Hearing the word long-tongued woman, David laughed and stretched out two thumbs.

"Well done! I think a tongue therapy machine is enough to shut them up and cure these patients for good! It's my turn, I'll provide one more case, the werewolf contagion, a disease that turns people into werewolves and remembers them every time I see the moon. ”

Burst...... A room full of people laughing, "Whenever you see the moon, you think of me", isn't this a classic line from Yagami in the Dragon arcade game "The King of Fighters" series? Zhang Guoqiang and Ma Liang laughed on the table, and Yang Yun was also trembling with laughter, and he couldn't stop at all.

"Oh, werewolf disease is a serious problem, infectious diseases are not easy to treat, so we have to find a way to isolate all the patients. Oh let me think about David, you're stumped me, even though I know that you got the inspiration from the July werewolf movie "Strange Stories of Humans and Wolves", and I'm going to answer you with a weirder illness......"

“No！ I really think that Yagami is of werewolf blood, and I want every patient infected with a werewolf contagion to have a full moon countdown pattern on their head, gradually filling up from the new moon to the full moon, and once the full moon he will become a crazy werewolf, his movement speed increases, and he will use a sunflower triple attack on doctors, nurses, cleaners, security guards, or other patients! ”

"I thought of it! They can be treated using a foam fire extinguisher in the hospital to keep them calm and calm! Pete had a flash of inspiration and said.

Yang Yun's face was swollen with laughter, and he sighed secretly in his heart, yes, this is worthy of the usual style of bullfrogs, coupled with Blizzard's open-mindedness, these people are really crazy and have no fun.

Yang Yun struggled to control his facial muscles. Knock on the table and remind, "Don't go overboard!" Is it normal cold patients in the hospital. Fracture patients, pregnant women. Don't you charge any of these? ”

Pete replied: "Of course you have to take it, as long as you can make money, you can take it." In my mind, there is only a small chance that a patient will be diagnosed as 'incurable' and it is recommended to be transferred to a hospital where other patients can be admitted. Fracture patients give them an orthopedic clinic, and pregnant women add an obstetrics and gynecology department, and one person is admitted to the hospital, and the child can be led on the floor when discharged. Other than that. Minor ailments like a cold are the most common and the easiest to cure, and it is enough to give them a bottle of medicine. ”

Yang Yun had a flash of inspiration, he thought of an incident that happened before he was reborn, and said with a heavy heart: "OK, just do it." My request was that cold diseases must be added, and the doctors' treatment was to make them take a Chinese patent medicine called 'Virus Ling', which has a cure rate of more than 95%. However, there is a certain chance that the patient will worsen the symptoms of the cold, and in severe cases, die. ”

This bridge must be added, it is not uncommon to drink medicine and drink dead people in big hospitals, and virion as a Chinese patent medicine is not absolutely safe. In this way, it is put into the game as a treatment method, so that Chinese know after playing the game that the virus spirit may worsen cold symptoms and may have irreversible consequences. It is also a means of self-vigilance.

Many parents don't know the dangers of the virus!

Seeing that Yang Yun said solemnly, the others gradually became restrained. Begin to make suggestions in other areas.

"Employees often cause trouble for their bosses and make excessive demands. For example, they need to rest, they need to play a game console, or they need to set up a pool table. If they are too tired, they will go on strike, doctors will be less accurate in diagnosing their condition, cleaners will turn a blind eye to the garbage in the hospital, nurses will feed orange juice as cough syrup to patients, and receptionists will arrange for male patients to enter the obstetrics and gynecology clinic for treatment. ”

"A comfortable environment will make patients feel happy, a large number of green plants can be placed in the corner, firefighting equipment can not only treat werewolf disease, but also improve the safety level of the hospital, in addition to humanized drink machines, toilets, garbage cans, air conditioners, radiators, the size of windows, these will affect the patient's condition and mood."

"To increase the difficulty, I think ......"

"Oh my God, don't you think that's hard enough?"

"That's right, it's not difficult enough, and in order to increase the difficulty, we also need to add some of the impact of the external environment on the hospital. For example, frequent earthquakes will destroy medical equipment, need cleaners to repair, for example, the sudden arrival of a big person, or the arrival of a team of experts from the hospital rating committee, we need to keep an eye on their requirements, provide the most enthusiastic service, and can also add some of the people we see outside Shanghai Union Medical College Hospital - medical trouble! ”

"Don't mess with David...... Forget about medical trouble, it's really embarrassing to put it in the game, and it smear our image of China! ”

Seeing that the doctor was vetoed by Yang Yun, David shrugged his shoulders and felt very regretful.

Pulling banners at the entrance of the hospital, a large group of family members of the deceased wore linen and filial piety, holding portraits and urns to block the gate of the hospital, making the hospital staff unable to work normally, making other patients retreat, this is an excellent emergency, it is a test of the player's game level, but unfortunately Yang Yun does not allow it.

"Oh yes, there's a really cool idea that one of the big hidden dangers of infectious diseases is the rats all over the hospital, and these little animals have to be clear, see one and knock one out. When the total number of rats eliminated exceeds 100 or more, the game will enter the hidden level Whack-a-Mole, where players can upload the highest score of the whack-a-mole game, and the fastest ones can take the exam at the Dragon Esports Club. David popped up with another idea, which was unanimously approved.

Say, go on, and the more I talk, the easier it will be for me.

Yang Yun leaned comfortably on the back of the chair, crossed his arms to his chest, and watched his subordinates talk freely with interest, which was quite comfortable.

After more than an hour, the explosion of thinking finally stopped a little, and the blackboard was densely filled with ideas, one piece was not enough to replace four, which were hospital construction, department classification, patient management, and emergencies.

Yang Yun found that there are many differences with the real history of "Theme Hospital", and the similarity is only about 60%.

The original version also has alien black technology, the operating room, they didn't expect it, and the obstetrics and gynecology department that was not in the original version was infinitely expanded by Pete and David, and there were a lot of jokes, such as the receptionist mistakenly let a male patient enter the obstetrics and gynecology clinic, and the doctor couldn't find out the reason, or some yuppie patients were sent to the obstetrics and gynecology department in one go, just because those who killed Matt couldn't tell the patient's gender at all.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Yang Yunzhi said that it was time for him to sum up, he cleared his throat and asked, "Are you sure this is really a business simulation game, not a bullfrog joke?" ”

A group of people laughed secretly, and Pete replied: "This is the style of the bullfrog game, satirizing this society, making people smile when they play the game, in fact, our 'creative improvement' is quite restrained." ”

Everyone's secret laughter turned into a big laugh, but I didn't expect Pete to be spoof enough, just now he and David said a word, and the function of the hair recovery machine was expanded N times.

In addition to treating nasal hair, you can also grow lush hair in 5 seconds to treat baldness, and even make the feet grow hair, people walk silently like cats, if you don't want to play, come back to remove hair, and earn a hair removal fee, as for what smooth leg hair or something is the same 5 seconds to cure, the effect is far better than micro-posture hair removal cream, all hair treatment is done in 5 seconds.

After Yang Yun and others laughed, he also looked at Pete with a smile: "Since you know that the Tao is satirizing this society, then let it go a little more, the inexplicable absurd illness is an important selling point of this game, but you have to master a degree, the player's energy is limited, and the area of the hospital in the game is also limited, and it is difficult to take care of too many conditions." ”

This request is very reasonable, the skin should come down, too many emergencies happen at the same time, and the players will collapse.

"In terms of technique, I hope to have the following requirements, you can remember them."

"The game interface must be beautiful, we have to use the highest version of the operating system and the best graphics card attributes to demand ourselves, this is a game that will only be released in 1997, so don't worry that players can't play."

"The perspective is fixed at 45 degrees, just like the God is Crazy series, which is also the usual style of bullfrog games, allowing players to adapt as quickly as possible. You don't have to make it a 3D game, it's not a shooter, it's just a casual business simulation game. ”

"The PC version goes first, and the SS version does not need to be developed for the time being, but Guoqiang, you have to be ready to set up a project at any time, as long as our DC platform basic package is determined, you will take people to the DC platform, and strive to launch the DC version of "Theme Hospital" at the same time when DC is released, and it is likely that you will be busy in the second half of next year."

"As a casual game, the combination of the mouse and keyboard's common shortcuts is also very important, and we will also provide input game cheats to reduce the difficulty of the game, and if you type 'Whoisyourdaddy' into God mode, we can give them some humorous prompts."

"Voice prompts are very important, after a huge hospital is running, it is impossible for players to observe all the details at the same time, and the timely system prompts 'a certain doctor is tired and needs to rest', 'the drink machine in room A is about to explode', and 'a werewolf is about to transform', I think it will make players feel more human."

"Finally, a high degree of freedom will be an important feature of our Dragon Games, which is extremely important, so please keep it in mind. In this "Theme Hospital", it is reflected in the fact that the hospital and even the shape of the building can be set freely, and we will rank the best 100 hospitals in the world and give them rewards! (To be continued......)