Jessica is still sensitive to that little bit of at the time.

Jessica's photo album is a collector's edition specification, so the price is high, and the first edition is not very popular, but the high price was emptied in just one day, which made her very suspicious that Li Jingming had arranged for someone to sweep the goods, so as to prevent too many people from seeing her frank appearance. Li Jingming was very careful when shooting, and did not let anyone show his point, at least covered it with his hands or blocked it with his arms, but even so, the gap between the people was still very obvious, and the more Jessica looked at it, the more dissatisfied she became. I regret a little that I pulled this Jiang Minjing with me in the first place.

"I'm asking you to explain your dirty thoughts about your sister-in-law, why are you pulling the topic to something else and being a thief?" was talking about Krystal, but suddenly they talked about the size, and Jessica felt that Li Jingming must have played some trick in this, otherwise she wouldn't have gone so far off topic.

Of course, in Li Jingming's opinion, this is a rake, at this time he felt that he was really more wronged than Dou E, but he just stood honestly, and after saying two words for a long time, it became that he was a thief. It's obvious that Jessica herself always cares about something that is too meaningless, "You don't have any evidence, don't just wronged a good person, okay, what's wrong with me to pull the topic on something else?" ”

"That's right, my brother-in-law didn't speak just now." Krystal stood up for Li Jingming. Jessica's brutality, her own sister, sometimes can't look past it.

"You're just too young and simple, and sometimes very naïve, you think that people who don't speak can't change the subject? It can be a bit difficult for others. But the difficulty will definitely not be for your brother-in-law. "In the past, Jessica was also naïve and easy to deceive like Krystal, but as she deepened her understanding of Li Jingming, she realized how IMBA this man's skills were." He can let you do anything for him if he wants to. ”

"So amazing?" Krystal didn't believe it again.

"Put you in a warehouse where apples are stored, and then half an hour later suddenly ask you what is the most iconic fruit, will you say bananas? Show you half an hour of Jordan slam dunk highlights, and then suddenly ask you who MJ is, and you're going to say Michael. Jordan, or would say Michael. Jackson? Don't underestimate the majesty of a doctor of psychology. Jessica just gave two of the simplest examples, in fact, there are many small tricks in psychology and they are also hidden, and those hypnotic magic tricks that are rumored to be miraculous are actually a kind of psychological application, "Just now your brother-in-law touched his chin, or leaned on the sofa, or even picked up the quilt on the coffee table twice in a row, it may be a signal to you to act according to his wishes unconsciously." ”

Krystal looked at Li Jingming's eyes and immediately changed a little, she never knew that this man who smiled all day long and had always been fond of her was so terrible, she had already decided that she must not find a person who studied psychology to be with her in the future, otherwise her life would be very creepy, "Brother-in-law, I never thought that you were such a person." ”

"What's wrong with me, such a person?" Li Jing understood Jessica's glance, he was so black, was he really his own wife?

"So you have to be careful, he is all long-term, and he usually does it very secretively, but he will use you fiercely when it is critical, I am trapped by him in my life, and I can't turn over." Jessica scared Krystal into words.

"Just her, what is there to put me in the long run, I know how to play crazy all day long, and I can eat very well, I have to complain when I can't eat, and I hum when I'm full, I just want to ask what such a little sister-in-law can do?" actually said that he put a long line, it has to be a big fish to be worth it, Krystal is really not a little hard to waste, this level of small fish, basically carry it on the boat, what fishing line to waste?

"Yes!" Jessica returned.

"Huh?" Li Jingming was stunned for a full three seconds before he recalled what Jessica's word "can" meant, and then the whole person suddenly felt bad, since getting married, Jessica has been developing in a strange direction, "I just asked her what she can do, and I didn't ask her if she can do it, what does the word 'can' mean when you answer it?" ”

"I just wanted to express the fact that she can do a lot of things." Jessica looked at Li Jingming with a narrow smile, she was deliberately testing Li Jingming's reaction, and now it seems that the problem is very big. Because in her eyes, Li Jingming's reaction was a little excessive, "Tsk, Li Kan, have you put on a helmet and become a demon king?" How can thoughts be so impure? ”

"Yes, I can!" Krystal nodded in agreement, and as far as she knew, Jessica was complimenting her.

"I'll see what I can do with Shenzhou, what's with what's 'I can (if you search for the word I can with Baidu pictures, something very strange will come out)'? Adults talk, children don't interject. "Jessica, as the strongest joker she has trained herself, often puts some veteran Gagman to shame on the show, and now she is at home. played with the connotation in front of his own sister, "And you, Xiujing is still underage, can you say something positive, civilized and healthy in front of her?" ”

Jessica puffed out her cheeks and made a bun face expression, looking indifferent to Li Jingming's words, Krystal said that she was underage, but what else did a nineteen-year-old American girl not understand? Krystal used to follow Tiffany, so she probably had a little more knowledge than her sister, who was five years older. "We married women are like this, what's wrong with you have an opinion? Besides, what can Xiujing not understand, do you men just know that she is beautiful, but you turn a blind eye to her appearance as a big man? ”

"Ernie. That's a question of angle, when do I bite, no, when do I pick my foot? It's that you often use your feet to pick things up. When watching TV, just clip a remote control or something, and you have to use your feet to put food on the coffee table, so that I can't get rid of this bad reputation after learning from you once or twice. "Krystal was filming a team variety show. Just because of the camera position, there is a scene where she seems to be sitting on the floor and picking her feet, and being edited by fans directly becomes her black history, and there is also an inexplicable nickname for the big man who picks her feet, and although all this is just a coincidence, in her opinion, it also has a lot to do with Jessica.

Jessica is very good at framing people, whether intentionally or unintentionally, at a dream concert before, at the end of the chorus, she kept stabbing Lin Yun'er's ass because the chorus was too boring, Lin Yun'er, the naughty ghost, endured it because of the occasion at the beginning, but in the end, she couldn't help but fight back, and in the end, it was Lin Yun'er who was exposed and won the "perverted Yun" and "ass lover". Coincidentally, Jessica is too lazy to move, and often lies on the sofa with her feet to clamp things, Krystal mechanics once on the show because she thinks it is funny, and as a result, she recited the nickname "scissor feet" for Jessica, and many new female idols regard selfies with their feet and mobile phones as a personal skill, and they all say that they learned it from her.

"Don't discuss those strange topics anymore, okay......" In fact, the family chatted together, it was so out of tune, those situations of opening their mouths about the world's current affairs and closing their mouths about the national economy and people's livelihood will not be in the 86 family for several generations, but Li Jingming still can't accept this kind of topic, a pair of sisters who are too beautiful to spend their time at home to discuss the problem of picking their feet, and fans will definitely explode into disillusionment after learning about it, "Sika, you have been too sensitive recently." ”

Li Jingming was talking about the previous things, in the past, Jessica didn't care about those at all, but now she can make a fuss because he looked at others a few more times and came home a quarter of an hour late, a little bit like Jessica before.

"It's not you who hurt me to be sensitive, who made you such a scumbag? Oh, once so scummy. "Jessica is pregnant now, and the psychological state of pregnant women is generally more sensitive, and it is not wrong to say that Li Jingming is harmed, because the child in her womb is Li Jingming's," does OPPA have anything to say about this? ”

"Well, I just want to say, garbage sorting, start with me." Li Jingming is not saying that he wants to sort the garbage, but an admission to Jessica that he is a scumbag, if there were no things in the past, it is estimated that Jessica would not be affected by these small things now. (To be continued.) )