Forty-seven There are cracks in the bathroom, and voyeurism is not possible
I took the children to play for a day on June and sent a chapter of 4000+ big chapters, I didn't owe anything~ Although sooner or later I will owe it
Su Xing returned home and took out two yellowed ancient books from under the incense case, one was "Thirty Days, Taoism from Beginner to Mastery", and the other was "1000 Cases of Actual Fighting Monsters". These two books are the culmination of the experience of generations of demon hunters in their family.
Well, because these two books are too old, the covers have long been off, and these two names were written by Su Xing himself when he wrapped the book covers with newspaper.
It doesn't seem too difficult, but in thirty days, you will be able to master my family's Taoism. Su Xing looked at the first book and deceived himself in his heart.
Su Xing's side is going to practice the Tao by eating a fat man in one bite, and the ghost story on Niu Xuanzhu's side is being told.
"That's when ...... Suddenly! Huo Qiang's mother showed half of her grimace from the upstairs window and looked at us with resentment~"
"Ah~" Xiaoyu exclaimed.
"Alright, that's all for today."
"It's too scary, I won't listen to it in the future, but fortunately, Xiaotao sleeps with me at night, turn on the light, and I'm going to take a bath." Xiaoyu stood up while rubbing her chest, then turned on the hanging light in the living room, and went back to the big house to get pajamas.
"Rulan, Xiaotao, tell you a secret, what I just said is true, tomorrow you two will go with me, take that ghost away, save her from harming others."
"Okay, telling such a boring story, it's still scaring people, you know that it is impossible for us to be afraid of ghosts, unless it is a thousand-year ghost king or a thousand-year ghost emperor." Xiao Tao said lightly.
There is no tax on bragging, so generally people with a little ability like to find someone who is not as good as themselves when they have nothing to do, drink alcohol, and brag. Xiao Tao is like this now, relying on Niu Bolt Zhu to say that he doesn't understand anything.
In fact, Rulan and Xiaotao's ability can also deal with monsters for about five hundred years, and the monsters of thousands of years are not opponents at all, and they can only walk around when they see them, just like ordinary heavenly soldiers and generals can't beat the White Lady and Xiaoqing at all. And the ghost is much more powerful than the monster, and the strength of the ghost does not depend on cultivation, but on absorption. The essence of the living, the essence of the moonlight, and the ghost qi of death are all their great tonic pills, and it can be said that the cultivation of monsters in a year is not worth them sucking in one night, and the growth rate of their strength is unimaginable. What's even worse is that if the ghost's obsession is very heavy, then his strength itself will be very strong, the mind is indestructible, the form is not falling, it is really difficult to deal with, the thousand-year-old ghost king and the 10,000-year-old ghost emperor even have to respect them for three points, such as Lan and Xiaotao don't even have the qualifications to be cannon fodder for others.
The dead are big, and it is a very serious matter to be able to turn around after beating the ghosts, in a sense, that is the real death penalty, so without the order of the Jade Emperor, the immortals who commit suicide will not be recorded in the merit book, and it may even damage the yin virtue. Therefore, ordinary immortals are reluctant to conflict with ghosts, and once they encounter things related to ghosts, most of them use softer methods, such as helping ghosts settle some wishes, unraveling the grievances in their hearts, etc., and they will not fight with ghosts until they have to. Of course, except for the officials of the underworld, they have special tools and magic tools to collect evil ghosts, and they receive a commission for a ghost, and even if they encounter a powerful ghost that cannot be subdued, they will not be held accountable if they kill it, which is also a privilege for them.
Since the implementation of the commission system, there was a time when the evil ghost harmed people was very controlled, but there were fewer things to take revenge on the evil spirit, and the problem came out again.
As the saying goes, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door. But this unjustly killed ghost gate was accepted before it had time to call the door, and those who hurt people were not afraid of ghosts calling the door in the middle of the night, which made them all staunch atheists, and the harm to people became even worse, which directly led to the shortage of manpower in the underworld responsible for catching ghosts. Slowly, this ghost is like a courier before the New Year - the warehouse is bursting, and it can't be caught at all.
Of course, Niu Xuanzhu didn't know this, in his eyes, Rulan and Xiao Tao, as fairies, would be easy to deal with a few little ghosts, and he was even more convinced of Xiao Tao's bragging.
"Great, I know you're fine, how about it, which immortal will go with my little brother tomorrow? If you can do it in minutes, you can still save people, and when the time comes, I will upgrade you in the merit book. ”
"Thin morality? You know a lot. Xiao Tao didn't know Niu Xuanzhu's official rank in Heavenly Court, even if someone told her, she wouldn't believe that a mortal who didn't have a trace of mana on his body could be the identity of the Immortal Monarch of the Immortal Realm.
"Boring ~ believe in you, my IQ is the same as yours. I went back to the house, and I haven't written my homework yet, so why does it seem like I'll never finish my homework in my third year of high school, which reminds me of the dragon king's glow-in-the-dark cup, and I can't finish the wine in it. Rulan stretched and went back to the hut.
"Sister Xiaotao, you are tired and run away~" Niu Xuanzhu saw that Rulan didn't care, so he had to ask Haode to say to Xiaotao.
"I'm not going." Xiao Tao cut a snort, then turned around and greeted Xiao Yu in the big house, "Xiao Yu, take out my pajamas too, I'll take a bath with you~"
Xiao Tao is a strong person, Rulan doesn't go to her, how faceless, besides, if Niu Shuzhu is really wrong, then it's strange that he is not laughed at by Rulan.
"Got it~" Xiaoyu responded.
"Wash it all in one piece~~" Niu Zhuzhu's eyes lit up, and he put aside the matter of catching ghosts for the time being, and began to pray that the two girls had better forget to lock the door when they took a bath.
Well, it doesn't matter if they lock the door, I remember that in the last few days I have ground an imperceptible gap between the bathroom door and the door frame, it seems that the hard work of the past month will be rewarded today, and the harvest feels so good~ Niu Shuzhu thought to himself.
Xiaoyu and Xiaotao entered the bathroom one after the other, Xiaoyu smiled sweetly at Niu Shuzhu before closing the door, this kind of positive energy smile with Xiaoyu's label can always make Niu Shuzhu feel moved.
The cowbolt began to move in the direction of the bathroom, and Xiaoyu suddenly pulled the bathroom door again and walked out.
Niu Zhuzhu trembled, his eyes quickly shifted to the TV, and his expression was very unnatural.
"Hmph~" Xiao Tao glanced at the cow bolt pillar, and knew in his heart that this guy didn't hold back any good fart, walked to the door of the big house and carried the baseball bat into the bathroom, and deliberately waved it at the cow bolt pillar before entering.
Brothers, to go or not to go? Niu Zhuzhu swallowed his saliva and asked for the opinions of the immortal pets.
Go, wealth and danger are sought. Donkey Road.
It's better not to go, it's small to be beaten when you are discovered, and it's not good to be misunderstood by Xiaoyu. The way of the spirit deer to keep it.
At this time, the sound of rushing water came from the bathroom.
They washed it, just take a look at it and enjoy it, and they won't be discovered. Howling Dog Road.
I opened the door and ran straight down the street when I was discovered, at least I was able to save my life. The lion also stood in the camp of taking risks.
Niu Zhuzhu felt his little heart beating fast, and when the playful laughter of two girls came from the bathroom, the temptation finally fought the fear, and Niu Shuzhu rushed to the bathroom door with one arrow.
The crack in the door was indeed able to reveal the light in the bathroom, which greatly stimulated the hormones of the cow bolt, and even his body uncontrollably emitted the smell of onions.
But it's never easy to peek through a vertical slit in the bathroom. Niu Bolt is in a hurry, so anxious that he looks at the (naked) woman on the bed but can't untie his belt. In a short period of time, Niu Shuzhu tried a variety of postures, squatting, lying down, and kneeling, but due to the angle problem, at most he could only vaguely see some white meat inside.
It's better than not seeing nothing. It's like a smoker who doesn't want to smoke if he doesn't want to, what he is afraid of is that there is smoke and no fire, and the feeling of scratching his heart with a hundred claws even makes people want to chew the cigarette directly. The current Niu bolt pillar can't wait to be able to open the gap of the with his hands, and hates himself for not grinding more.
In order to be able to accommodate the gap with infinite scenery, Niu Shuzhu grabbed the doorknob of the bathroom with his left hand, raised his right leg, and the whole person stuck to the bathroom door like a toad, closed his eyes all the time, and looked into the bathroom with his other eye.
Wow, this is...... Arms, yes, arms. It's so white, move again. Wow, it's moved, move a little more, move a little more, see half a steamed bun, come on, come on~ I'm about to see the big red dates~
Just when the saliva of the cow bolt was flowing all over the ground, the jade hand grabbed his ear, tore him off the door, led him all the way to the door like a dog, and then kicked out of the house, and closed the door with a "bang".
"Hey, where's the bullbolt?" Xiaoyu, who came out of the bathroom, only saw Rulan in the living room, and did not find the figure of the cow bolt pillar.
"Oh, I was captured by a ghost." Rulan said lightly.
"Huh? Really fake. ”
"Okay, believe it, hurry back to the house, that guy must have run out to play, don't pay attention to him." Xiao Tao urged Xiao Yudao.
"He's sick again?" After Xiaoyu entered the house, Xiaotao asked Rulan with a strange look.
"Well, he is really persevering in this regard, and he has been taught repeatedly. I've been caught by the two of us no less than ten times in this time, right? I really can't be careless for a moment. Rulan picked up the pajamas beside her and walked towards the bathroom.
"What do you think about that ghost story?" Xiao Tao was still a little uneasy in her heart, and finally couldn't help but ask before Rulan entered the bathroom.
"Tomorrow, tomorrow I'll get Huo Qiang's home address, let's go and have a look after the evening self-study." Rulan smiled, "Let that guy calm down outside tonight, we can also have a good night's sleep, by the way, I found out a little late just now, there is a crack in this door, I just looked at it, if he is lucky, it is estimated that he has already seen you." ”
Listening to Rulan's words, Xiao Tao was ashamed and annoyed, and opened the door with a baseball bat.
Niu Zhuzhu was squatting at the door, and when he heard the door, he thought that Rulan was merciful, but when he saw Xiao Tao carrying a baseball bat, he immediately disappeared into the corridor at a speed of 200 miles.
"Count you kid running fast! If you have a kind, don't come back. Xiao Tao was unwilling to yell at the back of the cow bolt.
In the middle of the community where Niu Shuzhu lives is a garden, and Niu Shuzhu will spend the night here when he is caught lustful, and at this moment he came to his palace - the garden bench and lay down, looking up at the starry sky.
How many days do you think I'll be able to get home this time?
At least three days. Linglu Road.
Say less than five days. Howling Dog Road.
Five days is relatively safe, recently unlucky, good insurance points. Lion Road.
But I can wait, I don't know if Huo Qiang can wait, this is a matter of human life. Niu Shuzhu sighed.
Then you can go back now, and then let Xiaotao and Rulan beat you to death, when the time comes, you will also be a ghost, and you are still afraid of ghost brother balls, maybe you and Huo Qiang will argue, and they will be reincarnated hand in hand, and they may be reincarnated as a good couple. Linglu Road.
Yes, yes, yes, when the time comes, you will be a ghost, and it will be a natural skill to penetrate the wall or something, and you can watch whoever you want in the future, and you can watch it as long as you want, which can be regarded as a dream come true. The Howling Dog echoed.
If I'm going to die, the only reason I'm going to want to have anything to do with you brutes anymore! The bull bolt pillar was angry.
At this time, the mobile phone of Niu Shuzhu suddenly rang.
"Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang, carrying a schoolbag to school, not afraid of the sun, not afraid of wind and rain, just afraid that Mr. will scold me for being lazy, I have no knowledge, I can only be a cowherd!"
"Hey, who~" No matter who calls Niu Shuzhu, Niu Shuzhu will not answer until he listens to the words "be a cowherd".
"It's me, Su Xing, are you free tomorrow? There are some things I want to ask~"
Su Xing? The cow sat up from the bench.
"I was about to call you, the time to test you has come, come with me tomorrow to catch ghosts, how about it?"
"Huh? Catching ghosts? Okay, no problem, what time, where. ”
"At 6 o'clock, wait for me at the gate of the third middle school, bring your spirit runes, swords, pistols and whatever, don't forget to wear a police uniform, it is said that the police uniform will ward off evil spirits."
"Okay, okay, that's a deal, I'll pick you up in a police car tomorrow."
"Okay, well, then Brother Su will see you tomorrow."
"I'll see you tomorrow."
Hanging up the phone, Niu Zhuzhu's mouth immediately hummed a little song.
Rulan ~ Xiaotao, don't you all help me, won't you beat me, I don't want to ask you now. That sword even Rulan said that it had some mana, I believe that it is more than enough to deal with that ghost, this time there is Su Xing, a free demon hunter, who can use it, and everything is solved. I don't have to risk going back and being beaten for Huo Qiang, it's good. The cow bolt lay on the bench and soon fell asleep.
Hanging up the phone, Su Xing's mouth also hummed a little song.
It's really good, I just happened to have a ghost exorcism spell and I can't figure it out, tomorrow I will follow this bull bolt pillar with high mana to catch ghosts, and see how people catch it on the spot, this is a rare learning opportunity for myself, anyway, there is a cow bolt pillar they are on, and they are absolutely safe. Su Xing threw "Thirty Days, Taoism from Beginner to Mastery" on the ground, and also went back to the house to sleep.
These two big brothers are pointing at each other to subjugate demons and catch ghosts, and one sleeps more solidly than the other, I really don't know what kind of scene they will have when they face the ghost tomorrow, but that's tomorrow's thing, there is wine today and drunk today, if you can sleep today, you can sleep first, and the sky will fall tomorrow.