"Rely on Nima's, elections, elections, even the dogs are crazy, my mother is so noisy that people can't sleep!" Zhou Qun scolded in his mouth, turned over and hugged his wife Xinghua who was sleeping beside him.

The dogs in the village barked all night, and the whole village didn't sleep well, why? Because tomorrow at dawn, the village committee will be elected, and it is more important to see who will be elected as the village chief.

On the night before the election, the candidates went door-to-door to canvass for votes and made a final sprint to the election.

Just after dinner today, the loudspeaker in the village shouted: "All villagers, please pay attention, according to the spirit of the instructions of the superiors, tomorrow at 8 o'clock in the morning, gather at the big field in front of the village, all villagers who have reached the age of 18 are eligible to participate in the village committee election and vote, and those who do not come will be regarded as abstaining!" ”

After yelling several times in a row, the eardrums were numb, which was annoying.

Xinghua took the opportunity to put her face on Zhou Qun's chest, and pushed Zhou Qun with her little tender hand, she asked, "Hey, will you vote this time?" Who should we choose? ”

Zhou Qun hugged Xinghua's delicate shoulder, took a bite of her forehead with his mouth, and kissed her fragrantly and sweetly.

He said casually: "Whoever the hell is this official is like a bird, I don't think any of us should elect, don't vote, don't show up, don't offend that person......"

"! This time, we have to vote, and no one can choose that Fu Orchid! ”

"Why?"

"Why, you look at her virtue, she looks fake all day long, and she can do it with more than 3,000 people in the village, she is a 'grandson monkey's chick - able to resist sticks'. Ahh ”

"Hey! Where are you spitting out? It's all sprayed all over my face. Zhou Qun wiped his face and explained softly and slowly, "Actually, Fu Lanhua is very good, she has indeed done a lot of things for everyone." ”

"! You've got a crush on her again, haven't you? You're going to have to get through with her. If you choose her this time, don't enter this house. Xinghua roared and pushed away Zhou Qun's hug.

",, mom, you're!" Zhou Qun was in a hurry, he angrily scolded Xinghua and said, "You will squirt feces all day long." When did I get to have sex with her? You said! Mom, you are fished out of the vinegar jar, you have been jealous since you were a child, if you die now, then you have eaten vinegar for a lifetime. What kind of thing are you? Hum! ”

Zhou Qunyi sat up, reached out and pulled a cigarette from the bedside table, lit it, and took two puffs.

In fact, Zhou Qun was right. Xinghua's maiden family is this village, and Zhou Qun's family lives on the same street, and the two adults are better and have close contacts, so Xinghua and Zhou Qun naturally often play together, and they are children of the same age.

From elementary school in the village to junior high school in the city, they have always been classmates, and they can be regarded as "childhood sweethearts", but they may not be "two little guesses".

Xinghua's family is relatively wealthy, and she has a lot of change in her hand, and often buys toys for Zhou Qun, buys delicious snacks and so on.

With this trick, she coaxed Zhou Qun to circle around her all day long.

I went to elementary school, and in my spare time, a group of children played shuttlecock kicking and jumping rope together; While singing a nursery rhyme, he danced the ribs: "Little apple, round and round, give it to the children's group, the children's group, do not retreat, resolutely participate in the guerrillas, guerrillas, load guns, and specialize in fighting devils and little Japanese children......"

"The car, the flute, the horse, the orchid blooms twenty-one, twenty-five-six, two-five-seven, two-eight-two-nine-thirty-one......"

But later, the nursery rhymes of the friends slowly changed, and they sang like this: "Kick Zhou Qun, step on the apricot blossoms, two grasshoppers tied to the rope, two grasshoppers, jumping around, folding their wings and crawling underground, crawling underground, like Wang Ba, slowly and leisurely like Wang Ba......"

When they heard this, they almost didn't get angry, and they went to the teacher to complain together, but the teacher not only did not make decisions for them, but criticized them for always loving to come late and leave early.

For the sake of nursery rhymes, they fought with their classmates a lot. In fact, this can only be blamed on Xinghua herself, at the beginning, it was completely caused by Xinghua.

Zhou Qun can make shuttlecocks, and he kicks very well, and he has a skipping rope that is not thick or thin, so many young students like to play games with him, and of course, there are female classmates.

But Xinghua didn't let him play with the girl, so he could only play with her alone. Zhou Qun really listened to her, otherwise he wouldn't want to eat any more good things. Therefore, the young students were angry and made up such a nursery rhyme.

When the first class was divided, the two were not in the same class, and later Xinghua proposed to the teacher many times to transfer the class, and asked her father to ask the school leaders to ask for a request to be adjusted to the same class with Zhou Qun, saying that they would come together and take care of them on the way.

At that time, I don't know how many times, Xinghua excused herself to say that the car was broken, and asked Zhou Qun to take her to school and take her home.

Zhou Qun is also happy to do this, even if it is windy or rainy.

Later, the two of them learned about the knowledge of adults, and she first fell in love, and released a lot of girlish feelings to Zhou Qun.

A female classmate secretly asked her: "Xinghua, do you like Zhou Qun?" This kid is pretty bad, isn't he? ”

She grinned and said, "A man is not a bad man, I just don't have that bad energy." ”

Later, the two got closer and closer, and finally one day, she secretly ate the forbidden fruit in her home, and she also tried the sweetness of being a woman......

Zhou Qun thought back to the past, and just finished smoking a cigarette, but he involuntarily reached out and lit one.

He was like swallowing clouds and spitting out mist, and from time to time his mouth spat out one after another, and the smoke filled the ceiling, and a choking smell followed.

Xinghua couldn't help but sit up and shout: "Pump, smoke!" You want to choke people to death! Get out and smoke! ”

"What are you yelling at? If you don't smoke, you won't smoke, why are you yelling so loudly? I'm about to wake up the kids. Zhou Qun felt unreasonable at this time, so he lowered his voice and said, "Okay, good, don't smoke, don't smoke, okay?" ”

He snuffed out the cigarette butt, hugged the back of his head with both hands and lay on the pillow, sighed, and muttered uncleanly: "Alas, choosing this bird move will make the eight families unhappy." How did you meet bad luck in the past two days? Mom. ”

Xinghua sat up suddenly, found herself naked, and reached out to pull a piece of clothing and drape it over her body. She glanced at Zhou Qun and asked, "By the way, you didn't say that I forgot, where have you been fooling around in the past two days?" Which goblin did you run around again? ”

"Go,." Xinghua's random suspicion and counting, suddenly made Zhou Qun hold back the fire, and he wanted to make a big deal, but when he saw Xinghua's half-naked body, it was like being doused by the clear and rippling spring rain.

Speaking of Zhou Qun's character, everyone in the village knows that he has an extraordinarily introverted personality, is very loose, not too rigorous, and his temper is sometimes hot and cold.

According to his words: "I don't have a temper with my family and those close to me. ”

He also often said: "Why should the villagers compete for superiority? If you look up and don't look down, you can get by and get by......" is an ancient school of moderation. And it is in line with the concept of harmony in the current society.

That being said, it was before he drank, and as soon as he drank it, he suddenly became "a dog eats cellar manure - he doesn't understand human." This is also what he said himself.

He reached out and stroked his fingers teasingly across the tender skin of the apricot blossom, until she felt itchy and hot.

But before her anger just now was exhausted, she shook her hand and pushed Zhou Qun away, and her small mouth was so pouting that she could tie her head to a donkey. scolded: "Nima's less come, don't admit it, you're good with that girl, think I don't know?" You have a few flower intestines, and the old lady has already seen it clearly. Hum! ”

"Mom, I still really like her, but people don't like me." Zhou Qun said, his voice changed, but he whispered to himself: "This Fu Orchid is really, what are you busy with all day long?" If only I wouldn't do those thankless things? ”

"Phew! What a shame! Salty (idle) eat radish eggs (light) worry. She's idle and profligate! Xinghua scolded.

Zhou Qun asked, "What?" Nima's saying this is really a lack of conscience! If it weren't for the orchid to help us take out a loan, we would have been able to buy a semi-trailer? We ran the transportation to live like this, otherwise, you eat a bird's egg? Thirsty northwest wind, you! ”

"She's helping you too, you don't know about me?" Xinghua quibbled.

"You are called strong words, unreasonable!" Zhou Qunzhong sat up again, pointed to the apricot blossom and said, "What about you! Think I don't know about you and the second king of Hades? You ......"

"Smack!" Xinghua slapped Zhou Qun in the face, and his face turned blue with anger.

"Woo woo woo ......" Xinghua turned over and got out of bed, she sat on the sofa half-naked, covering her face with both hands and sobbing in a low voice.

When Zhou Qun saw it, he wilted like a deflated ball all of a sudden.

In people's eyes, it is not a thing to say that he has a bad temper, but he can't see a woman crying and crying.

His wife Xinghua still grasped his weakness, and every time she raised her mouth, she finally couldn't do him, so she allowed this trick. This is called "one move to defeat the enemy", and he really has no power to fight back.

No, Zhou Qun sat timidly on the bed, covering the half of his face that he had just been beaten by his wife, and muttered in his heart: Alas, why are you mentioning this stubble? Mom, this kid is not beaten by people, sooner or later I have to clean up your dog's day!