Blindly defending is better than taking the initiative to attack, and attacking and defending is the best combat strategy.

I knew I couldn't sit back and wait like this, and if I didn't launch a counter-offensive then my male supremacy would soon be ceded to these two little girls. The two of them don't know the height of the sky, and the little girl thinks that they can take me down if they join forces, daydreaming! Three stinkers beat Zhuge Liang? Fart! The million-strong army is not the opponent of Zhuge Liang, how can you three leather sellers win against Zhuge Wuhou! What's more, you two now, it's a fantasy to win me, Zhuge Liang in reality! Do you think fairy tales are true, but if all the children in the world are dead, do you think that guy Hans Christian Andersen can still be so famous?

After careful thinking and careful deployment, I decided to break the two of them one by one, as the so-called avoiding the real and attacking the weak, starting from the weak point, this is the best strategy in the art of war. But who is the "real" and who is the "virtual" of the two of them? Even a fool can see this! So Hua Yao, Hua Yao, brother, let's start with you!

The kitchen is full of fragrant food, and my lovely little sister Hua Yao is busy with pots and pans. There is a saying that is a good wife and a good mother, and the best standard for testing a good wife and mother is to see if she can cook and cook good dishes. Obviously, Hua Yao meets this standard, did you also encourage me to take this chick down? If you marry back and you don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life, then you need me to be a big man who works in the kitchen all day, and when I get home, I lie down on the sofa and soon this free nanny will bring delicious food. It's really pleasant to think about it, Sister Yao'er, you will be the mistress of our house in the future, and you can do whatever you want in the kitchen!

I slipped behind Hua Yao, dropped my crutches, and wrapped my arms around her waist from behind. Tsk, it's still so soft and it's still so warm! Come, let my brother kiss the little mouth again!

"Oh, Brother Xiaoxi, don't make trouble, didn't see that I was busy...... Oh, no, I promised Sister Tiantian that I won't talk to you anymore, why don't you ......" Hua Yao covered her little mouth and quickly continued to ignore me.

Sure enough, it was a little tender, and it hit it with one hit! How's that, it's revealing all of a sudden! Sure enough, it's Chi Tiantian, a dead girl, who made a ghost, see how I clean you up after that. But before I clean up Chi Tiantian, I have to take down this Hua Yao first, and after cutting off her right arm, I will see how you, a tigress, can grow wings and fly!

"What did Yao'er just say? Brother Xiaoxi doesn't seem to hear clearly, why don't Yao'er tell me again, okay? His mouth slowly approached her pink cheeks, and then blew hot air into her ears. This trick was learned in a meat novel, and I heard that it is quite effective against women.

"Uh-huh!" Hua Yao covered her mouth and shook her head desperately, it seems that this chick is quite stubborn. If you don't say yes, okay, I'll give you a different kind of stimulation.

"Okay Yao'er, tell me what secrets there are between you and Sister Tiantian, okay? You'd better obediently not move, Brother Xiaoxi's legs aren't good yet, if you struggle indiscriminately, it will be serious if you touch me! "There is a mouth above, a hand below, and psychological intimidation in the middle. Attacking like this, taking turns in battle, I don't believe how long you, this little girl, can last.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh...... "It's better to grit your teeth and not say it, or shake your head and refuse to confess, right! It seems that you are really not afraid of the big punishment if you don't move, and you really think that I can't do anything about you! Hua Yao, Hua Yao, you forced me, don't blame me for being ruthless and "spicy"!

"Ah, Brother Xiaoxi, you...... Well, you ...... Stop! A hand smoothly broke through the collar of her coat, what was inside? Slippery clothing, is it the belly dou we heard about when we were children? The girl in the mountains doesn't know what it is, and the function of this thing is similar to something!

"That'...... So Yao'er doesn't say it, as long as Yao'er obediently says it, Brother Xiaoxi will stop! "In that case, I don't think you should say it, because brother, I don't want to stop for the time being.

"I don't, I ...... I don't say, I ...... I don't want to talk to you! Hua Yao's whole body was trembling, she couldn't stand anymore, and her legs were already weak. But she really didn't dare to run away, she didn't dare to scream, and she didn't dare to struggle hard, because she was really afraid that she would hurt me. I said you little girl, don't learn these bad tricks with that Chi Tiantian, are you the material, can you learn it, do you learn it like?

"Oh, is it? Then I won't talk to Yao'er, okay, then let's not talk! ”

"Ah, Brother Creek! You...... Stop, itchy, Yao'er is so itchy! "Hua Yao was so anxious that she was about to burst into tears, but I won't pity you, if I don't subdue you today, then I won't be able to do anything about you in the future. Men are not ruthless, women are unstable! Since it doesn't work in words, then let's do it, and since it doesn't work in words, let's do it. I don't believe that you, an untrained girl, can withstand the means of me, a master of flower picking, and I have seen so much theoretical knowledge, so I will just practice it on you today. Aren't you stubborn and unwilling to speak, then you just continue to hold on!

"Oh, Yao'er, what's wrong with you, why is your heart beating so fast, are you sick? Then Brother Xiaoxi will come to see you! "Through that belly pocket, my colored hand has not yet taken a deeper attack, gently sticking to the position of her careful liver, but I can't guarantee that it will not be in danger of sliding next.

"Brother Xiaoxi, you ...... Just let me go, I can't say it, I promised Sister Tiantian not to take the initiative to talk to you, so I ...... Oops, I've said it anyway, shame on you, shame on you! Hua Yao writhed her delicate body to try to get rid of my palm, but it was undoubtedly in vain, no matter how she hit my chest with the back of her head, but my hands still restrained her in my arms.

As I expected, it turned out that these two little girls wanted to use such a method of ignoring me to deal with me, which was really naïve! Can this girl's IQ only be mixed at this stage, can't she think of some other more advanced way to rectify me? Alas, what a disappointment for us men! I thought about it in my heart, but the movements of my hands still didn't stop. Slowly slipping, slowly tightening, oops! My breathing was getting shorter and shorter.

It's in hand, and it's finally in my hand. Through the barrier of that layer of belly, the touch of two or something instantly made my whole body tremble, and the kind of unstoppable, indescribable graceful pleasure made me almost crazy. Although I have tasted this similar feeling before, each time it is a different physical and mental double re-experience! It's a pity that there is a layer of red belly dou, it is inevitable that there are some fly in the ointment and lack of realism, I don't know what kind of feeling this unobstructed contact is? Well, let me confirm it! Anyway, now for Hua Yao, she has no ability to resist at all, and she may not even have the courage to resist. Don't think about her, just think about myself. So my colored hand cleverly took a detour, slowly penetrating from behind into the inner layer.

At this moment, there was a crisp sound of "clang", and it turned out that a porcelain bowl was inadvertently knocked off. I don't know who the specific perpetrator is, but we are both responsible anyway. Okay, men should be generous and suffer a loss, just think I touched it, I admit it! This sound suddenly sobered up a lot, and the desire in my heart was extinguished all at once. I quickly let go of Hua Yao in my arms, and Hua Yao also quickly straightened the clothes that I messed up, and everything returned to normal, as if nothing had happened. In fact, it just didn't happen at all, although it was almost successful, but in the end, it was still a regret! The difference is a millimeter, and the error is a thousand miles! It's all my fault for being soft-hearted, what is polite to her, how good it would be to go directly! It's getting late, and I'm afraid I can't come again, because the crisp sound has already startled the people outside.

"What's up, what's going on!" The first to rush in was Aunt Mo, who was feeding the chickens, and came in after hearing the noise.

"What's the matter, something has fallen!" The second thing that ran in was Chi Tiantian, this little girl was still holding a handful of green vegetables in her hand, and the water on it had not dried, so she thought she was washing vegetables there just now!

"It's okay, it's okay, I accidentally touched a porcelain bowl and almost scared Yao'er!" I quickly scratched my head and explained, this lie is just casual, if it is too formal, people will suspect it.

"Yes, Brother Xiaoxi was just going to help me, but he was clumsy and knew how to cook, so he ......" Hua Yao also smiled, her little face was still flushed, and the red flutter was charming. Look at this chick, it's not good, just tell a lie and have a red face, no future!

"Alas, it's a pity that this flower porcelain bowl is so beautiful, it's so ruined by me!" I pretended to sigh guiltily, to win sympathy, of course, the more pitiful the better!

"It's okay, it's okay, it's safe! Mr. Yu, you better have a good rest, and leave this cooking to Yao Mei'er alone! "Aunt Mo smiled kindly, what a kind old man! Why don't you take me as your godson, and I will honor your old man.

"Is it really that simple?" Xiao Tiantian suddenly interjected, looking at me and Hua Yao with a suspicious face. Hua Yao's face turned even redder, and she lowered her head and didn't dare to speak.

"I said you don't wash vegetables well, why are you running here, do you know how to cook? Do we dare to eat the food you cook? If you don't wash the vegetables obediently, I'll have to put your dishes in the pot later! "I hurriedly killed Xiao Tiantian and told her to shut up, let her mess around like this, and we won't show our stuffing! I can't blow the wind, and the rain can't fall, but Hua Yao is not as capable of resisting blows as I am!

"Cut, who loves to ask you yes!" Xiao Tiantian glanced at me and then walked out angrily, since she started a fire with Hua Yao to isolate me, I naturally wouldn't be polite to her. Don't be complacent, the chick surnamed Chi, look at how my brother deals with you! I make you miserable, you can't die!

When Aunt Mo also walked out, and there were only two people left in the kitchen, Hua Yao and me, I couldn't help but smile obscenely, and slowly approached Hua Yao.

"Brother Xiaoxi, you...... Don't come here! Hua Yao lowered her head in fright, and her two little hands tightly pulled the apron on her body. The nervous look was like that of a poor fawn, and it was inevitable that it would hurt people. It seems that this chick was frightened by me, okay, brother, I won't force you anymore.

"Yao'er, don't be afraid, Brother Xiaoxi won't bully you anymore! Come, come here, Brother Xiaoxi has something to ask you! I smiled softly at her and stretched out my hand to beckon. She hesitated for a moment and finally walked up to me slowly, I stretched out my palm and hooked it, and she obediently handed me her little hand.

The blushing face is getting more and more coquettish, but my ** at the moment is not as strong as just now, because I am planning a bigger conspiracy!

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