Chapter 253: Pork Fraud
Chen Guan took the summer to see the No. 1 commander, to be honest, today's incident is really fucking painful, but from a military point of view, it is not without a little benefit, that is, to make Huaxia more mysterious, with this strong mystery, so that those who have ill intentions towards Huaxia should also weigh it carefully.
If this matter is handled well, it will not only bring high political prestige to Huaxia, but also a deterrent to potential local shili, but if one is not handled well, Huaxia will be pushed to the other extreme, Chen Guan can only think of these, from a big strategic point of view, he will not be able to imagine it for a while, this depends on the wrist of the number one chief.
In fact, at this time, the No. 1 commander received a lot of calls again, because Huaxia shot down the ice ball, judging from the photos taken by the satellite, it seems that the ice ball in the sky is the one that is broken, after being broken, it becomes countless broken ice, and with the increase of heat absorption, it slowly turns into water droplets.
How can it not surprise the leaders of these countries! What is Huaxia going to do? What to do next, all kinds of interpretations have been introduced. I want to find out what Huaxia is going to do next. And let that Hichimaru pass like pins and needles, restless, Huaxia's technology has reached such a high level, but they weishenme shot it down again! Could it be that they want to cover up some kind of fact?
The current head of the Himaru country, Atsuzo Ampe, sat on the sofa with an anxious look on his face, and kept asking the Minister of Defense Minister Kawashima Anoji, and the content of the conversation was the big ice hockey ball over Huaxia.
At this time, Summer walked into Chief One's office, and Summer glanced up at Chief One. Seeing the gloomy appearance of the No. 1 chief, Summer couldn't help but mutter: "What does it look like!" It's as if Lao Tzu soaked your granddaughter, why is it still a bitter melon look, just like you, what kind of good granddaughter can you have. Get! Our body is a little disadvantaged, and the generation is small! ”
Summer walked up to the No. 1 chief with a smile and said, "Chief! What are you looking for? I'm very busy right now, I've just started school, and I don't know what's going on. Besides, there are two friends at the roast duck restaurant! I'm worried. If only it was okay! I'm leaving! ”
Speaking of summer, it indicates that you are leaving, and it depends on how long you can hold back, you are looking for me, and I am not stammering to find you. I'm busy. That's what Summer thinks. But as soon as his feet stepped out of the office, he heard a stern voice, "You give me zhanzhu." Okay, you're getting bolder in summer! You have opened a hole in heaven. Now let's wipe your ass with these old guys! Do you know how many national leaders called me because of you? ”
No. 1 trembled angrily, and looking at the appearance of the summer child, he was even more angry, but he was angry, and the next thing had to be dealt with, just like Chen Guanxiang, how to deal with it, how to treat me this degree, and the guy in front of him was the person concerned. Just think about it, so many satellites are now in waste.
If it becomes space junk, the garbage will be garbage, and it will also affect the next space mission, and there will be too much space junk around the earth. The No. 1 chief was nagging for a while, and the summer was still smiling with a hippie face, which made the No. 1 chief feel that he was like a horse monkey just now, and the summer was a spectator.
No. 1 Changteng stood up suddenly, pointed to Xia and said, "You come over to me!" You've bullied my granddaughter enough, you can! My granddaughter is like a beautiful woman, and she ran to the train station to pick you up, and you have that attitude! Bullied my granddaughter and cried her nose, and then was beaten by others, you are still not a man! ”
"Holy! I said that the chief will wait and wait, why do you make me more confused the more you say! You answer the phone for a while, and it's your granddaughter's for a while, I don't know what you're expressing, I didn't bully your granddaughter! I "I wanted to swear in the summer!" I couldn't help but think that when I got to the train station, the one who was talking crazy.
I was also ashamed to say that I would roll the sheets with myself, I damn it! Shouldn't that person named Ye Luo be the granddaughter of the No. 1 chief! Get! I understand this summer, it turns out that the No. 1 captain sent his granddaughter to soak herself! Have I ever been such a grandfather? Is this gambling with the blessings of his granddaughter for the future tomorrow! Summer has deep suspicions that Ye Luo is not the illegitimate daughter of his illegitimate son. It's just too inappropriate!
But when I think about it, I can't admit that I killed Xia now, although I know that the granddaughter of the No. 1 chief is called Ye Luo, but I have to pretend not to know, I don't know that Ye Luo is the granddaughter of the No. 1 chief.
"I remembered it, I thought of my granddaughter. How about my granddaughter's pretty! Prettier than all the women around you! Listen to me, dump those women, good for my granddaughter, good for you! "Captain No. 1 is like a wolf grandmother inducing this little pig to open the door in summer.
"Chief! I didn't know it was your granddaughter! I really don't know, which madhouse did I think came out of? "What! You dare to say that my granddaughter is from an insane asylum, and I will kill you! Don't run! ”
"No! Chief, listen to my explanation, don't fight! How can you be disrespectful to the old! Don't pinch that! That's my lifeline! No way! Old fellow, I think you owe it to clean up! "I'm annoyed in the summer, this captain is also an expert! While I'm not paying attention, I grabbed my JJ.
Under this grasp, the summer pain broke out in a cold sweat, and suddenly thought of the scene of Xiao Lang pinching himself, no, he must shake the living hand of this old man, and let him squeeze it, don't think about happiness at night. Lucky enough to be angry, he went to his privacy, and for a while, the No. 1 chief's hand was like a rattle, and it was shaken, which made the No. 1 chief curious and played with it, but unfortunately he couldn't play it, and finally let go.
Xia took a breath and said, "Chief, listen to my explanation, it's like this, Ye Luo!" It's time to get to the train station, but as soon as she comes over, she yells, and says that I've rolled over the sheets, chief! You don't know the inner meaning of this rolling sheet, which means that your granddaughter admitted that she slept with me, but I never did it! How can you make me admit that I am an honest child! You can't just put a basin on my head for everything! Besides, what if she gets pregnant with someone else! Didn't I bring a big green hat? ”
"Get out of your mother's ass, my granddaughter said that, and in front of so many people, if you are a man must be responsible, if you dare to chirp, you are the contemporary Chen Shimei! I let all the media cover you! "I said you were still unreasonable! You're the chief too! Can you be sensible, I'm faint! I can't communicate with you, and this generation gap is too big! Gotta get it! I don't bother with you old fellow! ”
Summer is very helpless, I met an old scoundrel in a high position, this is to stuff his granddaughter to himself, and I have the urge to faint in summer, this is called a god horse bird thing! There is also a shoehorn on his granddaughter, and Summer can't help but despise this high-ranking chief in his heart.
Summer hurriedly stopped this topic and said, "Okay, chief, can't I be in charge?" Go ahead! What the hell called me here, and that's it! I have to clean up the Xiao family, his god horse Xiao Lang, that kind of person is simply a scourge, and there are cultivators around him, which makes me very strange, there seems to be a heavenly machine around you, but which one of the Xiao family's cultivation has reached the foundation building period! This is no ordinary character! ”
"I know this! I think there is always a reason for the large number of people who cultivate the truth, and I am about to retire when I have one term, I estimate that those people who cultivate the truth are also looking for a hidden dragon who may win the championship! This is not surprising, Duan Tianji and I also came together by chance. I will inform the major families of this matter, and let them contribute all the people who cultivate the truth and contribute to our Great Huaxia, and here, I will ask your opinion in the summer and pull out your senior brothers! The living environment of our Huaxia is really difficult! ”
"Oh this? You also know that people who cultivate the truth can only go out of the mountain gate when they can go to the secular experience, but my senior sister has come out, and you also know how to arrange a major general for my senior sister! ”
"You roll the calves for me, you think the major generals are all cabbage! Whoever wants to be it! You'd better get a place for you, and you'll be the shopkeeper. These things are being said later, I will ask you now, what happened to you becoming a big ice ball, let the missile be shattered, this matter, through the satellite, all the major countries of Shijie know. You talk about your opinion. ”
After listening to the words of the No. 1 commander, he gradually fell into contemplation, he understood what the No. 1 commander meant, that is, not to expose himself, and to send an ace fighter for this, the kind that sacrifices at any time, this price is not small! From this point the summer is very grateful.
But this trouble caused by himself is really a bit of a headache, after all, let Huaxia wipe his ass, summer knows how to be grateful, the brain thought hard, and after pondering for a while, he said: "Can it be positioned as the invasion of alien creatures, although it is a little mysterious, but it can also be explained!" ”
"Oh, let's talk about it!" The No. 1 chief is also curious, to see what kind of flower can be wrung out in summer! That is true. Summer then began to conceive an idea of his own, and combined with his own shijie, the ice monster he saw, he told the No. 1 chief, and the No. 1 chief listened to it with a little pain.
Then he said: "You explain it like this, there are some real things!" Let others believe, then the first to deceive yourself! Summer smiled and said, "Don't worry about this, you just find a piece of pork, and I'll change it!" Change into meat that no one has ever seen on this shijie! ”
"What!" Captain No. 1 looked at Summer in amazement, and changed the pork into meat that no one had ever seen before, whether it was barbecue or dragon meat! However, in order to witness it, Captain One still agreed with Summer's statement, so that Huaxia could become the guardian of mankind and block an invasion of alien creatures for all Shijie. (To be continued......)