Chapter 35: Surprise (1)
If women do not disappear from this world, then the war between men will not stop for a moment.
Now the story of two men fighting for a woman is being staged, one of the men is my Yu Xiaoxi, and the other is ...... The other TMD is not a man at all!
I never knew I could have the power to knock another man to the ground with a beautiful hook. In addition, I took advantage of the victory to chase him and rode him under him with an ancestral two-character sheep horse, and then used the long-lost martial arts mastery "Milk Dragon Claw Hand", and carried enough twelve skills to choke his neck mercilessly. It has been said that if a man fights with a woman watching the fight, his chances of victory increase by 50 percent. Now that Ye Xue is next to me, I think the reason why I am as brave as Guo Jing beating Yang Kang is probably related to her factor.
"Xiaoxi, what are you doing, don't hit him, don't hit him!" Ye Xue anxiously came up to persuade her, but I pushed her away, what are you doing, you have to defend your ex-boyfriend in front of your current boyfriend! Do you still take me seriously? Is it worth it for you to hurt an onion that moves you to tears for the sake of a clove of garlic that makes you miserable and nauseous? Tell you it's not worth it! Thinking of this, I am even more jealous, damn, if Lao Tzu doesn't kill him today, I'm embarrassed to greet Lord Yama in advance.
"Leaf, you go away! This is a matter between us men, and it must be resolved in a man's way! His grandmother's, this dog's miscellaneous crumbs dare to insult you, if I let him go, the ancestors of our Yu family will definitely not let me go! ”
Who knows that this kid is not a candle to save electricity, I underestimated him before. I saw him kick me straight under the crotch and hit my lower abdomen, I only felt a dark force attack, and I was kicked upside down by him in an instant. My day, this guy has been designated to practice in Shaolin Temple before, and he is still from North Shaolin, otherwise how can he have such a big leg strength! Fortunately, he didn't learn the kung fu of acupoints, and he didn't know that there were more important "acupoints" under the lower abdomen. But even if I don't hit the nail on the head, it's enough for me to bear it, and that guy has to bully people too much, kicking me out is not even going to learn the tricks of the Gusu Murong family, what is the way of the chicken and the cat, I was also ridden under him. However, this guy can't understand the mystery of the "Milk Dragon Claw Hand", so he can only perform a slightly inferior "face pumping" to K my face.
"Oh, brother, don't beat him, he's my boyfriend......" Ye Xue eagerly ran on both sides, even if this stinky girl still has a little conscience, she hasn't forgotten who is his current incumbent! What the? Brother? How do these two words sound so harsh! It's "love brother"! Oops, oops, I almost forgave you for your betrayal just now, but now it's ...... Boyfriend? Boyfriend? Damn, how can a boyfriend be as sweet as a loving brother!
"Ah Xue, shut up, this is a matter between our men, you women don't care! If I don't teach this bastard who doesn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky today, he won't understand that men are also graded! "Fuck, how dare you yell at my Cher! Although it is said that which old man does not beat his daughter-in-law, but she is my daughter-in-law, not yours, bullying my woman in front of me is not a slap in the face of Zhuge Liang Liu Bei? If I can endure even such a shame, then what kind of face will I have to live in the ancestral grave of our Yu family after I die? My late old man, my wife and my wife don't have to foam to mummify me?
I yelled,! As soon as I turned over like this, I switched places with him again. It can be seen that the skill of the dragon claw hand is still above the palm of the prajna.