Chapter 0732 If Wine Is Not Drunk, Everyone Gets Drunk
There is no need for Lu Haibin to "remind" him, Jia Huilan can't wait to sit next to Xiang Tianliang, with Lu Haibin's reminder, it can be said that he can't ask for it, and now he is sitting next to Xiang Tianliang, isn't it just that the teacher is famous and justifiable.
However, Lu Haibin was not drunk yet, and in front of him, Jia Huilan had to be scared.
Xiang Tianliang saw it in his eyes, happy in his heart, and saw that Jia Huilan was still hesitating, so he took the wine in one hand and moved the wooden chair under his buttocks with the other, and said boldly: "Old Lu, don't underestimate people, I am also an upright person, how can I rely on wine, hey, you are optimistic." As he spoke, he dried up the three cups of liquor in his hand.
Xiang Tianliang's chair had moved to Jia Huilan's side, and the bodies of the two people, with Xiang Tianliang's shaking, were getting closer and closer in constant contact.
Lu Haibin smiled: "Xiao Xiang, I have a few questions to test you." ”
"Oh, what's the test?" Xiang Tianliang asked.
"You'll know when you hear it."
"Don't make a big problem."
"Don't worry, I'll ask the question, you answer, I promise it's what you like to hear."
"So, so I'll try?"
"If you don't answer correctly, you will be punished for drinking."
"And what if I answer?"
"For every three questions you get right, I'll punish myself."
"Okay, it's a deal."
Xiang Tianliang knew in his heart that Lu Haibin was not drunk at all, so be careful, he was still sober.
"Listen." Lu Haibin waved his hand, glanced at Jia Huilan, looked at Xiang Tianliang and said, "Say, if the superiors are not at peace, how about it?" ”
Xiang Tianliang thought for a while, and responded with a smile: "I'll wait for two words, **." ”
"That's right." Lu Haibin gave a thumbs up.
"Blind, blind."
"Come on, if you want to be at peace."
"Check."
"What if the crowd is not at peace?"
"Meetings, day meetings, night meetings, small meetings, and meetings."
"What if there is no peace at the grassroots level?"
"Research."
"If you want the unit, you can't be at peace."
"Rectification."
"If you want a day without peace."
"Talk"
"If you want to have a year of peace."
"Assessment, year-end assessment, to ensure that everyone is difficult to be peaceful for a year."
"What if you want to make the leader happy?"
"It's fake."
"What if you want to make your colleagues happy?"
"Be dumb, pretend to be deaf and dumb."
"What if you want to make the crowd happy?"
"Let's put on a show."
"Want to make your wife happy?"
"Cook, hehe...... Cook and cook to please me. ”
"What if you want to make your friends happy?"
"Do the East."
"To make your children happy?"
"Be a cow, be a cow and be a horse."
"To make the whole family happy"
"As an official, as long as you become an official, the whole family will be happy."
"So...... What if you want to make yourself happy? ”
"Dream, there must be good things in dreams."
"Haha......" Lu Haibin daxiao got up, "Xiao Xiangyou, it's all right." ”
"Are you sure I'm all right?" Xiang Tianliang asked.
Lu Haibin nodded, "Yes, it's all right." ”
This kind of small jokes on the wine table slip smoothly, Xiang Tianliang is more proficient than Lu Haibin, and he is also not often in and out of the wine dinner, but Xiang Tianliang has many channels, and the secretary Ding Wentong knows these very well.
Xiang Tianliang turned his head to look at Jia Huilan, and asked with a smile, "Sister-in-law, how many questions did I answer correctly?" ”
"Fifteen."
Lu Haibin hurriedly asked, "Are there really fifteen?" ”
"There are fifteen, I'll count them." Jia Huilan smiled, but a jade hand stretched out and put it on Xiang Tianliang's little brother, and couldn't wait to grab it.
"Huh...... Old Lu, fifteen questions and five cups of wine, drink quickly. Xiang Tianliang urged with a smile.
"I ...... Do I really want to drink? ”
"What do you say?" Xiang Tianliang asked with a smile.
Jia Huilan said: "Old Lu, what you say counts, you have to drink this wine." ”
While speaking, Jia Huilan's hand was not idle, she was tossing happily at Xiang Tianliang, if it weren't for Lu Haibin's presence, she would probably have pounced on Xiang Tianliang a long time ago.
Lu Haibin was also very refreshing, and drank five cups of liquor in a row, which made Xiang Tianliang secretly admire.
Roughly calculated, from the beginning to the present, Lu Haibin has drunk at least three bottles of liquor, and he can still sit firmly, which is really worthy of his ancestor to open a winery.
However, what kind of person Xiang Tianliang was, his eyes told him that Lu Haibin was at the level of six points of drunkenness, because although his face was not red at all, his two ears had become red, which was clearly the beginning of drunkenness.
Xiang Tianliang was even more aware of it, "Hehe, sister-in-law, I see that Lao Lu is getting drunk, isn't it a bit strong and hard." As he spoke, he pushed Jia Huilan with his elbow, and with one hand he was dishonest, staying on Jia Huilan's thigh, so ashamed that Jia Huilan was afraid of being spied by Lu Haibin, so he didn't move Ren Xiangtianliang and ate all the tofu.
Lu Haibin nodded, took a few more sips of wine, and said with a smile: "Small, Xiaoxiang, you really have a good amount of alcohol, today, tonight, it's me, after I came to Binhai to work, the most, the happiest day, you, you have a good amount of alcohol, to, in the future, you have to drink with me often." ”
Xiang Tianliang responded again and again: "Lao Lu, don't worry, I'm good at being busy and making sure to be on call." ”
"Well, no...... If I were ten years younger, I would ...... Can I ...... again Drink three more bottles ......" Lu Haibin's tongue was a little disobedient.
"Old Lu, are you drunk?" Xiang Tianliang asked with a smile.
"Drunk? I...... I'm not drunk, I, I can still drink, drink a bottle. ”
"So, then let's continue?"
"Of course...... You, you want to win me, no, no way...... You think, you think I don't know, you kid, think, you want to 'take' me...... I know that you don't have a good heart for me and for me...... You help me, help me steal the manuscript back, yes, it's your own initiative, I, I didn't entrust you, just this can prove that you, you didn't have a good heart......"
Lu Haibin began to go crazy with alcohol, as the saying goes, after drinking, he spit out the truth, Lu Haibin is telling the truth.
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said: "Old Lu, I know you are doubting my motives, I don't refute it, I will listen to you, please continue, please continue." ”
As he spoke, Xiang Tianliang's hand stretched out two fingers, but they knocked on Jia Huilan's thigh.
Xiang Tianliang was sending a telegram, using the simplest Morse code.
Jia Huilan understands the Morse code.
Morse code, also known as Morse code, is a time-on and intermittent signal code, which expresses different English letters, numbers and punctuation marks through different sequence sequences.
In fact, the Morse cipher is very simple and very practical, requiring only two symbolic elements, a stroke (―) and a dot (?), or called "Dah" and "Dit" (Dit) or long and short, respectively.
Jia Huilan Bingxue was smart, and she also put a hand on Xiang Tianliang's thigh and knocked it up.
Xiang Tianliang: "Bottomless pit." ”
Jia Huilan: "Toad." ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Is Old Lu really drunk?" ”
Jia Huilan: "I don't know. ”
Xiang Tianliang: "How could you not know?" ”
Jia Huilan: "I've never seen him drink like this. ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Fainted, his alcohol is too unfathomable." ”
Jia Huilan: "It's really the first time I've seen him drink like this." ”
Xiang Tianliang: "You see, is he drunk?" ”
Jia Huilan: "It seems, it doesn't seem to be drunk yet." ”
Xiang Tianliang: "I think so too. ”
Jia Huilan: "However, it should be about the same. ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Yes, at least six points drunk." ”
Jia Huilan: "Let's be careful. ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Be careful of what?" ”
Jia Huilan: "Don't let him see our business. ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Then why are you still pestering my gun?" ”
Jia Huilan: "I miss it. ”
The two were "talking", and Lu Haibin on the other side continued to chatter.
"Xiaoxiang...... I. I tell you, I, I owe you ...... Let's, let's pull it, pull it off...... Later, it will be well water, and the well water will not interfere with river water...... I, I don't stand in your way, your way, don't you, don't try to tie me to your battle, chariot......"
"Huh...... Old Lu, I understand what you mean, you go on, keep talking. ”
Under the table, the "conversation" between Xiang Tianliang and Jia Huilan was also continuing.
Xiang Tianliang: "Bottomless pit, do you really want to?" ”
Jia Huilan: "I really want to, I miss your magic spear." ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Then what now?" ”
Jia Huilan: "He'll get drunk." ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Will it?" ”
Jia Huilan: "Definitely." ”
Xiang Tianliang: "How can you be sure?" ”
Jia Huilan: "Well, he's either really drunk or pretending to be drunk. ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Pretending to be drunk" ""
Jia Huilan: "Yes, I can see that his purpose for tonight is here. ”
Xiang Tianliang: "What purpose?" ”
Jia Huilan: "Let's see if I have that kind of relationship with you." ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Lao Lu wants to play this game with me, he is the class with an axe." ”
Jia Huilan: "Have you thought of a way?" ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Do you want me to play with him?" ”
Jia Huilan: "Of course, but you can't harm him. ”
Xiang Tianliang: "Don't worry, my method is like this......"
At this time, Lu Haibin began to get drunk.
"Xiaoxiang...... We...... Let's ...... again Dry ...... again."
Lu Haibin shook his body and shouted, but the wine cup in his hand slipped to the ground, slowly, his eyes were closed, his head slowly drooped to the side, his right hand was half raised, and his body fell heavily on the sofa.
"Old Lou, old Lou." Xiang Tianliang stepped forward to see that Lu Haibin was really drunk, and he had closed his eyes and snored.
Xiang Tianliang no longer looked at Lu Haibin, but stared at Jia Huilan, Shaoqing, and said with a slight smile: "Sister-in-law, Lao Lu is drunk." ”
"Xiao Xiang, you can help me help Lao Lu upstairs." Jia Huilan glanced at Xiang Tianliang.
"Ah...... Okay, I'll try, I'm getting drunk. "After drinking so much wine, Xiang Tianliang is really uncomfortable, especially the little brother below, who is almost on the verge of exploding.
Xiang Tianliang stood up, burped, and almost hung on Jia Huilan's body, "Sister-in-law, you, you say, what are we going to do?" ”
This dry word made Jia Huilan turn her head sensitively, observe Lu Haibin's reaction, and whispered: "Xiao Xiang, let's help Lao Lu up together." ”
Xiang Tianliang smiled evilly: "Okay, sister-in-law, let's just do it, men and women match, don't get tired of working." ”