Yin and yang push-ups

In fact, these children have just dropped out of high school and come home. That is, there was no hope of going to university, so I just gave up the college entrance examination and went home.

Although the country is a nine-year compulsory education, as long as you are willing to go to school, there will be schools in the current society, but it is possible that the school is a little worse or the last self-examination, but there must be a chance to become a talent.

But the countryside is different, rural people think that going to school is to have an iron rice bowl, if you can't go to a good school, it is better to go out early to work, earn some money, and start a family early. In fact, they don't realize that there is no iron rice bowl in this society.

Knowledge is power, and knowledge is money. This phrase has been said for many years, but a few people recognize it. In rural areas, I only know that now I need a high Chinese certificate for part-time work, so many children go home after graduating from high school. These children are waiting at home to get their graduation certificates and go out to work.

Among them, the brains of dogs are the best to use. These boys, who were sworn brothers in junior high school, have always skipped class together, drank together, and done bad things together, and when they did bad things together, Goudan was the second and their military advisor.

This kid doesn't know how to be deceived by a friend into a pyramid scheme. After arriving, this kid felt pretty good, he had food and fun, but he ate a little bit.

These people don't raise idlers either, their purpose is to let the dog's family pay money, or the dog helps them cheat the money of the dog's friends.

Dogan was originally a person who relied on his mouth to eat, and he was stunned by these pyramid schemes, saying how many friends he had. The family has a lot of money, and the pyramid scheme will not let him go.

They are pyramid schemes, male and female. Although I live under the same roof, I don't usually have much communication. Dog Egg is eyeing these soft rice that can be seen but not eaten every day.

Finally, there is an opportunity, these MLM people, after taking classes, in order to enrich their lives, engaged in some small games. When everyone else is doing it with relish. The dog sat still.

Their branch is managed by the strong man, in order to win over the newcomer Goudan, and better complete the tasks assigned above. The strong man asked the dog: "Why don't you play games together, are there any other requirements?" Why, your friend didn't come either? ”

Dogan looked at him and said, "I'm not going to let my friends come." It's not interesting at all. ”

The strong man was anxious when he heard this. Ask: "What do you find interesting and what games do you like to play?" ”

Goudan looked at the girls playing with him and said, "I like to exercise, and my favorite is the yin and yang push-ups." ”

Actually, this yin and yang push-up, this is the first time I have heard of it. But as soon as they talked about it, I understood. That is, let a woman lie flat on the ground. The man does push-ups on top of him. If he didn't do it once, he could take advantage of it.

The strong man wants to win over this cash cow. Agreed to the dog's request. Moreover, he also let the dog choose a girl by himself.

Seeing that his request was met, Goudan began to make higher demands, and said to the strong man: "I demand, I must have my own freedom, I can take my girlfriend out shopping." ”

Dogdan's so-called girlfriend is the girl who cooperates with him to do push-ups. Therefore, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass. The dog's brain is so easy to use, but it is still defeated by a woman. He was allowed to go out for a walk, and the dog really didn't expect that this was a pyramid scheme, but he knew that these people didn't go to work either, they mixed up every day, and they forced him to ask for money from his family, so he was definitely not a good person.

So, Dogan has been planning to escape, and now, finally his chance has come. But an escape with a perfect design, because with the girl, was brought back again.

Although this escape annoyed the strong man, he hadn't cheated the dog's money yet, so it was not suitable to be rough with the dog. So, he played a scene in front of the dog, found a relatively strong one, and said that he had escaped and caught it.

Then, the strong man put on a taekwondo costume, tied a black belt, and said, "I'm actually a taekwondo black belt." Then, with a big swing of the leg, knocked the guy back unconscious. Then he woke up with cold water and kicked again.

The dog knew that he was killing a chicken to show the monkey, but seeing that his leg was so bad, he was also a little scared in his heart. There was no way, Goudan had to call his friend.

However, Godan is still a "military" in the end, and he keeps his tail on texting and calling friends. His text message said: Come to me, I don't have to do anything here, I can eat and drink, and I can make you rich.

Isn't this a lie, it's that everyone knows that there is no such thing as a free lunch. So, Goudan's friend, after a few calls, knew that Goudan had entered the pyramid scheme. After all, at this time, MLM was already popular to the point that everyone knew about it.

So, they came first with a friend, and came to find the dog with a mouth. Actually, this is one of their spies.

When this friend came, they found a place. However, when people outside saw a party, they were too scared to think about saving people anymore. There are more than 1,000 people at each party, and no matter how big the scene is, a few people go in, and they may not even be able to turn over a flower.

However, they knew the place and began to deploy, and it was like a legend.

The four of them, every day downstairs in the dog's room, disguised as idlers, or watched others play chess, or stood on the platform waiting for the train, or stood at the intersection and waited for someone.

The hard work paid off, and finally made them wait for the dog to come out and have a chance to hang out. The strong man was also a good learner, and when he asked the dog to go downstairs, two people followed, and besides, he also left his friend upstairs.

These friends are all students who have just gotten out of school, and they don't have any money, and they don't have much intersection with society. Therefore, they did not have any murder weapons in their hands, some people took a wooden stick, some people took a screwdriver, and the most powerful thing was that one guy wore a hand buckle.

Their slogan is: Criminal police handle cases.

In fact, they were also afraid in their hearts, but as a result, when the dog came to the intersection, a person rushed up and said: "The criminal police handle the case." "Not a single one moved.

They didn't expect that the magic of this sentence was so great. In fact, that is, the illiterate people of these pyramid schemes, ordinary people must know that they are not police when they see these children who are spiny dragons and tigers.

However, these pyramid schemes, firstly, have no culture, and they are all rural children who have been deceived; Second, these people are at fault with themselves, and their hearts are empty first, so they are already scared when they hear the criminal police.

A few people rescued the dog, and when they asked about the situation, there were two or three people upstairs, and their friends were still upstairs. In addition, the momentum was booming, so he rushed directly upstairs.

Upstairs, I could have pulled someone and left. However, the dog had resentment in his heart, and kicked the strong man who was squatting on the ground in fright when he saw the "criminal police handling the case", and scolded in his mouth: "You TM black belt, right, I beat it up today." ”

Good guy to learn on TV. I took a plastic bag and put it there: "Come, take out everything on your body and put it inside." ”

The guy with the buckle looked at such a strong momentum, but he didn't have a chance to play, so he waved the buckle at the strong man: "You black belt, right, you have the ability to fight with me." As he spoke, the clasp left a big mark on the strong man's body.

The strong man endured it at first, but then he couldn't help it. The hand buckle is a three-pit pit with that, and with the sliding of the hand, there is basically no blood all at once. The strong man stood up and shouted, "I'll fight with you." ”

When he came, a few people were scared, so the scene we saw happened.

Fortunately, Goudan is smarter, although several people are in favor of dividing the contents of the bag, Goudan insists on talking about it in a few days. We checked, and Goudan said: "We were afraid that they would call someone, so we took their money and phone numbers, and were about to hand them over to the police station, but before they could do so, the police station came first." ”

I don't know if he thought of saying this himself, or if he was taught by the police in their jurisdiction, but we really can't bear to deal with these children too harshly, after all, they are also victims.

Later, we asked them to return the things to the strong man, and we went to the office to clear the strong man's gang out of the jurisdiction. When I watched the dog go, there was still a trace of reluctance in my heart.

I looked at him in the eyes, and he kept looking fixedly at an older girl in MLM. The girl was tall, with short hair and fair skin.

However, the girl didn't look at the dog from beginning to end, and I suddenly remembered a sentence: bitch is ruthless, and drama is unrighteous. In fact, although these people are normal natural persons, those who have been brainwashed by them may be more ruthless than bitches and more unrighteous than dramas.

I suddenly felt pathetic, I don't know, who I was grieving for. Perhaps it is for the sake of these wonderful young people, the future successors of our country. Maybe it's for the sake of the dog, so persistent in paying for a woman who is not as good as a bitch. Or, sad for myself, sad for me, I don't know if I should classify myself as first-class as a dog or a first-class woman who is not as good as a bitch.

I suddenly remembered that I had to arrange for the captain of the fire brigade to have dinner in the evening. I'm in a lot of pain right now, and I usually have to speak with a hoarse voice, with a man's hoarse voice.

In the wine field, I am afraid of encountering greasy food, or seeing a more disgusting way of eating, and then have a pregnancy reaction.

I was just about to call Director Wu, the phone rang, I saw that it was Xie Yuting, Xie Yuting was very angry and said: "I should take the college entrance examination, you don't care about me, isn't it, you don't have me in your heart at all." ”

I looked at the time, May 4th. I suddenly remembered that the current college entrance examination was advanced by two months, from July 7, 8, and 9 to May 7, 8, and 9, and it was really time for the college entrance examination. (To be continued......)