Chapter 19: This Man Comes from Earth (1)
Chapter 19βThis Man Comes from Earth (1)
The three-P incident after the 67th Academy Awards cocktail party, questioned at Jerry's exit, Britney. Spears' counter-questioning and Christina. Aguilera's and the mud, the "glorious" came to an end, Christina. Aguilera just wanted to experience the feeling of being in love with a man, especially with Jerry, but she never thought that she would be in a daze with Jerry, plus a Britney Spears to play a king and a queen of three Ps. It's ridiculous, even Christina, who has bisexual tendencies. Aguilera also thought it was ridiculous
And for this absurd experience, the three of them invariably chose to remain silent.
Yes, invariably silent
However, something that is already deeply embedded in their souls cannot be erased by silence.
"Where did you go last night? Hit your phone, actually turned off? β
The people who asked Jerry this question weren't just Humphrey. Rothschel alone. Everyone who cared about Jerry, including Carlos, was worried about him
"Oh~ the phone is short-circuited and broken"
Jerry didn't lie about this, his phone was indeed short-circuited because of water.
This can only be blamed on Christina's madness, and in that equally crazy bathroom, the poor mobile phone died.
"And where did you go last night?"
Faced with such a question, Jerry could only answer, "Talk to Britney and Christina about life ideals"
Yes, talking about the dual communication between life and ideals, soul and **, of course, this is only the answer he gave when answering Humphrey's question. Someone else, whether it's Jessica. Alba, Natalie. Portman, or Namie Amuro, always replied, "I'm sleeping in a hotel room, yes, he's sleeping, it's just a fierce hand-to-hand fight with two American chicks before going to bed." Even if this hand-to-hand combat came in a bit of a dream
After the 67th Academy Awards, in addition to the major winners of the Oscars, they were on the front page (the salted fish turned over John. The Tower of Submission or the Dominant Schindler's List), Jessica. Alba and Natalie. Portman also made headlines. The editors-in-chief of the National Enquirer not only tell the story of a battle that took place at the Oscars without gunpowder, but they also use voice-over to remind readers that here, Jessica . Alba's eyes were saying something, and there, Natalie. Portman returned the salute. And Jerry, who was sitting between the two people, what did his expression represent? Well~ Yes, this strategy of theirs has succeeded in attracting the attention of the American public.
As for the parties.
Natalie. Portman hooked up a call on Jerry's phone, "You want me to break up with you?" Don't be delusional, I won't take the initiative to quit, do you want me to be cheap, that little **, my life will definitely not be painted with a stain because of this woman's challenge. β
Jessica. Alba also hung up on Jerry's phone, "Jerry, haven't you broken up with that woman yet?" We said haode, you break up with her, how much time do you need me to wait for you if I have a relationship with you? β
Jerry collapsed on the bed with a depressed face after answering the phone calls from the two of them one after another.
And Namie Amuro, who was standing at the door, asked with a smile, "Jerry-kun, American sweetheart and first Lori, which one do you love?" Or, you'll just love me? β
Jerry felt like he was going crazy.
There's too much grass, and it's not a problem
What kind of bullshit crossing the reborn stallion harem, is it really so easy to conquer the women on shijie?
There are more men on this shijie. The stallion male protagonist, it's not so easy to be
Jerry really wants the cool Natalie. Portman slapped himself hard, then turned around and said I hate you, or you bastard or something, and then said to him in a dashing way, but he didn't expect that this strong woman didn't want to lose to others in any way, especially like Jessica. Alba is a woman who she thinks can only please the public with her face and figure, and has no acting skills at all. Or maybe the American sweetheart directly called him and told him, I can't stand your disconnection with that woman, how long do you want to deceive me? In a word, just get rid of him, at least American TV dramas are like this, and dumping people is not a difficult thing for American chicks. But Jerry didn't expect that Jessica, who had been influenced by "Youth Musical". Alba has already made up his mind to snatch the person he likes, and a third party intervenes? As long as I grab it, I don't care if any third party intervenes. And the result of this is Natalie. Portman and Jessica. Alba directly consumed. A cool woman, plus a gentle and a little stubborn woman, Jerry. Which one do you choose, Mr. Rothschel? NO~ You can't have both. Jerry, who has lived in an otaku career for decades, is an otaku at this time, and he can't have both, and he doesn't want both. Well, then, leave this complex question, as complex as Goldbach's conjecture, to time, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge. ,
He didn't even think about what to do if the boat suddenly hit the bridge when it reached the bridge, and all the bridge holes were stuck at once
Yes~ He didn't think about it at all.
Jerry contacted David before he took Carlos to Palm City. Geffen, throwing Namie Amuro to DreamWorks Music, and instructing David to do so. Geffen arranged a series of dance lessons for Namie Amuro, as well as an itinerary to immerse himself in American street hip-hop culture. What Namie needed was something unique to lead a new frenzy. Blonde hair, long boots, dance music, ** dance, in the past few years, has created the Amuro frenzy. With the power of the Komuro family, J-Pop-style dance music will definitely be flooded. An**Transformation is an inevitable thing. Becoming a hip-hop queen is what Namie should do. And the United States is the birthplace of hip-hop culture. At a time when the transition EP was not yet in the production routine, what she needed was a comprehensive and in-depth understanding of the culture.
Located in the Coachella Valley in the Colorado Desert of California, Palm Springs is a famous oasis city in the United States and a famous vacation destination.
David. One of the reasons why Xiumeng chose this location is that the city of Palm Springs, surrounded by San_Jacinto and Santa_Rosa Mountains, is one of the oldest villages in the Western Hemisphere, having been settled by humans as early as 10,000 years ago during the Stone Age. And a large percentage of the Americans who now live in Palm Springs are Indians. Huge wind farms, ancient villages, deserts, and the mountains surrounding Palm Springs all add to a strange mystical feel. This is very much in line with the script "This Man is from Earth" brought to David. The feeling of Xiumeng.
Another reason, of course, is to have a good vacation. After all, after the leading actors of "Friends" became popular in the United States through this classic sitcom, in the past eight months, the schedule of the six leading actors has been full. They really need some time to recuperate, after all, after the scorching summer heat, the filming of the new season is about to begin. So, it's good to have a vacation and relax yourself. At the same time, it is also a very good choice to take on a small cost of large-screen production during the vacation. After all, Palm Springs is not only home to deserts and windmills, but also to mineral springs, golf courses, ski resorts, and hot springs.
For David. Xiumeng's choice, Jerry also thinks it is very good. First, he can shoot movies, and secondly, he can have a good vacation, and he hasn't relaxed for a long time. Hmm~ It seems that after being reborn, he really doesn't want to have a good rest for a while. After meeting Nanako, starting a business, releasing films, making movies, and concerts, these things occupy all his things. That's fine, life always needs to know how to enjoy
Of course, the cost of the vacation still has to be paid by several actors out of their own pockets, which makes Jennifer. Aniston and others directly pressed a door-slamming hat on Jerry's head, and Jerry could not help but snicker, what else could he do to know that the original budget of "This Man is from Earth" was $20W, and he himself compressed it into $1W. Hmm~What about weishenme? The reason is very simple, because this death is too expensive to use 6 dollars, and invited 6 big-name starring, one of whom is also a part-time director, producer, editor, producer, etc., even lighting and photography, David. Xiumeng is all dry. Of course, out of 6 people, Jennifer. Aniston is also clearly interested in the work of producers and producers. The soundtrack work for the film, Jerry's own filming location, accommodation, makeup, costumes, etc., are almost all sponsored by the six leading actors and their fans.
The budget of 1W dollars, to put it bluntly, is the film fee, post-production fee, and publicity fee for shooting
But 1W dollars, can it really be done?
For this, Jerry may not be overspending, maybe less than $1W
Anyway, it's not something he needs to worry about right now.
The enthusiastic fan who provided the location and his wife also mixed up the roles in the $1W movie: two moving company employees wearing hats, showing their faces and having only one line. But even so, being able to perform on the same stage with their fans makes them excited about adrenaline.
When Jerry took Carlos to the Hilton hotel chain in Palm Springs, David Brown. A group of people in Xiumeng are working on the script together.