Chapter 150: You Cry and Say to Me Fairy Tales Are All Liars (Part I)

"The Legend of the White Snake" is a classic folk love story from the Southern Song Dynasty: the kind-hearted thousand-year-old white snake was refined into a human form, under the pseudonym Bai Suzhen, in order to pursue love, he met Xu Xian in the West Lake of Hangzhou, and the two fell in love and became husband and wife. But Jinshan Temple Fahai hated Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen's beautiful marriage, warned Xu Xian that his wife was transformed by the snake demon, Dragon Boat Festival, Xu Xian listened to Fahai's pruning, persuaded Bai Suzhen to drink the realgar wine, Bai Suzhen showed his original form, Xu Xian was frightened to death. In order to save her husband's life, Bai Suzhen sneaked into Kunlun Mountain and stole the Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass, but was stopped by the two immortals of Helu and Lu, Bai Suzhen was defeated, but the Antarctic fairy Weng gave the fairy grass out of sympathy and saved Xu Xian. But Fahai deceived Xu Xian into becoming a monk in Jinshan, and Bai Suzhen rescued Xu Xian in Jinshan, but was defeated and suppressed by Fahai under Leifeng Tower. Later, his son sacrificed to the tower, Leifeng Pagoda fell, Bai Suzhen got out of trouble, the family was reunited, and HappyEnd~

The story of "The Legend of the White Snake" was passed down by word of mouth among the people, and was later compiled by the Qing Dynasty literati Fang Chengpei as "The Legend of Leifeng Pagoda", and derived drama scripts such as "Double Snake Fight", "Stealing Treasury Silver", "Stealing Fairy Grass", and "Water Manjin Mountain". In the era of industrialization, "The Legend of the White Snake" also continued its influence through the platform of movies and TV series.

From the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, to Dong Yong's Seven Fairies, and then to Xu Xian Bai Suzhen, these folk love stories are basically inseparable from the YY routine of the heavenly beauty upside down to the dick silk man, to put it mildly, it is called the simple desire of the folk people for freedom and love, to put it bluntly, 30 million singles can only rely on the second yuan to soothe the desire for the opposite sex spouse in their hearts. Since "The Legend of the White Snake" is a classic YY novel that has become a national hit, it is naturally impossible to have any aggrieved ending.

However, only fairy tales can have a truly happy ending. And in the Xiuzhen world of the jungle, the story of "The Legend of the White Snake" is not so simple.

When Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian met on the bank of the West Lake, it was the early Southern Song Dynasty, Grandpa Yue had just died in the Fengbo Pavilion, the Song and Jin armistice, and the Southern Song Dynasty court finally breathed a sigh of relief, stumbling out of a series of chaos caused by the Jingkang Change, and enjoying the partial life of "the warm breeze smoked the tourists drunk, and Hangzhou was Bianzhou".

The Great Song Dynasty, which was already congenitally bad, has now lost half of the Central Plains, and its luck can be described as a big loss. This "Son of Heaven" did not give strength, causing the six gates, which were more dependent on the true life dragon qi, to also weaken, and the supervision of the Three Realms order was also much looser.

At that time, it was not the era of the end of the law, on the contrary, it was a good year when the aura of heaven and earth was abundant, whether it was a sword immortal monk or a demon and a monster, it was like a carp crossing the river, plus the supervision of the six doors was suddenly relaxed, and the "rivers and lakes" of the cultivators suddenly became magnificent: either today's Shu Mountain and Emei robbed the cave mansion, or tomorrow's Dragon and Tiger Mountain to find the final Nanshan fighting method, and even drilled out of the ravine to kidnap people and eat people There are a lot more demons, anyway, during the difficult period of the six doors, the number of people who died in battle was not as much as exhaustion.

Compared with those bigwigs who call for wind and rain on the rivers and lakes, a white snake spirit who just wants to fall in love will naturally not attract the attention of the busy six doors, even if this thousand-year-old white snake spirit is a demon king-level powerful faction, and the cultivation is still rare Buddhism Guanyin Zen.

Bai Suzhen wants to fall in love, everyone can understand this, men love women. However, Bai Suzhen did not find a demon cultivator with the same mana as a Taoist like other demon cultivators, but fell in love with a mortal Xu Immortal who had no mana on the bank of the West Lake, so the problem came...... How?

Ahem, back to the topic, Bai Suzhen dares to love willfully, and wants to learn from the Cowherd and Weaver Girl to have a cross-racial taboo love, but she doesn't have the knife-mouthed tofu-hearted queen mother behind the Weaver Girl, who can directly promote her son-in-law from a human to a god, so she must face the problem caused by the gap between the two sides: even if Xu Xian has maintenance methods like Lin Zhiying, he can look like he is twenty years old at the age of fifty, but his physiology will grow old sooner or later, and for a thousand-year-old demon like Bai Suzhen, the human body is too fragile and the life span is too short.

If you want to stay with Xu Xian, then you have to at least teach Xu Xian to cultivate the truth, and Xu Xian's spiritual vein qualification is not suitable for Bai Suzhen's set of Guanyin Zen exercises, but it's okay not to practice, but after a wave of forced practice, it made Xu Xian go mad, and half of his body turned into a vegetative person - the legend of the world is that he was frightened by Bai Suzhen who drank realgar wine and showed his original form, this statement is purely taken for granted, Duan Yu, who is not even a cultivator, can use internal force to force the wine out, it makes no sense that the thousand-year-old demon cultivator will be afraid of alcohol!

Bai Suzhen didn't recruit, and her follower Xiaoqing didn't recruit either, so Bai Suzhen asked an old friend for help, and the name of that old friend was Fahai.

That's right, it's Fahai, the turtle essence Fahai.

Bai Suzhen and Fahai are both born in Emeishan Demon Cultivation, and their exercises are also very similar, one is Guanyin Zen, the other is Vajra Zen, plus the two are of similar age and cultivation are comparable, so Bai Suzhen and Fahai can be regarded as "childhood sweethearts", "old classmates", "old neighbors", "good opponents", and "good friends".

From the turtle and snake combined with the divine beast Xuanwu, to the two turtle and snake generals under the throne of the Zhenwu Emperor, and then to the two turtles and snakes in Wuhan across the river. The turtle and the snake are the classic CP of the crane and the deer, the dragon and the tiger in traditional culture. And among the Taoist couples formed by demon cultivators, there are many combinations of turtles and snakes, although it is relatively difficult to give birth, but the little turtles and snakes born are often extremely talented, and if you are lucky, you can also cultivate the Xuanwu bloodline, and evolve from demon beasts to divine beasts.

In fact, whether it is the local monks of Mount Emei or Fahai himself, he has always felt that he and Bai Suzhen are a match made in heaven for thousands of years.

It's just that childhood sweethearts from ancient times to the present are destined to be love cannon fodder, and the heavenly system is the king. Due to the slow temperament of the old turtle of Fahai, and the shyness of feelings, coupled with the fact that Buddhist exercises often emphasize abstinence, the relationship between the two has been maintained at the stage of good friends, until the two go out of the mountains and go their separate ways, and even the ambiguity of "love above friends is not enough" did not arise.

Readers, when you see this, you must remember: If you see the right girl chasing after you, don't think too much, these days the wolf has more meat and less girls and waits for no one!

Fahai has mixed very well over the years, he has an honest and kind personality, and has a wide range of contacts, he not only opened a sect in Zhenjiang Jinshan Temple, taught a group of little turtles, and even connected with the six doors, at that time, the upper echelons of the six doors were already considering absorbing him into the demon gate arrest team, if everything went well, Fahai could become the deputy head of the demon gate and become Qiao Naihe's colleague.

Bai Suzhen opened her mouth to ask for help, and Fahai naturally responded. But if he was allowed to save the husband of the goddess in his heart...... Hehehe, Fahai is just a shrunken turtle, not a green-haired turtle.

Bai Suzhen naturally wondered why her good friend was reluctant to help, so she naturally had to ask why. So, Fahai, who had been holding back for a thousand years, made a belated confession to Bai Suzhen, right in front of the bedside of the vegetative Xu Xian.

Back then, NTR was a thrill!

Of course, the "honest man" Fahai was still soft-hearted after all, although he was unwilling to help in person, but in the end he still told Bai Suzhen that the snow mountain lingzhi in Kunlun Mountain could save Xu Xian.

The Kunlun Mountain that Fahai is talking about is not the Kunlun Mountain in reality, but refers to the sect cave of the Kunlun Daomen of the Great Sect of Xiuzhen. Naturally, there is no Antarctic Immortal Weng in the Kunlun Daomen, the Antarctic Immortal Weng is a god in the heavenly realm, how can it be mixed with the Xiuzhen sect in the world, but the Kunlun Daomen does have some origin and inheritance with the Antarctic Immortal.

For example...... The two town house beasts enshrined in the Kunlun Daomen, the crane immortal and the deer immortal, among them, the crane immortal is the eldest disciple of the Antarctic Immortal Weng Throne, the crane boy is in the vein, he has reached the demon emperor, and he also cultivates an ancient peerless heavenly eye calculation, and he can be regarded as a well-known big man in the rivers and lakes.

The Kunshan faction is a Taoist sect, and Bai Suzhen is a Buddhist cultivator, and the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism is one of the mainstream struggles in the world of cultivation, comparable to the dispute between salty tofu brain and sweet tofu brain on the modern Internet. There is a relationship between this layer of doctrine, whether Bai Suzhen asks for it, buys it, or even sells it, I am afraid that she will not be able to get the snow mountain Ganoderma lucidum in Kunlun Mountain.

Since the right way can't be taken, Bai Suzhen can only consider stealing.

So, Bai Suzhen, who was blind because of love, secretly sneaked into Kunlun Mountain with Xiaoqing.

At the beginning, things were quite smooth, because the Kunlun Daomen had been busy looking for the Shushan Sword Sect to tear it up recently, to compete for the name of the world's largest faction, and the little bit of Taoism were pulled out to strengthen their momentum, resulting in a shortage of manpower left behind in the door, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing really found a snow mountain Ganoderma lucidum in the outer mountains and forests.

And then...... Then Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing were blocked by the crane immortals.

Heaven and earth treasure this thing, under normal circumstances, it is difficult to breed in greenhouses, often a fairy grass occupies a mountain, so that there is enough rich heaven and earth aura and the essence of the sun and the moon to nourish, so most of the Xiuzhen sect cultivates fairy grass and spirit beasts, and they all adopt the method of wild stocking.

The main responsibility of the Crane Immortal in the Kunlun Daomen is to monitor and protect the heavenly treasures in the mountains and forests, and his peerless Heavenly Eyes are also very suitable for such a job. When Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing had just infiltrated Kunlun Mountain, the Crane Immortals had already noticed it, and they only quietly followed all the way with the mentality of taking the thief and taking the stolen goods.

People get all the stolen goods, and the thieves are not willing to be caught, so ...... Let's fight, right?

As a result, Bai Suzhen, who had a mortal mentality, and Xiaoqing made a move, but found that this mighty crane immortal was actually a showman, so they beat him violently, and then walked away with the booty.

Is the crane immortal really a showman?

After a long time, it wasn't until the moment before Bai Suzhen was imprisoned in Leifeng Pagoda that she learned from Fahai that the day before the two snakes sneaked into Kunlun, Fahai had already met with another town house beast deer immortal in Kunlun Daomen through personal relations, and no one knew what they talked about.

On the eve of Bai Suzhen's theft of fairy grass, the deer immortals seemed to dislike that the vegetarian banquet of the monk Fahai was not refreshing enough, and they had a drink with the "good brother" and "old colleague" Hexianren......

Later, the derelict crane immortals were charged with "guarding and stealing" by the Kunlun Daomen, ripped out the demon pill, plucked out the feathers, cut off the long peck, broke the limbs, deposed the Taoist, and expelled from the mountain. And the deer immortal has become the only town house beast in Kunlun Daomen, with the gradual depletion of the aura of heaven and earth, the head of Kunlun has also changed generation after generation, and his status has become more and more respectful, not only enjoying the double elders, but even the head of the house has to bend down and call him "Lu Lao".

Later, there was a small place called Ping'an County, and there was an old liar He Laobai, who seemed to be a fairy and a bone, but was actually obscene and greedy, and walked the streets and alleys to tell fortunes to make a living.

Later, Zhang Sanfeng Zhenren became the last land immortal who shattered the void and ascended to the heavenly realm, the aura of heaven and earth was increasingly depleted, and the arrival of the era of the end of the law made the treasures of heaven and earth more and more scarce, even the top faction like Kunlun Daomen was also facing the problem of a shortage of cultivation resources. Thereupon......

One day, the Kunlun Daomen announced to the outside world: I sent a long-tested loyal Zhenzhai Divine Beast Lu Immortal, due to his advanced age and cultivation to go crazy, died after ineffective treatment, and donated his body to the sect with his own consent. Now we are soliciting furnace equipment, pill excipients and professionals from the vast cultivation world to jointly refine deer antler body protection pills, antler spirit staff, and deer skin shocking armor......