"You studied liberal arts in college, right?"

Seeing the nerd's performance like this, Li Nannan thought that he was a scholar.

Wu Yujie shook her head: "No, I studied economics in college." Liberal arts are useless. When the Japanese were defeated in World War II, all the scholars and scholars in China were pushed to the battlefield, leaving only science students, counting on them to rebuild their homes. ”

"There's a bird for learning? No matter how well you learn, and how good you are, can you fly over thousands of mountains and rivers and let the corpses of those who offend me fall to the ground when the Japanese invaders provoke my Great China? There is a saying that every time you slaughter more dogs, it is useless to be a scholar. ”

After the nerd said this, he suddenly realized that Li Nannan was coming, and quickly stood up, sneering and rubbing his hands back and forth, not knowing what to say.

"Sit down, brother, you're very angry with me."

Li Nannan patted Wu Yujie on the shoulder, sat on the sofa and asked, "Do you want to drink?" I have there, high two pot heads. Make sure you drink half a bottle, and you'll be able to fly to Hokkaido tonight and kill that stupid man. ”

"Excuse me, Mr. Li, I don't have that much ability."

Wu Yujie was still a little self-aware, and then stood up, her expression a little gloomy: "If I had—hehe, Mr. Li, I would make you laugh." It's time for us to go, don't disturb your rest. ”

Untied the black silk on her head, regardless of Li Nannan's gracious retention, Wu Yujie pulled her suitcase and went out with her girlfriend.

The moment the door was closed, his back looked so thin - okay, Li Nannan admitted that he was a little suspicious when he said this, the nerd was a little thinner, and he wouldn't exceed one hundred and ten pounds when he wore autumn clothes and pants, and he wondered if his girlfriend would be panicked.

From tomorrow, be a happy person, feed horses, chop wood, and travel the world; From tomorrow, care for food and vegetables; I have a house facing the sea and spring is blooming.

I don't know why, when Li Nannan opened a bottle of Erguotou and drank beef jerky, he suddenly thought of these poems.

This is a passage in Haizi's representative poem, which is quite famous and loved by the majority of literary and artistic youth.

Li Nannan also likes it, but he doesn't like to really go to the beach to build a house, chop wood and feed the horses, he prefers to be surrounded by many beauties, drunk every day - it's one thing to like the vulgar artistic conception in some poems, but how to enjoy it in reality is another thing.

Now I don't like these poems, maybe it's influenced by the angry young Wu Yujie, I feel that facing the sea or something is a bit hypocritical, he prefers the sentence of righteousness and slaughtering dogs.

"From now on, be a dog butcher, drink a lot of wine, and eat meat in large chunks; From now on, I care about what time is the earliest flight to the island country and how long it will take; There was a tongue waiting for me to cut it, dip it in sauce, light a bonfire, face the sea, and the spring flowers bloomed. ”

Li Nannan, who drank a few sips of Erguotou, was full of poetry, shook his head and chanted a few lines of poetry, squatted the wine bottle on the desk, took out his mobile phone and began to book tickets.

"Hokkaido is a tourist destination in the world, and people live a lifetime, so how can you not go to that place?"

Throwing down the phone, Li Nannan walked to the window, unbuttoned his shirt, looked outside, closed his eyes after a while, opened his arms, and called in a low voice affectionately: "Hokkaido, I'm here." Toshio Yanagimura, are you ready? ”

If a person is unlucky, he will drink cold water and stuff his teeth.

Similarly, if you are lucky, the beauty will take the initiative to call you - at one o'clock in the morning, when Li Nannan walked into the waiting hall of Qingshan Airport, he received a call from Yue Zitong.

Aunt Yue, who drank a whole bottle of high liquor, woke up after sleeping until midnight, and was burned by alcohol, the kind of burning that turned over the river and the sea, rolled from the sofa to the floor, and then from the floor to the door of the living room.

Alas, there was no way, she was throwing up all the time, and she was almost dying.

Before drinking, she was still looking forward to the explosion of the earth, so that men, women, good people and sluts could play together, but now she didn't want to die young.

I'm like a bud about to bloom, oh no, I've already bloomed once.

I am like a blooming flower, beautiful and abnormal, loved by everyone, why should I die?

Isn't it just that Fusu has a girlfriend?

Isn't it Dragon City that wants to suppress me?

Isn't it - these setbacks add up, and they can be considered a hair, what qualifications do you have to equate with my great youth, only fools are willing.

Aunt Ben hasn't lived enough to just die, and after the death of an alcoholic person, her face is blue and purple, and she is old and scary, which will affect my beautiful image.

"Help, Li Nannan, you hurry up and save me, I'm going to die, come quickly!"

Yue Zitong lay on the threshold and shouted with tears in his eyes.

At this moment, except for calling him, Yue Zitong will not ask others for help, whether it is Helan Xiaoxin or Min Rou, the proud President Yue doesn't want them to see her current embarrassed appearance.

Li Nannan is different, anyway, in his eyes, she has long been a slut with a dirty body and a depraved mind, and it is normal for him to see the image of vomit all over her body.

It's just that the scumbag who should have died 10,000 times actually said: "Listen to you, you are full of anger, you don't look like you are going to burp." Drinking, drinking too much, right? ”

"Yes, yes, drank a whole bottle of 52 degrees of Niulanshan - vomit! I—I didn't expect cheap wine to be so tormenting. Li Nannan, come and save me, I'm sick to death. ”

"It's okay, Niulanshan Erguotou is a trustworthy product that is excellent in the province and exempt from inspection in the country. I've only heard that there have been people who died in car accidents while driving while drunk, but I haven't heard of anyone who died of discomfort, so you should bear with it first, and it will be fine after the discomfort is over. ”

"Y-You're not coming!?"

Yue Zitong was furious, raised his head and yelled at his phone.

"No, no."

Li Nannan said very simply: "Lao Tzu never serves alcoholics, especially female alcoholics. ”

"What the hell—"

"You're special!"

Li Nannan interrupted her: "Yue Zitong, you are sick, drink so much horse urine." ”

"I'm sick, ha, hey, hee. I'm sick. ”

Yue Zitong laughed a few times, and suddenly let out a sad voice: "Li Nannan, do you know why I want to drink?" It's because, Helan Fusu, already, has a new girlfriend! He, don't want me anymore! ”

"Congratulations."

Li Nannan was silent for a moment over there and said lightly.

"Congratulations on what?"

Yue Zitong snorted sharply and laughed wildly: "Congratulations, have you finally been completely dumped?" ”

"I'm not congratulating you, I'm congratulating your brother Fusu, who finally saw that you were an abnormal neurotic and got rid of your entanglement. Okay, you continue to be sad there, Lao Tzu still has something to do, goodbye to you. ”

"Don't buckle the phone, or I'll be done with you! What's the matter, they all said that they wouldn't let you deduct the phone, why did you still deduct it? Bastard, asshole. There are so many people in the world, why don't any of them really care about me? Why, heck—"

Aunt Yue muttered and scolded, and after spit out another mouthful of yellow water, she lay on the steps in front of the door, opened her mouth wide and panted violently, and slowly stopped moving.

People who drink too much, as long as they vomit and cry and laugh, they will feel extremely sleepy, even if they lie in the dung pit, they will sleep very comfortably and sleep until dawn.

The sky is bright, the sun is shining, and the autumn breeze is slow, with the joy of a good harvest.

Of course, in this season of autumn breezes, there will be no shortage of mosquitoes.

And the mosquitoes at this time, the mouth is more poisonous than the mosquito in the summer, the folk saying is good, in the half of July, half of August, the mouth of the mosquito is faster than drilling.

When Mr. Yue got drunk and crawled out of the living room late at night, he only wore a small nightgown, two white thighs, on his face, on his neck, and on his shoulders, all of which were small red envelopes bitten by mosquitoes, and even a few dead mosquitoes on the ground.

It's a death suffocation.

Mr. Yue looked at the face in the mirror, and didn't know how long he was silent, before he sighed faintly, raised his feet and stepped into the bathtub, picked up his mobile phone and called Helan Xiaoxin, saying that she was not feeling well today and would rest at home for a day.

She has a good memory, she remembers very well who she called when she woke up in the middle of the night last night, what she said, what people were saying about her, and even how many mosquitoes were lying on her to feast.

If it were another girl, it would definitely feel very embarrassing.

Mr. Yue wouldn't, even if she did ten times better than this, she wouldn't feel ashamed.

The so-called shame is the patent of those who want to save face.

Now that Mr. Yue is in front of Li Nannan, does he have a lot of face?

If anyone came to her and asked her this question, she would definitely slap her and say that they were blind.

Wasn't he kicked by Helan Fusu, wasn't he just when he called Li Scumbag for comfort after falling out of love, but was sarcastically ridiculed?

None of this is a problem.

As long as Mr. Yue can maintain her previous dignity in front of everyone except Li scum, she is still the iceberg snow lotus in the hearts of all employees, and the big big hero in the eyes of the people of the whole country.

The hero is lonely, like snow.

A true hero must endure loneliness in order to perceive from the snow, as beautiful as summer flowers.

"I am a wolf from the north, soaking in a warm bathtub, clear water overflowing, my delicate and seductive ketones - alas, a beautiful body, who will enjoy it? Hero, lonely as snow. Hero, how can it not be drunk? ”

Yue Yingying sang a few words of a wolf from the north, and sent a few words of emotion, ran outside to bring a glass of red wine, put his arm on the edge of the tank, shook it gently, but held a mobile phone in his right hand, browsing the news on the Internet at will.

Such chic is in line with her identity as a hero.

Now the most eye-catching news on the Internet is none other than the video of Toshio Yanagimura.

Especially yesterday, he stuck out his tongue and shouted, and the scene of who dared to cut a good mouth stimulated all Chinese people, and the Internet was full of scolding.

Someone suggested that Huaxia should send the legendary shadow agent to Hokkaido immediately and cut off the mouths of the Japanese invaders, and this suggestion was pushed up by millions of people, and the voice was the highest.

Yue Zitong didn't think so, and smiled contemptuously: "Fool, do you think that's what you thought of?" If you don't beep, Huaxia may still do this. But not now, if something happens to that bullshit handsome man, it will be on Lai Huaxia's head. Moreover, the Japanese will also send a large number of agents to focus on protecting the cute men. ”

"Alas, it's a pity that Aunt Ben is now in the dust, and she can't cross the ocean and single-handedly kill the dog thief under the horse, which is a pity."

Yue Zitong suddenly found that the original love is the best way to adjust the state, after a few shameless words, his heart was too relaxed, and he didn't drink the wine anymore, so he simply moved his hands together, and also joined the water army that crusaded against the Japanese invaders.

"There's a video, it's live!"

Some netizens shouted on the forum: "Damn, look at that handsome man who is too arrogant!" ”