【Chapter 020】 Soak and pee for an hour
(Another year of Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a happy family!) )
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HR's little MMs began to hand out test papers, and most of them chose English, Japanese, or even Russian. When it was Ye Chin's turn, one of the OL asked softly, "Sir, which language do you choose?" ”
"Give me two copies!"
Hearing her words, everyone's eyes looked over here, and several gentlemen showed disdain and disdain on their faces: "No, no, no, you still pretend to be a big-tailed eagle, who do you think you are, cardinal, and give you two copies casually!" ”
Gu speaks 72 languages, 39 of which he spoke fluently, and was one of the most foreign speakers on Shijie.
These gentlemen despise Ye Qin and admire it at the same time, they also don't, but people dare to pretend to be forced, at least to attract the attention of these little MMs in the human resources department, and it will be convenient to pick up girls in the future, and it is definitely a genius to pretend to be forced to bump into this.
After all, it was the right occasion, and HR Xiao MM was a little hesitant and looked at the manager. Xu Jing came over and said, "Sir, no jokes are allowed here, and joking again means that you will automatically give up this exam." ”
Ye Qin scratched his head, since he returned to plainness, no one believes the truth, and he is about to be taken as a fool.
"Beauty, why is it a written test, you can give me two copies, I can't answer, it's not too late for you to pick me up, what do you say?"
Xu Jing is also right when he hears it, and besides, there are not a few people who can speak multiple Chinese languages in this shijie person, Professor Bai, a foreign language expert in Fudan, even the classical languages of Europe he knows, and the territory of the language empire he masters traverses the entire Eurasian continent, maybe the young man in front of him is also a wizard.
"Just give him two copies in Italian and Spanish!"
While Xu Jing was looking forward to it in her heart, she also had the heart to hit this arrogant young man, these two languages are basically the least elective in China, and she was embarrassed by him.
Soon the test paper was sent to everyone, a few gentlemen glanced at the test paper and didn't even answer, buckled on the table and walked out, and the obscene eyes of the door were still a few glances on a few little MMs.
Ye Qin flipped through the two test papers, and the questions in the test papers were all about fashion products, clothing, cosmetics, women's bras, media terms, and the like. The question is quite simple, and it mainly tests the language ability of the test taker.
"Report!"
Ye Qin suddenly raised his hand.
"What is the matter with you, sir?" An OL little MM came over and asked enthusiastically, smiling, highlighting the noble quality of Chengfei's employees.
"Is there a mistake in the meaning of 'Riassunlo'?" Yechin asked, pointing to an Italian word.
"Sorry, wait a minute!" Little MM looked at HR manager Xu Jing, and Xu Jing immediately walked over.
"Mr. Ye, what's your problem?" Ye Qin was always different, although it was only less than ten minutes later, even the HR manager remembered his name.
"Is this word L misprinted, it should be t?" Ye Qin pointed to the word just now and said.
Xu Jing looked at the context and smiled: "I'm sorry sir, it was indeed a mistake in our work, it should indeed be t here, not l, this word should be riassunto" Out of professionalism Xu Jing spelled the whole word again.
"I'll just say, I said beauty, can you tell me what that word means? If it were you, which answer would you choose? ”
This is a multiple-choice question, which in Italian means "what kind of underpants a woman wears to attract her husband more".
I'm afraid that the person who asked the question would not have thought that someone would choose Italian to answer, because Italian is equivalent to other languages is more difficult, and there are some ambiguous questions.
Xu Jing's face turned red, "I'm sorry Mr. Ye, according to the rules, I can't tell you the Chinese translation of this word, let alone the answer." ”
"Hehe, I just said it casually, in fact, I already have the answer, because you have already given me the answer!"
Ye Qin glanced at her large mesh lace intentionally or unintentionally as he spoke.
A red glow flew on Xu Jing's delicate face, but she didn't move, and at this moment she suddenly wondered which answer this man would choose? Therefore, intentionally or unintentionally, she looked at the test paper, and even she didn't know that this man had attracted her attention intentionally or unintentionally, aroused her interest, and it was very dangerous for a woman to be interested in a man, especially when this man was still a wolf.
Ye Qin didn't talk to her anymore, and quickly chose his answer, of course, the answer was the same as what he hinted at Xu Jing just now, which was transparent lace briefs.
When Xu Jing saw this answer, her face became hot for no reason, her heart was like a deer, she hurriedly returned to the front desk, could he see something?
In fact, she thought about it a lot, basically a normal man would choose this, although she was wearing lace mesh socks, but what kind of underwear Ye Qin still didn't know, she could only say that she was crooked, as if someone had spied on her privacy, Xu Jing was restless, and peeked at Ye Qin from time to time.
Less than twenty minutes later, Ye Qin raised his hand again: "Report, hand in the papers!" ”
Brush, a few OL little MMs looked at him with incredible eyes, what kind of international jokes, just answer rare languages, and answer so fast. A few little MMs looked at each other a few times, Xu Jing nodded, and an OL stepped forward to put away his rolls.
Ye Qin glanced back and forth, everyone was quietly answering the question, the fat man who was talking to him was sitting in front scratching his ears and cheeks, a pair of small eyes looked left and right, the people on both sides were not as good as him, and they couldn't copy it if they wanted to.
"Report, it's still early, I want to go to the toilet, it's too stuffy here, I want to smoke a cigarette!" Ye Qin sat bored and wanted to light a cigarette and smoke.
A few little MMs looked at him with a charming smile on their faces and bright eyes, this man looked silly, but it was quite interesting.
Xu Jing said: "Go ahead, you can come back in an hour!" ”
Ye Qin scratched his head: "Actually, I'm a normal person, it won't take so long." "Just kidding, it takes an hour to pee, you think your buddy is an elephant.
Xu Jing smiled: "Whatever you want, there is an ashtray in the stairwell, you can smoke there!" ”
Ye Qin came to the stairwell and lit a cigarette, looked out, and the remaining few gentlemen also walked out with their heads drooped, and the ladies were also listless, and it seemed that the situation was not optimistic.
There was not much time, and the fat man also walked out with a depressed face, looking back at Mo Jieting's figure, he knew that it would be difficult for him to walk out of this gate.
The fat man also took out his cigarette and walked towards the stairwell, and it seemed that he still had a lot of nostalgia for this place.
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