Chapter 90: I'm Sorry, I'm Not a Cat Slave

One of the most painful aspects of dealing with non-humans is the deviation of the concept of time caused by the difference in lifespan.

It's like the grievances between Qiao Nai and the Qin family have crossed a thousand years, the dynasty has changed five times, and the millennium has passed for two.

As far as Qin Hunt is concerned, what Qiao Nai complained about was the old past at the level of the eighteenth generation of his ancestors, and even if he heard it, he didn't have any real feelings.

But for Qiao Naihe, these ten centuries are a bit like ten years of human beings, she has just grown from a young girl to a charming royal sister, and it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, not to mention that women often hold grudges more than gentlemen.

In previous years, Qiao Nai didn't turn the sky upside down, because the Qin family also saved He Yiyao's life, she didn't have a reason to turn her face directly, plus some intentional or unintentional arrangements by the leaders of the six doors in the past, Qiao Naihe, who was catching demons all over the world, became bigger and bigger, and things became busier and busier, but he never took the opportunity to come to Ping'an City to make trouble.

That is, there has been a lot of turmoil in Ping'an City in recent days, and it happens to be within the jurisdiction of the demon gate in charge of Qiao Naihe, and the high-level leaders of the six doors are busy dealing with the establishment of the Beijing Film Studio, and they didn't pay attention to it, but it really made Qiao Nai get what he wanted, and he had time to come to Ping'an City to settle accounts with the Qin family!

However, no matter whether Qiao Naihe's hatred of the Qin family is justified or not, Qin Zhan has no sympathy for this black cat royal sister, Qiao Nai has a grudge with the ancestor of the Qin family, but vents his resentment on Qin Hunt, who has been separated by more than ten generations, this feeling is as nonsense as the Chinese People's Republic declaring war on Hungary today, the reason is to avenge the siege of Han Gaozu Baideng!

(Note: The siege of Baideng is an event in 200 BC when Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, was besieged by the Xiongnu in Baishan Mountain.) The Han Dynasty relied on three generations of grandsons to pretend to be in harmony, and finally Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, attacked the Xiongnu in the north to avenge his hatred. In addition, although Hungary claims to be the descendants of the Xiongnu, in fact, it is the same as the Manchus who claim to be Jurchens, and they belong to the mistaken ancestors, and the DNA of the Hungarians verifies that the source of their bloodline is Northern Europe. )

"Mr. Qiao, are you done with your old things?" Qin Zhan hunched his waist with his hands behind his back, tilted his neck and said with an unkind expression: "Rules are rules, for you immortals who practice against the sky and go against nature, our Qin family's attitude has always been, love to cure but not to cure!" ”

"You!" Qiao Nai He glared at Qin Hunt angrily, but seeing that Qin Hunt's face was even angrier than her, he raised his hand and pointed at Qiao Naihe, and shouted angrily: "If you want to repay the old hatred, I will teach you in the gray alley at any time." However, we still have to calculate your new revenge for insulting the Qin family! ”

"What? Do you still want to violently attack the police? Qiao Nai pushed He Yiyao behind his body, touched his hand to his waist, and pulled out a stick-like object - not a baton, but an antique dry tobacco stick, the whole body of the rod was like iron and wood, and there were nine strings of black beads near the pipe at the end, which rustled when he shook his hand.

"Yo ho? No wonder the little black cat is so crazy, it turns out that you have already refined the nine natal demon tails into a life magic weapon? But...... Sir, I have a lot of good things in my hands! Qin Zhan sneered again and again, and while talking and laughing, nine colorful lancets had quietly come out of their sheaths, levitating around Qin Hunt-for-tat, looking like floating cannons in the "Gundam" series, which was very popular.

"Hula"! The group of cat demon policemen behind Qiao Nai took a step forward, although they had not yet shown their weapons, but as long as there was any wind and grass, they would go into battle side by side and kill Qin Hunt, the "big devil" in the demon cave in the gray lane.

"Calm down! Calm down on both sides! Zhang Hao almost roared and stuck between Qin Zhan and Qiao Naihe, he took out the style of "regular worker", and shouted at Qiao Nai He with horizontal eyebrows and eyes: "Mr. Qiao catches his head!" The headquarters sent you to Ping'an City to assist me in handling the case! I'm not teaching you to engage in any personal vendettas! ”

Zhang Hao said this, almost tearing his face with Qiao Naihe, hearing that her pretty face was red and white, uncertain, and seemed to be wondering, what kind of unsightly affair did Zhang Hao have with Qin Hunt, and he completely ignored the dignity of the harmony inside the six doors.

After training Qiao Nai, Zhang Hao turned his head and begged softly: "Qin Hunt! Count me begging you, for the sake of the friendship between the Qin and Zhang families for dozens of generations, dissipate your anger, don't be like a bunch of 'temporary workers'! If you're not happy, I'll go back and sue the boss for you, and then let this group of uneducated cats make amends for you! ”

Zhang Hao's attitude towards Qiao Nai He was tough, but he whispered to Qin Hunt! Others don't know, but he knows that this little Qin Ye is the same level as the big boss of his own six doors, and if he really makes a move, let alone a nine-tailed cat demon Qiao, even if the six famous people go into battle, they may not be able to control him!

Qin Zhan pouted and shrugged his shoulders, with a helpless wry smile on his face, "Nobita really can't do anything about you", raised his finger and turned around, and the "Nine Dragons Winning the Inheritance" also got back into the holster like a milk swallow returning to the nest.

"Mouse, where do you think you go? Don't worry, I'm a doctor anyway, and I don't like to fight and kill. Qin Zhan laughed and laughed, but before Zhang Hao could be reassured, he changed his words and said with a smile: "However, doctors have their own doctors' methods." ”

I don't know when, Qin Hunt had already pinched a fingernail-sized paper medicine seal in his hand behind him, he raised his hand and sprinkled it one by one, and the air around him was suddenly filled with a mint-like fragrance.

"Qin Hunt! Don't play with drugs......" Zhang Hao reacted very quickly, and the two sides covered their mouths and noses and flashed out of the sky with a dashing backflip, and their heads were full of cold sweat that came out of fright.

"It's not poison, it's medicine. As a doctor, it is very reasonable for me to carry some finished Chinese medicine with me. Qin Zhan spread his hands, signaled Zhang Hao not to be nervous, and explained: "Mu Tianli, mainly for the treatment of galleon, vitiligo and dysentery, can also make up for the five labors, dispel wind and benefit qi, it is really a must-have medicine for home travel." ”

"! Mu Tianli is a drug for cats! Zhang Hao was shocked, although the ordinary Mu Tianli had little effect on the cultivated cat demon, but the thing in Qin Hunt's hand would be mortal? After so many years, Zhang Hao has not rarely encountered a few old cat demons in Gray Lane who came to ask for medicine, and the kneeling and licking strength was almost selling his ass.

"Don't worry, the varieties I have on hand are all detoxified and improved." Qin Zhan reached out with a smile, and actually touched Qiao Naihe's smooth face lightly, and said with a smile: "I just want to see if it's funny for these little cats to be drunk and crazy." ”

"Hiccup!"

Qiao Nai raised his hand and held the dry tobacco stick, and stood in place in a daze for a long time, her eyes were very misty, maybe she was highly resistant to medicine, although she gradually became flushed and panting, looking a little drunken and charming, but she didn't go crazy drunk, but from time to time her body smoked and burped a few times.

He Yiyao's reaction was much more interesting, she bent over and squatted on the ground, raised her hands in front of her in a daze, stretched out her soft little tongue and licked it carefully, and then wiped her wet wrists on her face.

As for the cat demon police of the group of action groups, the resistance is even weaker, and there have been salivation, staring, licking, rolling, intoxication and loss of hostility, sleep, etc., a few of them are weak, and they can't even control the human form, their long hair and facial features are distorted, and even cats and cat tails have grown, but unfortunately the three-dimensional cat people really don't have the two-dimensional cat ears and cute fans, but they are a little frightened to look at with sharp teeth and claws.

"Sven sweeps the floor! The faces of our six doors have been trampled on by you, a beast! Zhang Hao stomped his feet and scolded like an old scholar of the Republic of China.

However, Zhang Hao complained on his lips, but he was secretly glad in his heart: Qin Hunt has a free and easy personality and does not hold grudges, and if he has a grudge, he will usually be pulled down after the day of revenge.

Zhang Hao looked at the cats at a loss, especially Qiao Naihe, whose eyes were empty and seemed to be broken, couldn't help but complain to Qin Hunt again: "Qin Hunt, you don't have any pity for the jade, and you are destined to be lonely for a lifetime!" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm not a cat slave, and I won't be obedient just because they look cute." Qin Zhan said, and glanced at Zhang Hao teasingly, and sneered: "As for pity and cherishing jade...... Mouse, do you want me to tell Fan Xiaoqing that you have a forbidden feeling for a cat......"

"Don't even think about it!" Zhang Hao was so frightened that he jumped three feet high, and he raised his hand to tear Qin Hunt's broken mouth, but Qin Hunt also parried a few times in a fake way, made a fuss, and laughed happily again.

Qin Hunt smiled because he had taught an aggressive Qiao Naihe, and his thoughts were smooth.

Zhang Hao smiled, also because Qin Hunt taught the arrogant Qiao Naihe a lesson, Qiao Nai He kicked the iron plate and lost a big ugly face in front of Zhang Hao, and in the future, Qiao Nai He will naturally be lower than Zhang Hao in terms of momentum.

Zhang Hao, as the person in charge of the six doors stationed in Ping'an City, has the support of Qin Hunt, the No. 1 snake in Ping'an City, so he can naturally continue to cover the sky in Ping'an City.

"Ouch? Where are the two masters? He Laobai, who was dressed in dust, also stepped on the morning dew and rushed to the gate of the Qin family, he looked at the group of dizzy drunken cats at the door with great interest, and arched his hand at Qin Hunt, grinning: "Fortunately, I found the traces of the missing gourd baby again, if the divination results are not wrong, we can find the two of them this time!" ”

"Oh!" Qin Hunt's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and praised: "Well done, you old liar rarely have a reliable time!" ”

"Let's go, lead the way!" Zhang Hao stomped his feet anxiously, and said to Qin Zhan with a frown: "This time I have to monitor the whole process, don't make trouble for my brother again!" ”

"Hey, it's like I've caused trouble? Hasn't it always been something that has come to provoke me? Qin Zhantian grinned shamelessly, so that Zhang Hao could only bow his head and sigh deeply.

"Hiccup...... Wait...... Hiccup...... I'll go too! Qiao Nai deserved to be a nine-tailed cat demon with deep cultivation, and in less than two minutes, she woke up from the medicinal effect of Mu Tianli, she hiccuped unconsciously, shook her head and said with a drunken look: "This thing...... Hiccup...... We have to go to our six doors! ”