1489 Void
Huang Fu and Najia corpses were waiting in the house, Jiang Fan found the residence of Xu Zhangmen, Xu Zhangmen saw Weng Xueyan, he was a little furious in his heart, "Xue Yan, it's dark, you are tired, you should rest early!" Xu Zhangmen said.
"Ruoxu, I can't sleep, I want to talk to you." Jiang Fan learned from Weng Xueyan's voice.
"Oh, let's go inside!" Xu Zhangmendao.
Jiang Fan entered the house of the head of Xu, and the two sat down, "Ruoxu, we haven't drunk together for a long time, let's not get drunk tonight!" Jiang Fan learned from Weng Xueyan's voice.
"Snow goose, this can't be done, you can't get drunk! Beware of Jiang Fan's sneak attack at night! Xu Zhangmen said.
"If you are empty, then let's drink a little casually, I want you to drink with me, don't refuse me!" Jiang Fan learned from Weng Xueyan's voice and said coquettishly.
Master Xu saw that Weng Xueyan was coquettish, he nodded and said, "Okay, let's just drink a little." ”
Jiang Fan immediately poured a full glass of wine for Master Xu, Jiang Fan picked up the wine glass, and said with a smile: "If you are empty, come, let's toast!" ”
Master Xu picked up the wine glass, although this wine glass is not big, but this wine is a strong wine, Xu Ruoxu rarely drinks alcohol on weekdays, and the amount of wine is pitiful, "Snow Goose, don't toast, let me drink a little meaning." Master Xu frowned.
Jiang Fan immediately said coquettishly: "If you are empty, you are a big man, it is nothing to drink this!" We finally had some drinks together and were dry! I did it first! ”
Jiang Fan immediately picked up the wine glass and drank it all, "Ruoxu, I'm already toasting, it's your turn!" Jiang Fan learned from Weng Xueyan Jiao.
Master Xu was helpless, he picked up the wine glass and drank it all, "Well, this is like a man!" Jiang Fan immediately filled a glass of wine for Master Xu.
Master Xu hurriedly excused himself and said, "Snow Goose, I don't drink anymore, I really can't drink anymore?" ”
Jiang Fan took Xu's hand, leaned on Xu's shoulder, and said coquettishly: "Xuxu, you are really, people want you to drink!" Big deal, I'll give you a kiss reward! ”
As he spoke, he was about to kiss Xu Zhangmen's face, but Jiang Fan said disgustingly in his heart: "Eh, Xu Lao Zamao, you hurry up and get out of the way, I don't want to kiss your old face!" ”
Master Xu hurriedly dodged away, blushing and said, "Snow Goose, don't do this, I won't be able to hold it!" ”
"Giggles, void, you can't hold it! I don't like decent people! Come on, drink this wine! Jiang Fan learned Weng Xueyan's voice, and he unknowingly used soul dementorship.
Master Xu was defenseless, his brain immediately went blank, and he drank it all when he picked up the wine glass. Seeing that Master Xu drank another glass of wine, Jiang Fan was secretly happy, "Damn, do you put some colored insect bead powder in his wine?" Take the opportunity to break his childlike body and make it impossible for him to cultivate! Jiang Fan said secretly.
"Xuxu, you still say you can't drink! Let's have another toast! Jiang Fan immediately filled Master Xu with another glass of wine.
At this time, Master Xu had been confused by Jiang Fan's soul dementorship, and Jiang Fan took advantage of the fact that Master Xu was unprepared, scraped some color insect bead powder with his fingernails, and with a light flick, the color insect bead powder melted in the wine.
"Xuxu, this glass of wine congratulates you on your early cultivation! We can also be together sooner rather than later! Jiang Fan put his arms around Xu's neck and handed the wine glass to him.
Master Xu hurriedly nodded and said, "Okay, I'll drink it!" "Pick up the glass and drink it down.
Now Jiang Fan is relieved, and after drinking the powder of the color worm beads, even the gods can't bear the loneliness! But how to break the boy body of the head of Xu? Jiang Fan immediately looked around for the right person.
Now that Xu's head is dizzy, the strength of the wine and the color insect beads are starting to attack, and Xu Zhangmen feels hot all over his body, and his mouth is dry, "Snow Goose, my mouth is delicious, I want to drink water!" Xu Zhangmen said.
"Oh, the water is coming!" Jiang Fan picked up the wine jug and handed it to Master Xu, and said secretly: "Drink you to death!" ”
Master Xu picked up the wine jug and drank it, "Uh, this is not water, how can it be like wine!" Master Xu frowned.
"Oh, void, this is water, are you drinking too much! I can't even tell the difference between water and wine! Hurry up and drink! Jiang Fan learned from Weng Xueyan Jiao.
At this time, Xu Zhangmen was dizzy and unconscious, "Oh, it seems that I drank too much!" Hehe, Snow Goose, you are so beautiful! Master Xu looked at Jiang Fan in a daze, and his hands began to be dishonest.
"Uh, it's a seizure! No way! I actually did something to Lao Tzu! Disgusting! Jiang Fan hurriedly stretched out his index finger and pointed at the head of Xu's side, and the head of Xu immediately fell into Jiang Fan's arms.
"Damn, the old miscellaneous hair is quite heavy!" Jiang Fan immediately helped Xu Zhangmen into the bed in the bedroom, then began to search his body and found a bronze bottle.
"Oh, this is the Ruyi bottle!" Jiang Fan saw that there were three words "Ruyi Bottle" on the bottle body, and there was a spell at the bottom of the bottle.
"Hehe, this is a good thing, I confiscated it!" Jiang Fan immediately put away the Ruyi bottle.
"Snow goose, what are you touching on me, come and sleep with me, I want you so much!" Master Xu said in a daze.
"Damn, this old stray hair has a seizure! What should I do if I don't have a woman around? Jiang Fan frowned.
Jiang Fan wandered around the house and said to himself, "What should I do!" There are no women, not even a pig! ”
Suddenly, a legendary voice outside the door: "Master! ”
Jiang Fan hurriedly learned Weng Xueyan's voice and said, "Master Xu is asleep, what's the matter with you?" Jiang Fan immediately came out of the bedroom and saw a young disciple standing outside the courtyard gate, holding a sword-backed pig in his hand.
Jiang Fan's eyes lit up, "Damn, I was thinking about the sword-backed pig, so I sent it!" That's great! Jiang Fan said secretly.
"The disciple is a chef, and I'm here to cook a barbecue swordback pig for the head tonight." That's humane.
"Barbecue swordback pig? Did Master Xu ask you to come? Jiang Fan said in surprise.
"Yes, the head of the sect likes to eat barbecue swordback pigs, and he specially asked his disciples to come here for barbecue."
No way! It turned out that Master Xu prepared it himself, which is great! "Oh, that's right! The boss is drunk, you put the swordback pig here first, and when he wakes up, I will let someone notify you to come and barbecue the swordback pig. Jiang Fan learned from Weng Xueyan's voice.
"Alright then!" The man handed over the rope of the sword-backed pig to Jiang Fan and left.
"It's easy to have a swordback pig! Master Xu, don't blame me, this is a sword-backed pig prepared by yourself, then I can only use it on you! Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Jiang Fan led the sword-backed pig into the bedroom, used the illusion technique, turned the sword-backed pig into the appearance of Weng Xueyan, and put the sword-backed pig on the bed, close to the head of Xu.
So Jiang Fan squatted under the bed and learned Weng Xueyan's voice: "Xuxu, I'm here!" ”
Jiang Fan immediately unlocked the acupoint of Master Xu, and when Master Xu saw that Weng Xueyan was beside him, he couldn't hold back any longer, and turned over and pressed Weng Xueyan, "Oh, Snow Goose, I want you so much, oh, you have no clothes on!" Xu Zhangmen said excitedly.
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