Chapter 683: Tofu Sushi
Li Jingming was sleeping in a daze, and suddenly felt Jessica pinching the point on his chest, "What are you doing?" β
"OPPA, I feel like there's someone at the door." Jessica said to Li Jingming with a look of great sincerity, "Could it be haunted?" β
"What the hell, it's not your sister or Yun'er, don't worry about it." Li Jingming slapped Jessica's squeezed little hand, pressed the light of the bedside alarm clock and looked at the time, it was only half past six in the morning. Usually at this time, Li Jingming was still asleep, but he really didn't want to move, so he turned over, pressed Jessica's body and prepared to continue sleeping.
"OPPA, I'm a little uneasy and always feel weird, you better get up and take a look." Jessica pushed Li Jingming persistently, her expression was still a little scared, "I remember telling OPPA that I met ghosts in the company, ghosts and gods really exist." β
Li Jingming sat up helplessly, rubbed for a while before putting on his slippers, walked to the door and opened the door to look outside, there was no one, no ghosts and gods, "There is nothing outside, no one and no ghosts and gods, if you don't believe it, you can come and see it yourself." β
"yes, then I'll rest assured, OPPA will come in with a bottle of drink from outside, the cup at the bedside is empty." Jessica said with a smile.
"Ah, you're really scheming...... Deep. Li Jingming thought that this was his wife, and it seemed a little inappropriate to call it a "scheming", so he changed his words, but he really didn't expect that Jessica now also had this kind of scheming, and she was doing acting and self-destructing psychological trauma just to let him go out and pour water, which was terrible.
"I drank too much yesterday, my head hurts, and my throat is about to smoke." Jessica is the quintessential hangover state.
"You're not drinking too much, it's a water ghost, and it hurts your stomach to drink water like this." Jessica is now the same as Kim Taeyeon. Blowing orange juice directly into the bottle, Li Jingming was afraid that her stomach would be sour and wanted to take the bottle away, who knew that she would not let go and even use her feet, "Ah, let you stop drinking." β
"Cut, am I a kid, and I'm not allowed to drink anymore?" Jessica simply covered her head with a quilt, not wanting to be disciplined by Li Jingming.
"How can I sleep when you swept all the quilts away?" Li Jingming still wanted to go back to sleep, but Jessica wrapped herself like a caterpillar, and he didn't have a quilt here.
"You're cold. Don't rely on me. Jessica tightened the quilt again.
"Why did I crawl out of the bed in the early morning of this frozen death, do you have a conscience?" Li Jingming scratched Jessica twice through the quilt, but it didn't seem to have any effect, Jessica was very afraid of itching, but now he didn't react at all, he picked up Jessica's leftover juice and poured it, "Do you know what you look like now?" β
"Tofu sushi?" Jessica's voice came from under the quilt, a little muffled.
"Poof!" The juice in Li Jingming's mouth was all squirted out, and there were still women who said that they were like bean skin sushi, and they were also a delicate beauty like Jessica. This is obviously the third season of "My Wife is Wonderful" has started. Li Jingming decided to give Jessica a second chance and asked her to choose a new word, "You can't say something reliable, how can anyone compare themselves to tofu sushi?" Change one. β
"Rice rolls?" Jessica thought for a moment and replied.
"It's all food. Caterpillar, now you are like a caterpillar. Li Jingming forcibly unpacked Jessica's "package" and got in, although the heating was on in the room, he was only wearing a pair of shorts now, and he would catch a cold if he stood outside for a long time.
"How could I be that disgusting thing." Tiffany is afraid of bugs. Jessica is a bug-nasty bug.
"Isn't tofu sushi disgusting?" Li Jingming squeezed to Jessica's side.
"Knowing it's disgusting, poke me in the ass, dead." Jessica threw a punch in the back.
Kwon Yoo-ri knelt on the stall and slowly retreated, and she saw all the "early morning dramas" of Li Jingming and Jessica. Now they are trying to find a way to escape quietly. It has become a habit for Quan Yuli to wake up early every day, so she also drank a lot yesterday and woke up early today because of the biological clock, and when she heard movement outside, she quietly came out to take a look, and she happened to hear such a powerful conversation.
"Ernie, what are you doing?" Xu Xian also woke up, she couldn't sleep because she had something on her mind, and she only drank a glass of wine yesterday, and when she came out to move, she saw Kwon Yoo-ri lying on the ground at a glance. If he hadn't recognized that it was Kwon Yoo-ri, Seo Hyun would have screamed, so that anyone would have mistaken it for a thief.
"Shhh Kwon Yoo-ri hurriedly raised a hand to signal Seo Hyun to be quiet, if Jessica was discovered, she would be annoyed.
It was already noon when Jessica and Li Jingming went back to sleep after sleeping, a group of little girls outside were happily playing, Li Jingming was speechless when he saw that it was still the same mess as yesterday, "Are you really girls, so many people just clean up the living room?" β
"Brother-in-law, isn't this a hotel, why do we have to clean it up?" Krystal said rightly.
"Ah, Jessica, your good sister!" Li Jingming is so angry and funny, even Kou Zhenhai (please Baidu if you don't know) exclusive lines came out, not to mention that this is Li Jingming's own special suite, even if it is a casual hotel suite.
"BY THE WAY, OPPA, GO SIT ON THE COUCH." Jessica suddenly thought of something and asked Li Jingming to sit down on the sofa.
Li Jingming sat down obediently, and then he saw Jessica squat down and pick up his feet, staring at the soles of his feet left and right. Li Jingming felt inexplicable, he didn't say anything at noon and suddenly hugged his feet and looked, Jessica must have some conspiracy, "What do you see, did you give me three moles to make me a monkey?" (If you don't know, please Baidu "Journey to the West: The Great Sage Marry")"
"Hmph, you dead man, see for yourself." Jessica took off Li Jingming's slippers and let him see for herself, "Hmph, I'll just say that there is no cat in this world that doesn't steal." So last night I deliberately sprinkled some powdered eyeshadow on the carpet at the door while you were in the shower, and it was sure to stick to it as long as you went out. There is a bathroom in the room, don't tell me to go out and put water again, let's talk, why do you sneak out at night, who did you make an appointment? β
"Ah, didn't I go out in the morning to help you pour water?" Li Jingming asked rhetorically, and he said that Jessica is different from before, and this Cheng dΓΉ's words can definitely be regarded as scheming. Lowering his head and taking advantage of the sunlight, Li Jing clearly saw that there was eyeshadow on the soles of his shoes, and because it was a glittering eyeshadow, he could see it clearly.
Jessica wrinkled her nose. The two eyebrows were brought together, she shouldn't have let Li Jingming go out to get water in the morning, and now although Li Jingming came up with a good reason, she was still a little skeptical. Wine is a color medium, but Li Jingming kissed her yesterday and didn't do anything, because it was unreasonable, so Jessica was suspicious, "A few of you, all of you have given me shoes to check, I want to see who is so daring." β
Five minutes later. Kwon Yoo-ri, Lim Yoon-a, Seo Hyun, Tiffany, and Krystal were all found to be "problematic", and now they are all important suspects, sitting in a row opposite Jessica one by one, dejectedly. Jessica assumed the posture of a criminal interrogator of the Serious Crime Unit, and looked at the faces of several people in front of her with a stern expression. The eyes were as sharp as a knife, as if they could pierce the skin.
Of course, Jessica doesn't think that these people have anything to do with Li Jingming, you must know that so many people live in the same suite, even if Li Jingming really wants to have something to do with someone, there is no such condition, and if he really does it, he will definitely be discovered by others. Jessica knows Li Jingming's power better than anyone else. Although she herself is afraid of pain and will scream, but it is conceivable that someone can resist calling her, and now she can't imagine that she can run around without weak legs. "Tell me, what are you doing running to the door of our room one by one, Listener?"
"Because of curiosity, hehe......" Lin Yun'er was the first to coquettish Jessica, she was really curious, she heard Krystal describe Li Jingming's combat effectiveness, and she imagined it when she couldn't sleep at night before, and of course she had to confirm it with her own ears when she had such a good opportunity yesterday. Secretly got up in the middle of the night and stood at the door of the master bedroom for a while, but unfortunately he didn't hear the heavy breathing of Li Jingming in his imagination and the miserable wail of Jessica, Lin Yun'er was disappointed.
Jessica asked everyone one by one why they were loitering in front of her room, and it was a reminder that she wasn't a stupid woman, and she was vigilant.
"By the way, Sika, you can come with me to SBS Broadcasting in the afternoon." Li Jingming suddenly remembered that he had promised Liu Zaishi to meet today, Liu Zaishi is such a nagging and obsessive-compulsive person, it is a miracle that he has not called him until now, fortunately, he remembers it now, otherwise he will definitely be complained by that brother in the future.
Jessica is a little confused about the situation, today is not only the weekend but also the day of her birthday, what to go to the broadcasting bureau, besides, it's noon now, how can you go to the broadcasting bureau if you don't have time to put on makeup after eating, "What's the matter with OPPA, it's not going to be a special stage, I drank too much yesterday and can't sing today." β
"It's a matter of "The Birth of a Family", go and meet the PDs, and I'll be a guest with you next week." Li Jingming was originally going to go with Lin Yuna, and it is easy to have accidents when he appears in a variety show with Jessica, not to mention, Shen Hye-yun, the chief PD of "We Are Married", will not be happy in the first place, but he really can't coordinate the time a while ago, Lin Yuna has now gone to "The Birth of the Family", and now he can only find Jessica to go on the show together. Now Shen Huiyun's opinion is no longer important, since he should pass Liu Zaishi, he must honor it, anyway, MBC will not dare to do anything to him at that time. A show like "The Birth of a Family" basically has to create a Love-line to stimulate ratings, and Li Jingming, as the protagonist, will definitely not be able to escape, putting Love-line on others to develop will rob him of his weight, but unfortunately he and Jessica are already a "national couple", and it is not good to play with other women, and the only way to summarize is to bring Jessica. (To be continued......)