Chapter 955: Horror
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"I can also ......speak Chinese," John smiled kindly, "dear princess, your reasons do not convince me ......"
"But you have to know the way...... Julia pouted, "your Chinese is not standard, and in China, there are more dialects than you can count, if I can't communicate with him in words, I can still communicate in words......"
"Don't think I don't understand anything, my lovely princess......" John rolled his eyes, "The Chinese characters you learn are traditional Chinese characters, and the Chinese Chinese characters are simplified Chinese characters......"
"Dear Uncle John, what if I must let him live in my house? In the name of the Roman Empire...... Julia was immediately a little annoyed, "if you are still a knight......"
"Well......" John was helpless, "but I need to guard your house, protect you at all times, in the name of a knight......"
"Of course...... Julia was immediately amused, "I very much welcome my uncle to live in my house......"
"Hey......" Jack immediately came up, "Beautiful princess, your knight also wants to live in your home and protect you at all times, even if it costs his life for it, in the name of the knight......"
"Fuck off......" Julia kicked Jack in the ass and bounced home to clean up the house.
"For what??" Jack immediately wailed, "Uncle John is old, he can only eat a slice of bread for a meal, he can't protect you at all......"
"Jack...... John's face darkened a little, "you bastard boy, if you talk nonsense again, I will duel you in the name of a knight......"
"Just kidding......" Jack wilted for a moment, smiled and didn't dare to say more.
The men were carried into Julia's house and placed on the large soft bed. Julia took a wet towel and began to wipe his face.
"My beautiful princess......" John wiped the sweat from his forehead, "I want you to keep your distance from this oriental, yes, not because he is dangerous, but because, you are a lady......"
"I'm sorry......" Julia's little face turned a little red, "I just see he's too dirty......"
"I can do this kind of work, of course, I think Jack would prefer to ......," John smiled. Said.
"Yes, I'd love to ......," Jack immediately came to the bed and snatched the towel from Julia's hand, "but I promise, I'm definitely not interested in him......," he said, and began to wipe the man's face.
"Tap, you're going to hurt his ......," Julia felt pain as she watched.
"No......" John smiled, "this Oriental man has a very strong body, Jack won't hurt his ......"
"His clothes. Peel it off too......" Julia's little face was a little red, "it's all broken......"
"His clothes have a peculiar texture, they can't hang the dust at all, I think this guy. Surely not an ordinary person......" John said, frowning.
"Of course he's not an ordinary man......" Julia smirked, "he's a messenger sent down from heaven, and I've seen him fall from ...... sky with my own eyes."
"Then his landing is rough enough......" Jack smiled. Said.
"Jack, you're so annoying......" Julia glared at Jack, "Do you think I'm lying?" ”
"No, no, no......," Jack shrugged. I'm just curious, falling from the sky?? Could it be that he is an alien? ”
"He's not an alien...... Julia pouted, "I know his clothes, it's a traditional Han costume, and the style is still a crown dress, do you know what a crown dress is??" That's something that only royalty can wear......"
"Could it be that this person is a highness?" Jack's heart suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, if this man is a royal family, then wouldn't he be a good match with a beautiful princess, just right...... Wouldn't that be my business??
"I don't know what to do......," Julia sat on the edge of the bed and gently touched the long knife, "The style of this knife is somewhat like a Japanese sword, but I'm sure it's definitely not a Japanese sword......
"This should be called a Miao knife...... John pinched his chin, his eyebrows furrowed, "It's a saber used in the middle and late Ming Dynasty, but the blade is a little wider......"
"Uncle John, it's getting dark now, isn't it time for you to cook??" Julia glanced at John, "I don't want to eat Aunt Mickey's potato goulash, it's so unpalatable......"
"I'm sorry......" John's face immediately turned red, "Dear princess, the knight's skills do not include cooking, I'm sorry......"
"Forget it......," Julia sighed, "I'll do it, my grandfather once left me a cookbook, and I thought I could find delicious food in it to surprise you......"
"Your Royal Highness Princess......" John immediately became frightened, "I'm very sorry, I've already had dinner, yes, I've already had dinner, so I won't trouble you......"
"Uncle John......" Jack screamed, "where did your honesty go??" You have deceived Your Royal Highness the Honorable Princess......"
"Jack......" John's face darkened at that time, "I am a well-intentioned deception, the great princess cooks for the courtiers, which is not allowed by God......"
"Uncle John......" Julia glared at John, "I'm going to surprise you, just wait......" said him, and ran out of the house and cooked.
"Bastard boy......" John glared at Jack, "even if I get food poisoning, you don't want to take my place, I'll let Nykline and them continue my mission......"
"Hehe...... "Uncle John, I think it's best to take the knife off when you sleep, what do you think?" As he spoke, he was about to get the man's knife down.
"It's okay to play around, but you can't take it for yourself......," John instructed.
"Hold it tight......ly" Jack didn't get the knife out of the man's hand for a long time, and immediately went to break the man's fingers, but something happened to this break, and the man's eyes opened.
In a pair of blood-red eyes, the fierce light is shining, which makes people take a look. I feel like I'm going to be broken.
"Ah......h......h Good...... It's horrible......"
"Oh my God......" John saw the man's eyes, and the cold sweat on his body came down at that time, "Maybe this Oriental man is really the devil, I actually brought the devil to the princess's house......"
The man's eyes opened, but they did not wake up, and after only a few breaths, they closed again.
"Uncle John......" Jack hid behind John, "it's horrible." Let's get him away......"
"Now it's not a matter of sending him away, but to send the princess away......" John took a deep breath, "You go, take the princess to my house, I have packed up the royal tokens, let's leave right away and leave the village......"
"Good ......" Jack didn't dare to slack off, and quickly ran out of the kitchen, carrying the princess who was cooking in the kitchen. Ran quickly towards John's house.
"Jack, what are you doing??" Julia screamed.
"Princess, Uncle John asked me to take you away, please forgive me......" Jack said very apologetically.
"You talk nonsense. How could Uncle John do such a ridiculous thing?? Julia screamed, struggling desperately.
"My great princess...... "Jack was helpless, "it's true, and it was Uncle John who made me do it." The reason is very simple, and it is also very helpless, the Oriental you saved is too dangerous. We had to do this for the sake of your life......"
"Whoa......" At this moment, a wolf howl sounded.
"Oh......" Jack immediately put Julia down and patted his forehead helplessly, "Beautiful princess, it seems that we can't leave for the time being, your warrior is going to destroy these hateful wolves, will you give me a kiss of victory??" ”
"I'll talk about it when you come back alive......" Julia glared at Jack hatefully, grabbed the corner of her skirt, and ran towards the house.
"Hehe...... "Hey," Jack shouted, "Knights of Rome, let's go and give these wolves a little color......"
"Jack......" A middle-aged man pounced out with a giant sword, with a look of sarcasm on his face, "I finally understand why the Chinese army is so fragile, because the Chinese is too soft, it can't boost morale at all, just like you just said, it's soft, I just want to go home and sleep well......"
"In that case...... Jack glanced at the middle-aged man, "do you dare to say it in front of Her Royal Highness the Princess??" ”
"Of course you don't dare to ......," the middle-aged man shrugged, "But Her Royal Highness the princess isn't here, is she?" ”
"Hey......" A muscular young man walked out of a blacksmith shop with a knife in one hand and a shield in the other, "Chinese is actually a very great language, and what we say is Chinese soft, for the simple reason that we should go to the Chinese Academy to study, not watch the English programs translated by China Television......"
"Harry......" Jack glanced at the muscular man, "I can't imagine that you can say such profound words, and I admire it very much......"
"You won the prize...... the muscular man smiled faintly and nodded politely, "This is all said by Her Royal Highness the Princess, I just repeat it......"
"Phew......," Jack breathed a sigh of relief, "I don't think we're going to talk about how to learn Chinese now, but to get rid of all the damn wolves, yes, all of them......"
"Okay...... the middle-aged man shrugged his shoulders, "Dear Jack, you're right, our main task now is to take out the wolf......"
As he spoke, seven or eight more young men with giant swords and long knives gathered together, and a dozen or so people rushed towards the direction from which the wolf howl came.
"Uncle John......" When Julia returned home, she saw John walking out of the house with a scepter, and her expression suddenly became a little unkind, "What are you doing here??" ”
"Oh......" John shrugged his shoulders, "my dear princess, we can't stay here any longer, we're going to leave at once, yes, at once......"
"Give me back my scepter......" Julia said coldly with wide eyes, staring straight at John, holding out her little hand.
"All right......," John sighed, handing the scepter to Julia, "but you must come with me, immediately, immediately." Let's go now......"
"Impossible......" Julia took the scepter and went straight into the house, "I won't leave here, this is my home, it's where my ancestors have lived for generations......"
"Dear princess......" John sighed helplessly, and followed Julia into the house, "this Oriental man we rescued is a very dangerous person, just like Mickey's damned fat woman said, he is a devil. His eyes are blood-red and very scary......"
"Uncle John......" Julia came out of the house angrily, "I don't know what you're doing this for, and I don't mind if you break the rules of chivalry, but I want you to hand them over, yes, quickly." Hurting a man who has no ability to resist is something that only the ruffians do, not the great knights......"
"What are you talking about??" John was immediately surprised, "Why can't I understand what you're saying?" He said. I went into the house to take a look, and when I saw it, I was immediately stunned, what about the Oriental man lying on the bed?? Why is it gone??
"Oh, buy cakes. Oh buy cakes......" Jack yelled and rushed back, "it's horrible......"
"Jack......" John came out of the house, his face dark. As a knight of the goddess, I don't want to hear the disgusting word "buy cake" from your mouth......"
"Oh......" Jack ran up to John, gasping for air, "Uncle John, I'm so sorry, it's just incredible, so I ...... Is that oriental man no longer in the house?? ”
"How do you know the way??" John's brow furrowed.
"Of course I know, because I just saw him ......" Jack gasped for a long time before finally breathing evenly, "this Oriental man, it's so hateful, he doesn't even leave us a chance to perform, three hundred wild wolves as high as a house, kill them all with one knife, my God, it's really terrible, I swear, from now on, he will be my idol, I want to learn Chinese kung fu from him......"
"A wolf with a house so tall??" John didn't care about the Orientals, but paid a lot of attention to the wild wolf, the wild wolf used to be as tall as an adult at most, but now, there was a wild wolf as tall as a house, and an invisible pressure suddenly pressed on his shoulders.
"Yes......" Jack nodded seriously, "It's just that the house is so high, you know, I'm a noble knight, I can't lie and deceive you......"
"Okay...... John instantly felt like he was a teenager older, "I believe you, I think, we can only stay here now......"
"Uncle John, I think we should go see the wolves now, you know, I haven't eaten meat in a long time......" Julia said with a long sigh of relief.
"Isn't potato goulash meat?" Jack looked at Julia in some surprise and said.
"Shut up......" Julia said, glaring at Jack.
"Where's the kiss of victory??" Jack rolled his eyes, "I need the encouragement of the kisses......"
"I'm going to see if you've lied about your exploits......," Julia rolled her eyes, "Why don't you lead the way??" ”
"Okay, you come with me......" Jack was immediately excited, the wolf corpses were spread all over the ground, and the battle exploits were still clear at a glance?? It seems that he has taken this fragrant kiss, so he led the way in front and led Julia towards the wolf corpse.
"This idiot...... John shook his head slightly, and hurriedly followed.
As soon as the three of them left the village, they saw the wolf corpses in a place, the blood stained the ground red, and the heavy smell of blood hit the end of the nose, which made people feel a little dizzy.
"It's terrible...... John sighed when he saw the wolf corpses all over the ground, "It's terrible......"
"How??" Jack smirked, "Your Royal Highness the beautiful princess, now you believe it, right?" ”
"Of course......," Julia smiled faintly, "Dear Knight Jack, I wonder if you can make a specimen of the wolf you killed and give it to me as a souvenir??" ”
"Ga ......" Jack was stunned for a moment, and looked at the Oriental man standing in the pile of wolf corpses with a little weakness, "I think I will agree, yes, I have already agreed, Your Royal Highness Princess, you can choose one yourself......"
"Jack ......" John glared at Jack, "taking someone else's spoils for himself is not something a knight should do......"
"Okay......" Jack shrugged his shoulders helplessly, "Your Royal Highness the beautiful princess, I think your fragrant kiss should be given to that oriental, your knight is sorry that he was robbed of his booty......"
"You should say that your knight is lucky not to be the trophy of the wolf......" John blew his beard angrily and glared, this Jack is good at everything, but he is not a good one.
"All right, Uncle John......," said Julia, waving her hand, "no more, for if he does, Mr. Jack will find a rat hole to get into......" and walked towards the Oriental man in the wolf carcass.
"Princess......" John wanted to stop him, but he didn't know what reason Lu Dao used.
"Uncle John......" Harry walked up to John and looked at the Oriental with a wary expression, "This Oriental is very strong, I have seen with my own eyes, with only one knife, these wild wolves have all been killed, we can't let the princess get close to him......"
"It doesn't matter...... John shook his head, "if he wants to hurt the princess, we can't stop ......"
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