Chapter 216: Jerking off is a technical job
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"How many pills did you say?"
The old man Tianxuan felt that he had heard it wrong, thirty pills of the Cleansing Pill, how could there be so many, there were no less than dozens of medicinal materials needed to refine the Cleansing Pill, and several of them had already become extinct, it was not bad to be able to refine one Cleansing Pill, not to mention as many as thirty.
"Thirty, is there a problem?" Yang Yu looked very innocent, he actually wanted to laugh in his heart, this time the old man Tianxuan must have lifted a stone and smashed it on his feet, if there are a few myelin-washing pills, it is okay to trade ten lower-grade spirit stones for a myelin-washing pill, but if there are thirty, the value of the myelin-washing pill will be much lower, and one myelin-washing pill still wants to exchange for ten lower-grade spirit stones, which is obviously a bit unrealistic.
"Okay, I was cheated by your kid, but I agreed, and it's not easy to cheat, thirty is thirty." The old man Tianxuan shook his head, looking very helpless.
Yang Yu didn't dare to slack off at the moment, and immediately took out the marrow cleansing pill from the system, a full thirty pieces, and sealed them well, the old man Tianxuan took them over and checked them one by one, and then immediately brought Yang Yu a pack of spirit stones.
"You count, there are a total of twelve medium-grade spirit stones, and one hundred and eighty lower-grade spirit stones." Old Man Tianxuan said.
"Don't count, you are always close to the storage of a saint-level martial artist, how can you lie to me this kid." Yang Yu said casually, the pride in his heart was that he even had a medium-grade spirit stone.
Although it is said on the market that a medium-grade spirit stone can be exchanged for ten lower-grade spirit stones, in fact, a medium-grade spirit stone can be exchanged for eleven or even twelve lower-grade spirit stones.
"Okay, your master can refine the marrow cleansing pill, and he also needs spirit stones, it seems that he is at least a god-level martial artist, and if he has time, he can come to our Chongwu Island to sit, our Chongwu Island has been based on martial arts for thousands of years, and welcomes visitors from all over the world." Old Man Tianxuan was obviously very interested in Yang Yu's illusory master, and thinking about it, a person who could take out so many marrow cleansing pills would definitely make anyone dare to be interested.
"Definitely, definitely." Yang Yu didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he agreed casually first, and it wasn't up to him if he didn't come later.
"Well, that's it for this transaction, if you have other pills in the future, you can also bring them, but if you still have a myelin cleansing pill, you can't use it at this price." The old man Tianxuan thought for a while and said, he obviously looked like he still wanted to continue trading with Yang Yu, in fact, it was not difficult to understand, the elixir was a rare item like the spirit stone, and the exchange of the spirit stone for the elixir was definitely worth it.
"Okay, that's a deal." Yang Yu said, he almost regarded the old man Tianxuan as a spirit stone mine in his heart, in the system, a low-grade spirit stone needs 1,000 yuan, but 1,000 yuanyuanhuàn points can be exchanged for 100 marrow cleansing pills, and the gap between them is too big.
Leaving from the old man Tianxuan, Yang Yu was in a good mood and was about to return to his residence, but Yang Yu heard a burst of gunshots, no, there is also a business of other weapons, such as bazookas, or a means of transportation, an airplane.
"Let's go to the outside of Chongwu Island and take a look, I'll rub it, it's more spectacular than the American blockbuster, and someone is flying a plane to fight."
"Who is so n, is he a martial artist?"
"It seems to be yes, but the people who chased him were not warriors, they were all Westerners, wearing shining armor, and they were a group of Western barbarians."
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"Interesting, it's really interesting, Ling Fei and that Morse can do magic, and it doesn't seem simple in the West, what tricks will the Westerners do this time?" Yang Yu thought it was funny, and ran directly outside.
Outside Chongwu Island, many people are watching the excitement.
In the distance, above the sea, there were several small warships, and above the sky, there was a military helicopter, and this helicopter was now surrounded by several helicopters of the same type, and the battleships below were constantly firing weapons, but the helicopter above dodged left and right, and could not hit at all.
"Obediently, this can't be hit, the group of people below are eating."
"Damn, one, two...... There are six warships, who is this going to deal with, and which colleague is so face-saving? ”
"Tsk, I found something." A warrior suddenly smiled mysteriously.
"What's the matter?" Someone immediately asked cooperatively.
"Jerking off is a technical job!"
Yang Yu couldn't help but laugh when he listened to it, these martial artists can also be funny, what is a technical job to jerk off, are you very experienced? Dear comrade!
The six warships below kept firing shells, and the helicopters above were constantly shrinking their range, and the surrounded helicopters were in danger.
"I'm cǎo, Lao Tzu won't play with you anymore." A man in the helicopter suddenly jumped out, and the helicopter was also twenty feet away from the sea, and his jump was like a feather falling to the ground, directly landing on a warship.
"He went down, kill him!"
"Hua Tiangong, you will definitely die today, the glory of the Holy See needs blood to forge it!"
"O invincible Lord, your light is sprinkled all over the world, and we will give your flesh and blood to you who know your sins and sins!"
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Twelve Western men, wearing bright armor, spoke English, and the thousands of warriors who watched understood less than a third, and many of them exchanged ears, and at this time one who understood English became a treasure.
But fortunately, Yang Yu can't help it, after all, he is a college student at Jinghai University, and he can barely understand, but after he understands, he is completely speechless, and he really doesn't feel ashamed, this group of Westerners is really arrogant, what a master, what light, what a great Holy See, can it be more disgusting?
"You bastards, didn't Lao Tzu just kill one of you popes? As for chasing me like a mad dog, I've been chasing and killing Lao Tzu for three years, why haven't you given up? Hua Tiangong scolded and scolded, looking very annoyed.
"Ah, this is Hua Tiangong, the person who cracked the Linglong Bureau to the seventy-third round? It's so domineering! ”
"I'm cǎo, what did he just say, killed a pope, I know what's going on, he's the most coaxing killer in history."
"Hua Tiangong is a killer?"
"Yes, it's the most tragic and the most one, he only went on one mission, and as a result, he killed the wrong person and killed the pope of the Holy See by mistake, and the funny thing is that he also relied on this assassination to be crowned king in the killer world in one fell swoop, and he is known as the most tragic killer king."
"Grandma's, cowman! The Pope is not an ordinary person, he was killed by him, no wonder the people of the Holy See are chasing and killing him all over the world, it is strange if he does not hunt him down, what a crime he has committed! ”
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"Hua Tiangong, you have blasphemed the dignity of the Lord, die!"
"The verdict of light, the darkness is gone after all, Hua Tiangong, you have no way to escape!"
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"Run, why should I run, you are paralyzed, you give dog skin plaster, I didn't want to deal with you, since you are stubborn, give me death!" Hua Tiangong shouted, and the long knife in his hand was slashed
The sea set off waves more than ten zhang high, and the twelve light armorers on the opposite side instantly gathered together, the knights' swords were stacked, and a transparent sword shadow greeted them, which was a joint blow of the twelve.
Long knife to long sword, sword qi is vertical and horizontal, and long sword is raging!
The sea rolled, and a battleship was cut into two parts.
"Die!"
"The glory of the Lord shall not be blasphemed!"
"Lord, you are paralyzed!" Hua Tiangong scolded.
"Boom!"
The sword qi directly cut the long sword into two sections, the twelve light armorers showed a frightened look, and the remaining sword qi continued to slash towards the twelve, the twelve light armorers scattered and fled, and one escaped slowly, and the armor on his body was broken.
"A group of god sticks, I've put up with you for a long time, where are your twelve trash my opponents, if it weren't for the three red-robed ghosts in the back, the master would have killed you all a long time ago." Hua Tiangong said coldly, his momentum like a rainbow.
"The glory of the Lord shall not be blasphemed!"
"You are a blasphemer, and you will die in the light of the Lord!"
"We are the light, you are the darkness, the darkness will eventually be replaced by the light, and heresy like you must be destroyed!"
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"I'm cǎo you are paralyzed, you group of gods, there is no end, in the West, you flicker and flicker, forget it, here are all martial artists, who are you fooling, grass, I can't help it, give it to a Tang monk, let's die!"
Hua Tiangong lifted the long knife and slashed towards the nearest bright armorer, this bright armorer was stunned and hurriedly resisted, but the knight's sword in his hand was cut off instantly, and the armor on his body was also smashed, and he appeared in front of everyone.
"I'm rubbing, running naked, what a powerful Hua Tiangong, this is intentional!"
"Tut-tut, striptease! However, I observed, and the light armor was not wearing it at all, and he was covered in armor. ”
"Damn, that bird is too small, doesn't it mean that Westerners are big things?"
"You know Mao, the small movies you watch are carefully selected by the director, can it be big? Actually, a lot of Westerners have very small things. ”
"Brother Ren is really knowledgeable, and he also has research on this."
"Where, where, I just saw too much."
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Yang Yu originally thought that martial artists were at least nobler than ordinary people, but after this period of blows, he also understood that martial artists were more obscene, more crazy, and more shameless than ordinary people.
"Hehe, yes, I came to Chongwu Island today, and I regret not bringing gifts to my colleagues, so let these twelve gods dance a striptease for your colleagues!"
Once Hua Tiangong has this idea, his hands are not weak, one by one, in a blink of an eye, he stripped off all the armor of the twelve bright armorers, and suddenly twelve naked people appeared on the sea, and the onlookers on Chongwu Island were all laughing and laughing, this Hua Tiangong is too good, how will these twelve people live in the future!
And just as Hua Tiangong was playing excitedly, three red-robed Westerners on the sea in the distance stepped on the waves, and the speed was simply instantaneous, and Hua Tiangong was immediately startled. (To be continued)