After the meeting ended, Liu Xiu took Chen Yanfei to a restaurant opposite the Ministry of Public Security, and after entering the door, Liu Xiu threw 100 yuan to the waiter next to him: "A piece of shredded tripe with sharp peppers, a piece of garlic fried mutton, two bowls of rice, two bottles of drinks, I hope to see the food I ordered within five minutes." ”

The waiter put the hundred yuan Liu Xiu gave him in his pocket, and said with a smile on his face: "Okay, two gentlemen, please, I promise to serve you two as soon as possible." ”

As soon as Liu Xiu and the others sat down, they saw that the poison you and the thief saint who had been lying on the table and dozing before, also came to this hotel, and after the two saw Liu Xiu and Chen Yanfei, they were somewhat surprised, and after ordering the meal, they walked towards Liu Xiu's table.

"Two little brothers, it's a coincidence, everyone else went to the ministry's restaurant to eat, why did you come here? By the way, when I came, I saw that everyone else was busy calling the unit and arranging work, why didn't you call? Poison asked with a smile on his face.

"I'm not in a hurry about the unit, I'm on holiday there, and it's too late to arrange it after ten days, as for eating, I don't even know where the restaurant door in the ministry is facing, how to eat? Instead of bothering to find a restaurant, you can come here to eat without worry, as long as you don't delay your work. Liu Xiu replied with a smile.

Just as he was talking about this, Liu Xiu's order of food came up, and seeing that the food had been served, Liu Xiu greeted Chen Yanfei, and then the two began to pick up the rice. Liu Xiu and the others didn't even use chopsticks, so they directly took a spoon to chop vegetables.

Seeing Liu Xiu and the two of them eating and chirping, poisoning you thousands of times, the stomachs of the two of them screamed uncontrollably, and they saw that Liu Xiu and the two were almost full. The thief saint couldn't help but protest to the hotel waiter: "What kind of hotel are you?"

The two of us entered the restaurant with them back and forth, and the order time did not take more than a minute. They ordered two meat dishes, which had to be shredded and minced. Whether it's chopping garlic or shredding belly, it's the kind that is very laborious to make.

And the two of us ordered vegetarian dishes, a shallots mixed with tofu, a boiled peanut rice, neither shredded nor minced, sprinkled with salt, poured some vinegar can be put on the plate, weishenme The dishes of the two of them are all on the table, and the dishes we ordered have not moved?

Besides, the two of us come to your restaurant for dinner three times a day. Are you a regular customer here? We come here all day to eat, is it to make money for your restaurant? Is this how you treat your regular customers? ”

After hearing this, the waiter rolled his eyes at the two thieves, and replied unhurriedly: "I'm sorry, our restaurant has a rule that when serving food to customers, give priority to those customers with high consumption."

Are you embarrassed to say that we will make money? We give a free pot of tea to every table of guests, even though the pot of tea in our shop is not very valuable. But it's worth seventy or eighty dollars.

It is true that you two come to our restaurant every day to eat, but when you two come in the morning, you just drink tea and don't order anything. I went out for a walk until almost noon, and came back for tea at noon.

After drinking two pots of tea, you ordered. But you two light shallots mixed with tofu and boiled peanuts, and then each person has a big steamed bun. The meals you two ordered together are not worth as much as half a pot of tea from us.

The most infuriating thing is at night. At night, you don't even order shallots and tofu, but you actually buy mustard to order steamed buns from us, and after you are full, you continue to drink tea in the store, and when our restaurant is about to close, you two are willing to go back.

Didn't you just say that you would never come to our restaurant again? Then I quickly informed the kitchen and asked them not to mix tofu, it just so happened that the price of shallots has risen today, and you two don't order food, we have also saved a lot of costs, and saved several pots of tea by the way. ”

"Don't don't, little brother is really interesting, we're just joking with you, you take it seriously, don't rush the kitchen, we're not in a hurry, let the chef mix the tofu slowly, the longer this tofu is mixed, the better it tastes." After hearing the waiter's words, although the faces of the poisonous you ten thousand times and the thief saint Tongming were a little panicked, they still pulled down their faces.

Seeing that the two of them were so thick-skinned, the hotel waiter was a little speechless, and he said helplessly: "You two can really insist, slowly mix tofu?" Aren't you afraid that the chef will mix the tofu with the same crumbs as millet? ”

"It's okay, we don't want to be broken, don't say that the chef mixes the tofu like millet, even if he mixes the tofu like nano, we don't care." Poison you thousands of times and answer with a serious face.

As soon as the words "poison you ten thousand times" came out, not only the hotel waiter was speechless, but even Liu Xiu and Chen Yanfei were all convinced, they looked at the two of them with admiration, and then wiped their mouths with a napkin: "Waiter, pay the bill." ”

Hearing that Liu Xiu's table was about to pay, the hotel waiter didn't care about going to the kitchen to help you poison the two of you ten thousand times, but smiled and took out the menu: "Sir, you two even have rice and vegetables, a total of 97 yuan has been consumed, our store can have a small discount, you only need to pay 95 yuan." ”

"Oh, that's right, that's okay, 95 yuan is 95 yuan, and the rest will be your tip." After speaking, Liu Xiu and Chen Yan flew outside.

Seeing that Liu Xiu and the two wanted to go out, the hotel waiter hurriedly stopped them: "Two gentlemen, please stay, you two haven't paid yet?" ”

"What do you mean? Slanderous? Didn't I give you 100 yuan when I entered the door just now? Today's lunch meal, we ate a total of 97 yuan, and you just asked me to pay 95 yuan, right?

I gave you 100 yuan before, in addition to the 95 yuan we ate, we still have 5 yuan left, just now I said that the 5 yuan is gone, don't you understand? Think about it slowly, and here we go. After speaking, Liu Xiu held a toothpick in his mouth and left the hotel with Chen Yanfei unhurriedly.

"I understand, but I just didn't understand it, the 100 yuan you gave me just now, wasn't it a tip for me?" Looking at Liu Xiu's distant back, the hotel waiter seemed a little tearless.

After Liu Xiu and the others returned to the conference room with a full burp, they saw that the others were already sitting in the conference room, and everyone smelled the aroma of meat wafting out of their mouths after Liu Xiu and the two hiccups, and their stomachs all gurgled and screamed.

It turned out that because they came to the Ministry of Public Security for the first time, they didn't know where the restaurant was, so they had the heart to inquire, but they were too embarrassed to speak, and in desperation, these brothers didn't eat at all, and waited for the meeting from the conference room hungry.

When everyone's stomachs were drumming in the conference room, Wu Xiaojun entered the conference room, Wu Xiaojun ignored the ringing in everyone's stomachs, and after sitting down, he directly announced: "When the time comes, the case analysis meeting will be held below." (To be continued......)

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