One zero zero classic riddle the timing of the catch
"Woo, hmm, how hungry are you~ (Uncle and aunt, we came to see you)" shouted at the door of Xiaoyu's yard with a bag in his mouth.
"Where did the leper dog come from, barking at our door every day, see if I don't break your dog's leg today!" In the yard, Xiaoyu's father rushed out angrily with a stick, and the frightened cow bolt pillar took two steps back.
And when Xiaoyu's father saw that it was Niu Xuanzhu and Xiaoyu and others, he hurriedly threw the stick aside and smiled embarrassedly.
"Damn, Xiaoyu is back~" Xiaoyu's father shouted into the house.
"Huh? Light rain is back? Xiaoyu's mother came out of the house at great speed.
"Yo, the cow bolt pillar is also here, what are you doing with so many things, you say, these children just love to joke, and they learn to bark when they come, it's really funny~" Xiaoyu's mother warmly welcomed everyone in, and then blamed Xiaoyu's father and said: "Dad, don't hurry up and take the things in the child's hand." ”
"Oh, come on, come on, give it to me~ Oops, this rope is about to be bitten off, it's really, hard work, don't buy so many things next time, if you really want to buy it, send it in two trips~" Xiaoyu's father took the bag in Niu Shuzhu's mouth and hand, and instructed.
"Mom, how are you?" Xiaoyu hugged her mother and asked happily.
"Okay, okay~ Last time, Brother Biao came with a lot of things, saying that our family won't have to pay rent in the future, and he also helped your father find a new job, and now our lives are much better than before. You just study hard, and you don't have to worry about family affairs, ah. Xiaoyu's mother patted Xiaoyu's back with a smile and said lovingly.
Xiaoyu's father also let Rulan and Xiaotao into the courtyard, and then closed the courtyard door.
"Woo, woo~" Before everyone sat down, there was a strange whining sound outside the courtyard gate, and there was a trace of misery.
"This time it must be the dog, you sit, I'll teach it a lesson." Xiaoyu's father picked up the stick on the ground and walked towards the courtyard gate.
"I'm ...... Hey? Who are you? ”
"Woo~"
"Who are you looking for?"
"Woo~"
Xiaoyu's father scratched his head, he really couldn't communicate with this person outside the door, so he had to shout in the yard: "Niu Shuzhu, come and see if you know this person?" It's similar to what you just looked like, holding something in your mouth and not being able to speak. ”
"Who~ so annoying!" Niu Zhuzhu came to the door angrily.
"Yo, brother, how did it become like this, I'm sorry, I forgot about you." Niu Xuanzhu hurriedly saluted Huo Qiang, who was covered in sewage at the door.
Two tears of grief flowed from the corners of Huo Qiang's eyes, and the feeling of being abandoned made him feel that he was not as good as a stray dog. Desperately pouting at Niu Shuzhu, signaling Niu Shuzhu to help him take the things in his mouth first.
"Is there anything like you~ You didn't wait for me when I shouted at you just now, I fell down in the ditch and no one helped me, and the coal mountain is as difficult for me to climb as Mount Everest, I hate you to death~" Huo Qiang, who was finally able to open his mouth to speak, vented his dissatisfaction in his heart like a cannon.
"I'm sorry, brother, I'm glad I forgot. But you too, you whined, I thought you were singing in the back, who knew your physical strength was so poor, we were holding similar things, why did I walk like a fly? ”
"Because you're cheaper than me!" Huo Qiang pushed away the bull bolt pillar, went into the yard and found a stool for himself, panting.
Niu Xuanzhu couldn't hold back a laugh, came to Huo Qiang's side, and decided to joke with this brother again.
"Brother, don't be angry, eat more later, but you still have to pay for these dirty things."
"You!" Huo Qiang stood up angrily.
Seeing Niu Xuanzhu bullying Huo Qiang, who was already miserable, Xiaoyu's father couldn't look past it, and hurriedly came over to play a round.
"Oh, people are miserable enough, you are not allowed to beat the water dogs anymore, aren't these things all for us, we are not dirty, we don't have to pay."
Huo Qiang knew in his heart that Xiaoyu's father was facing him, but why did this sound so unpleasant.
"Yes, uncle, listen to you. Xiaoqiang, Uncle Xiexie is not yet. "The cow bolted the pillar.
"Thank you...... Uncle Xiexie. "Huo Qiang is dumb and eats coptis, and he is described as a dog and has to thank him, which is really embarrassing.
The three girls on the side had already bent over with laughter, and Niu Shuzhu couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud.
"You children, you will bully honest children, your name is Xiaoqiang, look, it's the same as a soup chicken, come to the house quickly, uncle will find you a dress to change into first." Xiaoyu's father said to Huo Qiang.
Huo Qiang smiled bitterly, he was still a water dog just now, but after a while, he became a soup chicken again, and the ups and downs of life are really impossible to say.
"Uncle Xiexie." This time, Huo Qiang's thanks were much more fluent, anyway, he had already admitted that he was a dog, and he didn't care about the title of the chicken.
Seeing Huo Qiang, who couldn't refute the loss, behaved like a cat, Niu Xuanzhu couldn't help but think of the classic animal riddle, and couldn't help but laugh to himself.
Classic riddle riddles: masturbation! (Hit three animals)
More classic mysteries: cats, dogs, chickens!
When Huo Qiang washed the sludge and changed his clothes and walked out of the house, he thought he would see the scene of everyone eating, but he didn't expect to find that everyone was waiting for him around a full table, and even the cow bolt pillar who usually saw the food as if he had seen his biological parents just put one hand on a roast chicken leg and looked at him anxiously.
"Are you waiting for me?"
"Nonsense. Don't come over yet. Niu Shuzhu urged.
"I thought you had forgotten me again." Huo Qiang trotted to the dinner table.
When Huo Qiang walked to the dining table, Niu Shuzhu tore off the chicken leg and stuffed it into Huo Qiang's hand, and said, "How come, don't I help you protect a chicken leg, this first bite will be given to you to eat first, and comfort your injured little heart." ”
"This is for me?" Huo Qiang thought he had misheard.
"Don't take it back." The cow bolt pillar reached out to grab it.
"Don't give it!" Huo Qiang put the chicken leg in his mouth and proudly demonstrated to the cow bolt pillar.
Everyone ate very happily at this meal, during which everyone's impromptu performance program pushed the atmosphere to a climax, Niu Xuanzhu and Huo Qiang's funny, the singing and dancing of the three girls, and the impromptu two-person turn of a pair of old people all received warm applause.
At this time, Lei Tian had also arrived at the mouth of the alley and heard bursts of joyful laughter from Xiaoyu's family.
"Director, Niu Xuanzhu, they really seem to have come to see Xiaoyu's parents." The police officer in charge of the investigation reported to Lei Tian.
"Ordered the teams to be ready to act at any time, and the sniper teams kept my eyes wide open and didn't blink." Lei Tian ordered.
The surrounding topographical map has been redrawn, all preparations have been made, and now the perimeter of Xiaoyu's alley has been surrounded by the police. But the instructions Lei Tian got from Commander Tang were to try not to let Niu Xuanzhu get involved in this operation, which would be good for everyone. So he waited for Niu Xuanzhu and the others to leave now, and then immediately carried out the arrest operation.
In a house separated from Xiaoyu's house by two yards.
"This sounds familiar." Qin Zhandao.
"Misheard you." Zhou Fengtian didn't care.
Zhou Fengtian's indifference was pretended, he had already heard that this was the sound of the cow bolt pillar, and the reason why Qin Zhan fell to this step was due to the cow bolt pillar, he wasn't sure what Qin Zhan would do if he knew that the cow bolt pillar was nearby, he only knew that he wouldn't have luck every time to stop Qin Zhan from killing the cow bolt pillar.
"You really can't hear that?"
"Can't you hear me, aren't you going to transfer? It's not early, can you go? Zhou Fengtian wanted to distract Qin Zhan as soon as possible.
"What are you nervous about? I didn't think about what to do to him. Qin Zhan said.
Obviously, Qin Zhan had already determined the identity of Niu Xuanzhu from the voice.
"He also saved you that day, and the failure to kill people was due to your own lack of ability, and you can't complain about it."
"I just regret that Weishenme didn't kill that damn guy the first time I saw him, I didn't like him in the first place, I didn't expect it to ruin my big deal."
"I knew that I didn't drink water on the kang, what did I say."
"I'll take a look."
"You dare! I can tell you very gently that you want to kill him unless you step over my corpse. Zhou Fengtian blocked the doorway.
"She reminds me of my sister, who has the same eyes. I don't know how long I have to live and want to see her. ”
It turned out that the person Qin Zhan wanted to see was Xiaoyu.