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"This ......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a distressed face, "We don't think about anything anymore, we just want to eat something delicious, for example, what bear paws or something like that, in fact, my favorite food is bear paws, but unfortunately, the bear we stewed at Uncle Zhang's house, both slaps let you eat ......"

"Hee-hee-......" As soon as she mentioned the bear's paws, the girl was happy, and her little tongue gently licked her lips, "It's really delicious......

"Goo......" Nie Canglong looked at the way the girl licked her lips, and couldn't help but swallow her saliva, "Or, let's get two more bear's paws to eat......

"Okay...... girl's big eyes lit up at that time, "Let's get two more bear's paws to eat, I'll eat, you watch, okay??" ”

"This ......" Nie Canglong's face showed a wry smile at that time, "Don't do this, right??" It's cruel for you to do this......"

"No...... the girl pouted and looked at the man beautifully, "People want to eat bear paws when they see them, and when they see you eating bear paws, they are angry and panick......ed."

"You ......" Nie Canglong's face showed a trace of grief and indignation, "You, you, you...... How can you do that?? ”

"No way...... the girl looked at the man with a smile, "When people see you eating delicious things, they get angry, obviously it should be eaten by others, how can you let you eat it??" ”

"Ms. Qin Xiaojun, your psychology is too dark, how can you do this??" Nie Canglong made a fierce look and glared at the girl viciously, "I'm your husband??" Your dearest husband......"

"I hate ......" the girl glanced at the man shyly, "What kind of good husband to kiss??" It's not close at all, and it's not a husband......"

"Xiaojun, you have saliva on your mouth, I'll lick it for you......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a hippie smile and leaned towards the corner of the girl's mouth.

"Nasty ......," the girl pouted. Stretched out his little hand to block the man's mouth, "You are not allowed to look at me with such a lewd expression......"

"How can I be obscene?? I'm not obscene at all......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"I said you were lewd, you were lewd......" The girl glared at the man, "don't you admit it??" ”

"I'm not obscene, I just don't have obs......cenity," Nie Canglong shook his head vigorously, "How can a great immortal like me be involved in obscenity??" ”

"I said you are lewd, you are lewd, even if you are not lewd, you are lewd......" the girl said with a coquettish face.

"Do you want to say that? Then I won't say anything......" Nie Canglong sighed helplessly and said.

"Hmph......" the girl smiled proudly, "count you as acquaintances......"

"Hehe, it's okay now, right?? Do you want to throw up?? Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a smile and said.

"Is this this??" The girl's eyes rolled, "It's hard to say, it seems to be a little ......."

"And a little bit??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Why don't I kiss you?" Lost that little bit?? ”

"I hate ......," the girl gave the man a blank look, "if you dare to come nonsense." Don't blame me for bullying you......"

"Ouch??" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a surprised expression, "Do you dare to bully me?" Tell me, how do you want to bully me?? ”

"I said it, so that you were prepared in advance?? You dream, you ......," the girl pouted. Said.

"Ms. Qin Xiaojun......" Nie Canglong had a blank face, "You don't let me eat delicious food, I can think that you are protecting food, but if you say that you are bullying me." I can't understand this, how the hell are you bullying me?? Can you bully me with you?? ”

"You think I can't bully you??" The girl raised an eyebrow. "Why don't we do a drill?? Let's see if I can really bully you......"

"Drills are exercises, I really don't believe it, you can still bully me......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but pouted and said.

"Little green snake, this is what you said, you must not regret it when the time comes......" The girl's big eyes lit up at that time, "It doesn't matter if you regret it, as long as the exercise starts, even I can't stop......"

"Cut ......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips disdainfully, "In the face of absolute strength, all conspiracies and tricks are paper tigers......

"Little Green Snake, I'll let you know now, even if you don't have absolute strength, my sister can still bully you......" The girl glared at the man viciously and said.

"Ouch??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Why don't I believe you like this?" ”

"You don't believe me, do you??" The girl's eyes were red at that time, "You really don't believe it, do you??" ”

"Uh......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl's eyes and said that the red was red, and the hairs on his body suddenly stood up, "You, what do you want to do??" ”

"I ...... I ......" The girl looked at the man, her eyes were full of tears, her voice was choked up, and she covered her mouth, "You bully me......" The tears fell down like pearls with broken threads.

"I said, what are you doing here??" Nie Canglong's scalp was numb at that time, and he pushed the girl's shoulder, "Can we stop doing this??" What are you crying about?? ”

"You bully me, can I not cry??" When the girl heard the man's persuasion, she immediately began to cry bitterly.

"When did I bully you??" Nie Canglong felt that he was about to die unjustly.

"You don't believe me anymore, aren't you bullying me??" The girl glanced at the man resentfully, and said cryingly.

"I believe you, I believe you......" Nie Canglong nodded hurriedly, "No matter what you say, I believe you, it's always okay, right??" ”

"Do you really believe me??" The girl stopped crying at that time, her beautiful eyes were full of tears, and she looked at the man pitifully, "Didn't lie to me??" ”

"Tears are your greatest weapon, it can scrape people's bones and tear people's hearts, I am a little land immortal, in front of your ultimate weapon, in addition to raising your hands and surrendering. There is no other way to live......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh and said.

"Hee-hee-hee-hee......-hee-he ”

"But the paper tiger, it can also eat people......" Nie Canglong grinned and said curtly.

"Hmph......" the girl glanced at the man, "I'm honest now, right??" How dare you bully me......"

"The conscience of heaven and earth ......" Nie Canglong's expression was straight, "If I dare to bully you." Just let me ......."

"What's that??" The girl raised her eyebrows and said.

"Just let me kiss you every day......" Nie Canglong said quickly, and as soon as his brain probed, he kissed the girl on the cheek, and then slipped into the car.

"Little green snake, you dare to bully me, you're finished...... "How can the girl think that a man dares to attack suddenly?? At that time, I was stunned, and when I reacted, the man had already gotten into the car. couldn't help but be annoyed and angry, and chased after the man with his teeth and claws.

"It's ...... driving" Nie Canglong sat in the driver's seat and saw the girl getting into the car and wanted to settle accounts with himself. I couldn't help but smile evilly, and pressed it on the 5th gear, "500 kilometers per hour, sit firm, sit firm, sit firm......"

"Ah......h Immediately he exclaimed, closed the door, and curled up in his seat. Shivered.

"Let's go......" Nie Canglong smiled proudly, pressed his finger on the first gear, and then started the car and continued to drive forward.

"Xiaojun, he fooled you, as soon as you hid it, he changed it to 1st gear......" Sister Bai leaned on the back of the chair, stretched out her fingers, poked the girl's little brain, and said.

"Huh??" The girl sneaked up and looked outside, just looking at the scenery outside, you can be sure that the speed of the car is at most twenty kilometers per hour, and a small face suddenly became iron-blue, "Little green snake, you dare to play me, you are finished, do you know?" ”

"Do you think I'm fooling you??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "No problem, I won't play you now......" said as he said, and pressed lightly on the 5th gear.

"Ah......h

"Little green snake, you're bad......" Sister Bai held her little fist and slapped it on the man's shoulder, "You're not afraid of frightening baby Xiaojun......"

"Comrade, is your name for baby Jun??" Nie Canglong glanced at Sister Bai angrily, "Next time, you just wait for our Xiaojun to clean up you......"

"Hey......" Sister Bai was not happy, "My name is Xiaojun Baby, and everyone hasn't said it yet, what are you shouting nonsense as an outsider??" ”

"Am I an outsider??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, and then poked the girl's shoulder socket, "Xiaojun, do you say I'm an outsider??" ”

"Go away......" the girl screamed, "don't touch me......"

"Xiaojun is your insider, won't you become her outsider??" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said.

"Really??" Nie Canglong's eyebrows furrowed, "Outsiders??" Why do I think it's a grandson?? ”

"Huh??" Sister Bai looked at the man in some surprise, "You are really not filial, if your mother heard you say this, she would not be angry at that time. ?" You are a typical daughter-in-law who forgets your mother, your mother raised you so big, and when you marry a daughter-in-law, you call your daughter-in-law your mother?? ”

"Hey......" Nie Canglong suddenly had a feeling that he couldn't speak, "What do you mean??" How come I have a daughter-in-law and forget my mother?? My grandson is not a son......"

"It's my godson......" Sister Bai pursed her lips, looking like I already knew it and used what you said.

"Fart......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes, "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, okay??" My grandson and my husband's husband mean ......"

"Oh, the daughter-in-law is the insider, and the husband is called the outsider, don't you understand or I don't understand??" Sister Bai couldn't help rolling her eyes and said disdainfully.

"Comrade, Neiko also refers to the daughter-in-law......" Nie Canglong said with a dark face.

"Oh......" Sister Bai couldn't help but suddenly realize, "The inner son and the outer son are a couple, so the inner and the outsider, aren't they also a couple??" That's why I said, you're an outsider......"

"......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "I can't talk to you, it's just playing the piano to the cow......"

"I've only heard of tired cows, but I haven't heard of ploughed land. Comrade, you have the consciousness of being a cow, I am very pleased......" Sister Bai patted the man's shoulder seriously and said.

"Sister Bai, you know that my mouth is not good......" The corners of Nie Canglong's mouth twitched slightly, "When I first went to college, Chuanxi this kid always talked to me, guess how I dealt with him??" ”

"Scolding the street??" Sister Bai blinked her eyes and said.

"Fart......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes, "I'm a dignified college student." Can you do such a tasteless thing?? ”

"That's ......" Sister Bai'er rolled her eyes, "while he is sleeping, draw Wang Ba ...... on his face"

"Nonsense......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but snort coldly, "I'm a college student, can I do such a childish thing??" ”

"That is, in the food he ate, the water he drank was laxative, and it made him diarrhea......" Sister Bai thought for a long time and couldn't help but say.

"What is the saying?? The most poisonous woman's heart, this is not wrong at all. The roommate who will live together for four years in the future is going to be drugged, which is too vicious, and if you are not careful, you will harm the innocent......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh. Said.

"Hey......" Sister Bai was a little impatient, "Are you spitting on yourself??" Let the family spray it, and then wipe off the spittle star, what's the matter?? ”

"That's you. How could it be me?? Nie Canglong couldn't help but pout and said.

"And what do you say you did with him?? Anyway, I can't guess......" Sister Bai pouted and leaned back in the chair angrily.

"It's nothing...... Nie Canglong smiled coldly. I took Chuanxi to a taekwondo gym and beat the stick fans inside one by one......"

"Why are you kicking someone's taekwondo gym with Chuanxi's anger??" Sister Bai rolled her eyes and said.

"Originally, there are things to discuss, I took Chuanxi to the taekwondo gym, just to borrow their venue, and then practice with Chuanxi, who knows that those stick fans speak ugly, dead or alive, then of course I can't do it, I take Chuanxi out, just for the sake of a long face, if people say a few ugly words, I will be gray and rolling, then what face do I have?? So, I'll beat them all one by one......" Nie Canglong said with a sneer.

"Didn't you bring out any masters?? According to the routine, if you beat the little minions, the master will definitely have to find a way back......" Sister Bai blinked her eyes and said.

"Don't say it, you really brought out the masters......" Qin Xiaojun raised his head, blinked his eyes, and said.

"Cut ......" Nie Canglong snorted coldly with disdain, "It's only a black belt with nine ranks, what kind of master is it??" ”

"A black belt with a nine-dan is not a master??" Sister Bai blinked her eyes, and a black line appeared on her head, she seemed to remember that the highest level of taekwondo seemed to be the ninth level of black belt.

"Tall fart......" the girl pouted, "I was there at the time, and when I saw the cake face with a black belt of nine sections, I thought there would be a dragon fight, who ......knows?"

"Who knows how??" Sister Bai asked curiously.

"That guy is unstable, let me kick it off, I can't get up for a long time, send it to the hospital, your uncle, the liver is ruptured......" Nie Canglong said with a depressed face.

"You should be happy if you win?? How do you look at that expression, it seems that you have suffered a big loss?? Sister Bai blinked her eyes and said with some puzzlement.

"Just this one, someone ate instant noodles for a semester......" the girl said with a sudden laugh.

"Haha......" When Sister Bai heard it, she was happy at the time, "This is the end of a fight, and it breaks people, can you not treat people?" Now the hospital is so dark, if you are sick and have no money, don't come in, someone has lost eighty percent of it......"

"It's not just a big meal, it's also a burden on us......" The girl's little mouth pouted, "Originally, all the money I used to buy a notebook was put in......"

"You've bought a notebook......" Nie Canglong said with an embarrassed expression.

"Originally, I wanted to buy an apple, but then I bought a Founder, can it be the same??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.

"Peking University Founder, let's go to school at Peking University, buy Peking University Founder supporting ......," Nie Canglong said embarrassedly.

"This square is not a little ......bit different from Apple," Sister Bai looked at the man with a surprised face, "How can you let other girls give you money?" Are you still a gentleman?? ”

"Why aren't you gentlemen??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "That kid originally wanted to blackmail me, so I told him a word, he didn't dare to let a fart go at the time, and obediently closed his mouth, if I wasn't a gentleman, could he shut up??" ”

"Oh??" Sister Bai was curious at the time, "What did you say??" ”

"He said that if he dared to slander him, he would pick ...... taekwondo gyms in all the big cities in China," the girl said with a smile.

"This ......" Sister Bai couldn't help but be dumbfounded, "This is too ruthless, isn't it??" ”

"Is this still ruthless??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "According to the rules of the rivers and lakes, this kind of kicking the gym, no matter how serious the injury is, is to see a doctor by himself, he asked me to pay him for medical expenses, then it is not in line with the rules of the rivers and lakes, I ate instant noodles for nothing that semester??" ”

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