Chapter 156 On the Thunder Cliff, the lilies bloom~
Hu Xiaochai refused very resolutely, and did not give Bai Suzhen, the monster idol, face, maybe for him, as long as Qin Hunt Xiaobawang was willing to cover him, whether it was Bai Suzhen or the six doors, he didn't have to worry about the covetousness and revenge of others. As for Qin Hunt a hundred years later, the seven gourd babies should have almost developed, and when the time comes, the Seven Stars will gather righteous King Kong and go down to earth, so he won't have to worry about external malice.
Qin Zhan put down the phone, shrugged helplessly, and said, "Well, you also heard it, the owner doesn't agree, we still have to go on a trip and bring Hu Qiqiao back." ”
The atmosphere in the room suddenly became treacherous.
There are four irons between men: they have been through the window together, they have carried guns together, they have prostituted together, and they have shared the stolen goods together.
Although Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen are both women, they also more or less meet the two items of "carrying guns together" and "sharing the spoils together": Xiaoqing has been Bai Suzhen's close comrade-in-arms and loyal accomplice since her debut.
Xiaoqing, as Bai Suzhen's "iron sisters", how can she watch outsiders ruin Bai Suzhen's happiness?
At this time, although Xiaoqing still had a smile on her face, there was a dangerous light flashing in her squinted eyes, if it weren't for Qin Hunt's unfathomable strength, I'm afraid she would have risked being wanted by the Six Doors and going to fight Qin Hunt.
As for Fahai, his feelings for Bai Suzhen are more complicated. Qin Zhan saw early on that he had a demonic obstacle in his heart, and the Buddha was most afraid of being haunted by demons all the way, which caused Fahai to be unable to cultivate an inch in the past nine hundred years.
Fahai's inner demons originated from his love and guilt for Bai Suzhen, coupled with the fact that there were many mortals killed and injured in the flooding Jinshan incident, this criminal karma was like a heavy burden, and it had suppressed his Buddha heart for nine hundred years.
Previously, Qin Hunt had used the Technique of Hope Qi on Fahai through the perspective of the judge's ghostly eyes, and found that in addition to his sinful karma, karma and causality were like a mess, there was also a faint cyan dead aura between his eyebrows!
Fahai, a turtle with good cultivation, has a very long life, just as the so-called thousand-year-old king is an eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, and no one chases a hundred-year-old rabbit. Fahai is less than 2,000 years old, and he is still very early before he dies.
Therefore, referring to Fahai's demeanor and tone when he spoke, Qin Zhan speculated that Fahai was afraid that Fahai had already intended to die, but he had not committed suicide yet, on the one hand, because Buddhism opposed suicide (in fact, not only Buddhism, but also serious religions oppose suicide, and only cults encourage believers to die. On the other hand, it was he who always wanted to atone for his sins!
For Fahai today, protecting Bai Suzhen's happiness is his way to redeem his sins and seek liberation.
The soft ones are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal ones are afraid of the stunned, and the stunned ones are afraid of dying.
How terrible should a fatal Fahai be?
Even Qin Hunt, the first person in the world, did not dare to say that Fahai who was playing with his life could retreat with his whole body, not to mention the nine magic weapons that Fahai had not yet sacrificed, once Fahai really got rid of the shackles of the demons in his heart and entered the demons with Buddha, the combat effectiveness would definitely have to be raised to a higher level.
In fact, occasionally some Buddhist cultivators will choose to indulge their desires, get rid of their mental defenses, fall into the demonic path, and break through and stand up when their cultivation is at the end of their longevity and their cultivation is stuck in a bottleneck. If you are lucky, you can still break through again by putting down the butcher knife and becoming a Buddha on the ground. Tossing back and forth, you can upgrade two levels in a row by cultivating, which is a bit of the charm of a "left-handed to right-handed" financial game.
Of course, this kind of unconventional cultivation method is too risky, and the slightest mistake will kill the body and soul, and only some lucky Long Aotian dare to play like this.
Is Fahai a dragon Aotian?
Well, I think that Fahai was able to enter the Jinshan Temple, the holy land of Buddhist cultivation, as a demon cultivator, inherit the mantle of Master Sanzang, and hold the nine great magic treasures...... Speaking of which, Fahai really has a bit of dragon Aotian potential!
"Click!"
Fahai sat in front of Qin Hunt with a poker face, pressed one hand on a decorative wooden fish, clenched his five fingers, and was stunned to catch the precious antique sandalwood wooden fish!
"Master Qin, this matter ...... Isn't it really possible to be accommodating? ”
Fahey's smile was worse than crying at this moment, especially the facial muscles twitched slightly due to emotional conflicts, which at first glance looked like a patient with facial paralysis forcibly laughing.
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, He Laobai immediately sat upright, his two slender old legs couldn't stop trembling, and a pair of thieves' eyes couldn't help but look at the door and window, as if he was thinking about where he should flee in the event of a war.
"Purr~"
Jin Xiaoyu's inspiration was very strong, she fluttered her calves around Qin Hunt, the hair on her back stood up one by one, and the ten big furry tails stretched out like peacocks, and from her throat there was a string of low cries of canines threatening the enemy.
"Click~"
Lan Xiaoyu gulped melon seeds and peanuts with a big grin, and it wasn't until He Laobai coughed a few reminders that she reacted quickly...... Then he quickly reached out and grabbed a few handfuls of candy and stuffed it into his pocket.
Seeing that the smell of gunpowder in the office was getting stronger and stronger, but Qin Hunt was so witty, he followed up and said something to eliminate a big battle invisibly.
Qin Zhan glanced at Fahai and Xiaoqing with a smile, and said softly: "Actually, the core of the problem is that Aunt Bai can't get pregnant in a short time, but she is anxious to be a mother?" It's easy to do! ”
"Xiao Qin, sister, if she wants to get pregnant, she needs to be recuperated for at least a few decades, that's what you said!"
The little green fox stared at Qin Hunt suspiciously, and Qin Hunt also blinked his eyes a few times with a pure face, and said with a smile: "Sister Qing, let me ask you an old thing...... I heard that when you first met the White Lady, you ...... Or a man? And I also pursued the white lady and wanted to marry her, but after the failure of the double snake fight, you were willing to turn into a maid, commensurate with her sisters, and step into the rolling red dust together......"
Xiaoqing's face immediately turned red when she heard this, she glanced at Qin Zhan, and said angrily: "What nonsense? I...... I did admire my sister back then and wanted to marry her, but she said that I didn't understand the real love between men and women, and I wanted to go to the red world to find her true sweetheart......"
(Note: There are many theories about the racial gender of Xiaoqing in "The Legend of the White Snake", the race is divided into the green snake theory and the herring fish theory, and the gender also has two theories: a woman dressing up as a man and a spare tire man as a love transgender. )
Fahai listened to his wife discuss his first love in front of him, but that first love was still his first love, which felt so sour that his face turned blue.
Qin Zhan applauded heartlessly and smiled: "Oh~ I know, I know, since you can't be a male and female lover, then it's better to be a close friend, many GAY honey spare tires think so, but they don't have the ability of Sister Qing, and they can't re-cultivate into women...... The exercises used by Sister Qing should be "Heaven and Earth Jiaotai Yin and Yang Great Happiness", right? This exercise focuses on refining yin and yang, and after learning something, it is not a problem to become a man and a woman. ”
Qin Zhan smiled and glanced at Fahai's big bald head, and asked again: "I heard that the crooked spirit of the monk temple is very strong, and it will bend within two years of going straight in." Fahai and Sister Qing have been married for so many years, did they privately ask for some fun and ask Sister Qing to become Brother Qing? ”
"People are small and ghosts are big~" Xiaoqing taught Qin Hunt a lesson lightly, and raised his hand to knock Qin Hunt on the chestnut, and laughed: "Husband and wife's boudoir private affairs, why are you asking so much?" Marry a wife and study it~"
Qin Zhan laughed a few times with a stupid "hey, hey", and saw that Fahai's big bald head had turned red due to anger and congestion, and put on a serious demeanor like a medical expert, and asked in a deep voice: "Sister Qing, do you want to have a child with Aunt Bai?" ”
"Poof!"
Fahai was so shocked that he sat crookedly and fell to the ground, and saw Xiaoqing snorting with a shy: "Hmph, I want to, but even if I become a man, not to mention whether my sister is willing to sleep with me, even if I sleep, I can't conceive a fetus with my sister's body." ”
On the Thunder Cliff, lilies bloom.
The way to play in person NTR is so exciting, Fahai really can't bear it!
"No, no, no, Sister Qing, you don't have to worry that Aunt Bai can't conceive the fetus, because in my plan, the fetus is surrogated by Sister Qing!"
Qin Zhan saw that Xiaoqing's eyes were burning and full of interest, obviously he was in the trap, and he didn't care what Fahai thought anymore, so he quickly explained: "Sister Qing, you first became Brother Qing, intersected with Aunt Bai's soul to conceive a spirit fetus, and when the spirit fetus first appeared, she quickly turned back into a daughter's body, and then introduced the spirit fetus into her own womb, and then she was pregnant and gave birth to a child normally. In this way, Aunt Bai has a biological child, so she doesn't have to hold on to Hu Qiqiao, the adopted daughter, and Sister Qing, you also have your own child, so you don't have to worry about Fahai refusing to have a ...... with you."
After listening to Qin Hunt's plan, Xiaoqing's demeanor was a little shy, a little charming, a little melancholy, and even a little eager to try, she walked around the office several times, and even held Fahai's big bald head as a sandbag anxiously, but finally said with a worried face: "Xiao Qin, your plan ...... Actually, I thought about it in my early years......"
Fahai raised his head in horror, stared at Xiaoqing in disbelief, and thought to himself that the Buddha was lying in the groove Nima, this kind of brain-opening lily birth plan, his dear wife actually thought about it seriously?! Is this a mental derailment?
Xiaoqing rolled the jealous Fahai's eyes, slapped him twice on his big bald head, suppressed Fahai's arrogance, and explained: "The biggest difficulty in this plan is to quickly transform the gender of men and women. When I first came out of the mountain, I was almost a demon handsome, right? At that time, if I wanted to change gender, I needed to spend at least three years of demonic power reserves, and I had to risk going mad and losing my cultivation to a big loss, and I would retreat for about half a year to succeed...... In fact, when I first stepped into the world, I used to dress up as a man and a woman......"
“Yoooooo~”
"Don't make a fuss!" Xiaoqing was so shy that her ears were red, and she said: "The welfare here of the six doors is good, I haven't been idle in the past nine hundred years, and my cultivation has reached the level of the demon king, which is similar to my sister who has recently fallen in cultivation." However, even then, it will take me at least half a month to complete the gender transition...... The spirit fetus that has not been nurtured by the mother for a long time has long since failed and died! ”
"What if thousand-year-old ginseng essence and blood were used as stimulants and tocolytics?" Qin Hunt nodded.
"What?"
Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment, and then heard Qin Zhan say: "Didn't Hu Qiqiao get Aunt Bai's eight-hundred-year cultivation?" Although we want to take her home, this account still has to be settled, but we can't let her spit out the digested spiritual power again, right? So, this account has to be repaid by Hu Qiqiao's father. ”
Xiaoqing's eyes lit up excitedly, with a look of impatience, panting and roaring: "Yes! If I have enough thousand-year-old ginseng essence blood to provide spiritual power, it can not only speed up the process of my gender change, but also temporarily suspend the vitality of the spirit fetus, which is enough to last until I become a mother to receive the spirit fetus"! Ah~ This is the crystallization of my love with my sister, I must give birth to a healthy and beautiful baby snake and inherit the mantle of me and my sister~"
Qin Hunt nodded with a smile and said yes, with a news broadcast face that promotes the positive energy of the times: "In vitro fertilization, IVF, embryo transfer...... Science is developing, medicine is advancing, and mortal wisdom will eventually reach the temple of the gods! And the era of obscurity of 'lilies are infinitely good, but they can't be born' will also come to an end! ”