Chapter 63: What should I do if I have too much masturbation and less white head? Just cut it off.
Du Gui lay on the bed weakly, and the prostration caused by extreme fatigue made him feel dizzy and nauseous, tossing and turning for a long time, but mentally showing a kind of pathological euphoria.
The overuse of the clairvoyance ability made Du Gui's two big eyes sore and painful, and he felt like they were about to burst like a balloon at any moment, and his ears were filled with chaotic noises, so he didn't even have a chance to sleep and rest.
However, Du Gui, who finally made some money, politely rejected Erxi's suggestion to temporarily withdraw the clairvoyance.
Compared with the physical pain, Du Gui is more afraid that in case of an accident, this clairvoyant Shunfeng ear will be repeatedly "installed and uninstalled", resulting in the attenuation of efficiency, or even completely disappearing, then his plan to make a fortune will be completely blind.
"Hey, Dad, is our son sick with something? How did you come back from a trip and feel like you have lost a few pounds? There are fewer whiteheads. ”
"How do I know...... Even if it's a drug addict, it doesn't get so fast. Isn't it out of love? Isn't there a saying that the clothes and belts are gradually widened and they will not regret it, and they will make people haggard for Yiyi? He's so white-headed, I'm afraid he's also mentally stimulated, right? ”
Du Dad and Du's mother's whispering next door couldn't hide Du Gui's ears, he was so angry that he patted the bed board and shouted: "I'm not sick!" I'm not on drugs! I'm just tired! ”
Du Gui - even Hu Erxi himself didn't know that the reason for Du Gui's rapid weakening was actually that Hu Erxi instinctively sucked and consumed the vitality in Du Gui's body, transforming it into nutrition for his own development and growth and using the spiritual power of clairvoyance and ears.
So far, Du Gui only feels that clairvoyance is more tiring to use, and it is more annoying that he can't turn off his ears downwind, although he occasionally feels that excessive fatigue is harmful to his health, but he really doesn't think about long-term longevity.
"Knock knock!"
A few crisp knocks on the door, when they reached Du Gui's ears, were as loud as thunder, shaking his eardrums and stabbing painfully, he helplessly pouted his ass and buried his head in the quilt, like an ostrich escaping from reality.
The worried Du Dad and Du Ma only came to visit the door as relatives and friends - they had already heard the news that their son had won the lottery, and the neighbors who had already come to Daoxi several times before and the relatives who borrowed money taught them to send them away on the grounds that their son was not feeling well and it was inconvenient to talk about things for the time being.
"Dad, you go and answer the door, and if it's nothing serious, just send it away. I'll go see my son again, and if it's not right, we'll take him straight to the hospital. Du's mother rubbed her eyebrows tiredly, but her strong motherhood gave her the courage to face reality, allowing her to stand tall and support half of the family's sky.
Daddy Du sighed helplessly, muttered, "This child has never made people worry", and opened the door with a heavy face.
"Huh? The...... Uncle, who are you looking for? ”
Standing outside the gate, it was not the acquaintance visitor guessed by Du Dad and Du Ma, but an old man with a thin and tall figure and a fairy appearance, he was wearing a silk Tang costume, holding a rag with a gossip diagram in his left hand, and holding a Luo Geng for looking at feng shui in his right hand.
He Laobai nodded with a smile and said softly: "Two laymen, the son of your family has a hexagram ......."
"Bang!"
Daddy Du closed the door expressionlessly, he belongs to the proletarian worker big brother who is in the roots, he has never seen fortune telling in his life, and he also participated in activities such as "breaking the four olds" when he was a child, and he has not looked down on those fortune tellers who rely on his tongue to eat.
"Wrong, wrong! I'm sick again! He Laobai put away Luo Geng and the gossip map, raised his hand and slapped his broken mouth a few times, and knocked on the door and shouted: "Two eldest brothers and sisters-in-law, your son is sick!" ”
"Your son is sick!" Daddy Du was so angry that he opened the door, grabbed He Laobai's collar and was about to beat people, although he was also annoyed that his son was not angry, but he couldn't allow outsiders like He Laobai to talk nonsense.
He Laobai smiled slightly, learned Qin Hunt's tone when he did "health consultation", pretended to be compassionate, and sighed: "The so-called doctor's parents' heart, I'm a person, I can't leave it alone when I see someone sick, especially if I am seriously ill and don't know it...... I have learned "Bian Que Meets Cai Huangong", right?" It's not right to shy away from medical treatment! ”
When Du's mother saw the movement at the door, she also calmed down, crossed her waist and came up to retort: "Bian Que only deduced the illness after seeing Cai Huan, what kind of reason is it for you to come to the door inexplicably and say that our son is sick?" ”
"Weak, eating heavily, losing weight, lethargy, at first glance like an addict, right?" He Laobai saw that the other party's face was uncertain, and added another fire, "If my guess is right, your son is still less white, right?" ”
Du's mother argued forcefully: "The neighbors have known about these situations for a long time. Who knows if you are a charlatan, after listening to some short rumors from parents, you came to the door to cheat money! ”
"No, no, no, I don't want a penny from you, not even for your son's treatment." He Laobai smiled and waved his hand, seeing that Du Dad and Du Ma's face was a little pale, he finally decided to put down a handful of fierce materials, and said slowly: "Actually, your son's body has grown a ...... Extras, just cut it. No, not a cancerous tumor. It's that 'little thing' that causes your son's eyes and ears to become bigger, and his facial features are a little distorted......"
When Du Gui overheard this, he was immediately anxious, and regardless of his body prostration, his legs and feet were weak, he crashed out of the room with a "bang" and shouted: "Divine doctor!" Expert! Please don't say it! ”
He Laobai proudly stroked his goatee, a dashing appearance of a worldly master hanging a pot to save the world, at this moment, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Don't say it, this feeling of pretending to be a miracle doctor is really good...... Think about it carefully, is my image more suitable for being an old Chinese medicine doctor? If that kid from Qin Hunt is willing to cooperate, I will attract customers, he will heal the disease, and join forces, wouldn't it be beautiful......"
At the same time, a faint orange light also flashed in Du Gui's bloodshot eyes, and Hu Erxi almost shouted to Du Gui with joy: "Look! What a beautiful crane! I'll just say, there are indeed fairies and monsters in this world! ”
In the eyes of Hu Erxi, who is not yet mentally sound, the crane spirit He Laobai is not a "goblin", and he is not the object she wants to eliminate!
The so-called "goblins" are all ugly villains like snakes, scorpions, centipedes and the like in "Gourd Baby", characters like He Laobai, who are humanoid fairies and have explosive appearances, are either the fairy masters who guide the growth of the protagonist, or the righteous friends who bring their own rations and equipment to help fight the boss, even if they have done a lot of bad things when they appear, they will definitely be whitewashed into allies before the finale, and with an excuse such as "cursed", "delirious", "loss of memory", etc., easily get rid of responsibility and jump to the protagonist's side to enjoy the fruits of victory.
To sum up, it is the appearance that determines the fate!
Hu Erxi's innocent little girl's view of good and evil is so capricious!
As long as you are handsome, you can be a thief!
If you look ugly, a good person will abuse a dog!