Chapter 218: It's over, it's over
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Liu Yixue is particularly interested in constellations, and she can spend so much time and energy to check them, which means that she believes in these, so I will take the topic of constellations as a starting point. Pinshu.com chatted with Liu Yixue.
I asked her, "Mr. Liu." Your birthday is March 15th, your zodiac sign is Pisces, and according to my research, you are the least suitable for a Libra man from a love perspective. ”
Liu Yixue was stunned by what I said, and then looked at me with interest and asked, "Really?" Why? ”
I said eloquently: "Because Pisces and Libra will be very happy together, but they will be tied to each other, causing them to stagnate and not progress." Such a lagging love. What's the use of coming? ”
After hearing me say this, Liu Yixue's face sank, and her eyes were also lonely. I didn't even feel good to see her so unhappy, but I couldn't stop there in order to make me feel better. The offensive against her continued.
"Mr. Liu, if you want me to say, Libra men themselves are not a good thing, they have many shortcomings, they are lazy, this is the most taboo, men should work more, is it possible to let women make money to support their families? And they are hesitant to do things, not decisive at all, do they have to let the woman decide if something happens at home? And the most important point, they always discharge indiscriminately, looking at the beautiful girl, they can't walk, looking up and down, so you can't ask for this kind of man, Mr. Liu. ”
After Liu Yixue heard what I said, a trace of essence flashed in her eyes, and she asked: "Shi Xiaoren, you have said so much, do you know what constellation you are?" ”
“......”
Damn, Liu Yixue's question still made me confused, I don't believe in constellations, how do I know what constellation I am? But if I don't tell her or I say something wrong, then I'm not exposed? And I can't guess randomly, there are a total of twelve constellations, how can I guess the hit rate of one out of twelve? Just like the lottery on the day of the opening ceremony, if there is another draw, will it still be me? See Huba. ( Advertisement)
My brain is spinning fast, since I can't guess the hit rate of one out of twelve, if I can't guess the eleven out of twelve, I'm a lone star!
I put away my nervousness and replied subtly: "I won't tell you, I'm not a Libra anyway." ”
Liu Yixue didn't seem to be suspicious, and snorted coldly and said, "Oh...... Libra men are indeed not a good thing, they not only like to discharge beautiful girls, but also like to take advantage of girls, they are indiscriminate and cheeky, and they have no sense of responsibility, I think the most scummy of the zodiac sign is Libra, how can I like Libra men? ”
it? It seems that Liu Yixue is quite disgusted with Xu Yinghao, so I hurriedly added fuel and vinegar and said: "Yes, yes, Mr. Liu, you are right, if a Libra man pursues you, you must not agree to him." ”
Liu Yixue hugged the pillow, her beautiful eyes were a little distracted, and I took the opportunity to stare at Liu Yixue's slender legs on the side, this girl, how sexy and sexy you are.
However, she has been so stupid, and it made me a little uncomfortable, so I asked her: "Mr. Liu, what do you want?" ”
"I'm thinking, you say, what should I do if the people who pursue me are all Libras? Didn't you say yes to any of them? Liu Yixue's voice was a little desolate, this girl... Don't you hate to get married, do you?
I said solemnly: "Mr. Liu, Libra men only account for one-twelfth of the number of people in the world, and eleven of the twelve-th men, how can no one chase you?" Besides, you're so good, you're worried that this is too redundant, right? You must remember that it is better to have less than to reads;! ”
As a result, Liu Yixue agreed with my words very much, nodded and said: "Alas, Shi Xiaoren, this is one of the few truths you have said since I met you. (Advertisement)"
Okay, I was relieved to hear Liu Yixue say this, my primary purpose was basically achieved, so I asked her: "Mr. Liu, do you have spare towels at home?" ”
"What?"
"I'm going to take a shower."
"You're still going to take a shower at my house?"
I said innocently: "Sister, you charged me for room and board, as well as water and electricity bills, and I can't even take a bath?" There's no such thing as a business for you, right? ”
As a result, Liu Yixue glanced at me and said, "Go ahead, I haven't used the white towel in the bathroom, it's really, you're so troublesome!" If I wasn't afraid that you would crawl in stinky sweat tomorrow, I wouldn't let you wash it! ”
Cut, who told you to charge Lao Tzu's utility bills? I went into her bathroom, and her bathroom was almost bigger than mine! Moreover, it was full of black silk and shredded meat that Liu Yixue had washed, and there were a few lace-edged underwear and underwear, so I could see that Liu Yixue liked lace a lot, so I secretly took one and put it in front of me and smelled it, it was all the smell of laundry detergent, and there was no fragrance on Liu Yixue's body.
I thought about it, and tiptoed to open Liu Yixue's washing machine, I wiped, what I wanted, it was all in it... Those were a few pieces of laundry that Liu Yixue hadn't had time to wash, and there were my favorite black silk in them...
I secretly took them out, and my mind was full of the way Liu Yixue was wearing them, and I unconsciously got up the pole, and then used my gloves on it to play a long-lost game of one dozen and five, until a stream of liquid left my body, and I was willing to stop.
But there are a lot of black silk stickers, I think Liu Yixue has so many stockings, she shouldn't be able to see one less, right? I wiped it briefly, put it in my pocket, and kept it for Xin Xin to use secretly when she was on a business trip in the future.
I put the water down, stripped naked, and lay in the bathtub, fantasizing about Liu Yixue's graceful figure lying here in the bath, and I don't know who Liu Yixue has a different kind of affection for?
The water temperature is very comfortable, and the design of her bathtub is also very comfortable, I want to sleep, at this time, a sound that makes me frivolous, it is a knock on the door!
When I heard the knock on the door, my heart suddenly panicked, the previous sleepiness disappeared in an instant,, there are definitely not many people who know where Liu Yixue's family lives, and I can't think of a second person who can find the door at this time except her!
Immediately, I heard the footsteps of "puff puff", and Liu Yixue was in a hurry! She broke in directly, ignoring my naked upper body, looking panicked, and whispered: "Shi Xiaoren!" You must not speak out! Otherwise, we'll both be dead! ”
After saying that, Liu Yixue turned off the bathroom light and ran out again, she was holding my shoes in her hand, I don't know where she planned to hide, but fortunately, my other belongings were in the bathroom.
I admit that it is the first time I have seen my tsundere female boss with such an anxious look, it seems that I guessed correctly, it was Liu Yixue's wife who knocked on the door outside, Xue Jie!
Liu Yixue's mother is amazing, I have learned, although she looks like a well-maintained on the outside, but her heart is cold and hot, of course, this heat is not enthusiastic heat, but the heat of wind and fire, and the heat of doing things quickly and cutting through the mess.
When she thought that I was in a relationship with Liu Yixue, she almost didn't scare me when she scrutinized me strictly, and when she knew my age, education and family background, she immediately wanted to buy out the "relationship" between me and Liu Yixue with 100,000 yuan, I believe that if I don't say enough, she will definitely add money.
Of course, it is her tough character that has created today's northern travel agency, as for whether the Liu family has other industries, I don't know, but I think Xue Jie's character is definitely not safe and stable, housewife's material, and I don't know if Liu Yixue's father is a strict wife, anyway, if it were me, I wouldn't even be able to hold Liu Yixue, let alone Xue Jie.
Immediately, I heard Liu Yixue's voice, and she said, "Mom, why are you here so late?" ”
"Don't mention it, aren't they all your dead dad? I drank too much and vomited on me, you see! Xue Jie's voice was quite sharp, which impressed me quite deeply, so I heard it at once.
Even though it was such a stressful moment, I still had a clear mind, the child's father drank too much and vomited on the child's mother, and the child's mother must have to do the laundry!
It's over, Xue Jie is definitely going to go into the bathroom to clean the filth on her clothes!
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