Chapter 228 Tang Zong and Song Zu play mahjong
"I remember!" Xiang Yu pondered for a long time, suddenly patted his head, and suddenly said: "Liu Bang! Zhao Kuangyin! Li Shimin! Zhu Yuanzhang! Every single one of them has been beaten by me in the underworld! ”
Xiang Yu looked proud of recalling the past eventful years, and showed off with his hands: "Liu Xiaosan, a slut, began to torture and kill heroes after ascending the throne, and when he died into the underworld, Han Xin and Yingbu refused to help him anymore, Zhang Liang and Chen Ping, the two old foxes, died late, and as a result, there were millions of ghost soldiers under his command but there were no unscrupulous generals available, and I led eight hundred personal soldiers to be beaten for decades, and he was so abused that he couldn't stand it and was reincarnated...... He can force my living overlord to death, and I can also beat his dead ancestor to death, everyone is even, hahahaha......"
"Li Shimin is quite capable, the famous 'Tang Zong', there are many capable ministers and fierce generals under his command, the Tang Corps was once the largest separatist force in the underworld, after Wu Ruyi usurped the Tang Dynasty, this girl pondered all day long to break through the ghost gate, led a million ghost soldiers to kill back to the yang world, and slaughtered his little wife and daughter-in-law...... I have to say that the court of the Tang Dynasty is really a noble circle...... At that time, in order to find the long-lost father Fan Zeng, I said sorry to him for being late, and owed the Xiao family a favor, so I helped the Xiao family once, when the Tang soldiers besieged the Ghost Gate Pass, I came from behind the Tang army to a horse joint camp, that battle was really refreshing, and reminded me of the battle of Pengcheng that led the 30,000 Chu army to abuse the 560,000 Han army under Liu Xiaosan......"
"Zhao Kuangyin, this guy is also very interesting, it's rare to be an emperor who doesn't kill heroes after taking the throne, and I'm actually quite angry, it's his brother Zhao Guangyi's narrow-mindedness, and he always thinks about cutting some luck from me, once he played a little trick to provoke me, and caught these two brothers and beat them together, but the Song Corps is not as challenging as the Tang Corps...... What? Candlelight axe? Oh, Boss Zhao mentioned this to me, he just likes to eat some walnuts, and Zhao Boss took a small axe to help him knock it, but that night he suddenly suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and died......"
"Zhu Chongba's girl has a virtue with Liu Xiaosan, and he is also a master who kills heroes indiscriminately after taking the position, he was surrounded and scolded by tens of thousands of heroes who came early as soon as he got out of the underworld, and they were bitter and hateful, similar to migrant workers asking for wages and meeting the old contractor. [No pop-ups. It just so happened that I was unhappy with this kind of person, so I just beat him up and then said it, but his old subordinates collectively watched and cheered me, and it was enough to fail to do this job......"
When it comes to fighting, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, is really talking about a river, looking at this posture, it is estimated that he intends to introduce all the twenty-four emperors and generals he has abused.
Qin Zhan suddenly interjected and asked, "Brother Xiang, the four ...... just now Have you ever fought in Hades? ”
Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said: "The ghost emperor and ghost king of the underworld, except for the children and grandchildren who have to kowtow when they meet their ancestors, who is willing to convince whom?" Just rush to my name as the overlord, Jiangdong Xiaobawang Sun Ce, and the overlord Reincarnation Ran Min will be on the bar with me as soon as they get out of the underworld, as for what Tang Dynasty Song Zu, Qin Emperor Han Wu, it is even more human brains that hit dog brains. ”
"Liu Xiaosan was abused by me for 100 years and then reincarnated, but his great-grandson Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, is not very good with Li Shimin, the Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, in order to argue which one of the Han and Tang dynasties is stronger, the Han Hussar and the Tang Xuanjia have fought a lot of battles."
"Boss Zhao and Zhao Lao Er are both the second generation from the military compound, and they look down on Zhu Yuanzhang the most from a mud-legged person, and Zhu Yuanzhang looks down on the soft egg emperors of the Song Dynasty. Don't forget, since Zhu Yuanzhang, the Ming Dynasty has absorbed the lessons of the Song Dynasty, and foreign policy is called one
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) is overkill, summed up in one word 'hit', two words 'discord', three words 'uncompromising', Zhu Di began to add another 'Son of Heaven guards the country and the king dies Sheji's ancestral teaching, or the Ming Dynasty is known as Qiangming? Stubborn strong! ”
"Of course, the Song Dynasty is quite soft, but the Song army is still okay in terms of combat power, and the turtle shell step armor with the divine arm crossbow that surpasses the Qin crossbow can be regarded as the pinnacle of infantry equipment in the cold weapon era. Against the coordinated operation of the horse infantry artillery, the Ming army, which has entered the germination of the firearms age, has also come and gone - after all, the ghost soldiers do not need to consider the morale factor. ”
"However, the strength of the soul of the ghost soldier is often linked to the willpower before death, and the ghost soldier with the strongest individual quality I have seen in the underworld is still the Red Legion under the command of Desheng Taizu......"
Seeing that Xiang Yu was involved from the history of the emperors of the 24th Dynasty to the history of China's military evolution, and even faintly brought the topic in a harmonious direction, Qin Hunt hurriedly stopped.
"Brother Xiang, I actually want to say that Zhao Da, Li Er, Liu San and Zhu Ba, in their last life, were all high-ranking emperors, and they went down to the underworld to fight for incense and luck, but in this life, they are all ordinary people who are fighting for five buckets of rice, and they can happily get together to play two rounds of mahjong when they are idle......"
Qin Zhan said while carefully observing Xiang Yu's expression, seeing that he was impatient, he gritted his teeth again, and said with a straight face: "I can remind you in advance, the reincarnated Yu Ji is no longer Yu Ji, if people are not willing to renew their relationship with you, don't be annoyed and angry, harass and entangle others." ”
Xiang Yu smacked his lips, his two sword eyebrows straightened up, and he glared at Qin Zhan suspiciously and said, "Listen to your breath...... How do you seem to be sure that Yu Ji will not fall in love with me again? Why, you've already met Yu Ji? She's married? ”
Qin Hunt yawned exaggeratedly, pushed the bicycle with a clatter, and Jin Xiaoyu in the basket snorted twice in dissatisfaction, and Qin Hunt also pretended to be calm and muttered: "Go home and sleep!" I'll talk about it tomorrow! ”
"Cut! Mysterious ......" Xiang Yu muttered dissatisfiedly, looked up at the bright starry sky with anticipation, and chuckled sweetly: "Yu Ji, even if you are married to another woman, I will snatch you back!" ”
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Qin Zhan was lying on the bed, hugging the fox pillow, his body was turned over and over, and he couldn't sleep soundly.
It's not that he can't sleep in a disordered mood, just with Qin Hunt's heartless temper, unless the sky falls, he should eat, sleep, and live a healthy life every day.
The question is...... A strong man with a full sense of presence, standing in front of your bed for a night, neither speaking nor moving, just staring at you in a daze.
If you are lying down and sleeping, you will accidentally meet each other's eyes, and then the other party will show a king's ♂ smile with her teeth, and teach you goosebumps all over your body.
Lie on your side and sleep on your back, the other party's battlefield aura accumulated over thousands of years spreads, and there is always a kind of chrysanthemum cold...... Phew, the uncomfortable feeling of thorns in the back.
After tossing for a long time, Qin Zhan, who couldn't stand it, shouted with a crying voice: "Brother Xiang! I beg you! Let me sleep! I promise to take you to see Yu Ji's reincarnation tomorrow! ”
Xiang Yu smiled innocently: "Hey? I didn't speak, huh? Why did it make you noisy? You sleep with you, I'm a heroic body, I don't have to eat or sleep, I don't have to worry about me. ”
Qin Zhan sighed
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page), holding Jin Xiaoyu's soft belly and covering his face, regardless of whether he wants to suffocate or not, he lamented sullenly: "Oh my God! Lao Tzu is so cheap that he can take this! ”
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With a few loud rooster crows floating in the distance, the dim sky was also covered with a layer of fish belly white, although the sun had not yet fully risen, Qin Zhan had already gotten up with two dark circles under his eyes.
It's not that Qin Hunt lacks sleep, with his physique, it's trivial not to sleep for a few days, the key is that Xiang Yu was pestled at the head of the bed like a groundbound spirit and a hanged ghost this night, and the yin and evil qi made the temperature in the bedroom drop a lot, and the psychological pressure on Qin Hunt was simply huge.
Qin Zhan got up, washed hastily, and subconsciously wanted to shout, "Xiao Yao, go to breakfast", and then reacted that Qiao Nai He and He Yiyao had already left, and unconsciously smiled bitterly and muttered: "Sure enough, it is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift." After being served for months, I forgot for a while how to live the life of a bachelor. ”
Xiang Yu quietly appeared behind Qin Hunt and muttered, "What? The woman is gone, is it lonely? ”
"It's not a woman, it's a cat-eared maid." Qin Hunt corrected.
Xiang Yu muttered with fascination in his eyes: "Heh, when a maid leaves you, you feel lonely, my woman has left me for two thousand two hundred years, who understands my loneliness?" ”
Qin Hunt scratched his head in distress, saying that he was lovesick, and even the rough man of the overlord of Western Chu was ground into a big-nosed love saint!
Qin Zhan patted Xiang Yu on the shoulder and promised: "Brother Xiang, don't worry, I mean what I say, since I promised to take you to see Yu Ji's reincarnation, I won't find an excuse to delay, and you don't have to play this love saint style, the style of literary films is not suitable for you." ”
Xiang Yu suddenly smiled.
Xiang Yu's attitude was actually aware of the loophole in his agreement with Qin Hunt, Qin Hunt only said that he would take him to find Yu Ji's reincarnation, but he didn't say when it started, and he didn't say if he could find it......
Xiang Yu still remembers that in order to find a sub-father Fan Zeng, the Xiao family hung him for hundreds of years, during which he didn't know how many day jobs he did for the Xiao family, and even until he officially nodded and recruited An, this was done.
Xiang Yu was very worried that Qin Hunt, the heavenly guard, would also learn from the lack of virtue that the earth guards had done for several generations.
Fortunately, Qin Hunt is a kind-hearted medical saint, although he acts a little overbearing, but he is much easier to get along with than the group of soldiers who believe in "soldiers are not tired of cheating".
As the saying goes, why should the little overlord be a real overlord.
Qin Zhan looked at the sky, took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, it was past five o'clock, earlier than he usually went out to practice medicine.
"Well, it's almost time, and you may not be able to meet ...... later" Qin Hunt muttered twice in a low voice, pushed the door again, and shouted: "Brother Xiang!" Walk! I'll take you to see Yu Ji reincarnated! ”
Xiang Yu jumped three feet high excitedly, and went to help the motorcycle, while Qin Hunt smiled awkwardly and reminded: "That...... No need to ride, Yu Ji reincarnated...... It's in this alley. ”
"Hah! When I saw Liu Xiaosan yesterday, I should have thought about it! This alley has good feng shui and full of aura, it is a good place for longevity and health, and historical celebrities like to drill into this kind of place when they are reincarnated! Xiang Yu didn't annoy Qin Hunt for hiding from him, he just happily came up and slapped Qin Hunt on the back, of course, with his strength to carry the Ding, Qin Hunt's divine beast was shocked......
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