Section 1289 Forced Return Special 3
Except for Lee Kyung-won, the other members of the unchallenged are all called 'men below the average', and among these people, the least powerful is the elderly and frail eldest brother Park Myung-so. Even if the opponent is just an ordinary person, Lao Pu may not be able to win, and when the opponent is replaced by Li Jingyuan, who has won the world championship, he has no chance of winning.
Don't look at Lao Pu's fierce pounce, but Li Jingyuan coped with it very easily, just gently pulled Lao Pu's arm stretched out in front of him, and then moved out a little, Lao Pu staggered and rolled sideways onto the sofa.
Maybe it's because he didn't succeed, the anger in Lao Pu's heart hasn't been vented, or maybe it's because he was countered too easily, and he feels very faceless. So, in the next short period of time, Lao Pu resorted to stalking tactics and launched another attack on Li Jingyuan.
Unless Lao Pu's endurance can surpass Li Jingyuan's, it is possible that 'quantitative change leads to qualitative change'. However, can Lao Pu's physical strength surpass Li Jingyuan? It's obviously impossible. Therefore, after these attacks, Lao Pu not only failed to attack Li Jingyuan, but tired himself enough.
"This brother is drooling again." Seeing Lao Pu panting and lying on the sofa, saliva involuntarily flowed from the corners of his mouth, and the other few unchallenged members who stayed aside to watch the excitement couldn't help but laugh one by one.
"Ahh Elder brother~~~! What are you doing? Hey, my cushion~. Although he is not as clean as Lu Hongzhe, Li Jingyuan still can't accept Lao Pu's drooling on the cushion. Quickly pulled a napkin from the table and blocked Lao Pu's mouth. While he rescued the cushion again, he couldn't help but say to Lao Pu Nian: "Brother, can't you be cleaner?" Why do you drool all the time? And. Even if you want to drool, don't drip on the cushions~! ”
Whether it is from Lee Kyung-won's words or from his action to rescue the cushions, there seems to be an important point - you Park Myung-so can drool, but the key is not to flow on the cushions.
With such a concept, and then continue to think about it, the quick-thinking Lu Hongzhe immediately thought of a reason. The next second. Lu Hongzhe showed his signature sneer, and after a few 'hehe' sounds, he said to Park Myung-so: "Brother, you're done." It's going to be another 100,000 Anti~. ”
Isn't it just drooling? It's not like it hasn't been before. Why is the consequence so serious this time? After listening to Lu Hongzhe's words, Lao Pu was very puzzled. Looking at Lu Hongzhe's expression again, it didn't look like a completely unfounded nonsense, so he was a little flustered. I couldn't help but ask: "What are you for?" ”
"Do you want to ask? All right. So let me explain. Brother Mingxiu, think about it, besides Jing Yuan, who else will often live here? ”
"I know the way, Girls' Generation~~!" Without Lao Pu to speak, Zheng Hengdun was already on the side to answer.
"That's right." With a thumbs up to Xiaopang, Lu Hongzhe put on a 'teachable' expression again, and continued to ask in a teacher's tone: "Then I'll ask you again." Do you know how girls use these cushions when they sit on the sofa? ”
Under Lu Hongzhe's question. The members of the Unchallenged all started thinking about it, and after a while, the scene of girls from Girls' Generation sitting on the sofa with cushions watching TV appeared in their minds.
"Ha Lu Ha Brother Mingxiu, Hongzhe is right, this time you are really finished. Dare to drool on the pillow that Girls' Generation often holds in her arms, and you're just waiting to be attacked by Girls' Generation fans~! "When you imagine the picture, can you still not understand the reason? In the next second, all the members of the unchallenged couldn't help laughing.
"Uh~. Jing Yuan, is this true? Park Myung-so also imagined the same picture, looked at the cushion that Li Jingyuan had already snatched, and touched the corner of his mouth, his expression looked a little more panicked than just now.
"Well, you see, there's a name written on it." Not only nodded with a depressed expression, Li Jingyuan also showed everyone the small label in the corner of the cushion, and on this label, Xu Xian's name was clearly written with a pen.
Not only did Lao Pu see the signature on the label, but the others also leaned their heads over to look at it together. After discovering Xu Xian's signature, the gang laughed even more happily: "Ha Lu Ha Brother, your luck is really back home~. ”
If it is soiled by other girls such as Xiaoyang, Yu Li and others, it is not difficult to get forgiveness, after all, these girls have relatively cheerful personalities and are easy to touch. However, it is not so simple to get Xu Xian's forgiveness, not that Xu Xian is not easy to speak, but because Lao Pu probably doesn't know how to speak to Xu Xian - the worst thing he can deal with is a good boy with a good personality like Xu Xian.
"This section is pinched, don't broadcast it~~!" Thinking that it would be very troublesome to deal with the aftermath, Lao Pu wanted to erase this matter from the root with a crooked brain, and yelled at the VJs in charge of filming without saying a word, and he threatened Li Jingyuan again: "Ah~!" You are not allowed to tell them~! I don't know it~! ”
"I don't have any problems here, but do you think Brother Taehao will listen to you?" Pointing to Kim Tae-ho, who was standing aside, Lee Kyung-won asked a sentence that made Lao Park helpless.
According to the urine of Kim Tae-ho and the program team, how could such an interesting clip be pinched off and not broadcast? As a veteran artist, Park Myung-so has already determined this after just thinking about it a little in his head.
stared at Kim Tae-ho depressedly for a while, and Lao Pu could only give up 'persuasion' after being the most embarrassed, and then looked at the cushion in Li Jingyuan's hand, he said in a very unwilling tone: "I wash, can't I wash it?" ”
"You wash??" I had long expected that Park Myung-so would say this, and I had already prepared to deal with it, so I glanced at Park Myung-so with a suspicious expression, and Li Jingyuan shook his head and said, "No, I don't believe that Brother Myung-so can wash it off." Instead of having you wash it yourself, you might as well take it to the laundry. That's right. Why don't you pay for Brother Mingxiu to send it to the laundry to wash it? ”
"Eun, that's a good idea. Brother, where's your agent? Is Brother Jinghao here? Brother Kyungho~! Give me Brother Mingxiu's credit card~! ”
"Ahh Wanted to take my card. You take my life first~! "Zhilu said that Li Jingyuan would not really let himself be in charge of cleaning, but just wanted to make some 'laughing fruits', and Park Myung-so also cooperated. And just when he and Li Jingyuan twisted together, his agent named Jinghao really took the credit card, and when he saw this situation, Lao Pu took advantage of the situation and continued to roar: "Ah~~!" You idiot~! Let you take it, do you really take it? I don't know who to listen to, and I don't know who I'm on my side. Don't you know who pays you? ”
Park Myung-so's 'old picking' appearance caused a lot of laughter, and it took about half a minute before the wave gradually subsided.
"Brother. Speaking of which, why did you come to me early? Even if you want me to return, you don't have to be so early, right? Say, what's going on? "It's been a while. Wait until the scene is a little quieter. Li Jingyuan finally remembered that there was still one most basic problem that he hadn't figured out.
"That's not in a hurry, Jing Yuan, can you take us around first? Let's take a look at Girls' Generation in your room? "You can't say to Li Jingyuanming, 'We're here to put on the alarm clock', right? Therefore, when Li Jingyuan asked, Lu Hongzhe immediately used his role characteristics very wittily to play and diverted the topic at the first time.
"It's just that~." Before Li Jingyuan could give an answer, the others echoed Lu Hongzhe's words and had already begun to act.
Everyone thinks the same way. It was not only to divert Li Jingyuan's attention, but also to observe the terrain environment in order to wait for the action of hiding the alarm clock for a while. In the end, it was to satisfy the audience in front of the TV, after all, the residence of the members of Girls' Generation is not something that can be filmed in any program.
Even if Li Jingyuan didn't agree, he alone wouldn't be able to stop so many unchallenged members. In desperation, Li Jingyuan had no choice but to take a step back and follow everyone to act, ready to remind and remedy at any time.
"Wow ha Entering the first room, Lu Hongzhe's 'perverted' traits exploded. Whether it was the action of sucking in air with his eyes closed, or the obscene expression on his face, or the words he said, it seemed to be saying 'I'm just a pervert'.
Although the others were not as exaggerated as Lu Hongzhe, they also showed more or less excited expressions. It's not the first time everyone has come to Li Jingyuan's villa, but when it comes to entering the room of the girls' generation, this is the first time.
"Whose room is this? Whose bed is this? ”
"It doesn't matter whose it is~, it looks very comfortable, let me experience it for the audience~." It was still Lu Hongzhe, who cheekily said what countless fans would protest for, and at the same time fell down towards the bed closest to him.
"Ah~~!" Just take a look, if you really let this 'pervert' lie down, Li Jingyuan will wait for the girls to come back and be besieged. After seeing Lu Hongzhe's movements, he immediately rushed over as if he had burned his buttocks, but it was too late, so Li Jingyuan had no choice but to make the last move, kicked on Lu Hongzhe's buttocks, kicked him in a different direction and rolled directly under the bed.
Li Jingyuan is skillful, and this kick is actually not heavy. However, even so, after Lu Hongzhe got up, he couldn't help but howl.
Seeing Lu Hongzhe's posture of covering his buttocks, several people couldn't help laughing.
Lu Hongzhe didn't pretend, but it really hurt, but the reason why he hurt was not because Li Jingyuan's feet were too heavy, but because of himself. That guy has been suffering from hemorrhoids for a while now, and although he claims that it is not serious, the members of the Unchallenged are well aware that the guy is just trying to save face. If you think about it, if it's not serious, is it necessary to go to the hospital for surgery?
Li Jingyuan's kick just kicked Lu Hongzhe's ass. However, in the end, it was not far away, and after pulling the muscles near the 'chrysanthemum', Lu Hongzhe couldn't help but shout.
The location is the room of a member of Girls' Generation, the character is Lu Hongzhe, a 'pervert', and the incident is that he has hemorrhoids. These elements are not taken out individually, but put together. But how to look at it and how to disobey it. It is precisely because of this that the smiles in the hearts of the members will overwhelm the concern for Lu Hongzhe.
Whether it's really because of Li Jingyuan or not, the consequences of his kick are quite serious anyway. After seeing Lu Hongzhe's tragic situation. Ha Luha, Zheng Hengdun, and Ji, who may usually be like Lu Hongzhe, have somewhat restrained themselves, and have not done anything that might make the girls of Girls' Generation feel disgusted after knowing the Tao.
Just because you don't do those things doesn't mean that you're less interested in the girls' rooms. In the following time, under the leadership of Li Jingyuan, everyone visited several other rooms one after another, and stayed in the girls' clothing room for a while. Of course, everyone is an adult. They all have brains, and there are cameras and Li Jingyuan on the side, so everyone naturally won't touch the girls' underwear. In fact. The cloakroom here is only the clothes that the girls usually wear, and as for the underwear or something, they are all stored separately by the girls themselves, and they are not placed here.
This one is a walk. Just over half an hour has passed.
Alarm clock brought by the members of the Pickless. It's all set to ring at seven o'clock. And now it's almost six o'clock in the morning, in order to ensure that there are no accidents on this mission, it is almost time to send Li Jingyuan out of the gang to lie down, leaving time for everyone to set up the 'scene'.
"Jing Yuan, do you have anything to eat here?" Jung Jun-ha, who was left behind, received an order from Kim Tae-ho, and in the blink of an eye, he found an excuse and shouted at Lee Kyung-won: "We came here early in the morning, and we haven't eaten yet." Why don't you make us some breakfast? ”
"Make breakfast? It's really troublesome~. Okay, okay, I'll go and see what the material is. In fact, I didn't resist this request. But thinking that he was still filming, Li Jingyuan muttered again.
"I'll go with you~." Needless to say, Zheng Junhe also followed, and Zheng Hengdun and Ji, who also have foodie attributes, also followed. As for Ha Luha, Lu Hongzhe and Park Myung-so, who didn't want to leave, they reluctantly followed out under the pull of Liu Zaishi.
"What do you want to eat?"
“……。” The original plan was to wait for Li Jingyuan to say 'no materials' first, and then ask him to go out to the supermarket to make some purchases, and take advantage of this opportunity to let his people decorate. However, when Zheng Junhe followed behind Li Jingyuan and saw the situation in the refrigerator, he didn't know what to do.
If you are another artist, you may not have any ingredients in the refrigerator because you rarely cook at home. However, Li Jingyuan is different here, because he has to take care of the girls of the girls' generation, he often prepares various materials here, which are not only large enough, but also rich in variety. In such a situation, it is naturally not good to use the excuse of 'buying vegetables' to send Li Jingyuan out.
But then again, the 'difficulty' of anything is relative. The big fat brother with a relatively simple personality may not be very good at making excuses, but with an expert like Park Myung-so, it is easy to find a reason to send Li Jingyuan out.
"I'm going to eat eel, do you have it here? I'm talking about the kind of fresh eels that were caught, or alive~. He turned his head and looked at the refrigerator, and Lao Pu said a sentence: "When people come, their energy just can't work, they get up so early, if they don't eat something to replenish their energy, they will definitely not be able to hold on after a while." ”
"Fresh eel?" It's not that Li Jingyuan doesn't have eel here, but what he has here is eel sauce made into a side dish, and if you want to say it's fresh, it's really not. After hearing Lao Pu's words, Li Jingyuan frowned unconsciously, revealing an embarrassed expression.
"None? Then go buy it, there are no cars on the road in the morning anyway, and it won't take much time to run back and forth to the fish market. Jing Yuan, you should fulfill the wish of an old man like me~. Seeing Li Jingyuan's hesitant expression, Park Myung-so shouted 'YES' in his heart, but in order not to let Li Jingyuan see the flaws, he still put on a begging demeanor and said it very sincerely.
The largest fish market in Seoul is the Noryangjin Fish Market in Tongjak-gu, which is not too far from the Gangnam/Ward where Lee Kyung-won's house is located, and is only separated by a Seocho-gu district. Now that this time is driving by, half an hour is enough if you count the time to buy things.
And half an hour is just right for the task. It can not only allow the members to hide the alarm clock, but also not let Li Jingyuan go home more than seven o'clock, so as to miss the time when the alarm clock rings. I have to say that Lao Pu's excuse is indeed very perfect.
"Brother, you ......."
"You may not know the way, I've been sick for a while now, and the doctors have said that I have to make up for it." Park Myung-so didn't lie, he was really not in good health recently, so when he said this, the other members also echoed a few words next to him. It seems that someone helped Lao Pu to be more confident, so he continued: "If you still treat me as a brother, just fulfill my little wish, it's a big deal, you can treat me as a sick number." ”
"Well, it's the kind of serious illness that will die tomorrow~." Then behind Park Myung-so, Lu Hongzhe said something even more exaggerated.
"......, okay." Lao Pu Du said it so seriously, can Li Jingyuan still not agree? Although he did feel a little troublesome in his heart, he nodded and agreed. (To be continued......)