At this time, I was like the goalkeeper in Shaolin football, and the campus F4 was like a devil team, with wind under my feet and the crotch of the ball.

But at the very least, people will have a golden bell jar, an iron cloth shirt or something, and in addition to having three fucking legs, there is also a bladder of sperm.

To be honest, Cao Deshuang and his bad friends, kicked me with the ball like this, I didn't feel too angry, after all, my class, because of me, Mr. Cao Deshuang didn't know how much bonus was deducted, but there were many opportunities to change classes, in front of him, he never gave up on us, he is not a handsome guy, but he is definitely a good teacher, but we are not angry.

Master, I'm young and strong, what can I do if I get kicked? No matter what you say, you have to let Mr. Cao Deshuang get angry, or if you suffocate your bladder, his daughter-in-law will kill my whole family!

"Meng Fei, you are a sissy, weak!"

A crisp and voice, resounding throughout the stadium, my scolded face was dull for a while, in front of so many years of scolding my brother is a sissy, this is absolutely intolerable to me, Lao Tzu has a dragon under the crotch of the macho man, was scolded as a sissy, shame! Shame on you!.

I stood up suddenly, followed the voice, and saw Wang Yunyao, her face was red from the cold, stretching out her white and tender middle finger, and her face looked contemptuous.

Seeing that the goddess in my heart actually showed a disdainful attitude towards me, my brother immediately became different, as if he was struggling with ant pills, to paraphrase a sentence from a fantasy novel, that is, the fighting spirit is surging and the power is amazing.

Someone once said: "When a girlfriend farts, it's all fragrant, and no matter how much your parents say, it's all nagging!" This sentence is so incisive, most boys are relatively cheap when they are in love, and I am the best among this kind of people, not ordinary cheap, not ordinary coquettish.

"Ahh

I was dressed in a bloody coat and ran forward like a gorilla, not to mention Dora, I felt that I was like a combination of Beckham, Zidane, and Ronaldinho, the, and it was not ordinary violent.

Cao Deshuang kicked a flying ball at me, I didn't hesitate at all, my body was extremely athletic, I jumped up, and blocked the football with my body, of course, I didn't jump up, the ball smashed into my face.

I am actually very talented in football, not to mention how amazing the play is, but it is definitely better than those rice buckets of the national team, a sliding step, with my back facing forward, and my back heel lightly knocked the football, and the football instantly drilled through Cao Deshuang's crotch.

Then he turned around, picked up his legs, and kicked at the goal, and the ball crossed the arc, accurately crossed the goal, and fell to the ground.

"Phineas! Mighty! ”

"Phineas, one more!"

“”

Watching the lively coaxing, I smiled calmly, endured the sharp pain in my legs, and scolded secretly, this ball is fucking hard, Cao Deshuang They are all military boots, I am wearing ordinary sneakers, this kick did not break the leg, it is already shit luck.

"Good kick!" Cao Deshuang walked over in a strange manner, obviously full of dissatisfaction with my counterattack.

"Sacrifice ugliness, sacrifice ugliness!" I said in a low-key way.

"Okay! I'm tired today, so let's smoke a cigarette at all! Cao Deshuang wiped the sweat from his forehead, took out a box of Chinese from his clothes pocket, and handed me one.

"Teacher, don't be kidding, smoking is bad for your health, I don't smoke," I said, but my hand still grabbed the cigarette.

"Don't play with me about this, the toilet is on fire every day, you don't know it?" Cao Deshuang said with a smile.

"Hehe, it's really not me, it's all those grandchildren, I tried to stop them, but I was beaten by them!" I explained awkwardly, putting the cigarette to my ear.

"You little rabbits, make a fuss, don't make trouble, the school attaches great importance to the fight at yesterday's sports meeting, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you make trouble again, the school will expel you, you're about to graduate, what's the matter with a graduation certificate, you can understand what I mean!" Cao Deshuang whispered to me.

"Teacher Xiexie, we know what to expect!" I'm being sincere.

Cao Deshuang and his three friends, under the praise of countless sycophants, slowly left the court.

"Yaoyao!" I shouted at Wang Yunyao and ran over.

"Don't call it so close, I don't know you very well!" Wang Yunyao is as tough as ever.

"Then let's call you Sister Yao!" I teased.

"Get out of your uncle, is there anything wrong, I'm going home if it's okay!" Wang Yunyao said, walking towards the school gate.

I followed and asked, "Why don't you live on campus?" ”

Wang Yunyao lowered her head and kicked the snow with her little feet, "I don't live in the dormitory, I rent my own house, not far from the school!" ”

When I heard that she rented a house by herself, I was excited, damn, I was so understanding, I had to hook up with her, how much money I had to save to open a house.

"I'll send you back!" I said cheaply, Wang Yunyao glanced at me, and said very directly: "If you don't send me, you don't have a role, I don't want to deal with the object now!" ”

"Don't say it so absolutely, I don't believe it, you don't want to be a man when you're fine!" After saying that, I regretted it again, I found that I have been very mouthful lately, and I don't know how to nag a little.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Wang Yunyao raised her leg and kicked me, and said disdainfully: "I don't want you!" I found out that you are so vulgar! ”

"Your school is quite haode, why did you think of transferring to our broken school?" I quickly digressed the subject.

"If you want to turn around, you can turn it, then there are so many weishenme!" Yaoyao said a little indifferently.

We chatted all the way, strolling under the streetlights, and I walked very slowly, just to be alone with her for a while, and she obviously had something on her mind, and when I was chatting, I could tell that she was quite absent-minded.

I told her jokes and tried to make her happy, and when she smiled, I couldn't be happier.

Many years later, I asked her what her impression of me was that day, and she said: "You were like a dog skin plaster at that time, very annoying, no eyesight, I was in such a bad mood at the time, you were still nagging endlessly, a bit like Tang Seng!" ”

After she said this, I shamelessly took revenge on her in bed for a night.

"That's it! I'm home, xiexie you" Wang Yunyao stood downstairs in a community and said to me.

"Won't you invite me to sit down?"

"No, please!"

"Aren't you going to kiss something goodbye?"

"You can't get out!"

"If you don't kiss your mouth, you can kiss your face!"

"Mother, stab you to death!"

"I'm out, I'm out, zaijian!"