Text Text_Chapter 822 Girls are not allowed to say Mao

"What?"

Li Nannan was stunned.

Yang Xiao repeated: "Actually, my name is not Yang Xiao. ”

"You, but on your ID card, your name is Yang Xiao."

"Yes."

Yang Xiao bowed slightly, then looked up at the sky behind Li Nannan, and said softly: "My real name is actually called Yang Coffin." My name on my ID card is Yang Xiao, because when I went to school, the village chief said that I was too good-looking, and the meaning of my name was too weak. So, he suggested that I change my name to a man. ”

"I think what the village chief said is very reasonable, and after thinking about it for a long time, I decided to use the name of Yang Xiao, the left envoy of light, in Jin Yong's novel "Heaven and Dragon Slayer". In this way, people will feel that I am a man, both in terms of sounding and seeming. Men always attract less attention than girls. ”

When Yang Xiao praised her for her good looks, there was no modesty or shyness on her face.

She's just telling the truth.

Li Nannan also felt that she should say so.

Don't be humble or shy, as if the flower itself is a flower.

What's more, even if Yang Xiao is really suspected of selling melons and boasting about herself, Li Nannan can't take care of it.

It's just because he heard from Yang Xiao's words, oh, no, it's Yang Coffin, that she-her intelligence seems to have recovered.

Otherwise, he would have called him little uncle a long time ago.

will not explain that she is not called Yang Xiao, but Yang Coffin, and she will not even be able to say the famous works of Old Man Jin.

Of course, he wouldn't take the initiative to ask.

He only laughed and knocked on the side: "Yang Guanguan? Guan Guan Ju, in the river island? Well, that's a really good name. It's much better than Yang Xiao. ”

Yang Coffin shook his head: "It's not the Guan Guan of Guan Zhiju, it's the coffin of the coffin." ”

The corners of Li Nannan's mouth immediately jumped, and he sneered again: "I think it's better to call it Guan Guan." ”

"Not good."

Yang shook his head again.

Li Nannan was a little strange: "Why is it not good?" How beautiful is the Guan Guan of Guan Zhiju? Isn't it 10,000 times better than the coffin of a coffin? A young and beautiful girl like you really doesn't have anything to do with the coffin. ”

"It has to be related."

"For Mao? Ah, why? ”

Li Nannan raised his hand and gently gave himself a mouthful.

I secretly swore that when I talk to beautiful women in the future, I must pretend to be very educated, and don't say it in a hairy way.

Of course, you can talk to your aunt and the demon girl.

Only by talking to them can we seem to be closer.

Yang Coffin lowered his head, looked at Li Nannan's hand, and said softly: "Because, I was born from the coffin." ”

"Iβ€”go."

Just reminded himself that in the future, in front of beautiful women, Li Nannan, who must pretend to be very educated, couldn't help it, and said two indecent words.

He can't be blamed for that.

Because he really didn't want to connect the innocent and beautiful girl in front of him with the coffin, something that belonged to another world.

I believe that all the people who are shocked by the beauty of Yang Coffin will have Li Nannan's thoughts.

She should be with the purest snow lotus on the Tianshan Mountain, how mad is the coffin?

Yang Coffin smiled bitterly and continued: "Because I was born, my mother had a difficult birth. Our mountain village is closed, even if our family is a family of traditional Chinese medicine, but in this kind of thing, because there was no caesarean section, we could only watch my mother die. ”

"When my father saw that my mother was dead, they could only cry and put my mother in a coffin to be buriedβ€”maybe God thought it would be too cruel to our mother and daughter. That's when my father was about to close the coffin, my mother came back to life and gave birth to me. ”

"Am I not going to die?"

Yang Coffin pretended to smile happily and asked.

"Absolutely."

Li Nannan gave a thumbs up to his right hand and gestured fiercely.

"My mother's situation, in traditional Chinese medicine, is fake death."

Yang Coffin thought about it for a while, and then said: "But now I suspect that my mother is not fake death, but really dead." She's dead, but I'm not. It was my strong vitality that drove her pulse. Like, just like you gave me artificial respiration, didn't you also pull me back from the ghost door when I lost my vitality? ”

The situation mentioned by Yang Coffin, whether it is traditional Chinese medicine or Western medicine, is theoretically possible.

Li Nannan, who only knows a little bit about traditional Chinese medicine, of course he doesn't care about this, he just nods and says, "Yes, yes." If you don't die in a great calamity, you will have a blessing in the future. ”

"My mother didn't die, but she didn't have a blessing."

Yang Coffin corrected lightly.

Li Nannan stopped talking.

Because he already knew that when Yang Coffin was a child, his parents died unexpectedly.

If Mother Yang really didn't die, how could the kind of person who must have a blessing die due to an accident?

Yang Coffin raised his hand, wiped his eyes, and lowered his voice: "Or, if it weren't for my existence, my mother would be blessed." When I grew up, by chance, I heard the villagers talk about me behind my back and said that I was a broom star. Not only did I kill my parents, but I also killed my little uncle who loved me. Since then, I didn't want to stay in the village. After coming out, I didn't want to go back. ”

Your experience is similar to that of the flower night god.

Could it be that you are also a night tiger - grass, Li scumbag, you are talking nonsense again.

In his heart, after using an invisible hand to slap himself in the face, Li Nannan's guilt disappeared.

Light a cigarette, hold the back of your head with both hands, lie on the beach again, Erlang's legs, squint slightly, and listen to a young and beautiful girl born from a coffin under the gentle caress of the sea breeze, telling her story, which is also a great joy in the world.

Yang said that the little uncle who drowned to save her was the person she remembered the most.

After her uncle's death, she woke up crying from her sleep countless times.

How hopeful, only to find out that the death of the little uncle was just a nightmare.

When she opened her eyes, she saw that the little uncle was sitting in front of the bed, looking at her with loving eyes.

She thought about this wish many times day and night.

It is deeply seared in the deepest part of my heart, and I will never forget it when I die.

Finally, when Yang Coffin was riding Bai Ling'er's motorcycle, she was hit by Li Nannan - her greatest wish came true.

When she opened her eyes, she saw her little uncle.

At that moment, she felt that she was definitely the happiest person in the world.

She was too afraid that her little uncle would leave her again and make her wait so long again.

I can't wait to eat and sleep, and I am with my little uncle.

That's why she pestered Li Nannan.

But when Li Nanfang went to the hospital to find Min Rou and found that Min Rou, an innocent and cute young woman, came to Macau to send the ordeal by herself, and had no choice but to chase after her, Yang had an accident in the coffin.

That night, Yang had a nightmare that he couldn't remember anymore and fell out of bed.

It's a coincidence, and the back of the head touches the ground again-

It's really weird to think about this brain.

Sometimes, even if someone slams the brick and the brick cracks, the brain will not be affected much.

But sometimes, even if you fall out of bed and the back of your head touches the ground, it will make a big change in your brain.

Of course, this has a lot to do with the fact that when Yang Xiao fell, the back of his head happened to hit a glass bead.

The glass beads were bought by Lu Yan, the head nurse, and given to her to play.

Isn't a five-year-old girl with an IQ who loves these little toys?

As a result, the glass ball played a very crucial role.

When Yang Coffin was heard, the special nurse who rushed immediately found that after the first aid woke up, all the things she had been hit by Li Nannan came back.

She knew that Li Nannan was not her little uncle anymore.

also understands that she shouldn't run away from the past, afraid that the name Yang Coffin will make her think of those sad things in the past.

She should be like all young and beautiful girls in the new era, bravely face the cruel reality of the past, and strive to overcome her fears and stride towards a better tomorrow-

She didn't allow Lu Mingliang to tell Li Nannan that she had regained her IQ.

She hoped that she could appear in front of Li Nannan in person and give him a big surprise.

As long as she can send a surprise to Brother Li, Dean Lu will of course strongly approve of it, and also helped her book a plane ticket to Macau, telling her to be careful outside, and to pay attention to those guys who covet your beauty.

If there is anything, I have to call Li Nannan immediately, or call you Brother Lu, and I will immediately step on the colorful auspicious clouds-wait, let's talk about it.

So, like a deer in his arms, Yang came to Macao alone.

Although Macau is not big, it is not small, and there are millions of active people, where to find Li Nannan?

Just when Yang Coffin was walking along the seaside, worrying about whether to weaken the surprise index for Li Nannan, and calling him to ask where he was, he saw a person lying dead on the beach from a distance, motionless.

Yang Coffin is a master of traditional Chinese medicine, and when he saw someone lying there and didn't know whether he was alive or dead, he slowly walked over with the purpose of "saving people's lives and winning the seventh-level floating map".

When she saw that person, it was actually Li Nannan, who was covered in 108,000 sweat pores, and she was laughing happily.

According to her attainments of "looking, hearing and asking", when she looked at Li Scum's face, she knew that he was just asleep.

So, she started to be naughty.

He crept over and scratched his nostrils with his hair.

"There's so much hair in your nostrils."

After saying this, Yang Coffin looked at Li Nannan's nose.

Li Nannan's face sank, raised his hand to cover his nose, and reprimanded: "In the future, you are not allowed to say the word 'Mao'." ”

Yang Coffin was a little strange: "Why can't I say it?" You just said that. ”

"Because I'm a man and you're a woman."

Li Nannan didn't bother to explain the problem of "Mao" to her, and said very domineeringly: "So, I can say it, but you can't say it." ”

"Oh, remember."

Yang Coffin nodded, and couldn't help but want to ask again.

But when he saw Li Nannan's face pulled down, he didn't dare to ask.

I really didn't want to talk about Mao with the beautiful girl, Li Nannan saw that she was not dead in a thief's heart - he could only divert the topic: "What happened to you just now?" It's scary. As a super miracle doctor, you should know very well, what happened to you just now, right? ”

"Hidden disease."

Yang Coffin was silent for a long time before he whispered.

Li Nannan asked: "What kind of hidden method?" ”

"You just can't be touched by a man who isn't a relative. In Western medicine, it should be androphobia. ”

Yang Xuanqi pursed the corners of his mouth and said, "How did I get this disease - if you want to hear it, I will tell you." However, the process is not too pretty. ”

"I'd love to hear it."

Li Nannan waved his hand: "But I am a man with good manners, and I will never base my curiosity on the pain of others." ”

After a pause, he added, "Although, it's one of my favorite things to do." ”

"Li Nannan, you are so bad."

Yang Coffin pursed his lips and smiled, then retracted, and said lightly: "I have been very beautiful since I was a child. Girls who are too beautiful will always be more vulnerable than others. ”