Tang Chujiu is a nightmare, and the scourge is Yun Niang, as soon as she enters the door, she waits for the rabbit, breaks the casserole and asks in the end: "When is it now, I came back, dare to ask where did General He go?" ”

It's really gone, and I'm almost gone! I don't know who killed me, and stared at Yun Niang, the root of all evil, accusingly: "You actually left me alone!" "Lonely and miserable, call the heavens and the heavens, and the earth and the earth for the spirit! It's so unkind. Yu Xuan and Xiao

Yun Niang didn't feel guilty at all, and Zhen Zhen said: "Isn't your man here?!" ”

Tang Chujiu has a bitter word, he wants to cry without tears, he is very melancholy, I am really not as familiar with the general as you think, and I have had a ...... It hurt half to death.

Yun Niang picked the reddest and largest apple from the table, and peeled it carelessly: "On the ninth day of the first month, your man weishenme doesn't stay overnight?" He hasn't slept with you in a while. ”

In the early Tang Dynasty, the nine winds were messy, and for Yun Niang's no taboos, she dared to say anything! She still doesn't blush and her heart doesn't beat.

zuihou fell with a knife, the apple was peeled, thrown into the air, the knife fell, and then caught the falling apple with a plate, it had become ten pieces of the same size, and the magic was that the apple core was also removed, Yun Niang twisted a piece and put it in her mouth, squinted her phoenix eyes deliciously, and saw that Tang Chujiu was still in a daze, and said, "What about you?" ”

Tang Chujiu's little face suddenly became a spring flower, how to answer this? was really forced by Yun Niang to have no choice, so she had to wait for Ai Ai to say ambiguously: "If he doesn't stay, what can I do." ”

When Yun Niang heard this, she was very angry, and scolded Tang Chujiu with her waist crossed: "You are a second goods!" My mother has long taught you that men are animals that think with their lower bodies, what do you mean by no way?! The easiest way is to take off his clothes and pour them into his arms, and you see if he stays to spend the Spring Festival with you! ”

Tang Chujiu asked Cangtian speechlessly: "......, how can there be such a strong woman as Yun Niang in the world?" Against God!

Yun Niang poured a glass of water, and after drinking it to moisten her mouth, she began to follow the temptation and gush: "On the ninth day of the first month, let me tell you, you can't be reserved in the affairs of men and women, you have to take the initiative, it's not advisable to wait for a man to pamper you, this is stupid!" Do you think a man can have three wives and four concubines, and you can also go to Fireworks Willow Lane, if you don't take the initiative in bed, you can't take the initiative to order the winning points, there are many different styles, who doesn't sleep when he sleeps? And your man's age is exactly when the need is like a wolf, and if you don't squeeze him dry, he will go to another woman's bed to sell hún......"

Tang Chujiu: "......" blushed so much that he was about to drip blood, but he felt that his words were reasonable and very teachable.

After teaching the Tao for a long time, Yun Niang's words changed: "Did Su Moyu, the beautiful jade girl next to your man see it today?!" I can tell you, she's eyeing your man, and she's bound to win!! ”

Tang Chujiu humbly asked for advice: "How do you see it?" ”

Yun Niang rolled her eyes in annoyance, and gritted her teeth a little: "Tang Chujiu, you can still be a little more stupid!! "There's no way to save this man! I really want to knock her head open to see if it's tofu scum inside!

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