Chapter 100: The Cave
The roof leak happened to rain overnight, and the boat encountered a head wind. Which dog day did this sentence say, why is it so accurate!
This rain is just as soon as it is said, and it really doesn't even say hello. You think we'll be happy to greet you with a few stinky fart thunders in advance, why are you so naïve! You...... Hey, who am I talking to?
"Brother Xiaoxi, what should I do, it's going to rain!" Hua Yao ran out of ideas in a panic, alas, a little girl is a little girl, and a few thunderbolts stunned her.
"It's not that it's going to rain, it's already raining! Ah, what a wonderful rain, let us embrace you affectionately! "I raised my hand and waited for a few drops of rain in my hand, and I really wanted to continue the poetry. After all, in such a drizzly environment, what a romantic and poetic thing it is to be able to get in the rain with a beautiful little girl!
"Oh, Brother Xiaoxi, you're not serious, you're going to get caught in the rain later, and you're still injured, I'm worried about ......"
"Okay, Brother Creek is teasing you. Let's go to that cave over there and take refuge! "I pointed to the cave where I had been, it was quite spacious, and it should be fine for two people. And my package also fell inside, even if it doesn't rain I'm going to go back to find it. It's all the food that Hua Yao worked so hard to make for me, and I was reluctant to throw it away. What's more, the sky is already dark now, and with the heavy rain blocking the road, I am afraid it is impossible to go back. It doesn't matter if I'm a big man, it's a big deal to get drenched in the rain and take a free shower. But there is a delicate little girl beside me, whose delicate body cannot withstand the invasion of rain.
While speaking, Hua Yao helped me step by step into the cave, fortunately, this god gave me face, and it didn't rain too much before we entered the cave, otherwise we would be miserable now. I'm afraid I'm going to stage a **** joke again, I'm very happy, I just don't know what the girl thinks in her heart! But not long after we found a place to sit down, the drifting rain began to fall like crazy. The momentum is no different from the Tianhe burst, and it seems that Nuwa Niangniang is busy making up for the sky again.
"Brother Xiaoxi, how can there be a fire here, has anyone lived in this valley?" Hua Yao leaned against me and sat down, I am now a first-class wounded, and she has to take care of me every step of the way.
"Yes, there is indeed someone who has lived here, and that person is me!" It's not like that, brother, I was almost torn apart by those wolves here. The thought of wolves made my heart jump immediately, it was dark, and I wondered if they would lurk here again! Probably not, it's raining so hard, don't the wolves know how to find a place to hide from the rain!
"You? How could it be, didn't you live in a big city before, and why did you suddenly come to live in this cave again? "This immature little girl, when do you think you won't be so stupid as you are now? But if you really get really smart, I don't necessarily like you as much as I do now!
"Of course, I spent the night in this cave yesterday...... Oh, I was in this cave yesterday to take that mountain ghost girl! Suddenly, I felt that I almost missed my mouth, so I quickly changed my words. Yes, I'm going to come to this valley to slay demons and eliminate demons, and now if I really want to tell her that there are no mountain ghosts here, wouldn't it be a waste of all my efforts?
"Mountain ghost girl? Ah, Brother Xiaoxi, I'm afraid! As soon as Hua Yao heard me talk about the mountain ghost Niangniang, she was immediately frightened and drilled into my arms, I quickly hugged her gently, patted her on the back and comforted her.
"Don't be afraid Yao'er, didn't I say it, that mountain ghost Niangniang has been eliminated by me! It was in this cave that I fought her all night, and in the end she was kicked by me and was gone! Do you know why my leg was broken, it was because I was injured by her demonic energy, and I was also shocked by her internal force while kicking her to death. "I don't know if she can understand the Tao in these martial arts when I tell her, in fact, it doesn't matter if she can understand it, the key is to let her understand that the mountain ghost Niangniang has disappeared, so that she won't be afraid anymore.
"Oh, I see, Brother Xiaoxi, you're amazing!" Hua Yao raised her head from my arms at this time, and felt ashamed after discovering her gaffe. struggled to get out of my body, but how could I let her get her wish, no matter how hard she tried, she could never escape my restraints, and finally had to obediently surrender to my arms again. Small, if my Yu Xiaoxi lets you escape so easily, then how will I mix in the art circle in the future!
The rain outside was getting heavier and darker, and soon the night was falling in its entirety. But before that, we had already lit a fire in the cave, and luckily I got a lot of dry wood in the cave yesterday, so now I am not afraid of lifelessness. And I quickly found my package nearby, opened it to see that the food inside was still intact. It seems that those wolves are really not vegetarians, otherwise this pack of people may not be able to keep what they eat. Hua Yao and I sat by the fire and had a hearty meal, oops, I hadn't eaten for a day, and now I was burping. Hua Yao laughed at me again for eating like the cow they raised, and opened the lid of the kettle to feed me water in my mouth. And I took the opportunity to grab her wrist and hold her whole delicate body in my arms. Isn't it time to think of something else after this wine and food are full?,Isn't there a famous saying that says?"It's called: full of warmth and lust...... That's what's going on, right?
"Yao'er, how did you think of coming to the mountains to find me?" I leaned comfortably against the smooth mountain wall, stretched out my broken leg, and let Hua Yao snuggle up in my other half's arms. I wrapped my arms around her slender waist with one hand, and continued to caress her facial skin with the other.
"It was Sister Tiantian, she told me, she said that you will come back from the mountain at dawn. But I waited for you all night last night, and this morning until noon, and you still haven't returned. I was worried about dying, so I went to ask Sister Tiantian, but she was also very anxious and said that she didn't know why. The two of us discussed coming to you, but my aunt and my aunt and the people in the village wouldn't let us go. They said that you might have been eaten by the mountain ghost and that you couldn't come back, so they wouldn't let us go to your death. My father also locked me and Sister Tiantian in the house, saying that he would let us out after they prayed to the mountain ghost mother to make amends. Sister Tiantian and I didn't let us out no matter how much we called me Daddy, and then ...... Later, I stepped on Sister Tiantian's shoulder and escaped through the back window. I couldn't find you for a long time in the woods, and I almost got lost, until I finally found this place after seeing the marks you left behind. Brother Xiaoxi, I'm almost scared to death, I thought you were really eaten by the mountain ghost Niangniang! After Hua Yao finished telling me this, she reflexively hugged me tightly, and arched her head hard into my neck socket. I could clearly feel her trembling as I hugged her soft and warm body, and I knew how much pressure my "never returned" had caused to this innocent little girl.
"Good Yao'er, my good Yao'er! It's okay, Brother Xiaoxi has nothing to do at all! The corners of my eyes were moist, and I couldn't put into words the emotion in my heart. So I bowed my head and kissed her hair and earlobes gently, and I wanted to comfort her with this gentle gesture language, which was more useful than any words.
"Brother Xiaoxi, why did you fall to the other side of the mountain, I shouted at you on this side of the mountain for a long time and you ignored me!"
"This ...... It's not all because of the abominable wolves...... By the way, Yao'er, aren't you afraid to run to the mountains to find me alone? You're not afraid that the mountain ghost will eat you too! In order to avoid telling her more about the thrilling fight I had with the hungry wolves last night, I quickly changed the subject, pinched her small, round chin and smiled at her.
"I ...... Of course I was scared at first, I thought that the mountain ghost girl must be very scary, and what I was most afraid of was the ghost! But as soon as I thought of Brother Xiaoxi, you haven't come back yet, my heart ...... Only...... By the way, Brother Xiaoxi, haven't you seen the mountain ghost Niangniang, what does she look like, is it scary? "I didn't expect this chick to ask this question all of a sudden, but I didn't panic at all, because making up nonsense is as simple as farting to me, just take off my pants and push hard. Take off your pants and fart? Am I doing this too much? It seems that talking nonsense is much easier than farting!
"Tsk, speaking of that mountain ghost girl, don't mention how scary! She is a wolf-headed human body, with four arms and one leg, eight eyes and half ears, this screams like the wolf in the forest, woo! So saying, I imitated the howls of the wolves, and frightened the timid girl so much that tears fell from her eyes, and her head pounded into my bosom.
"Brother Xiaoxi, don't say it, don't say it again! I'm afraid, I'm afraid to die! Hua Yao cried and beat my chest with two small hands, if it weren't for the pain of that hateful leg, I would have pressed her under my body now.
"Okay, okay, Brother Creek won't scare you anymore! By the way, Yao'er, whose shotgun is yours, will you shoot? Suddenly remembered the shotgun she was carrying, and became interested.
"This is my father's shotgun, and every family in our village has such a shotgun! When I was a child, my dad taught me how to shoot, but I couldn't shoot and let the hares run away every time. Then I didn't like it anymore because it was so scary that I didn't dare to fight anymore. ”
"Then why did you get it again today?"
"I ...... I thought that if I met the mountain ghost girl, I would shoot her, I was afraid that when I heard the gunshot, the mountain ghost girl must be afraid too, so I stole Daddy's shotgun! "Stolen again, our patriarch has lost a lot of things now. First, Britney stole a bottle of wine from him for me, and now it was Hua Yao who stole the shotgun from her dad for me. Alas, it seems that I am destined to owe a debt to many girls in this life!
I hugged Hua Yao and chatted for a while, the fire was burning, and it was very comfortable to roast on us.
"Brother Xiaoxi, I'm sleepy, I want to sleep!" Hua Yao arched her little head in front of my chest and rubbed it. Then I remembered that she hadn't closed her eyes for a day and a night, and she hadn't slept all night last night for me! Thinking of this, my heart felt a pang of pity, and my arms around her unconsciously tightened again.
"Good girl, sleep obediently! With Brother Xiaoxi here, you can sleep with confidence! I ripped off my coat and wrapped her in her, and she snuggled up to my chest and closed her eyes in reassurance.
Now let me keep vigil for her, anyway, I've slept all day during the day, and now I don't feel sleepy at all. And I don't know when that wolf pack will suddenly appear, I can't sleep even if I want to! But now I'm not afraid of them, and with this shotgun in hand, I'm afraid they won't come! If they dare to come, I will just take revenge for last night's revenge, and let them have no return!
Little wolf cubs, come if you have the ability, Lao Tzu is waiting for you here!
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