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"Oh......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but nodded, "This fart is a fart, it's all fragrant......"

"Who farted??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu and said.

"I ......" Yuan Siyu pointed to his nose and said seriously.

"Oh, I said, why did it smell just now?? Dare to be affectionate is you farting?? Next time, remember, it doesn't matter if you fart or something, whether you take off your pants or not, at least find a place where no one is around, otherwise, it will destroy the air quality, and if people are caught, they will be fined......" The girl said lightly.

"Hmm......" Yuan Siyu blushed and nodded through gritted teeth.

"Master, don't call Xiaobai ......" Gu Yunfeng just let go of the girl's mouth, which made the girl make a fuss.

"No, no......" Gu Yunfeng glared at the girl, "The name is a code name, what's the name different?" And the title of Xiaobai, how nice it sounds, as soon as you hear it, you know that you are white, and you love to be clean......"

"Master......" Xiao Bai hasn't done it here yet, and Xiao Hei is making a fuss again, "That person's name, doesn't it mean that the family has to be black??" ”

"It's good to look black, it's good to look black to ward off evil ......spirits," Gu Yunfeng immediately hurriedly came to comfort Xiao Hei.

"The black dog is the one who wards off evil spirits...... Yuan Siyu pouted, "Oh, the black cat also wards off evil spirits......

"Master, listen to what she said...... Xiao Hei stopped doing it at that time, pointing at Yuan Siyu, and he was about to cry when he was wronged.

"Yuan hates ghosts......" Gu Yunfeng glared at Yuan Siyu angrily, "If you are looking for death, just say it, sisters, fulfill your ......"

"I'm looking for death, you can fulfill me......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but pursed his lips and said disdainfully.

"Little Black ......" Gu Yunfeng patted Xiao Hei's shoulder, "Go pull a piece of." Let her have a good taste......"

"Master...... "Xiao Hei really cried this time, is it okay if she is a girl?? How can there be such a bully??

"Just kidding......" Gu Yunfeng was a little embarrassed, "That's it, don't you really make you ......"

"Hey, hey......" Yuan Siyu sneered, "What did I just say??" It's finding, not eating, if your education level is not enough, be modest, don't run out to offer ugliness, is it the same meaning to find and eat? ? I'm looking for it. It's going to be for you to eat, is it good for you to eat?? ”

"I said, can you two stop being so disgusting??" The girl was a little unhappy when she listened to it, these two people were really getting more and more vulgar when they spoke, which made people feel disgusting when they listened to it.

"Yes, yes, let's not talk about it......" Gu Yunfeng hurriedly nodded flatteringly, and lowered his posture quite low.

"Sister-in-law, this woman dares to call Xiao Hei, isn't this the same name as me?? I'm not happy......" Xiao Hei ran over with a. looked at the woman with the same name as himself with a dissatisfied face and said.

"Is your name Blackie??" The girl glanced at Xiao Hei, "Aren't you called Hei??" ”

"My name is Black??" Xiao Hei blinked his eyes, and then suddenly. "yes, I'm really called Black, and I'm really mistaken......"

"But to distinguish you two, I see. We'll call you a little black ...... in the future," the girl said, pursed her lips.

"Huh??" Xiao Hei immediately opened his mouth wide, with a look of reluctance. "Why did I suddenly line up behind Xiao Erhei?? Sister-in-law, I don't do it, how can I be inferior to that little lizard?? ”

"So??" The girl's eyes rolled, "Or it's called Kuroko??" ”

"No, no......" Xiao Hei immediately fell to the ground, rolling around, "This is the name of the dog, I won't do it, I won't do it......"

"Is this really a nuisance??" The girl blinked her eyes, and suddenly became a little embarrassed.

"Let her change her name......" Nie Canglong pointed to Gu Yunfeng's envoy girl, "Anyway, she doesn't like Xiao Hei's name, or she should be called Xiao Hong......

"Good name......" Gu Yunfeng was immediately happy, "This name can be described in two words, elegant ......"

"Woo......" Xiaohong, who had just received a new name, cried at that time.

"I said the surname Gu......" Yuan Siyu looked at Gu Yunfeng, "Can you have a little bit of discipline??" Does the name Xiaohong have anything to do with Wen Ya? ? ”

"As long as it is the name chosen by Canglong, it is an elegant ......" Gu Yunfeng's worship of Nie Canglong is quite blind, not to mention, he has to please him now, otherwise, he will not take care of himself in his life by enslaving human women.

"If it's called Xiaohong...... the girl raised her eyebrows, "I see that it's better to be called Azhu, the same ...... as the one with the same name in "Dragon Babu""

"Okay, good, good......" is the maid who temporarily called Xiaohong, and I very much hope that I can change my name.

"Her name is Azhu, then I will call Abi to get ......" The maid who had just obtained the name Xiaobai immediately put forward her own requirements, the name Xiaobai, as soon as I heard it, it was a pet name.

"No......" Gu Yunfeng glared at Xiao Bai, "Ah Bi or something, what's so good??" It's still a good sound......"

"Master, I protest......" Xiaobai pouted and said disobediently.

"Protest is invalid......" Gu Yunfeng glared at Xiao Bai and said quite authoritarianly.

"Hum hum hum ......" Xiao Bai pouted, peeking at the master, seeing that the master's expression was quite resolute, he couldn't help but hum uncontrollably.

"Hmph is useless...... Gu Yunfeng glared at Xiao Bai, "Your name, but your Aunt Qin gave it to you, do you think your Aunt Qin and Grandma are just helping people choose their names??" Don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know blessings......"

"It's ......" The girl who temporarily called Xiaohong became proud, it seems that her future name will be called Azhu, in fact, it is also quite good to call Azhu.

"It's just a fart......" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but roll his eyes, "You'll be called Xiaohong in the future, do you understand??" ”

“weishenme？？” The maid who had already been identified by Gu Yunfeng as Xiaohong was immediately unhappy, "Azhu is the name given to me by Aunt Qin's grandmother, I can't be in the blessing and not know the blessing ......"

"Xiaohong is the name given to you by Nie Da Immortal. Who is Nie Da Immortal?? He is your savior, if it weren't for him, you would have let the monsters take you captive as a daughter-in-law......" Gu Yunfeng said with a pair of beautiful eyes.

"But ......" Xiaohong pouted, "What kind of Xiaohong is this, it's too vulgar, that is, the level of elementary school students......"

"What??" Gu Yunfeng was immediately angry, and grabbed Xiaohong's ear, "What did you just say??" The level of elementary school students?? ”

"Oops, hey......" Xiaohong suddenly screamed in pain, "Master." It hurts ......."

"You still know it hurts??" Gu Yunfeng didn't let go, but twisted it slightly, twisting Xiaohong's ears into a circle, "The great immortal Nie is a high-achieving student of Peking University, do you understand it?" If he is at the level of a primary school student, won't we even know a word?? ”

"Look at this sycophant......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but pout, "This person is feeling the pressure, right??" ”

"What pressure??" Gu Yunfeng glared at Yuan Siyu, and his little hand let go of Xiaohong's ears, "Can you not always be so mysterious?" How annoying is it?? ”

"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu sneered. Cast a mist before somebody's eyes?? Actually, I think it's all here, shouldn't you go back to your house too?? With your strength, even if you encounter a land immortal. Eighty percent can run off ......"

"Nonsense......" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but roll her eyes, "I still have two girls, I can run, can they run??" Can I watch them get caught by the youkai?? I know. If it were you, you would have ignored them and run away......"

"I have to say......" Yuan Siyu suddenly suddenly. looked at Gu Yunfeng with admiration, "You dare to love you just calculated this point, that's why you dare to risk the world's disapproval and accept the two human servants, I said, isn't it just a matter of a day or two??" Did you cheat two big girls?? ”

"Why are you so disliked??" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but roll his eyes, "I felt that I fell in love with them, so I accepted them, and besides, this shijie is so messy, there are goblins everywhere, what if the two of them let the goblins eat it??" At least it's safer to stay with me......"

"Makes sense...... the girl couldn't help but nodded, "Sister Feng'er's strength has basically reached the realm of invincibility in the world, even Canglong is not necessarily your opponent......"

"Won the award...... Gu Yunfeng suddenly became proud, and waved his hand quite modestly, "Low-key and low-key ......"

"I said, are you still going to be shameless??" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but roll her eyes, "Why don't we fight again?" Let's see who's better?? ”

"Fight, fight......" Gu Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, "If you dare to win me, it means that what Xiaojun said is not right, and when the time comes, you will slap Xiaojun in the face......"

"You ......" Yuan Siyu was stunned, "Can you be more shameless??" ”

"Shameless??" Gu Yunfeng's eyes rolled, and then he pointed at Nie Canglong, "Comrade Little Green Snake, why don't we have a fight between the two of us and let you know how powerful this girl is......"

"I can't beat you......" Nie Canglong immediately shook his head, "Your ancient great immortal is a master of refining the Void and Void Combination Dao, how can I be your opponent?" It's not scientific......"

"What??" Zhao Chuanxi appeared in front of everyone with a noodle pocket in one hand and a rough prisoner cart in the other, "Why is there another ancient immortal after such a long period of effort?" ”

"Is the prisoner cart ready??" The girl looked at the huge prisoner cart that Zhao Chuanxi was carrying, and her big eyes lit up at that time, "Not bad, it's big enough, and it's no problem to load hundreds of people......"

"Chuanxi ......" Nie Canglong gave Zhao Chuanxi a thumbs up, "Can you stop being so sassy??" Such a big object, you carry it so much, don't you show you?? ”

"Hey, hey......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled, and put down the prisoner car, "Anyway, it's not too heavy, it's ...... to carry and play" said, raising the noodle pocket in his other hand, "Sister-in-law, all the insects you want are here......"

"Huh??" The girl only found the noodle pocket that Zhao Chuanxi was carrying at this time, "How many insects can be held in such a small pocket??" ”

"Hehe......" Zhao Chuanxi was immediately happy. Sister-in-law, this is what you don't understand, you look at this pocket is inconspicuous, but the space inside is big, I just went out with a little effort, I bumped into an ant nest, and directly served it, guess this nest of ants, how many are there in total?? ”

"How can I guess that??" The girl couldn't help but roll her eyes and said.

"100,000 ......" Zhao Chuanxi crossed his two index fingers. Rather exaggeratedly.

"So many??" The girl was also a little surprised, "When did the ant nest have such a large scale??" ”

"How can it be??" Zhao Chuanxi sighed, then untied his noodle pocket, put his hand in, and took out an ant the size of a fist from inside, "Look at this head, which is this ant??" It's clearly a small tank......"

"The tank is so small??" The girl couldn't help but glance at Zhao Chuanxi, "The next time you speak, can you be realistic?" Don't be like your uneducated master......"

"Did the old man provoke you??" The Cloud Neutron Dao Chief quit his job. The matter of the ring just now made him feel unhappy, who knew that now he was lying down and getting shot, these sad things in this world. Why did you let the old way meet??

"Hmph......" The girl snorted and didn't say anything, she didn't bother to deal with this demon.

"Sister-in-law, I was talking about the little tank. It's the kind of toy tank that children play with......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled with a shy face.

"Alright......," the girl waved her hand, "put the ant in." Don't freak out Immortal Yuan......"

"Uh......" Zhao Chuanxi listened to his sister-in-law's words, and couldn't help but be stunned, turned his head to look at Yuan Siyu, and sure enough, when he saw Yuan Siyu's frightened look, he didn't dare to look at the little ant in his hand, and a hideous smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Look...... What to see?? When Yuan Siyu saw Zhao Chuanxi's eyes, he immediately glared at him with a fierce look, and then hid behind Nie Canglong.

"Great Immortal Yuan, for so many days, thanks to your care, this is my gift to you......" Zhao Chuanxi sneered, and with a flick of his wrist, the big ant flew towards Yuan Siyu.

"Ah......" Yuan Siyu saw the big ant flying towards him, and he screamed in fright, and the whole person jumped on Nie Canglong's body.

"I said Chuanxi......" Nie Canglong caught the big ant, "Can you stop playing this kind of game that only children play??" ”

"How do you call a game that only children can play??" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but pout, "On the battlefield, everything is done, and the only thing you pursue is victory......

"Chuanxi is so right...... the girl couldn't help but praise the knot, "History is written by the victor, as long as you can achieve the victory of Zuihou, when you write history books in the future, you can write the process of victory a little more openly......"

"What are you ......" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's head at that time, "You are tampering with history......"

"What falsification of history?? How is it possible for history to be tampered with? I'm just doing some selective artistic processing......" The girl couldn't help but roll her eyes and said.

"That's ......" Zhao Chuanxi immediately agreed, "Selective artistic processing, this is harmless ......"

"You uncle and sister-in-law, it's so shameless...... Yuan Siyu glared at the two of them and said.

"Oops......" The girl couldn't help but sneer, "The back of the little green snake is quite comfortable, right??" ”

"Of course...... Yuan Siyu suddenly became proud, "Canglong's back is wide and thick, you can feel safe lying on it......" said that, the whole body was completely lying on it.

"I said, there are no ants now, can you get off my back??" Nie Canglong was a little unhappy, turned his head, and said dissatisfiedly.

"No, go down......" Yuan Siyu shook his head vigorously, "I finally came up, why should I go down??" You have to stay enough......"

"I said, do you know what it means to kick your nose in the face??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"I know......" Yuan Siyu reached out and pinched the man's nose, "Kick your nose, and you can climb to your face......"

"Okay......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, and then put the ant in his hand on his shoulder, "To be honest, I've always wanted to raise a small ant, but when I was able to raise it, the ant was too small, if I raised it, I wouldn't be able to find it if I was not careful, but now it's different, such a big man, if I feed it a little more Neidan to eat, raise an ant essence, and take it out, it will have face, right??" ”

"Ah......" Yuan Siyu saw the big ant on the man's shoulder, and screamed in fright at that time, and jumped behind Qin Xiaojun, with a pair of beautiful eyes with fear, glaring at the man, "Little green snake, you hate ......"

"Hmph......" Nie Canglong took the little ant in his hand, "I put my pet on my shoulder, does it have anything to do with you??" ”

"You ......" Yuan Siyu's beautiful eyes suddenly burst into tears, "You bully people......"

"If you live, you have to bully people, if you don't bully people, you will be bullied by others......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but pouted and said.

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