The teacher asked unhappily and slowly, which suddenly made Aunt Liu'er's nerves tense, listening to Dajun's answer was very unfavorable and smooth, she secretly complained from her heart, and was afraid that Dajun's answer would be wrong, and then Dajun's desire to go to school would come to naught, and he would shout in front of her every day: "Mother, I want to go to school, I want a schoolbag, I also carry a schoolbag like Sister Lijuan, I want to go to school with Sister Lijuan." ”

"Mother, okay? Just let me go. "Alas, he keeps yelling all day long, it's so troublesome that people's brains hurt!

"Teacher...... I'm seven years old...... Eight-year-old ...... Well...... No, I'm eight years old. The army finally remembered.

The teacher smiled and then asked, "Liu Dajun, what are you doing this year?" ”

I still remember it clearly just now, but when the teacher asked, he was nervous, why did he forget it again, he only remembered that he was a pig, he raised his head and thought for a while and said, "I belong to ...... Pig...... Doesn't seem right...... My mother said yes...... Genus...... Dogs, yes, dogs. ”

The teacher looked at the army and thought that this little guy was very funny, but he suspected that he had a problem reporting his age, so the teacher who signed the sign did not remember his name, shook his head and smiled, and was ready to call the next one.

Aunt Liu was in a hurry, she asked the old man: "Teacher, how am I doing with this child?" Can I be admitted? ”

"You're not old enough, are you? There is a stipulation that if you are not old enough, you will not be admitted. ”

"Enough, enough, he's eight years old this year."

When the teacher heard this, he asked impatiently, "Is enough for you?" Who can prove it? If someone proves that he is eight years old, we will take it. ”

"Report! I can attest to that. She raised her hand and squeezed to the registration table, she explained to the teacher: "Teacher, he is really eight years old this year, he belongs to a dog, and our family lives opposite theirs, so I know how old he is." ”

Although he was a primary school student who came out to testify, what the teacher said couldn't be counted, which made the teacher so embarrassed that he had to obediently sign his name Liu Dajun on the admission roster.

Since then, the new students have been enrolled, and the second grade is promoted to the third grade, so that the army is the first grade, and Lijuan has risen to the third grade; From then on, Aunt Liu went out every day and instructed: "Juan, the army will be handed over to you, take good care of it." ”

Lijuan also confidently promised: "Don't worry, auntie, I will definitely give you a good look at him." ”

Although Lijuan is a little girl, she is familiar with the school environment after all, and she is still quite intimidating compared to the army of first-grade students who have just stepped into the school, because she is two classes older than them.

can be imagined, there is such a big sister in the army, which of the little classmates in the class dares to bully him? And who is not afraid of being beaten on the way home?

Therefore, whether Lijuan goes home from school or recess, let's put it this way, except for class and after returning home, the army basically never left Lijuan's sight.

In this way, it became a habit for them to go to school together and go home for themselves; Every Sunday and holiday, they also do homework, play games, do housework, etc., and over time, suddenly one day, if the two of them can't see each other for a while, they both feel empty in their hearts, as if they are missing something.

"You guys know you're in love at such a young age?" When Peach Blossom asked this, she obviously had a distorted psychology, and she also deliberately thought about it from that aspect.

Dajun tried his best to retort: "At that time, I knew a fart, so I always wanted to play together, and the two of us were all happy when they were together, and the rest was not as complicated as adults thought." ”

Peach Blossom pouted and said, "Go on, don't always avoid the important and take it lightly, tell me when you two got better?" ”

"Do you have to listen? The two of us have agreed in advance, so don't be jealous and angry when the time comes. ”

"I dare to guarantee it, what I say counts, the little kid's business, I just listen to the joke, right?"

"That's good, let's talk about it." The army thought about it and asked Peach Blossom, "Do you know the ruined temple on the edge of our village?" ”

Peach Blossom replied, "What's the name of the one in the northwest corner of this village...... Yes, send the Bodhisattva Temple, right? ”

Dajun said: "Yes, don't look at it so dilapidated now, my mother said, in the past, the temple was lively, and there was really an endless stream of people who prayed to God and worshiped immortals every day." I remember when I was a child, I could still see the Bodhisattva clearly in the temple, and she was holding a little boy with a red hood in her arms, hahaha......"

The army couldn't help but laugh when he said this, and lay on the belly of the peach blossom and puffed. Peach Blossom felt itchy and laughed, she pushed his head down hard, and she asked, "What the hell did you bump into?" What nerves do you have? What are you laughing at for no reason? ”

Dajun said: "I laugh at the little boy that the Bodhisattva is holding has a little chicken covered by a red hood, and it is said that in addition to burning incense and worshipping the spirits, if the women touch the little boy's chicken, they will be able to get pregnant and give birth to children, and they will have many children in the future." ”

Peach Blossom said: "This is called 'superstition'. ”

"Hey, don't say it, there were really a lot of believers at that time, the eldest son of the day, hahaha...... Poor little boy's cock was snuck to the brim. ”

"Hee-hee, have you touched it?"

"I touch the top of the fart, people say that thing is for women to touch the top, and you can give birth to a big fat boy by touching it."

"Hehe, has Sun Lijuan touched it?"

"It was because she had stolen the boy's things that she became curious......" Dajun recalled the scene when he and Lijuan went to the temple together.

That was when Dajun was ten years old, and Lijuan was already a thirteen-year-old half-old girl. It was Sunday, and after the two of them finished their homework, they ran out to play, and they went around and around, but they ran to the "Bodhisattva Session" in the northwest corner of the village.

At that time, the "unprecedented" "cultural life" had been vigorously carried out all over the country, and under the inspiration of "breaking the four old and establishing the four new", some "feudal and decadent" things would naturally be demolished and smashed.

Although this "Bodhisattva Temple" was not demolished at that time, it did not escape the fate of being smashed and destroyed, and if this great god really had a spirit, I am afraid that he would be afraid of the "revolutionary spirit" at that time, and could only watch the violent measures of the young revolutionary generals and have nothing to do.

The temple was not lightly damaged, and the Bodhisattva statue inside was also knocked down and broken and disintegrated, but the boy she was holding in her arms was still there, and the damage was not too serious.

The army and Lijuan entered the ruined temple, it has lost its former prosperity, and now it is deserted, and there is no pilgrim thing, of course, who dares to burn incense and worship God openly in the situation at that time? Once discovered, you will be found out and criticized, and you will be branded as a "five-class element" and will be subjected to ideological education of "making a revolution in the depths of your soul" all day long.

In this case, except for the ignorant children who occasionally come here to play, the adults will never dare to come near it, lest they invite trouble.

Therefore, when they come here to play, it is absolutely quiet. At first, after playing with the broken bricks of the temple for a while, they found at the same time the statue of the boy who had been thrown aside and was already mutilated, which seemed to be made of ceramic, and which was still shiny after they had cleaned the dust.

The army looked left and right at the "boy" and said, "This guy has an empty stomach and nothing in his stomach." ”

Lijuan said, "I'll take a look." ”

She picked up the "boy" and laughed when she saw it, and she said to the army: "Look at this kid's skin is so white, hehe, who is white?" Ay...... Look, what is this little pout? ”

The army glared at the little eyes and hurriedly said, "That's a little chicken, used for urine bubbles, and I have it too." ”

Xiao Lijuan didn't know the depth, and asked curiously, "Really?" Take it out and tell me to see it, okay? ”

Dajun said reluctantly: "My father said that this thing is not only used to pee, but also used for planting, except for his own daughter-in-law, it can't be easily seen by other girls, so my father doesn't let me play with my bare ass." ”

Lijuan smiled and said: "That's easy to do, now let's be a family, you are a new son-in-law, I am a new daughter-in-law, let's worship heaven and earth, won't I be your daughter-in-law in the future?" ”

Dajun pouted and said, "I don't want to marry a daughter-in-law yet." ”

Lijuan smiled and said, "It's so stupid, let's have fun, and it's not really married." Do you deserve it? If not, I won't play with you in the future, really. ”

When Dajun saw Sister Lijuan, he was angry, for fear that Lijuan would really ignore him in the future and never play with him again, so he had to reluctantly agree, he muttered: "Okay, but don't tell my father and my mother about this, if they know, they will scold me." ”

Lijuan promised: "Don't worry, none of us are allowed to tell others, just let us know." ”

So, the two children started to play in the broken temple, and they learned the appearance in the play, shouting to themselves: "One worships heaven and earth, the other worships the high hall, husband and wife worship each other, and send them to the cave room." ”

Dajun asked, "Sister Lijuan, what is the cave room?" ”

Lijuan replied with a smile: "It is the house where the new daughter-in-law and the new son-in-law sleep after the young couple get married." ”

"Oh, is that it?" The army seemed to understand, but he turned his face to look at the ruined temple and asked, "Where is the cave house?" Where are we going to sleep? ”

Lijuan also looked around, and she said to the army: "This is also easy to do, come on, let's build a kang with bricks, won't there be a place to sleep?" ”

When the army heard this, it was reasonable, so two pairs of small hands began to pick up bricks inside and outside the ruined temple.

After a while, a lot of work was piled up, enough to build a square-shaped "small kang".

After they had finished laying the kang, they pulled out some grass outside and laid it on it, and then they lay down on the kang and wiped their sweat while resting.

Later, Lijuan got up and hugged the "boy" on the "kang" and placed it between her and the army, and she said seriously: "Look at the army, we have a son." ”

Dajun blushed and said, "I don't want this, wait for you to give me a big fat boy." ”

Lijuan readily agreed: "Okay, when I give birth to a son, I will call you father." ”