Chapter 336: What Do You See?
"What's the use of being big, having a big chest and no brains!" Lu Xin pretended to look at Cheng Baobao's little head with disdain.
"Just because I have big breasts doesn't mean I'm brainless!" Cheng Baobao snorted: "I often get full marks in English, I often get full marks in my composition, and I often get close to full marks in mathematics and biology!" ”
"That's strange, your grades are so good, it's no problem to take the entrance examination, why do you ask Shao Xingyu?" Lu Xin looked at Cheng Baobao in his arms in surprise, he thought she was a stupid girl with a beautiful face and a confused brain, but he didn't expect her grades to be so good, even better than she was back then.
"I am very good in other subjects, but physics and chemistry are seriously bad, so my total score does not meet the admission line, so I begged Shao Xingyu, I thought he was my stepfather's friend, and it was a gesture to help him, who knew that he was such a well-dressed beast!" Cheng Baobao was lying in Lu Xin's arms, his little face was a little red, and he didn't know if he was hot or ashamed.
"Your scores in other subjects are so high, and the total score can't reach the admission line, which means that your physics and chemistry grades are very bad," Lu Xin sighed: "Your physics and chemistry scores are so bad, what science and engineering do you still study, what kind of science and technology do you still take the exam, why don't you study liberal arts, don't go to Jiangzhou University, Jiangzhou University's literature and history major is very powerful!" ”
"When I was a freshman in high school, my mother set it for me, and it was clear that my liberal arts grades in the college entrance examination were very good and my science grades were very poor, but she still set me in science, saying that it would be easy to find a job after graduating from science and engineering." Cheng Baobao sighed: "After more than two years of study, I found that I am really not the material for studying science and engineering. I can't learn physics and chemistry, I have a hard time studying, but my grades are so bad! ”
"Talent is talent in the right position, and putting it in the wrong position is garbage," Lu Xin sighed: "Qian Zhongshu applied for Tsinghua University, and only scored fifteen points in mathematics, but his scores in Chinese and English were particularly excellent, and he also got a full score in English. Since then, there has been an academic master in the literary world. When Wu Han applied for Peking University. Chinese and English each got a full score of 100 points, but he scored zero in mathematics, and Peking University refused to admit him, and he was unwilling. He was transferred to Tsinghua University. As a result, I scored another 100 points in Bahasa Malaysia and English. Mathematics was still zero, but Tsinghua University admitted him exceptionally, and Wu Han became a famous historian and expert in Ming history. ”
"Inspirational words like that really motivate me. But I can't care about it now, Jiangzhou is two good schools, Jiangzhou University and Jiangnan University of Science and Technology. Cheng Baobao sighed faintly: "Am I going to pass by the University of Science and Technology?" ”
"It's still a few days before the official admission!" Lu Xin smiled: "There will definitely be a way for you to go to the University of Science and Technology!" ”
"Don't say that my grades can pass the admission line of HKUST, even if my grades can pass the admission line of HKUST, Shao Xingyu is very familiar with the people in the admissions office, and he will definitely play tricks not to admit me," Cheng Baobao lamented.
"Don't worry, I'll take you to see someone later, as long as that person speaks, Shao Xingyu will never dare to touch you."
"Really?" Cheng Baobao's originally gloomy beautiful eyes flashed with joy: "Then you can take me to see that person quickly!" ”
"You're not sleepy?" Lu Xin said with a smile.
"It's a matter of the future, can I still sleep?" Cheng Baobao let go of Lu Xin's tiger waist, got up from Lu Xin's arms, quickly got dressed, and rushed into the bathroom to wash.
Lu Xin looked at the time, it was almost seven o'clock, let's get up.
He also got up and got dressed and rushed into the bathroom, only to find Cheng Baobao sitting on the toilet with a red face.
Cheng Baobao was washing his face just now, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, knowing that this was a precursor to his detoxification, she closed the door with her hand, and took off her pants and sat on the toilet without locking.
Cheng Baobao was concentrating on detoxification, when he suddenly saw Lu Xin rushing in, seeing his eyes looking directly below him, his face was even more flushed, and he screamed: "Go out!" ”
Lu Xin hurriedly closed the door, and then said carefully through the door: "I'm sorry, you didn't close the door, I don't know which one you are in!" ”
"What did you just see?" Cheng Baobao shouted.
"Powder...... dung," Lu Xin wanted to say powder fungus, but as soon as he said the word powder, he knew that it was inappropriate, so he quickly changed his words: "I see you pulling dung!" ”
"Do you want to say powder fungus!" Cheng Baobao shouted coldly.
"Uh, what do you mean by powdered fungus?" Lu Xin didn't expect Cheng Baobao to be so fierce that he could say this word directly, and cold sweat broke out on his head, so he had to pretend to be stupid.
"Don't pretend to be pure, silk man," Cheng Baobao snorted disdainfully: "I don't believe you don't understand what that means!" Did you say you saw me where? ”
"Where are you talking about?" Lu Xin sneered.
"It's what attracts men the most for women," although Cheng Baobao's personality was stimulated by Lu Xin, she was still embarrassed to say the name of that place directly, and she couldn't think of the scientific name of that place for a while.
"You mean your face," Lu Xin deliberately pretended to be stupid and said: "Of course I saw it, your face is flushed, I guess you are a little constipated!" Wait until you buy some bananas to eat and drink more water, and you'll be better! ”
"I'm talking about another place!" Cheng Baobao was about to be mad by Lu Xin's pretending to be stupid.
"You mean boobs?" Lu Xin deliberately used a regretful voice: "You haven't taken off the cover, what 34C do you say, I can only imagine!" ”
Cheng Baobao shouted: "I'm talking about the following!" She finally figured it out, and here's what the best place to call is called.
"Below?" Lu Xin continued to pretend to be stupid and said, "Where are you down?" Thigh? Calf? Foot? You're wearing pants, I can't see it. ”
"Don't play dumb with me!" Cheng Baobao shouted: "It's the place you men want to go into!" ”
"Oh," Lu Xin smiled: "Didn't I understand if you said that earlier?" Hey, it's dark in the bathroom, and you don't turn on the lights, I only see you squatting there, trying to see clearly, but you can't see anything clearly, hey, I've watched a lot of action movies on the love of the country, and I finally saw a real one, but I can't see it clearly, it's a pity! ”
"You really didn't see clearly?" Cheng Baobao always felt that Lu Xin's words were so unreliable.
"It's true," Lu Xin grinned, "Do you want me to see it clearly?" ”
"Get out!" Cheng Baobao did not show weakness at all: "If you don't want to be my boyfriend, you will never be qualified to watch!" ”
In fact, Lu Xin saw it very clearly just now, and it was really a pure girl who had not had any contact with a man, and it was really a powder, much more pink than any fungus he saw on the computer, and even more pink than the few perfect bodies Wu Meixia, Jiang Jiangyao, and Zhou Pingping that he had been in contact with before. (To be continued......)