There is nothing that a woman does not like to eat.

This is Li Nannan's point of view, and even sometimes he thinks very dirty because of this, the more he loves women who like to eat, the higher the requirements for men.

Applying this point of view, Li Nannan found that Helan Xiaoxin's greedy appearance was far better than Yue Zitong, it seems that this woman is over sixty years old, and she will also be the kind of woman who is a bride every night, which man marries her, there is a great possibility of dying young, an absolute man killer.

Helan Xiaoxin didn't know that Li Nannan, who was squinting at her with squinting eyes, had such a dirty idea, and he was still holding a phoenix claw and gnawing fiercely.

In fact, in public, the way the new sister eats is still very elegant, and now she is hungry and thirsty, just because there are no outsiders around.

One is a best friend who knows what kind of virtue she is, and the other is a man who tosses her in the middle of the night, they are all 'their own people' who know the roots, there is really no need to pay attention to the so-called demeanor, you can eat as much as you want.

Seeing her open her mouth and suck the thumb of her left hand, Li Nannan's Adam's apple rolled down, thinking that when he detoxified her that day, he didn't seem to have tried her tempting little mouth - just thinking about it, he suddenly felt that his left leg was twisted by pliers, which hurt a lot.

The corners of Li Nannan's mouth trembled, and when he looked down by picking up the rice bowl and drinking the soup, he saw a white little foot twisting the meat on the leg with his toes, twisting it back and forth, very hard, really like pliers.

After seeing a beautiful woman, you can only look at her legs first, and you can be regarded as a man who really knows how to appreciate beauty.

When Li Nannan first entered the living room, his eyes swept quickly from the legs of the two women, Helan Xiaoxin was wearing black silk, but Yue Zitong was bare, and the white flowers were particularly conspicuous, so now this little foot that twisted the flesh on his legs, apart from his black-bellied aunt, who else could it be?

Grass, buddy, didn't you just peek at Helan Xiaoxin's finger sucking action, thinking that if she blew it for me, how cool would I be?

The ancients said that crookedness is not guilty, why do you just meddle with a mouse?

Oh, this is to cut off my welfare, in that case, then don't let her live in the house, I'll just crook you.

After feeling that little foot was getting harder and harder, Li Nannan felt very unhappy, but on the surface, he pretended not to have any expression, but the mouth of the bowl slowly tilted, and the seaweed egg soup inside turned into a line and dripped down.

This guy is really black-hearted, the soup in his bowl is still very hot, and after dripping on that white and tender little foot, even if it doesn't bubble immediately, it will definitely be red.

My dear aunt, just wait and scream and jump up as if you have been stung by a scorpion.

Don't blame me, it's just that I accidentally spilled some soup - when Li Nannan smiled gloomily in his heart, the little foot quickly shrank back when the soup was about to fall on it, making his plot fail.

Damn, the little slut's reaction speed is still very fast.

When Li Nannan scolded in his heart, Yue Zitong spoke: "New sister, what do you say I hate the most?" ”

Helan Xiaoxin, who was feasting, was stunned when she heard this, and asked casually, "What is it?" ”

"Waste."

"What waste?"

Helan Xiaoxin started directly, picked up another phoenix claw, chewed in his mouth, and asked vaguely.

She was enjoying her meal, but she didn't notice what the man and woman around her were doing.

"It's a waste of food."

Yue Zitong picked up a piece of ginger root and said slowly: "Some people, just a few days after living a good life, forget that they were hungry and deliberately waste food when they eat. New sister, you have a smart brain, think of an idiom for me to describe this kind of guy who should be stabbed by a thousand knives and then struck by lightning. ”

"Simple."

Helan Xiaoxin opened his mouth to bite the chicken feet and said, "Pigs and dogs are not as good." ”

Pigs and dogs are not as good as this idiom, which is originally intended to describe a person's low personality and extremely bad conduct.

"Pigs and dogs are not as good?"

Yue Zitong was a little puzzled: "This idiom doesn't seem to have anything to do with wasting food, right?" ”

"Why doesn't it matter? Listen to the new sister tell you. ”

Helan Xiaoxin explained: "You have to understand it this way. When pigs and dogs eat, they don't care if the food is hard-won, they eat gluttonously and spill food all over the place. But after eating the trough, it will lick the spilled on the ground with its tongue and continue to eat. But people don't, they just let the food go to waste. It's not like pigs and dogs, so what? ”

"Wonderful, wonderful."

Yue Zitong suddenly realized, looked at Li Nannan and said: "The new solution that the new sister gave to the pig and the dog is not as good, it is simply wonderful, and it is three points." ”

"That's, who am I, new sister? My mouth can tell the dead to live—huh? ”

When the new sister was proudly displayed, her body suddenly froze, and her eyes widened.

"What's wrong?"

After discovering that she was very wrong, Yue Zitong paused to hold the chopsticks for the lotus root slices.

"No, nothing, it's just that my throat is stuck by a chicken bone. Ahem, ahem! ”

In order to prove that he was indeed stuck in his throat by chicken bones, Helan Xiaoxin raised his hand to cover his mouth, bent over and lowered his head and coughed violently.

"It doesn't matter, right? Did you spit it out? ”

Yue Zitong raised his hand with concern and patted her gently on the back.

"No, it's okay, cough!"

Helan Xiaoxin raised his hand and waved it, continuing to cough.

The chicken bones stuck in his throat, it would be dead, Yue Zitong didn't dare to slack off, and quickly stood up and walked to the kitchen, saying that he was going to get vinegar.

Folk always say that when a child accidentally gets stuck in his throat when he eats fish, he should drink vinegar quickly, and it can melt away, Yue Zitong doesn't know where he heard it, and thinks that vinegar can also deal with chicken bones.

"Boy, what is this?"

As soon as Yue Zitong walked into the kitchen, Helan Xiaoxin, who was full of shame, raised his head, glared at Li Nannan viciously, and asked in a low voice.

"What's that, misunderstanding, it's just a misunderstanding. Can you let go of your legs first so that she can see that it's not good. ”

Li Nannan explained in great embarrassment, raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, not daring to look at others.

After not using hot soup to burn Yue Zitong's little feet into pig's trotters, Li Nannan was very unwilling, secretly took off his socks, followed her example, and quietly stretched out from under the table, no matter where it was, he directly grabbed a piece of meat and twisted it violently-

It is said that the strength on Li Nannan's toes is many times stronger than Yue Zitong, and it is not inferior to a vice, and it is estimated that it can directly twist Aunt Yue's tender flesh into a blue purple, which is still merciful.

He was sure that in front of Helan Xiaoxin, even if Yue Zitong was screwed to death, he didn't dare to show it on the spot - guarding his girlfriend and flirting with his fiancé, he really couldn't afford to lose that person, right?

As soon as his toes were forced, Li Nannan was observing Yue Zitong who was sitting with Helan Xiaoxin out of the corner of his eye, what kind of cute reaction would he have, but he saw that the new sister's body suddenly stiffened.

Grass, twisted the wrong person.

Li Nannan immediately knew that he had twisted the wrong object, and just as he was about to retract his feet, he was caught by two legs.

If he retracts hard, it will inevitably cause Helan Xiaoxin's body to lean back, and it will be discovered by Yue Zitong, which will not be good.

"Loosen your legs? Boy, you're saying it very simply. ”

Helan Xiaoxin sneered silently and whispered, "You have plucked off several hairs under your new sister, but you want me to let you go easily?" ”

Damn, how do you talk about that?

The rudeness in Helan Xiaoxin's words made Li Nannan a little speechless, and he smiled wryly: "Then, you can't just hold me like this, right?" If she found out, she would be mistaken for we-"

"What do you think we're doing?"

Helan Xiaoxin asked: "Let's cheat in front of your aunt and fiancée?" ”

Li Nannan didn't speak, which can be regarded as a tacit acquiescence.

Although he and Helan Xiaoxin have had that kind of relationship a long time ago, and Yue Zitong also knows it, but it is from the moral height of 'curing diseases and saving people', no matter who knows, they have to give a thumbs up, give Mr. Li thirty-two likes, and say a good man.

But if you let Yue Zitong know now that his stinky feet are reaching into the Taoyuan mouth in the triangle under Helan Xiaoxin's skirt - it will be an insult to her.

Li Nannan can humiliate Yue Zitong as much as he wants when she makes a mistake in other ways, but never in this way.

"New sister, come and have a sip of vinegar."

Helan Xiaoxin was about to use this to threaten Li Nannan to agree to a certain condition, when Yue Zitong ran out of the kitchen with a vinegar bottle.

"Ahem, ahem, no need. Now, it's much better. ”

Helan Xiaoxin was also worried that he would be discovered by Yue Zitong, so he let go of his legs, coughed a few times in succession, and shook his hand again and again to say no.

Yue Zitong was still not at ease: "Really don't use it?" ”

"Not really."

Helan Xiaoxin shook his head.

"That's good. Now I announce that chicken feet will be included in our family's recipe blacklist in the future. Li Nannan, remember? ”

"Remembered."

Li Nannan, who loves to eat chicken feet with sauce the most, replied sullenly and looked down at his right foot.

Helan Xiaoxin didn't lie - there were indeed a few curly hairs in the middle of the big toe of his right foot.

Thinking that he was eating, but he got a few of these things, Mr. Li's appetite immediately decreased by half.

"Little nephew, take the vinegar back to the kitchen."

Yue Zitong began to put her sister-in-law on the shelf again, slammed the vinegar bottle, and squatted in front of Li Nannan.

I felt that my right foot was a little sassy - Li Nannan was about to go to get water to rinse it, but when he heard this, he was naturally willing to serve, picked up the vinegar bottle and walked into the kitchen.

"Helan Xiaoxin's place must be swollen, right? It's all your fault. Damn, you won't get athlete's foot, right? ”

Li Nannan slapped the thumb of his right foot and rubbed it vigorously a few times before he felt that the smell was gone.

Helan Xiaoxin's calm kung fu is definitely worthy of admiration, when Li Nannan walked out of the kitchen, she exchanged heads with Yue Zitong with a smile, staring at him with obvious narrow-mindedness.

Li Nannan was not worried that she would tell Yue Zitong what happened just now, so he naturally ignored her, picked up his rice bowl and took a big sip - the whole person froze all of a sudden, his cheeks bulged out, he wanted to squirt, and he was trying his best to endure it.

"New sister, you can explain the new solution that pigs and dogs are not as good as pigs, I sound ingenious."

"Okay, this pig and dog are not as good as ah, it's like a pig and a dog when eating-"

When Helan Xiaoxin explained again vividly, Li Nannan swallowed the rice in his mouth with difficulty.

He would rather be killed, and he can't be a guy who is inferior to a pig or a dog.

No wonder Yue Zitong went to get a vinegar just now, and he took it for so long.

No wonder she came out with her left hand in a fist, it turned out that she had a handful of salt in her hand.

What kind of taste would it be to sprinkle a handful of salt in half a bowl of seaweed soup, Li Nannan really didn't bother to tell others, picked up the rice bowl and stood up silently, and walked to the kitchen.

As soon as I walked in, I heard the coquettish laughter of two women in the restaurant, as if they had just been by a platoon of men.

"Well, tonight's dinner tastes really good. Li Nannan, you have been heartily praised by the two beauties, don't be proud, make persistent efforts. ”

Yue Zitong played an official tone, and when he pushed the rice bowl, Li Nannan took out the coin.