Chapter 9, flirting with the policewoman
"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up!" Hearing this, Lin Dong suddenly came to his senses, greeted him and hurriedly walked out.
He suddenly became so active that the policeman was a little surprised, and it took him a long time to react and he was suddenly depressed: I should say this, right? One of your prostitutes is even more anxious than me, a policeman? What a thing!
Depressed and depressed, the police still quickly followed and took Lin Dong into the police car.
Holding the Buddha statue and getting into the police car, Lin Dong did not have the slightest nervousness or timidity. This made the police in the car quite surprised to take a few more looks, if the ordinary prostitute customers are caught, how many are not nervous? Although spending money to have fun is not a big deal these days, if you catch up with the period of the strike hard, fines will inevitably be imposed, and you will have to squat for a few days if you don't do it well.
How many are as calm as Lin Dong? Even...... There is still a faint expectation.
Along the way, he urged the driver to drive quickly from time to time, which was more anxious than the policemen.
When he arrived at the police station, Lin Dong was taken aside to wait, although his tone was disgusted and his actions were rude, Lin Dong didn't take it to heart. Seeing that the old bustard and those girls were brought into the interrogation room next to him, Lin Dong didn't pay much attention to it, just looked around, and seemed very curious about this place.
"Smack!"
The chair was vigorously moved and made a crisp sound, and then a female ** Ma Jindao sat down, slapped the table with her hand, and glared at Lin Dong angrily.
Lin Dong took a look and saw that it was the female policeman just now.
It was just a quick glance before, but now that he was facing each other, Lin Dong suddenly found that the sheriff was very beautiful. The facial features are delicate and pretty, although it is without makeup, it makes people feel more natural and beautiful, the skin is white and tender, and the figure is slender, especially the police uniform worn on the body adds a bit of the temperament of women who do not let the eyebrows go.
The waves on the chest are convex, although they do not break out of the cocoon, but they make people want to find out.
What a beautiful policewoman!
"90 points, plus this police uniform, there is more of a sense of uniform temptation, plus 5 points!" Lin Dong muttered to himself, his eyes constantly looking at the policewoman's body.
"Look at it, look for death!"
Li Qingqing didn't expect this kid to be so bold, and he dared to look at himself so shamelessly here, snorted coldly, and scolded coldly.
"The eyes are on me, and I can see them when I want. How? Is it also illegal? Lin Dong didn't expect this police flower to have such a big temper, so he immediately replied.
Li Qingqing immediately felt angry when he heard this, and looked at me with that kind of obscene eyes, are you still reasonable? Suppressing his anger, Li Qingqing shouted coldly: "Less nonsense, name." ”
"Lin Dong."
"Lin Dong? Hmph, what a cheesy name. Age? Li Qingqing said disdainfully, and then asked.
“18.”
“18?” Li Qingqing raised his eyebrows and said with a sneer and disgust. "I'm only 18 and I'm going to find Miss? And if you look for a group of people, are you really good? It's dirty enough to be a man to find a young lady, and so much? Don't you know what shame is? Do you still want to be shameless? ”
Li Qingqing usually hates this kind of man the most, and thinking about it makes her feel evil. This nasty guy in front of her makes her even more disgusting, she is only 18 years old, and she has not grown up yet, so she went to find Miss, and she is looking for a group, disgusting, dirty, and shameless......
"Hey, who said I went to find Miss? I'm here to buy this Buddha statue. The expression and words of the policewoman made Lin Dong feel very angry? Is Lao Tzu such a visionless person? Putting the Buddha statue on the table with a snap, Lin Dong said angrily. "See? This is the Buddha statue. ”
Lin Dong's words not only did not make Li Qingqing understand, but he was even more disdainful. "You think I'm a three-year-old? When you go to that place to buy a Buddha statue, why don't you say go to the incense and make a wish? You can come up with such a ridiculous excuse? It seems that you are not only dirty, but even stupid! ”
These words made Lin Dong angry, it was really aunt who could bear it, but uncle couldn't bear it. I recruited you to provoke you, and everything was aimed at me? Could this girl be an endocrine disorder and early menopause? Lin Dong hesitated for a moment to see what she was thinking with his delusional eyes, but suddenly he felt a trace of aura fluctuation from her body......
This made Lin Dongleng stunned.
The Delusional Eye can see what the other party is thinking, but if the other party is also a cultivator, then casting the Delusional Eye will consume a lot of internal force, and the higher the opponent's cultivation, the more sufficient the spiritual energy, and the more internal force will be consumed.
After hesitating for a moment, Lin Dong gave up this plan.
"Speechless, speechless, is your heart empty?" Seeing that Lin Dong was speechless when he was asked, Li Qingqing was even more disdainful while being proud.
"Weak heart, your sister......" Lin Dong replied angrily.
Li Qingqing stood up and shouted condescendingly: "You dare to scold me? ”
"When did I scold you?" Looking at her angry appearance, Lin Dong suddenly wanted to tease her and pretended to be dazed and innocent.
"Still don't admit it? You said what your sister said, right? Li Qingqing was furious, he had never seen such a shameless man, he dared to say it and didn't dare to admit it!
"Do you have a sister?" Lin Dong asked suddenly.
Li Qingqing paused for a moment and said, "Do I have a sister who has anything to do with you?" ”
"Of course you have, you shouldn't look like you, right? Since you didn't, then what I just said is not aimed at you, don't rush to sit down. Lin Dong glanced at Li Qingqing with a smile, and said seriously: "When you have a sister, come to me again, and I'll let you scold you back then." However, first of all, I don't have a sister, so if you want to scold, you can only scold...... Weak heart, your sister-in-law! ”
The police officer in charge of recording next to him looked at Lin Dong with a surprised expression, he really admired Lin Dong for talking to Li Qingqing like this? Who is Li Qingqing? Said to be a tigress of the police force, the thorny rose is not ambiguous at all, how can anyone dare to talk to her like this, cow, too good!
Especially Lin Dong's serious explanation of the topic of your sister with a weak heart made him want to laugh. But looking at Li Qingqing's gloomy face, he didn't dare to laugh......
Li Qingqing's face was gloomy and terrifying, his anger seemed to be brewing constantly, his eyes were like knives, as if he was planning to slash the flamboyant, skillful, shameless and despicable Lin Dong in front of him.
Especially when she saw the smile on the face of the colleague next to her, she was even more angry.
What if you can't talk about him? Wouldn't it be a shame to spread it?
"You're a man, aren't you so shameless? actually took the sister-in-law out to block the scolding, whoever marries you is really blind. ”
Lin Dong shrugged his shoulders: "I don't have a sister-in-law yet, when you have a sister, I will have a sister-in-law." ”
"What do you mean?" Li Qingqing was stunned by him and didn't react for a while, but the people next to him couldn't help but laugh.
If it weren't for Li Qingqing, he would definitely give Lin Dong a thumbs up.
Cow, too awesome.
Even Li Qingqing dared to flirt, it's really ...... Courage is commendable!
"You...... How dare you tease me? Li Qingqing finally reacted, he has a sister, he has a sister-in-law, doesn't he say that he is a pair with him?
How dare he tease himself?
Li Qingqing is so old that no one dares to tease himself like this, and he laughed angrily: "Okay, very good, you not only violated the law by prostituting prostitutes, but also insulted and molested police officers, I have the right to convict you now and arrest you and send you to prison!" ”
Angry, Li Qingqing is completely angry.
Although it has not yet gone wild, it is definitely a precursor to a storm. As the saying goes, if you don't die in silence, you explode in silence.
The police officer in charge of recording glanced at Lin Dong with pity, brother...... Ask for more blessings!
Lin Dong was very calm, and even had time to glance at Li Qingqing's chest, she was condescendingly holding the table with both hands, and this angle seemed fuller...... After a few reluctant glances, Lin Dong spoke.
"! Prostitutes are prostitutes, what is illegal prostitution? Is there a law that allows prostitutes to be prostituted in the open? If so, why don't you teach me? ”
"Also, what does it mean to insult a police officer? It was you who provoked first, and as soon as you came up, you were angry, afraid that others would not know that you were a tigress? Is this how you police treat the people? Convicted without evidence? I've already said that it's just to buy this Buddha statue, but you think you don't believe it! ”
Neither Li Qingqing nor the police officer next to him expected Lin Dong to refute so confidently, the most infuriating thing was...... Li Qingqing was angry and said the wrong thing, allowing him to catch the loophole. This moment the momentum came down, brewed for a while, adjusted his mentality, Li Qingqing was just about to refute, but Lin Dong spoke again.
"Although it is your fault in the first place, there are a lot of things that I don't care about. It's just that I'm curious, did you get any stimuli when you were a child? Or have you been dumped by a man before, so you deliberately retaliate against a man? I tell you, it's not good for you to do this, your mentality is easy to make mistakes at work, I advise you to find a man quickly, the harmony of yin and yang is conducive to physical and mental health...... There are so many benefits of having a man that you can't imagine......"
Lin Dong's look of "I'm good for you" made Li Xiaoxiao completely rampant? She felt that she couldn't take it anymore, and if she didn't kill him alive, it would be hard to get rid of the hatred in her heart.
"Bastard, I, I'm going to kill you......"
Li Qingqing was furious, and his white-skinned jade hand was raised and he was about to call towards Lin Dong's face. However, Lin Dong's reaction was faster than her, his neck tilted back slightly, and he easily dodged.
Li Qingqing was stunned for a moment, and then became even more angry, and was just about to continue to attack, but a police officer ran next to him.
Li ...... Captain Lee ......," the officer whispered timidly.
Li Qingqing stopped and asked unhappily: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart." ”
The officer hesitated, then seemed to let go. "Captain Li, the results are out. This person is indeed here to buy Buddha statues, and he is not prostituting......"
"What did you say?" Li Qingqing's eyes widened and glared at the police officer, this answer was something she never expected, or even unacceptable.
She glared, and the officer suddenly shrank his neck. "Captain Li, no...... It's none of my business, you...... Don't be mad at me. ”
Li Qingqing took several deep breaths, forced himself to calm down, waved his hand to let the police officer leave, and then turned his head to look at Lin Dong. Lin Dongzheng looked at himself with a smile, seeing his appearance Li Qingqing couldn't help it, and finally suppressed the anger in his heart, Li Qingqing sneered: "You are lucky this time, there is no evidence to prove that you are a prostitute, but don't think it's okay, I'll sue you...... I'm not done with you, don't let me catch you breaking the law next time, otherwise...... I want you to look good! ”
Lin Dong shrugged: "Next time, I'll talk about it next time." ”
"Humph!"
Li Qingqing snorted unwillingly, and when he saw that many people next to him were looking here, he suddenly roared: "Look at everything, there's nothing to do......"
Hearing this lion's roar, everyone immediately lowered their heads and pretended to be buried in work.
Li Qingqing glanced at Lin Dong hatefully, turned around and left. It can be seen that she is now a bomb, and whoever provokes her is unlucky......
"Alright, brother, you can go." The police officer who recorded wiped his sweat with palpitations, and said with a smile towards Lin Dong. Flirting with Li Qingqing, he can still get out of the way, nothing else...... This is really rare, and for this alone, he admires Lin Dong quite a lot.
Lin Dong nodded, hugged the Buddha statue, and left the police station leisurely under the admiring gaze of everyone.