If Yue Zitong wants to let go of her claws, he can't use brute force, persuasion is useless, and when he can't beg for mercy, he suddenly shouts a poisonous snake, which is undoubtedly the most effective way.

According to the statistics of relevant experts, 99 out of 100 women are afraid of two things, one is a rat and the other is a poisonous snake.

But these two creatures are not all feared by all the women who are afraid of them, and there is still a big difference.

Generally speaking, good-looking and hard-working girls are particularly afraid of mice, but they don't care too much about poisonous snakes.

And the girl who was born with a picture of disaster to the country and the people is not very afraid of mice, but most afraid of poisonous snakes.

Those who are afraid of rats are not afraid of poisonous snakes, those who are afraid of poisonous snakes are not afraid of mice, and those who are afraid of anything or nothing are aunts over 50 years old - this experiment proves that what kind of creatures young girls are afraid of has a considerable relationship with how they look, and the accuracy rate can be as high as 90 percent.

There is no doubt that Aunt Yue is the lord of the country and the people, and wearing sexy clothes and twisting twice on the street will definitely cause many traffic accidents, so she should be particularly afraid of poisonous snakes.

Sure enough, when Li Nannan shouted a poisonous snake violently, before the words fell, Yue Zitong's whole body was as cool as electricity, he suddenly retracted his hand to cover his mouth, and screamed: "Ah, where is the poisonous snake!?" ”

"Just ran past your feet and went to bathe in the creek."

Li Nannan, who took the opportunity to turn over and jump up, and stuffed the guy into his pants in a panic, praised himself one after another in his heart, I am so smart, with a little trickery, I avoided a tragedy of being cut down and eradicated.

"Li Nannan, you dare to lie to me!"

Yue Zitong understood the plan, he was ashamed and angry, and was about to turn over and get up, but his movements suddenly froze.

"Hehe, if I don't lie to you, then buddy will be unlucky, unlucky - cough, I remember, there is mineral water in the car, I'll go get it for you. Don't be angry, and don't be furious. Girls are always angry, and they will age very quickly. ”

Li Nannan's eyes flickered, swept over Aunt Yue's mouth, and no longer cared about the left half of his body, he was still in a sore numbness, and his steps staggered to the side of the car, and the speed was fast, as if there were wild dogs chasing after him.

It could be even more ferocious than a wild dog.

If it's just a wild dog, then Li Nannan can take half of its life with a casual kick.

But what if it's his aunt?

If you really want to chase and kill, he dares to kick it away, and God may really thunder - boy, you dare to do this, it's too black-hearted. Why did your aunt chase and kill you, wasn't she so frightened that when she covered her mouth instinctively, she wiped all the proteins that your dick spit out?

Look, even God and his old man said it was protein, so why be angry?

Why bother, when the little nephew came over with mineral water and tissues and a shy smile in fear, and respectfully asked her to rinse her mouth and wipe her mouth, she was still like an evil spirit, glaring at him viciously, motionless, ignoring the old protein dripping from the corners of her mouth?

It seems that she should be angry and disgusted and stupid.

Can Li Nanfang be blamed for this?

Who told her to disobey the dissuasion, pretend to have to offer him services, and after being frightened, she put her right hand in her mouth again?

Li Nannan dared to swear to God that from the moment she held the spear in her hand, until now, he has not made any rude moves, and the reason why she caused the immediate consequences was purely her own fault.

"Who's that, auntie, you drink saliva first and wipe your mouth?"

is always glared at by her viciously, and it is not a matter of hair on her back, Li Nannan, as a man, should have a mind as broad as the sea, and count it as not his own fault, but also his own fault, to break the deadlock and let Aunt Yue's spirit return to normal.

The trauma suffered by this child this time was too great, Li Nannan asked seven or eight times in a row, but there was no movement at all, only the pair of watery eyes were always locked on his throat.

It seems that she is now thinking about how to make Li the scum die the worst.

The best way to deal with a threat is to strangle it in the cradle and not let it thrive, or else the iron will be in trouble.

Clever people do this, after his aunt accidentally ate his dirty things, gently and very carefully, wiped her chin and lips with a tissue, threw the tissue away with disgust, reached out to put his hand around his aunt's thin shoulder, and poured mineral water into her mouth little by little.

Seeing that she didn't know how to rinse her mouth, Li Nannan thoughtfully dragged her chin, moved up and down a few times, and helped her lower her head and spit it out.

If so, he stuffed a piece of chewing gum into her mouth, chewed it a few times, and made sure that the breath she spewed out again was so good, and after it was fresh, Li Nannan put down the things in his hand, held his head with both hands, and squatted obediently in front of her with his back to her, looking like I am guilty, I deserve to die, and I am willing to accept the punishment of justice.

"Whew!"

I don't know how long it took, when the mobile phone screen in the grass next to him lit up again, Yue Zitong finally let out a heavy breath.

The nerves and muscles of Li Nannan's whole body immediately tensed.

A storm with unpredictable damage is coming.

"Ahh

With a scream that pierced the sky, Yue Zitong jumped up violently, raised his foot and kicked the damned man fiercely.

Excessive force caused the action to be deformed, and when the stiletto leather sandals were about to touch Li Nannan's back, they flew out with a swish, and the beautiful feet wrapped in black silk kicked heavily on his back, making a muffled sound like a drum, knock, knock!

The four words of storm and rain can't describe Aunt Yue's anger when she wants to torture Li to death, one kick is faster than the other, and one kick is more ruthless than the other.

It's just that Li Scumbag has long been fully prepared to resist the beating, holding his head with both hands, kneeling in the grass, touching the ground with his forehead, pouting his buttocks high, and letting the lightning and thunder, I am not hurt by Mao, and I am giving a free massage.

After kicking for a long time, I didn't hear this guy scream in pain, but it hurt to separate her feet, Aunt Yue knew that it was useless to go on like this, and Li was a hedgehog now, so that the tigress had nowhere to put her mouth.

Screaming again, Yue Zitong pounced on his back, then bent down to pick up a pebble from the ground, and raised it high to smash the back of his head.

Your body is hard, your head is hard, I admit it, but no matter how hard you are, can you be harder than a stone?

I'm not going to smash your head into a rotten watermelon today, I'm the one you raised!

Yue Zitong, who was furious under the anger, had completely lost his mind at this time, and the murderous aura in his eyes made the whole world tremble.

Li Nannan, who was holding his head with his hands and watching what she was doing out out of the corner of his eyes, frowned, a little impatient, sister, this is the rhythm of murdering her husband, didn't she accidentally give me a shot, and after being frightened, she ate something good by mistake?

What a big deal, buddies have put on a high posture to be trampled on by you, why are you still so unrelenting, and even murderous?

Yue Zitong, don't blame me for turning my face, you forced Lao Tzu to do this!

Li Nannan sneered in his heart, and was about to shake his head and tail when he threw out this unreasonable little shrew, when he heard someone shouting not far away: "Tong Tong, stop!" ”

This sound of Tong Tong stopping, like a guiding light in the dark night, the lightning that tore through the dark clouds, suddenly made Yue Zitong, who was deep in madness and couldn't extricate himself, suddenly sober up, and half of the action that had been smashed down, was put away in time, and the fist-sized pebbles would not be more than ten centimeters away from the back of Li Nannan's head.

Li Nannan looked out of the corner of his eye, and saw Helan Xiaoxin, who was wearing a black long-sleeved cheongsam and a white knitted shawl, was stepping on small leather shoes, his outstretched hands swaying from side to side, and he walked down from them.

The new sister has been here for a few minutes, and Li Nannan took a tissue to wipe Yue Zitong's mouth and rinse her mouth, she saw it in the car, and she wondered what tricks the dog man and woman were playing.

Yue Zitong, who shouldn't have been touched by a man, didn't react like a wood carving, but why did Li scumbag obediently hold her head and squat after helping her clean up her oral hygiene, looking like she was willing to accept punishment?

What kind of drama are these dog men and women playing?

When Helan Xiaoxin, who was surprised, pushed the door and got out of the car, Li Nannan was so involved that he didn't even notice that she was coming.

It wasn't until Yue Zitong came to his senses, jumped up with a snort, kicked his feet, and hit Li Nannan hard, that Helan Xiaoxin realized something, your sister, I said that the two of them have never answered my phone, it turned out that last night in this wilderness, the sky was a good thing for the quilt and the earth for the bed.

Looking at the current situation of being angry and willing to be punished, it should be Li Nannan, a kid, who played the overlord hard bow - it's not right, if the overlord is hard on the bow and overturns Tong Tong, then according to her character, she shouldn't even let Li Renjun put her pants on afterwards, she should be lewd and powerful, and it is impossible to wait until dawn.

The new sister, who didn't know what was going on, sincerely said that she couldn't understand it, but she stood on the top with her hands around her chest, watching it with relish, and she couldn't stop cheering for Yue Zitong in her heart, beating, killing this disobedient scumbag!

As if hearing the cheering of the new sister, Yue Zitong beat him harder and harder, and his state became more and more crazy, and finally he actually rode on Li Scum, bent down and picked up a pebble, and wanted to smash his head as a watermelon.

Can't you let Li scum die, bring the taste of Lin Qinglong, the new sister has just tasted it once, right?

Thinking of the sexual life in the second half of his life, Helan Xiaoxin screamed in time and woke up Yue Zitong.

Yue Zitong realized that he was going to play big, and he almost opened the little nephew's head, so he was stunned and quickly threw away the stone, threw himself on his back, opened his mouth and took a bite, biting his right shoulder.

Damn, your sister really hurts!

But it's okay, it's much better than being slapped with a stone by you.

Li Nannan silently endured the pain of being bitten, and burst into tears in his heart, and asked Cang Tian speechlessly, what did I do wrong to let me be beaten so cruelly?

"Tong Tong, Tong Tong, let go! No, it's loose! Bite again, bite again and bite the meat off. ”

Helan Xiaoxin ran over, hugged Yue Zitong and dragged him to the side.

Yue Zitong is now incarnated as a little female leopard, biting a piece of flesh and shaking her head from side to side, with a bloody whirring sound in her throat, after being hugged by the new sister, she didn't even think about bending her elbow and smashing it out, hitting her heart.

After all, he has been an agent since he was sixteen years old and has been severely interrogated in combat, Yue Zitong's small skill, although in Li Nannan's opinion, is a flower fist embroidered leg to maintain a good figure, but when dealing with ordinary people, this damage is still very powerful.

"Ahh

Helan Xiaoxin, whose heart seemed to have been rammed by a hammer, let go with a miserable scream, and fell to the ground with a thud.